HP Miss Paranoid and the Old Bat Professor

If there are any jaw-dropping things that have happened to Hogwarts since its founding, Valentine's Day this year will definitely be included in it.

When the students came to the auditorium at breakfast time as usual, everyone was stunned by this weird scene: pink heart-shaped confetti was continuously sprinkled on the ceiling, and the surrounding walls were covered with confetti. Red and pink ribbons, as well as a variety of heart-shaped ornaments.

Of course, the most eye-catching one was Lockhart, who was standing in front of the auditorium, wearing a particularly weird pink coat, shouting loudly, 'Happy Valentine's Day!Allow me to thank the 46 people who have sent me letters so far!Yes, I took it upon myself to arrange this little surprise for you - but that's not all! '

Lockhart clapped his hands, and saw a group of angry-looking dwarves marching through the gate into the auditorium.The most astonishing thing is that these dwarves still have golden wings and harps on their backs!

'My kind, Messenger Cupid! ' cried Lockhart delightedly, 'they'll be running around the school today sending you Valentine's Day cards!The fun doesn't stop there!I'm sure my colleagues will have the spirit to want to be part of this special occasion! '

'Why don't you ask Professor Snape how to make a quick love potion! Also, Professor Flitwick knows more about Enchantment than any other wizard I've ever met, you crafty old dog !'

Poor Professor Flitwick buried his head in his hands in embarrassment at this moment, probably never wanting to look at Lockhart again in his life.And Severus, our professor, had a livid face and tightly pursed lips. It was obvious that he was in a very, extremely bad mood, and all the students sitting below felt that Snape was probably in a bad mood. Counting how to kill Lockhart without anyone noticing.

Encouraged by Lockhart's enthusiastic speech, the spring-hearted students all began to look at their sweethearts with blushing faces, and the two beautiful ladies, An Nan and Ariel, naturally attracted many young boys eyes, although neither of them noticed.

But Severus, who was sitting on the stage, noticed the disgusting admiration eyes of those boys towards the little girl, the extremely annoying whispers, and even the little boys picked up the quill pen and started writing in pink Write on the stationery!

The air-conditioning around Severus subconsciously kept rising, and anyone who knew him could see that this expression meant that some people were going to be in bad luck.Professor Flitwick, who was sitting next to Snape, naturally also felt the very weird and sinister aura of his colleague, Flitwick said cautiously,

'Severus, you know that's what Lockhart is, talking without thinking.You can punish him a little bit, for example, make him unable to speak for a month, or give him a tooth-losing potion so that he can no longer show off his teeth to others...' (Professor Flitwick, are you sure? Are you kidding Lockhart?)

'God, I've never told him about those fascination spells... well, maybe I told him some stories about my youth, you know, Severus, who didn't Crazy love...' Then Flitwick started babbling on and on to Severus about his love affairs when he was young.

But our professor is now uncontrollably irritable.He turned the table napkin into a quill, and wrote a few words on the parchment.In the next second, the boys who were still writing hard just now received a piece of parchment from the Potions Professor, with various punishment measures written on them.

For example, 'Mr. Stone, a troll could have done better than you in your last assignment, a 1000-word essay on potions for straight hair before tomorrow! '

Another example is, 'Mr. Durkan, I see that you have a good time today, and I believe Mr. Fritsch will be very happy to see your help'

During the morning, An Nan and Ariel were besieged by countless dwarfs. It would be fine if they were just delivering letters, but those dwarves wanted to read it out in public, which embarrassed An Nan. I just want to get into the cracks in the ground.

'Don't worry, honey, I was young too.Believe me when you're young you have to choose wisely, don't listen to the sweet words of those boys, sometimes they just want to steal your heart and walk away...'

Professor Sprout said more and more impassioned, but An Nan felt bewildered, did he miss something...

An Nan came to find her professor as usual during the lunch break at noon. She had been carefully avoiding those dwarves along the way, and finally when she was about to escape back to the potion office safely, she did not expect to be at the professor's door. The door was blocked by a dwarf.

"Your eyes are as charming as sapphires, and your long hair is as silky as chocolate. I love you so deeply, my goddess, my love." He yelled at the top of his lungs, and finally wiped away tears that didn't exist.

But An Nan was not as relaxed as the little dwarf, because she saw the black door in front of her bang open, and what caught her eyes was the ashen face of the professor,

'Miss Bennett, I believe I don't need a janitor in my potions office, or do you prefer to be with admirers? ! '

'Justoneglanceofyou, thatisallittakestomakemecrazy'