first love

After the big class on Monday morning, Wen Lan was not very energetic, so he took a marshmallow from his bag and threw it into his mouth.

Xie Nanqun glanced at the crowd downstairs in the teaching building: "Let's go back and order takeaway, there must be a long line in the canteen."

"Well, I want to drink soup..." The other party muttered. He heard that the dormitory was going to be inspected, so he put away the pots and bowls, and didn't go shopping. Now he doesn't have the conditions to cook by himself.

Just as he was talking, Xie Nanqun looked down at the phone and smiled: "The notice has been issued, the general inspection in the afternoon, the counselor and the dormitory supervisor will come together."

Wen Lan breathed a sigh of relief, and had expected it: "Fortunately, I cleaned the dormitory on the weekend. Go back and put away the clothes hanging by the bed, and you should be able to pass the test." The boys' dormitory is not like the girls' dormitory. The hair is all over the floor, but the piled up clothes and takeaway boxes are the most problematic.

However, Wen Lan himself loves to be clean, and even Xie Nanqun is getting used to tidying up his things every day, so there are always clean clothes to dry on the balcony, and the trash can is guaranteed to be emptied every night before going to bed.

In stark contrast to this, of course, in the surrounding dormitories, it is said that someone stuffed smelly socks in a cabinet that should have housed a computer case, and they didn’t dare to open it during the whole vacation. Now it may have fermented...

As soon as they arrived at the dormitory, the two of them were stopped by the next door, that is, the boys who caught mice and played with them before. They begged Wen Lan to help in tears: "...Brother! Please! Come and guide us to clean up!" This time The big inspection was coming fiercely. They originally wanted to use their cheeks to get through it, but when they heard that those who failed the inspection might be fined to clean the dormitory, they panicked.

And Wen Lan, who was recognized as the most powerful in the class, but he didn't know it himself: "Uh, that's fine, but I won't do it, you guys do it yourself."

"Guaranteed to obey the command!"

Wen Lan smiled: "Wait for me for another 2 minutes, I'm going to get the mask, otherwise I won't be able to eat later."

"..."

They walked into the dormitory next door together, and the few people didn't make a sound. Wen Lan instructed everyone to bring a broom, and fished it under each person's bed. From the bottom of the closet, they swept out a lot of dust, the corpses of bugs, and things like earphone cables and pens. class of widgets.Because there is not much space under the table, it is already very narrow to put small suitcases, shoe boxes, shoes, etc., so there is dirt in the gaps, and it is really difficult to clean.

He ordered those people to move their things away, and asked them to clear out a pile of garbage, such as waste draft paper, food packaging bags, fruit cores, and a single smelly sock, which was crumpled and stained. Dusty. "Don't worry about anyone else's socks, throw them all in the trash can." Wen Lan was speechless, and pushed up the mask again to block the indescribable smell.

"Old Liu, go and get the dustpan!"

"I think the color of that sock must be yours. Hey, pickle salted fish hidden there..."

"Don't stop! Whoops, almost hit my toe."

"Help up the suitcase first, quick!"

The boys swept out the rubbish noisily, the small trash can naturally couldn't hold it, Wen Lan didn't bother to ask if they had lost anything, since it was so dirty and no one wanted it, so he just yelled at the big one in the corridor outside in the trash.Someone asked tremblingly: "What if there is something that can still be used..."

Another boy curled his lips: "Forget it, you've lost it for such a long time, so it doesn't matter at all." In fact, he himself is the same, he just has self-knowledge.

Seeing a black bug crawling past his feet, Wen Lan raised his foot and stomped on it with a straight face. Only at this time did he show a bit of frightening murderousness, just like the night when he told everyone ghost stories .At the same time, the people in the dormitory next door also recalled the horror at that time, and hurriedly lowered their heads and pretended to be serious about cleaning.

After probably cleaning up the garbage in the dormitory, Wen Lan turned his attention to the several buckets on the balcony, and when he lifted the basin covering them, he saw a mess of dirty clothes.He felt that the veins on his forehead were about to swell, and it was really hard to imagine that when he checked Weibo earlier, he saw other people complaining about the mess in the boys' dormitory. It was all true, and it happened right next door to him.

As a person with strong self-care ability, Wen Lan looked back at the few people with flattering smiles on their faces, and complained, "I can't even do laundry..."

Hearing this, several people whispered:

"Isn't it enough to soak it?"

"And throw it in the washing machine."

"It looks pretty clean anyway..."

Wen Lan took a deep breath: "Come here, I'll teach you how to wash things." He pointed to the blue bucket next to him, "Whose is this?"

The boy named Lao Liu ran over with a smile, trying to pretend to be stupid: "What orders does Mr. Wen have?"

"Fill out the socks inside, separate the light-colored and dark-colored clothes, and find something else to pack."

The other party followed the instructions one by one, and Wen Lan began to explain separately, such as how to scrub socks, such as what can be used to remove sweat stains on light-colored clothes... and try not to throw things into the washing machine, not only will the clothes deform, And bacteria and so on are mixed together, it is easy to cross infection.

After hearing this lesson, the few people almost found an altar to confess Wen Lan, and their eyes were full of gratitude.With some help, things are done much faster and should be done before the afternoon inspection.

"Put a couple of old toothbrushes that are not in use on top. Moss is easy to grow on the edge of the sink. When the time comes, just add some dish soap, soapy water or laundry detergent, and it will be clean after just one brush." ​​Wen Lan said dry-mouthed With a dry tongue, they finally stopped, and raised their chins to signal them to fiddle with themselves.

"Worthy of being a committee member!"

"At the end of the term, we need to select excellent class cadres, so I will vote for Brother Wen!"

"Shut up, old Liu, lend me your laundry detergent..."

Xie Nanqun, who went downstairs to get takeout halfway, also came back. Seeing that Wen Lan hadn't come back, he wandered over here to watch the excitement.Seeing him lazily leaning against the door, someone leaned over with malicious intentions: "Brother Qun, how often do you usually wash your clothes?"

"Every day." Xie Nanqun raised his eyebrows.

"Oh, what about the socks?"

He also answered honestly: "Basically, I don't wash it."

The other party immediately showed an expression of "Sure enough, you are also gay", and by the way, felt that the girl thought that the man who was a god could not tell what he looked like behind his back.

However, Xie Nanqun showed a deeper smile when he heard the words: "...Because it's all small baskets for me to wash."

The people in the entire dormitory next door were shocked, the clothes in their hands fell into the basin, and the water splashed all over their bodies.The person who just asked the question was so heartbroken that he wanted to cover his chest: "Why don't I have such a roommate!" Not only is he good at housework, he is also good-looking, so jealous! "

Xie Nanqun still thought it wasn't exciting enough, so he added: "Actually, I wanted to buy new ones when they got dirty, but the small basket was frugal, so I gave up my previous idea. Ha, I'm much better than you, at least clothes I washed it myself, and the dormitory is cleaned once a week."

"Brother Qun, stop talking, I'm dead."

"You two go back to lunch, please."

"Hey, hey, don't secretly throw it in my basin!"

"hey-hey……"

Wen Lan didn't bother to pay attention to this group of people, and walked out with Xie Nanqun, whispering that his dormitory was the best, clean and tidy.Seeing their figures disappear outside the door, those people looked at each other, and immediately got together and bumped their heads together;

"With a roommate like Wen Lan, what kind of girlfriend do you need..."

"You want to fuck?"

"Bah, this is emotion!"

"What's wrong with being gay? You discriminate against gays? Let me tell you, there aren't many people in the class who can compare to Wen Lan, right? No one will be fucked by you if you want to."

"Makes sense."

"You see Brother Qun is being managed... Where's the promised rich second generation?"

"Come on, let's continue to wash clothes, don't blame me if there is no place to dry them later!"

"no!"