The poorest soul catcher in history

"Sir, you'd better go to the opera."

Looking at the "inhumane" dumpling in Shi Lan's hands, Wu Youmin begged softly with trembling lips.

"....Oh."

Shi Lan glanced at the dumpling in his hand and thought it was pretty good. Although it was square and some places were "ragged" because of too much stuffing inside, but the size was "round" and there were plenty of ingredients. Tea Ke If you are awake, you will definitely like to eat.

Thinking of the sleeping Cha Ke, Shi Lan's eyes sparkled immediately. He put aside the big dumplings he had made, and told Wu Youmin, "Freeze in the refrigerator and leave it for Cha Ke to eat."

Wu Youmin's thick eyebrows twitched, his shoulders trembled when he heard this, and the corners of his mouth twitched constantly, "Okay, okay."

As soon as Shilan came out, Wu Youmin's suppressed laughter came from the kitchen.

Shi Lan's ears moved slightly, and just as he was about to turn back, he looked towards the courtyard door as if he felt something.

The courtyard door was half-closed, and at this time there was a woman's coquettish laughter coming from outside the door, and there was also a man's coaxing sound from time to time.

"Youmin, guests are here, let's make tea."

After finishing speaking, Shi Lan entered the living room.

Wu Youmin, who was laughing secretly until his stomach ached, quickly responded, then washed his hands and patted the flour dust on his body, and walked towards the courtyard gate with his signature smile.

As soon as he got out of the kitchen door, he saw a hand with sharp fingers pushing open the half-covered door, and a voice came over, "Is anyone there?"

"Yes, yes," Wu Youmin responded loudly, "Why isn't the [-]-year-old not at home this year! Two guests, please."

The owner of that hand was the first to enter the door. He was about 1.8 meters tall, well-proportioned, and handsome. At this time, his other hand was holding a woman. She is a little childish, even with makeup on, it can be seen that she is not very old.

When the two stood together, they were very seductive.

After looking around the yard, the woman asked softly, "Are you fortune tellers?"

"Yes," Wu Youmin led them to the main room, "Our husband's surname is Shi, and we can tell fortunes, catch ghosts, cast monsters, whatever."

The woman laughed coquettishly when she heard the words. She hugged the man's arm and said in a low voice, "You really guessed right."

"That kind of small advertisement is written very exaggerated." The man looked at the woman helplessly, and raised his other hand to scratch her small nose. "It took you a long time to find it because you were very curious."

"I'm just curious," Pan Sisi shook Chen Yan's arm, her tone full of coquettishness.

Wu Youmin didn't look sideways, and after bringing him into the main room, he went to make tea.

"It's thirty years old, are you two still interested in fortune-telling?"

Shi Lan raised his eyes and looked at them.

Pan Sisi opened her lips slightly, looked at Shi Lan's face and said to Chen Yan, "Didn't you say that fortune tellers are all old men?"

Chen Yan had no expression on his face, and didn't answer her. Instead, he frowned and looked at Shi Lan, and then pulled Pan Sisi to sit down, "Master Shi is really young, he looks younger than me, I don't know How about fortune-telling?"

Shi Lan smiled slightly and looked at Pan Sisi, "Who will count first?"

Pan Sisi was stared at by him, her cheeks were slightly red, she folded her hands in front of her body, and said in a low voice, "Let's do the math for Brother Chen first."

Seeing Pan Sisi's appearance, Chen Yan felt a little dissatisfied, so he raised his hand and nose, and coughed heavily, "Sisi."

"Brother Chen, you do the math first!" Pan Sisi immediately hugged Chen Yan's hand after regaining her senses, "Calculate if Brother Chen is making a lot of money and getting promoted every step of the way!"

"Little girl's mouth is sweet," Chen Yan's mouth slightly raised, seeming to be very pleased with Pan Sisi's rainbow fart.

"Then ask Master Shi to do the math for me."

Shi Lan heard the words and looked at him, "The sky is full and the nose is straight. Before the age of 30, both wealth and love luck are good. Unfortunately, after the age of 30, it will be troublesome."

Chen Yan's smile just evoked by Pan Sisi slowly disappeared, and he turned thirty on the first day of the first lunar month.

In other words, he is half a day away from turning 30.

Pan Sisi looked at the black-faced Chen Yan, bit her red lips, and then looked at Shi Lan with a calm expression in her eyes. After thinking for a while, she raised a smile and said, "Master Shi, you've been half-talking, what's the trouble after you're 30 years old?" Is it? Did it come too fast from a long distance, so it made my Brother Chen feel troublesome?"

"No," Shi Lan shook his head and looked at the female ghost riding on Chen Yan's neck. When he met the eyes full of blood and tears, his face became colder. Your life will be lost!"

Chen Yan clenched his hands into fists, took a deep breath, and asked, "Then, Master Shi, what should I do to avoid the bloody disaster you mentioned?"

Hearing this, Pan Sisi was also frightened, "Yes! Now that the bloody disaster has been counted, there is still time, and we can find ways to avoid it!"

"Avoid?"

Shi Lan shook his head.

"It's unavoidable."

This is debt.

"Why can't we avoid it?" Pan Sisi was anxious and angry, and she took out the small advertisement leaflet posted by Wu Youmin from her bag, "It clearly says that it can turn danger into good luck! Besides, you guys Isn’t what one group does to resolve disasters? Why can’t we avoid it when we come to you?”

"Sisi," Chen Yan held her hand, looked at Shi Lan, "Forget it, since Master has no other choice, let's change the place."

Pan Sisi frowned, and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Chen Yan's wink, and then the two left.

When Wu Youmin came over with a tea tray, he happened to meet them at the door of the main room.

Seeing Wu Youmin, Pan Sisi didn't look good either, snorted coldly, raised her chin and left, throwing the advertisement flyer at Wu Youmin's feet before leaving.

Wu Youmin picked up the advertisement leaflet and walked into the main room.

"Sir, what's the matter?"

"Blood debt," Shi Lan closed his eyes, and when Wu Youmin put the tea on the table, he opened his eyes and said, "Have you left any dumplings for Cha Ke?"

Wu Youmin: ...

"Brother Chen, my dad believed in those things before. He should have the contact information of those people. I'll call him right away and ask him to find some of them."

After getting in the car, Pan Sisi secretly glanced at Chen Yan and said.

Chen Yan naturally noticed her small eyes, and suddenly smiled on his expressionless face, "Are you nervous about your fiancé?"

Pan Sisi blushed and shouted coquettishly, "Who is your fiancée! I, I am not yet twenty, and my parents don't know whether to agree or not."

"I am such a good son-in-law, can they disagree?"

"Stop talking about Brother Chen!" Pan Sisi groaned, stretched out her hand and hit him lightly a few times, "Let's get down to business!"

"What's the matter?"

Chen Yan made fun of the nervous Pan Sisi while driving, "Do you really think what Master Shi is telling the truth?"

Pan Sisi was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

"That kind of person doesn't count for anything at all," Chen Yan snorted, "You can't say that, some people still know fortune-telling, but it's all based on their faces, and this kind of face-to-face fortune-telling also happened in history , but how many years have passed, the things left by the ancestors have long been left behind, and I don’t know how many more.”

"So that Mr. Shi is not very good at fortune-telling?" Pan Sisi frowned slightly, "But what he said seemed to be true."

"What do they rely on for their livelihood?" Chen Yan smiled helplessly, "Silly girl, they watch people eat, and if this person has money, they will definitely want to pay a lot of money! If they don't open for three years, once they open, there will be three years." Have a good day!"

Pan Sisi nodded thoughtfully, "I see, that's why he scares us so much and makes us anxious, in fact he wants to raise the price!"

"That's right!" Chen Yan stopped the car, turned around and rubbed Pan Sisi's head, and looked at her affectionately, "Go back quickly, I want to keep you by my side on New Year's Eve, but it's a pity that my father-in-law and mother-in-law I disagree."

"You're here again! Don't yell!" After getting out of the car, Pan Sisi raised her hand and blew a kiss to Chen Yan.

"Send me a message when you get home," Chen Yan told Pan Sisi as he opened the car window and looked at Pan Sisi with a smile.

After Pan Sisi disappeared completely, Chen Yan drove the car to a secluded place. After getting out of the car, he took out the lighter and lit the cigarette in his mouth. The smell of nicotine made Chen Yan's expression even colder.

In the end, he threw the cigarette butt on the ground, raised his foot and crushed it fiercely, "A bloody disaster? Anyone who dares to attack me has not yet been impregnated!"

A bar late at night.

"Brother Yan, you've been focusing on Director Pan's daughter recently, and it's been a long time since you've been out with me! Come, have a few drinks!"

A yellow-haired man was sitting next to Chen Yan with his arms around a scantily clad woman. Hearing this, Chen Yan raised his wine glass to touch her, and drank with his head up.

After drinking, he put his eyes on the woman in his arms, "New here?"

The yellow-haired man chuckled, and stuffed the woman into Chen Yan's arms, "Do you know how to accompany Brother Yan well?"

The woman was a little scared, but when she saw Chen Yan's handsome face, all her fears were reduced by more than half, after all, she had no choice but to be a guest in this line of business.

"the first time?"

After Chen Yan brought the woman to the hotel, he asked her to wash up and lie on the bed waiting for him. Looking at the woman with an unnatural expression, Chen Yan raised his eyebrows and asked.

The woman nodded slightly, "Yes."

Hearing this, Chen Yan was a little happy. He dimmed the light and covered the woman's body, "Be good, I will be gentle."

Not long after, an ambiguous voice came from the room. When Chen Yan narrowed his eyes and looked at the woman who was enjoying himself, he suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed her neck. The woman opened her eyes in panic and began to struggle. Unexpectedly, Chen Yan bent down Biting her ear, she whispered, "Don't be afraid, let's play something exciting."

Gradually, the woman realized that although the other party was pinching her, but did not kill her, she also understood that this was Chen Yan's habit, so she tried her best to cater to the other party and let herself make the sound of suffocation.

This undoubtedly stimulated Chen Yan. After he moved a few times, he collapsed on the woman's body and gasped for breath. After he calmed down, he raised his head and kissed the woman's chin, "Very good."

The woman didn't respond.

Chen Yan felt that he was tiring the other party, he propped up his body with one hand, and turned the woman's face away with the other hand, only to see that the woman was crying, and the blood red tears slipped from the corners of her eyes to the pillow, "Chen Yan... ..."

"what!"

Chen Yan was so frightened that he shitted his ass!

He didn't even bother to put on his clothes, so he ran straight to the gate!But no matter how he opened it, the door didn't move!

"Chen Yan..."

Chen Yan turned his head and saw the woman standing in front of him. That familiar yet unfamiliar face made Chen Yan startled, "Tui Er, Tweet, don't look for me! I didn't hurt you! I love you so much , how could I hurt you if I cherish you so much!"

The woman was smiling but not crying, she stretched out her hand and grabbed Chen Yan's neck, "Give me back my life!"

The suffocation made Chen Yan's eyes turn white, and he kept kicking forward with both feet, but the strength of the hands on his neck became heavier and heavier!

Just when Chen Yan thought he was going to die, someone knocked on the door.

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