The poorest soul catcher in history

"Brother, do you really want me to get rid of the things in your body?"

In the yard, Shi Lan was pouring wine for Hai Ku while frowning at his forehead.

He could feel that the thing that did not belong to the breath of life but had independent thinking was in his brother's mind, it was neither a ghost nor a wraith.

Haiku, who was holding a wine glass and was about to drink, shook his hands, not knowing whether he heard Shi Lan's words or Lan Bai screaming in his head.

"No need, don't worry, it won't hurt me," Haiku explained to Shi Lan repeatedly, "I can survive because of it."

"It's a pity that your book of life and death is not in the underworld of this time and space, otherwise the master would have crossed out your name."

Hearing this, Hai Ku chuckled and pointed to his nose, "Then I will become a living dead?"

"No," Shi Lan shook his head, looking at his brother whom he hadn't seen for many years, "this is not comparable to the living dead, and what I want to say belongs to outside the Three Realms."

"Beyond the three realms, not in the five elements?"

Hai Ku recalled a certain monkey's lines, and continued.

Shi Lan sighed softly when he heard the words, he hadn't seen him for many years, his brother was still so careless and didn't care much about anything.

"If it dares to hurt you," Shi Lan raised his eyes with black pupils, staring at Haiku's head and said, "I will let it..."

Before he finished speaking, Lan Bai in Haiku's mind felt that his physical data was starting to become unstable!It was so frightened that it hid in the corner, trembling, "Your brother is too scary! Hurry up and finish the old one and leave!"

Haiku doesn't feel much, one is that he was fine when he looked at the other party's black pupils when he was a child, and two is that Shi Lan is now able to control the power of his body freely, so he won't hurt Haiku.

"One more thing." Shi Lan withdrew his gaze, his eyes turned black, "In my brother's memory, I was taken away by a Taoist priest?"

Hai Ku nodded, he also felt puzzled, when he came to Shi Lan and saw the Earth Immortal who came to see him specially, he found that he was handsome and young, not the Taoist priest in his memory at all!

"But in my memory," Shi Lan frowned and looked at Haiku, "it was my elder brother who was taken away by a Taoist priest, and I couldn't catch up no matter how hard I tried. Later..."

"Later, Mr. was deceived by an old man to go up the mountain, and he was locked up and said to let him be the grandson of the old man. Mr. was unwilling, and he was thinking about you, so he ran out, and met the Earth Immortal when he didn't want to."

Cha Ke brought out Wu Youmin's freshly baked snacks, and stopped talking.

"You were tricked by the old man?"

Haiku's brain circuit always revolved around Shi Lan, he looked Shi Lan up and down, "How did you get cheated?"

"He said he met you."

Shi Lan replied quietly.

Haiku and Lanbai in his mind laughed loudly.

"Your brother is so stupid!"

Haiku wiped away the tears from his laughter, and looked at Shi Lan who was not angry when he saw him smiling, "You were so stupid back then, don't be fooled again in the future."

"No, no one will lie to me now." Shi Lan put the dim sum in front of Hai Ku, and Hai Ku ate happily while sighing, "Actually, I think you should be my brother."

"How to say?"

Shi Lan was taken aback.

"You see, after we parted, we all went to different time and space, had different benefactors and friends, but the time we experienced was different. You lived for countless years, but I can remember how long I lived. Now we are in the same time and space, but it is still different, you are more mature and sensible than me."

"Brother doesn't want to be a brother?"

After listening for a long time, Shi Lan said.

"That's not true." Haiku scratched his head, with a cautious expression on his face, "I'm afraid you think I'm useless and not qualified to be an older brother."

"What are you talking about!" Shi Lan stood up abruptly, and looked at him angrily, "My brother is my brother, and will always be my brother. Besides, why is my brother useless? In my heart, my brother has always been the one who protects and loves me regardless of everything. My brother is the most qualified person to be my brother!"

"Brother, don't say such things in the future," Shi Lan saw Hai Ku staring at him blankly, holding a dim sum in his hand, with dim sum foam on his face, looking silly, as if frightened.

Immediately, Shi Lan felt a little uncomfortable in his cultivated heart, he said softly, "I didn't mean to hurt you, I was just angry."

Cha Ke on the side was dumbfounded, he had never seen such a lively gentleman before!

"I'm not angry," Haiku stuffed the rest of the dim sum into his mouth, with a big smile on his face, "I'm very happy, because you've been thinking about me, thinking about me all the time, I heard the immortal say, you After becoming his apprentice, as long as there is any good thing, he will keep a copy for himself, you want to give it to me?"

Shi Lan blushed, sat down, and nodded obediently.

"Because... because I think my brother will definitely come back, you wait for me."

Saying that, Shi Lan disappeared.

Hai Ku felt as if sand had gotten into his eyes, otherwise why would he want to cry?

"To Mr., you are all his persistence and concern." Cha Ke looked at Haiku enviously, "I have never seen such an excited Mr. He has lived for too long, too long, too long. Cannibal fireworks, you are here these days, he will eat no matter what kind of food, and he will not eat it before he can."

"Then what does he eat?"

Haiku tried hard not to cry.

"Master said that he doesn't need to eat, Yin Qi is his source of strength." Cha Ke pointed to the tea on the stone table, "If there is anything he eats the most, it is this Yin tea."

Hai Ku recalled that after he was reunited with Shi Lan, Shi Lan would pick up vegetables for him whenever he was eating. They all ate happily, as if they were eating delicacies from mountains and seas.

Now after hearing what Cha Ke said, Hai Ku finally understood.

It's not that Shi Lan likes to eat those things, he likes to eat with himself.

Seeing that Hai Ku's eyes were red, Cha Ke hurriedly slipped away. If the husband came back and saw his brother's appearance, he would definitely think that he was bullying him, and he was afraid he would be beaten!

Not long after Cha Ke left, Shi Lan came back. He came back just like when he disappeared, but there was a big bag of things beside him.

"I left this for you," Shi Lan opened the bag, signaling to Haiku that this is all his.

Hai Ku was afraid of losing face, so he kept his head down halfway to prevent Shi Lan from seeing himself who wanted to cry, so Shi Lan didn't notice anything wrong with him.

"Why is there still food?"

Even if Haiku didn't know about treasures, he could still see how precious the things inside were, but when his eyes were full of tears, he saw the peaches in the transparent box, and couldn't help but ask.

Shi Lan coughed and explained, "Master brought this back when he went to the peach feast, you always like to eat peaches, so I begged Master to give me a box to keep the peaches from rot, and you can try it quickly. "

he urged.

Hai Ku put the box aside and hugged Shi Lan, only to find that Shi Lan was already half a head taller than himself!

"Wow........"

Shi Lan, who was suddenly hugged and heard his brother crying, was startled for a while, then hugged him with his backhand, smiled and comforted him, "It's just Tao Zi, don't be so moved."

"It's nothing but peaches," Haiku said in a loud voice, letting go of his hand with tears all over his face, "This is all about your love for my brother, but I haven't prepared anything for you, my brother is not a good brother."

Hai Ku felt extremely guilty, he felt that he was really not worthy of being an older brother.

"It is the best gift that you can come back and find me." Shi Lan took out a plain handkerchief and wiped away Haiku's tears, "Because I have been looking for you for many years, but I just can't find you. The master said that only you can find me." , and no matter how many years I look for it, it’s useless.”

After hearing this, Haiku cried like a dog again.

Because he didn't dare to imagine how his younger brother would feel and look after hearing what Earth Immortal said.

Fortunately, the brothers are finally reunited.

On the day the Earth Immortal got married, Shi Lan took Hai Ku to the underworld.

"Is this really the case?"

Brother Shi Lan, who was called by the white mouse to the Earth Immortal's new house, looked at the clothes in front of the Earth Immortal and asked in a daze.

It was rare to see the expression of his disciple, and the Earth Immortal in a happy attire nodded lazily, "It's a waste of your name not to be used at this time."

"The sea is dry and the rocks are rotten?"

Haiku blinked his eyes, "That's true! What an auspicious blessing! Let's be brothers and sisters, so the friendship between Master and Master will be destroyed forever!"

The Earth Immortal was very satisfied with Haiku's words, "My good boy, that's the reason, the little stone is rotten, let's wear it."

Shi Lan endured and endured, and finally lost to Haiku, who was chattering with the Earth Immortal.

Not long after, Haiku and Shilan, who had changed their clothes, walked out the door. Haiku had short hair and put on this wedding dress, his eyes were like stars, his nose was straight and his lips were thin, but it was a pity that a smile made him a little more silly; Hair shawl, brows are picturesque, and the face is unparalleled.

As soon as the two brothers came out, they attracted the attention of many people, including the judge.

He stared at Shi Lan obsessively, as if there was only the person opposite in the world.

The celestial music sounded, and it was the musician that Hades borrowed from Fairy Moon Palace on purpose.

"The good day has come!"

Black and white impermanence said in unison.

Yan Wang smiled and stretched out his hand to the Earth Immortal.

Earth Immortal squinted at him, Yan Wang twitched his mouth, "Don't hold him, do you want to hug him?"

"Shut up you!"

Earth Immortal slapped his hand up, Yan Wang grabbed it, and walked towards the lobby with a smile, followed by Haiku and Shilan, and then the little boy from the underworld.

"If you dare to apologize to me in the future, I will..."

When the ceremony was almost completed, the Earth Immortal took a gloomy look at Hades' lower body.

Yan Wang coughed and hugged him, "You don't need to do it, I will do it myself."

"Humph."

Hai Ku, who had witnessed a special wedding, was still amazed when he followed Shi Lan back to the small courtyard.

"I don't know what you will look like when you get married in the future, and who the other party will be."

As he talked, Haiku, the elder brother, began to worry about his younger brother's lifelong affairs.

Cha Ke was brewing Yin tea, when he heard this, he looked at Shi Lan, Shi Lan shook his head, "I'm not married, and I won't be married."

"Why?"

Now it was Hai Ku's turn to be surprised, he leaned over and asked, "Is it because we are orphans that you are afraid of getting married?"

"No," Shi Lan frowned lightly, "I just don't want to get married, if I really have to give a reason, that is no one is worthy of me."

Hai Ku chuckled, but Cha Ke and Wu Youmin felt that what Shi Lan said was very reasonable.

"But it's true, you are so good, I really don't know who will be your partner," Hai Ku who was laughed at by his younger brother straightened up and nodded repeatedly.

"What about you, brother?"

Shi Lan asked back.

Haiku was drinking tea and almost choked to death upon hearing this.

After a while, he regained his composure. He stretched out his hand and tapped his cheek. After thinking for a while, he replied, "I'm not married either."

Shi Lan nodded and poured him a cup of Yin tea again.

But he didn't ask why.

Haiku, who was suffocated by his younger brother, couldn't help pulling his opponent back and asking, "Aren't you going to ask me why?"

Shi Lan shook his head, his eyes were full of seriousness, "My brother has a reason for not wanting to get married. I won't force my brother, and we don't need to carry on the family line, because I can live for a long time, and my brother will live for a long time."

They don't need to carry on the family line because they are their own ancestors.

Such a sentence suddenly appeared in Haiku's mind, and then he collapsed from laughing again.

Seeing this, Shi Lan smiled slightly.

My brother is always so cheerful.

On the day when Haiku was about to leave, Shi Lan was silent for a long time.

Seeing this, Hai Ku couldn't bear it, he tried his best to smile, "I'll come back to find you when I've had enough of wandering outside, and you have to live a good life, or I'll make my brother worry."

Shi Lan nodded, "Okay."

After Haiku left, Shi Lan fell asleep for ten years.

When he woke up again, Cha Ke was already fifteen or sixteen years old.

As for Wu Youmin, with the benefit of Shi Lan, he is still the same.

"Sir, drink tea."

Shi Lan nodded, looked at the smiling two, paused, "Open the door, let's do business."

"Yes, sir!"