first love

Shengyang hangs high, and almost as soon as he walks out of the dormitory, he will be forced to turn around and go back by the scorching heat.Otherwise, it seems as if you want to melt in the sun.

In this kind of weather, people are always listless, but insects are active.Wen Lan dragged open the small suitcase under the table, and a small bug jumped out from underneath.

He was about to be trampled to death with sharp eyesight and hands. He cleaned up with a broom and threw the body into the trash can with disgust on his face.

Xie Nanqun squatted in the corner, carefully poured the insect repellent bought by the other party, and sprinkled a white thread on the wall.He was taking a shower the night before when he heard a commotion outside. He hurriedly dried himself and changed clothes to go out, only to find out that a centipede had entered the dormitory. It was not big, but its fuzzy feet kept wriggling. .

"Ah, I'm fine. It must have been a bit more noisy when I was moving things." At that time, Wen Lan smiled sheepishly, and at his feet was the battered corpse of a centipede.

It was not the first time to watch the opponent fight bugs, but Xie Nanqun, an ignorant northerner, was still shocked, just like every time he found a "new species" of bugs.

Because of the discovery of centipede, an uncommon insect, Wen Lan decided to buy some insect repellent as soon as possible, in case the dormitory was occupied by insects during today's scorching heat.Cockroaches can't be killed, but other bugs should be cleared as soon as possible. At least you can't be surprised when you are doing your homework.

The highest temperature today was 27 degrees. The dormitory did not turn on the air conditioner, but the front and rear doors were open, so it was not too hot.Sprinkling all the places around the dormitory that could be sprayed with medicine, Xie Nanqun straightened up, and suddenly a soft thing bumped into his back: "Small basket?"

The other party slipped to his side, pointed to the back: "There is a big cockroach."

Sure enough, around the balcony near the door, a cockroach with a long thumb slowly crawled across, occasionally spreading its wings, flying and falling down.

Xie Nanqun felt goosebumps all over his body when he saw it, but the person behind him was obviously more scared, and poked him with his finger: "Brother Qun, help me kill it?"

"Give me a piece of paper, it's disgusting to get those things on the soles of your shoes."

Looking around, Wen Lan tore off a page of the sheet music used for the welcome party, and handed it to the other party: "Come on."

Hearing this, Xie Nanqun couldn't help laughing: "Wait."

Strange to say, Wen Lan is afraid of big cockroaches, and doesn't change his face towards other insects; Xie Nanqun is not afraid, but he hates the dirty ground after being trampled to death.

"Okay." Xie Nanqun's voice came.

Wen Lan picked up the broom and quickly walked over to clean up the scene, not to mention how skillful he was.

Walking into the house, Xie Nanqun thought about it, then knelt down to check the mosquito repellent on Wen Lan's side, and changed the potion for him.After all, no matter how this guy exercises, his meat is tender, his blood is sweet, and his ability to attract mosquitoes is also top-notch.

Just as the two were doing their own things, suddenly there was a boy yelling from the dormitory next door, and he could vaguely hear a few words "catch", "don't let it get on the bed", "is it still a man".Wen Lan came over curiously, leaned against the door and peeked a few times, then quickly retracted and closed the door: "The rats have entered the next door."

"Why is there everything..." Xie Nanqun was also speechless.

Fearing that the rats would run over, the two of them found something to roughly block the crack in the door. At the same time, the group of people next door seemed to rush out. The sound of footsteps was just outside the door, accompanied by a few calls: "Brother Qun, help!"

Xie Nanqun, who was summoned by surprise, squinted his eyes, opened the small window next to the door of the dormitory and shouted: "You can handle it yourself."

A few boys outside were either holding brooms or clothes rails, their faces wrinkled like bitter gourds: "I'm locked up in the dormitory, I can't catch them! They run too fast!" That's why I wanted to find someone with more developed motor nerves. Xie Nanqun went to help.

Wen Lan also squeezed over: "Isn't the dorm manager downstairs?"

"The dorm manager is a woman, so let's find her, how can we save face..." Several people said embarrassingly.

Hearing this, Xie Nanqun frowned, and his tone softened a little; "Look at your virtues, you can't catch mice until midnight." It's not good for Wen Lan to study and rest until it's noisy.He opened the door a crack and got out, beckoning one of them to hand over the so-called "weapon", "I don't guarantee success."

"Brother Qun is so kind and virtuous, I will never forget it!" Those people smiled instantly and followed happily.

Not long after, Xie Nanqun's figure reappeared in front of Wen Lan's eyes, but his face was a little weird.

Wen Lan was puzzled: "Didn't you catch it? The sound was quite loud just now..."

"No." Xie Nanqun didn't know whether to laugh or get angry, "I caught it, and those few said they wanted to play."

"Play?"

So the two went to the next dormitory together, and when they saw the mouse tied up in the middle of the dormitory by Wuhuada, Wen Lan's eyes widened, and then he laughed out loud.Those people pulled a few pieces of scotch tape, tied one end to the bedpost and the other to the mouse's paw, and put it in a posture about to be tortured, not to mention how funny it was.

"Hey, Wen Lan, do you have any rat poison?" someone asked.

"Ah, only insect repellent."

Another person rubbed his chin: "It's fine, lend us some, and I'll give you a new bag."

Wen Lan, who was more and more confused, went back to the dormitory to get the medicine, and when he came here again, he saw them find a small bottle containing Bao Chai pills, pour the powder into it, and then slapped the mouse into its mouth.

After this operation, several people in the dormitory next door happily took out their mobile phones, saying that they were going to take a picture and send it: "It will definitely be popular!"

Xie Nanqun and Wen Lan took a few steps back at the same time - they must not be photographed, otherwise the image will be ruined.

The dormitory manager who came over after hearing the news happened to witness this scene, his face froze, and he laughed, but he didn't forget to ask them to get rid of the rats quickly: "This thing is easy to infect diseases, don't play with it!"

"Okay! Kill me after shooting the short video!" The person who said this even made a salute gesture.

When the hostess left with the expression of "not looking at you", they smiled strangely and started to take pictures frantically. People from several nearby dormitories came to watch, and those who had trouble even joined their team of monsters.

Too lazy to pay attention to them, Xie Nanqun touched Wen Lan's arm, and the two left quietly. They couldn't help laughing after returning to the dormitory.Wen Lan took out his phone, and sure enough, there was already a small video in Moments, and there were a bunch of hahaha replies underneath: "They have too much brains..."

"It's not bad." Xie Nanqun recalled his high school life. In fact, there were quite a few people who behaved in such a way. "After all, it is a boys' dormitory."

"I feel like the atmosphere of the university more and more." Wen Lan said with emotion.At the beginning when he reported to Huada alone, he was still uneasy, but in a blink of an eye, he was able to watch a group of so-called Shabis messing around, and he felt very calm.And with friends, and with people who want to...

Xie Nanqun clicked to forward it, and added a firewood to the circle of friends next door: "Interesting things, interesting people, there are many." Of course, I didn't mean to mention those poisonous guys, but the person in front of me, which is enough arouse his interest.

It's like a child suddenly gets a basket full of candies, take one, maybe strawberry, maybe mango, it's fresh every time.