And Sheng Chronicle

There is no loyalty without reason, and there is no betrayal without reason.

Sitting on the swing in the park, the gradually setting sun stretched our shadows very long, and the whole world was covered with gorgeous colors.

Yamada was putting his cane aside, he looked into the distance and began to tell a long, boring story.

The swing swinging gently under me, I think the current development is really bloody.

"Go home, Yamada Masa." Sitting up from the swing, I no longer had the patience to listen to his nonsense.Between a weak man and a strong woman, all he longed for was that strength.

"When you grow up, you won't talk to me like that."

"How do you say it? 'Go away Yamada'?"

"……Um."

It turned out to be an M, but unfortunately I'm not interested in being an S.

I picked up my things and prepared to go home. Tonight, I must print out the remaining CG from yesterday.

The small and refreshing cell phone ringtone rang, and Yamada answered the call under the eyes of "the president's cell phone ringtone can't be so spicy".

"Hey?"

"dinner."

Press the phone directly, Hibari Kyoya, you brat, there is no end to it.

As a result, they called again persistently. The phone was turned off, but I refused to answer it. If you have the ability, bite me.

Yamada was looking at Xu Yuanqing who was walking away, and he stood up abruptly uncontrollably, and said loudly, "Master President - is strong, strong, indifferent and inviolable! He will neither cry nor cowardly!"

"She—is like a floating cloud in the sky, doing as she pleases and not allowing other people's objections!" So what are you, laughing and crying and still being kind to Hibari Kyouya.

This persona sounds familiar... In fact, your true love is Skylark.

The idiot in the sunset is still hysterical, I have already started to think about whether to buy red bean paste buns or black rice buns tomorrow morning, or both?

"I absolutely do not admit that you are the chairman—you are just an inferior product who stands up to the chairman!——you are just Xu Yuanqing!"

"I was originally Xu Yuanqing." Looking back at him, "The delusional disorder of having too many fantasies about women is a disease, and it needs to be cured."

Yamada sneered, leaned on his crutches and walked in the other direction.

How cowardly.

I thought he was going to rush up and stab himself.

Encountering this kind of boring thing when I went out, it affected my luck in playing games. I didn't collect all the CGs in three consecutive lines and even got Badend.

Looking at the scene of blood on the screen, I covered my face silently, which bastard said that the loyal dog line is very cute, so he was killed.

The strategy game is not in the mood to play, and I clicked to enter a small adventure game, which took a long time to load.

Waiting from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], I thought it would take so much time to load, the game screen would be very delicate, but it turned out to be a grid map!Black and white grid plots!

For the sake of waiting for so long, I will bear it first.

With the strange BGM line of blood-red words appearing on the screen—【You stare in horror and look around, the room is empty, there is only a large wardrobe and a table, and there is some food on the table.You've been lethargic for days and are starving.When you were about to pick up the food and eat it, you saw a note next to it.The reverse side of the note is full of words.

front:

You are the sixth person to come here.Welcome.As a host, it is necessary for me to prepare something for my guests.These foods are what I mean.Eat quickly, you must be very hungry.Only when you are full will you have the strength to go home.Also, remember, there are scary things outside the house, so don't go out.Someone will come to your rescue! --Owner.

Negative: Positive words are false!Don't trust him!Run, there is a passage in the closet!The food is poisoned, you will die if you eat it!

Don't stay in the house, zombies will surround you soon! —No celebrity.

your choice:

1. Front

2. The reverse side]

This kind of stupid question that knows the answer at a glance, of course I choose the second one.

【You were bitten to death by zombies guarding the door because you were out. 】

The death picture that popped up was covered with mosaics. Without thinking about it, I loaded the file and started again.

[You regained your strength after eating, it's because you heard the knock on the door.Open the door, two people tell you at the same time that they are the one who came to save you, do you believe——1. Human 2. Zombie】

Of course it is human beings.

[You don't know people clearly, unfortunately you were stabbed in the kidney and died. 】

"..." Where is the most basic trust between people?In other words, this zombie is the same as the one that killed me just now.

Load the file and start over.

【Mr. Zombie is very moved, it is rushing towards you!You run away, jump into the time machine and enter the underground maze.What a big maze~ you exclaimed.There is a fork ahead, you choose...]

Quickly choose the road, in just 3 minutes my body piled into a mountain, but this is definitely not a question of IQ.Dear production team, why don't you do such a crazy thing like inserting steel nails into the bottom of the hole marked "explorable".

[You are slowly groping in the maze, and suddenly a zombie appears in front of you, you: 1. Fight him 2. Talk to him 3. Play dead]

Why does this zombie look so familiar_even the little green hat on its head is exactly the same as the previous two!After several times of death before, I have a deep understanding that no one can kill this character.Then play dead?

【It was roughed out (ω`)】

Pick the first one or die, so the only thing left is to talk to it... talk to your sister!I don't speak Zongyu either.

I clicked the second one with a broken pot, but Mr. Zombie really spoke with an Osaka accent——

[Do you know what is the best paofan in the world?I can teach you how to do it, first put some rice, then pour some boiling water, and finally pour over soy sauce and mix it up~ Ah, what a happy taste, tears came from eating...]

"..."

[The seasoning package with some instant noodles is really extravagant. Tempura and the like are eaten by girls.Fried shrimp or something is not good.Ah, why do I shed tears, obviously soy sauce bibimbap is so delicious... I don't care about those so-called delicacies, I can't afford it anyway...]

"..." Covering my face, I went around it and continued walking, why did I also have the illusion of being moved.

After four hours of hard work, I finally cleared the level. If I want to say a summary, it is-a new way of dying is unlocked every minute.

There are 132 death CGs stored in the local hard drive, and each of them has a surprise.

I forgot to mention that this is actually a story about a brave man who defeats the devil and saves the princess.As for why the protagonist who couldn't beat the zombies, couldn't beat the mysterious man, couldn't beat the old woman, couldn't win the three-no loli, could instantly kill the demon king?Because it has Shaw Brothers eyes...

[Ah, young brave man, you have finally defeated the Demon King, go and meet the beautiful princess!She is waiting for you in front~]

Although I have long since stopped looking forward to this scumbag grid map, I still want to see what the silly and naive princess who has been caught by the devil time and time again looks like.

【Ah, young brave man, let us live happily together~】

The little green hat on the princess's head is so familiar.

To be honest, I originally thought that listening to zombies talking nonsense in the maze was enough to be curious, but I didn’t expect to meet zombies who failed the exam, zombies who learned how to drive, zombies who couldn’t afford cake-cutting zombies... I didn’t expect the princess in the end All zombies!Ah, no, in fact, it has been expected for a long time, but can't the production team change a picture?

This is not saving the princess, it is clearly a miserable world of zombies!

In the end, the production team said that zombies are actually very pitiful and we want to care for them, so we made such a game specially, I hope you like it.

Are your brains eaten by zombies_(:з」∠)_

Send the address to Mr. Zhuma, I can't play such an inspirational game alone.

The days passed quickly, and both Sawada and Yamamoto, who were less injured, were discharged from the hospital. If Bi Yangqi hadn't forcibly stopped him, Hayato Gujiji would have run back to Biesheng.And Hibari Kyouya has not fully recovered yet, and it is estimated that he will lie down for another week.

Looking down from the window at the two laughing and running past, I hope they still remember the upcoming final exam in a month.

However, one of the saboteurs was able to come back one less, thanks to their hospitalization funds, which had a lot of money left over this month, and the official documents accumulated before were quickly processed and sent to various departments.

I started to sort out the last document in a good mood, checked the account and signed my name at the end of the page. Just now, the phone rang three times to indicate that a sum of money was transferred to the account.

As the saying goes, practice makes perfect. After many times of practice, my sponsorship skills have made a qualitative leap, and I have successfully won sponsorship fees from various companies.

It's finally time to update the school desks and chairs!

Joy is to be shared with others. I took a box of sweet and sour pork ribs to visit Zhuxiong Jun.But his face was smelly, and the dark circles under his eyes were obviously from staying up late.

Glancing at the computer he put aside, there was a familiar zombie wearing a little green hat on the screen.

I just said that I can't play a good game by myself, it's great, I've got one!

"The card is closed?"

Skylark snorted coldly and turned his head.

My Bamboo Bear-kun is arrogant again (づ￣3￣)づ

"Don't read the guide?"

"No need." After taking the lunch box, Lark opened it to see new dishes that he had never seen before, "Do you like Chinese food very much?"

"well enough."

After dinner, Skylark continued to wrestle with the game, this time it was a decryption level.A dilapidated door with a very complicated function problem written on it, the door can only be opened if it is solved.

I consciously borrowed a pen and paper from the nurse sister and handed it to him, pursing my lips to express that I wanted to see a joke.

Takexiong-kun held a pen and paper, and fell silent facing the screen - he couldn't even understand the question.

But as the chairman of the Disciplinary Committee of Bingsheng, can he admit that he can't understand?Can?Absolutely impossible.

"Playing with things and losing one's mind." Yunque snorted disdainfully, and was about to turn off the computer after speaking.

"Wait, it's hard to get here and you can't give up halfway. A good boy in the new era is a good boy from the beginning to the end."

"Wow, Xu Yuanqing. Are you looking for trouble?"

"Of course not, I just believe in your ability."

It's weird to believe you.

Seeing that Skylark was not fooled, I packed up my lunch box with regret.I ate most of the vegetables today.

"I'm going to have hamburger steak tomorrow."

Really can climb up the pole.

He picked up the bag and walked out the door, neither saying yes nor saying no.You can figure it out on your own.

Watching Xu Yuanqing go away with some displeasure, Hibari waited for a while to make sure that she would not come back suddenly, and then called Kusakabe.

"Buy me a copy of XX Function."

When I got home, Ms. Takeuchi had already prepared the meals, and when I came back, she said goodbye and left.

After dinner, I searched for the recipe of hamburger steak on the Internet. The easiest way is to go to the supermarket to buy a bag of ready-made reheating.But I always feel that this is just to fool Zhu Xiong-kun, who has a tongue more sensitive than a cat. He tasted the braised pork that he made last time after a while.

There is a ding ding sound in the lower right corner, and the weapon dealer said that the item will arrive today, please sign for it.

It was finally coming, and I waited with great anticipation, but there was no express delivery after 10 o'clock in the evening.Is it a traffic jam?When I called the courier, the other party said in a low and mysterious voice that it would take a little longer to deliver this kind of controlled product because it needs to be concealed.

That's right, it sounds great.But it's not easy to do express delivery these days, I understand.

As a result, a courier broke through the window in the middle of the night and hit my delicate face directly, and cursed my father while covering my bleeding nose.

On the well-wrapped box was a coat of arms with a gun and shells, and on the tall wrapping paper were written the words "Vongola Express" in big letters with red pen.

After stopping the bleeding, I put away distracting thoughts and looked at the box on the bed devoutly. It was a legendary super weapon that wouldn't melt if dropped into magma. Although I was still a little dissatisfied with the fact that it couldn't fire laser cannons.

Slowly unpacking the box that was wrapped layer by layer, what finally appeared in front of my eyes was a long knife with a sharp shape and a bright luster, but no matter how you look at it, it looked familiar——

Your sister, isn't this the "Dongtaiye Lake"!

The author has something to say: This chapter is my resentment for not getting a meal in the school cafeteria today!One of the most beautiful people who jumped in the queue! ! !snort!You hate it!

This chapter is also known as #被坪了的学姐##另见洞太ye湖##银桑的奇读#【What the hell is this 233333

Also, the games that appear in this chapter are real, and they are more cheating than the ones I wrote! That crazy production team!