I am a cat matchmaker

This desktop photo was taken when I got my first doctorate. The angle of the photo is from the side, and only a quarter of my face can be seen. The background is a mess, and the expression on my face is that of Dad The smiling face that was forced to show at the mother's request.

I have two canine teeth, and the canine teeth are exposed every time I laugh. When I laugh, my neighbor’s aunt always teases me with the canine teeth, joking about me, saying that I must be a tiger cub that escaped from the zoo.

Finally when I was five years old, I started fighting back.Although I am only five years old, I have already read a lot of books. I told them unceremoniously that I am a human being, not a feline, so don’t talk nonsense if you are stupid, and read more books.

Since then, they didn't tease me anymore, they avoided me when they saw me, and when I walked away, I could clearly hear them calling me a freak.

Refusing to admit that he is a tiger makes him a freak?I don't understand.

Since then, I seldom smile, especially the kind of smile that shows my teeth.

However, when I was wearing a doctor's suit that time, my mother asked me to smile a little bigger, and I showed my canine teeth in a tenth of a second.

This photo captures that tenth of a second.

My parents thought I would be as happy as them, but I didn't feel happy at all.

For others, being able to obtain a doctorate is a supreme honor, a matter of glory to the ancestors, and the lintel of glory.

But for me, that's just a perfunctory thing that my parents have to do.I'm not interested in whether I can get a doctorate. In fact, I don't seem to be interested in anything, but the stray cats on the side of the road can make me stay for a while, just for a while.

Then, I was like wandering between the classroom and the library, like a lonely soul.

I don't understand how the owner of this cat just took a photo of me like a lonely soul and put it on the computer desktop.

I looked around the study, maybe I could find the answer here.

That's for later, I'll get rid of that thief first.

It took me a while to type out a paragraph of text, so I ignored the typesetting and just clicked print to finish.

Cleaned up the desktop, took one last look at my own photo, and suddenly wondered who the photo on the other computer was.

I jumped off the table, looked at the printed A4 paper, thought about it, jumped up again, and turned on another computer.

The desktop of this computer is the owner of the cat. It is also a photo of the side face, but the angle of the photo is just opposite to mine. The two photos are on the two computers. Individuals staring at each other in the air.

I suddenly felt a shiver, a feeling of unease all over my body.

Shaking my cat's head, I quickly turned off the computer, picked up the printing paper, and went to the yard next door. I couldn't smell the dog in my nose, so I probably took the dog out to play.

I successfully stuffed the entire printing paper under the crack of the door, and I hid by the fence and waited quietly.

For about two hours, the aroma of the woman next door came into my nostrils, and the dog.

From far away, I heard a dog barking. It knew I was here, so I ran up the fence and stood higher to avoid being bitten by the dog.

I looked up and watched with bated breath as they entered the yard.

The woman was wearing ten-centimeter-high high heels, and her black leather leggings made her legs look slender. A sweater was loosely wrapped around her body, and there were two big loops around her ears.

I really don't understand a woman, this dress is not very comfortable at all, why should she wear it and suffer.

The woman opened the door, stepped in with her front foot, then stepped back, picked up the paper at the door and looked at it, and suddenly laughed. She stepped on her high heels and came to the fence, and looked over.

After making sure that there was no one in the room, she threw her dog into the house, locked the door again, ignored the dog's plaintive barking, and walked out of the yard on high heels.

It's a pity that I'm a pet and can't go to the library. I don't know how the battle is going. I can only wait for the prince to come back to see his reaction.

The time I waited for passed quickly, because most of the time I was in his study, I dug out all the books I could find, and looked for something like a diary from his drawer, but there was nothing. Turn to any text related to me.

I rummaged around the house again, but still found nothing.

The curiosity to know the truth fermented in my heart. I had never had such an urge to know an answer, but books could not give me this answer. This feeling made me feel extremely tormented.

Finally, when the hour hand knew three o'clock in the afternoon, the prince came back.

His footsteps when he entered the door were slightly different from usual, and he seemed very anxious.

The prince directly threw the key on the shoe cabinet, walked in without changing his shoes, and lay on the sofa.

He had just laid down when there was a knock on the door, and the neighbor's woman called his name outside the door:

"Wang Zi, open the door, can you give me a chance to explain, I didn't mean to."

Hey!The owner of this cat is really called Prince.

Wang Zi covered her ears irritably. The woman outside the door didn't seem to give up so easily. She knocked on the door louder and louder, and could already hear the sound of the neighbor's door being pushed open.

Wang Zi had no choice but to stand up, opened the door, dragged the woman in, and closed the door again.

"Have you had enough noise? Chasing here from the library, what on earth do you want?"

"Obviously you told me to go and let me expose him, why did you get angry when I went?"

"When did I let you go?"

"Hey, didn't you give this to me?" The woman took out the piece of paper and shook it in front of the prince.

I hurriedly jumped onto the sofa, trying to take the opportunity to snatch the paper, but the prince snatched the paper one step ahead of me, and took a look.

Too bad, I did the calculations, but I didn't count the fact that this woman's mind was flooded.

From my point of view, the prince's face is ugly. Is this expression angry?be surprised?Confuse?

"Where did you get it?" said the prince, teeth clenched.

The woman didn't realize that there was something wrong with the prince's voice at all, and said in a sweet and greasy voice on purpose: "Under the crack of my door, didn't you stuff it in?"

"When you saw this, was there anyone around?" The prince flipped through the paper carefully, as if trying to find something from it.

"People? No, it's all working hours, and there's no one around. It's just your cat lying on the fence."

"Cat?" The prince turned his head and looked at me. I hurriedly jumped on the sofa, wrapped myself in a circle, and loaded the ostrich.

The woman obviously didn't want to bring the topic up to me, which was exactly what I wanted. I only heard the woman mention the pot of unboiled water and said, "You haven't explained it clearly yet, why are you angry?"

I secretly raised my head and looked at the prince, and the prince looked at the woman's curious baby, a little dumbfounded.

He said helplessly:

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. It's just that you suddenly appeared and showed me the URL, which made my friends around me a little embarrassed, so I was a little angry."

"Embarrassed? Why is he embarrassed? I just showed you an overdue paper. What's wrong with him?"

"It's nothing, maybe I thought too much, anyway, I was wrong to lose my temper with you today, I apologize to you."

"Apologize? Saying that is an apology?" The corner of the woman's mouth was raised, her eyes were smiling and admiring the beautiful face of the man in front of her.

"Then, what else?" The prince's patience just now was almost exhausted, and his tone was a little stiff.

"So, this weekend is my birthday, you treat me to a meal?"

"Your birthday seems to be just last month, right?"

"How do you know?" The woman didn't look embarrassed at all, but surprised.

"You guys have been arguing all day and night in the house, how could I not know?" The prince smiled wryly.

"That, is my birthday in the solar calendar, and my birthday in the lunar calendar is next."

"But I've been quite busy during this time. It's almost time, and I have to finish my thesis quickly."

"Ah, then, you can invite me after you finish your work." The woman twisted her body, and the shy look on her face made the hair on my body almost stand on end.

Finally, the woman finally left after the prince's reassurance.

The prince looked at the paper carefully. He seemed to remember something, and walked quickly to the study.

Remembering that my crime scene in the study room was not cleaned up today, I quickly jumped off the sofa and prepared to abscond.

I heard the prince's voice shouting in the study: "Scholar!"

I slipped away before he came out of the study. It is very unwise to stay here now. I will come back when his anger subsides.

Anyway, today's goal has been achieved, the prince should already know that the man is a thief.

I walked happily into the courtyard with square steps, and saw the thief at the door, pushing the door open and coming in.

I hurriedly arched my back and demonstrated at him. He didn't even look at me, and walked around me to the door.

It's useless for you to come, the prince probably won't talk to you anymore.Then he made your ugliness public, and you are out of academia ever since.

I was waiting for a good show, and what happened next made my gloating face freeze.

The prince opened the door for him, still smiling, and let the thief in.

what's the situation?Shouldn't he be angry?Shouldn't we be vigilant?how so?

I hurriedly got into the cat hole and watched two people sitting on the sofa, chatting.

Like, nothing happened.