I am a cat matchmaker

That cat, by the way, my current body is the cat beside me before I died.

I quickly searched the process of all 25 contacts with that cat in my brain, and I deeply felt that I was repaid.

That's right, I was the savior of this cat body, not just once, but three times.Then we became a relationship where we didn't know each other, and the feeling was very mysterious.

Why?Why does it feel like my brain is spinning much faster than before?I mean operations other than calculation formulas and memory fetches.

When I was human, I was very insensitive to this kind of human-cat relationship.

But just now when I was thinking about my first half of my life, I even realized very clearly that what I did at that time can be regarded as the ancestor of stupid people.

The reason why I was not beaten to death as a lunatic was probably because homicide violated the law. It was too bad to be shot in order to kill a fool and lunatic who was harmless to the society.

Closer to home, this cat, the first time I saw it was in my second week of college.

I thought that when I went to college, I would be able to be friends with someone naturally, and I would be able to call friends and make friends just like everyone else.But after a week of living as a lone ranger at three o'clock and one line, I realized that my friends didn't fall from the sky.

I tried to change my life at three points and one line, and wandering around the campus became what I often did after class or skipped class.

On the day I met Brother Mao, I skipped an advanced mathematics class. The questions that the professor explained gave me too much headache, so after I listened to his lecture for the first time, I decided not to listen to the advanced mathematics, and slipped away after signing in.

Although I am a nerd, I quickly learned such a simple and untechnical thing as skipping classes.After I walked around the campus twice with my backpack, I was hungry, so I started to walk to the place with the aroma of food.

At this moment, I heard a faint meow of a cat.I followed the sound and looked over, and there was no sign of a cat on the flat lawn in front of me.I thought I was hallucinating, but as soon as I took a step, the meowing came again.

Anyway, being idle is idle, I followed the sound and walked forward, thinking of the ghost stories I had read before, and my goosebumps stood up in broad daylight.

After walking less than 30 meters, I saw a hole. The hole was very deep and the mouth was very narrow. The sound of the cat came from inside.

I took the flashlight of my mobile phone and looked inside, and saw that the cat was hanging on a rope, and the other end of the rope was tied to a branch, and the branch was placed across the hole.

I hurriedly pulled up the branch, and soon the cat was pulled up. This black cat was covered in dirt, skinny and skinny. I untied the rope that was tightly tied to it, and the cat lay motionless on the ground. , looking listless, as if dying.

I put the cat in the backpack, went to the cafeteria to buy some food, and took it outside under the shade of the tree. The cats started to gobble up the food when they saw it. So under the big tree, one person and one cat, one holding a plastic bag, and the other licking. The plastic bag buried his head and ate.

When the cat was full, it kept meowing. I felt a little thirsty, so I took it for granted that the cat was thirsty too.The water glass in my backpack originally contained water, but it was spilled by the front seat during class, so I had to buy a bottle of water.

Seeing that the cat was covered in rice grains and oil stains, I thought about it and decided to buy water by myself. Before leaving, I told him that it was waiting for me here, but when I came back from buying water, it was gone.

The cat was not found and the water got into my stomach, an episode that I soon stopped thinking about.

The second time I saw the cat, it was even more outrageous. It even crossed the road like a human, and swaggered.

Although the roads on the campus are not fast, they are still ton-class cars. When I snatched it out from under the wheels, the car had already hit my leg.

Fortunately, that person stopped the car, so he only got a big bruise and was scolded.

I squatted on the side of the road and trained it for 10 minutes. Afterwards, I saw that it had a good attitude of pleading guilty, so I gave him one of my two fish intestines.

It seems to be in much better condition, a little fatter, the cat on its body is very clean, and it seems to be well taken care of.

The grace of saving lives twice, probably the cat is very impressive, so I often see it on campus.

From time to time, I give it some of my own snacks. Sometimes it doesn’t leave after eating, so it just rubs against my legs. I also talk to it occasionally. It is a good listener. , never interrupt me, listen to me politely.

I know it can't understand, but there are too few people who are willing to listen to me, so I can only use cats to make up the number.

Just as I was thinking, a delicious smell came to my nostrils. I followed the smell and jumped on the table in twos and saw my favorite fried fish. I meowed, and the man took off his apron and walked towards me Come, sit at the table and touch my head.

This person should look good-looking, so that the facial features can be seen at a height almost parallel to him, but unfortunately, it is a bit blurry.Brother Cat, since you want to repay your kindness, why don't you give me a pair of good eyes, let me see the world so vaguely, I feel so aggrieved.

Hey, what's the matter?Why is it as if the camera is adjusting the focus, the mirror image in front of me gradually becomes clear, and I can see this person's face clearly.

Thank you, Brother Mao, it seems that you still respond to your requests, so I said make me an adult, is this possible?

I waited quietly for a while, nothing changed, well, this request may be a bit difficult.You are just a cat after all.

But no matter what, it's good to be able to see things clearly. I licked the fish with my tongue while aiming at the man in front of me.

This person is really beautiful, his eyes, nose and mouth are very delicate, and they are so ingenious when put together. How can someone be so good-looking?Recalling my own face, I really have no face to stand here.

By the way, how do cats eat?I tried to pick it up with my claws, but all I could do was fling the fish off the plate.

The man smiled and said, "This is still a little hot, be careful."

I'm going to starve to death, don't care, just eat it with my mouth, I started to bite a piece of fish with my mouth open, it's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the bones can be crushed, and the taste is top-notch, no less than my mother made of fish.

That man filled some rice and ate with me with chopsticks. Doesn't he think it's dirty?

"I'm going to go out for a while after eating. Go to the yard to play after you finish eating."

courtyard?There is a yard here?It seems that this is a rural area?Or a villa?I looked at this house carefully. I didn't notice it just now. This house is really big, and the decoration is also very elegant. Well, I accidentally became the pet cat of the rich second generation.

Since I was asked to go out, why don't I see if I can find my home? I don't know if my mother is so sad now. It's very sad to think about it. I'm the only child. They send white-haired people to black-haired people. How sad .

Thinking of this, I took another bite of the fish. This fish is so delicious.

"I've got to put you out in the yard tonight, he's coming, you know, he doesn't like cats. He says it's cat allergies, although I know it's an excuse, he probably doesn't want to upset me."

Does this person have a girlfriend?That's good, I can just learn how to make girlfriends, and they are not allowed in the house. It should be fine for me to stay outside.

It is estimated that only cats can do it logically to climb windows like this.

"I know you'll be upset. He'll only stay for a while. When he's gone, can you come in?"

I thought to myself, don't worry, I can go out for a walk, doesn't it mean that cats can see things clearly at night?I can experience it.

"I know it was a bit long for you to stay outside last time. We don't talk about the reaction equation this time. We just chat. It should be faster."

Wait, the reaction equation?What a familiar noun, and this guy loves to mess with these as much as I do?This is also like-minded.I might be able to give you some pointers when I get a chance.

The man scratched my neck with his hands, and then he moved his mouth closer and kissed my cat's head.

I watched his mouth enlarge in front of my eyes, and then I felt a warm feeling on my head, oh my god, why is my heart beating so fast?

It can be said that this was the first time someone kissed me. I purred excitedly and rubbed against this man's hand. Fortunately, I jumped directly into his arms.

This feeling makes me savor it.

"You are becoming more and more good at acting like a baby. You were so cold before. Have you changed your sex?"

I am not transgender, I am transmuted.

He didn't hold me for a while, he put me on the table, cleaned up the bowl, left me a plate of fish, and walked into a room.He came out wearing a jacket and jeans.

Are you not afraid of prickly heat if you dress like this in summer?

Wait a minute, no, I looked around and found a digital calendar with the date October 10th?I remember that it was August 8th when I jumped off the building, and I specially chose my auspicious number to jump.

It's been two months now?

No, didn't he say that I only slept for two days?What's the matter?Where is my soul before I became a cat?So no memory at all?

"Okay, if you're thirsty, there's water in your glass, go out and don't get too close to the dog next door, it's not a gentleman."

I see, you go, I go too, go out and see the outside world.

Anyway, such strange things as cats have happened, and time loopholes are also very likely to happen.

After dying once, I can think about it, thinking that nothing is better than being alive.

Follow this and that person out of the gate, the garden outside, wow, is the kind I like, with lawns, flowers, and butterflies.Butterfly?I like butterflies the most. I ran to chase the butterflies. I stopped the car as soon as I ran two meters away. What's the matter? What did I do after the butterflies?It is obviously impossible to catch up.

I looked at the door and the man had already left.

Well, I'm going to set off now, and get out through the small hole in the door. It's so strange outside, don't worry, just walk along the road first, and you can always find my home.

But I was wrong. When I walked out of this community, I found that the road was full of cars and the sidewalks were taken up. I wanted to walk on such a street unless I was going to die a second time.

I'd better go back and chase the butterflies obediently.

The butterfly didn't catch up, and I met a frog.