The poorest soul catcher in history

The so-called wailing spirit refers to the person who cries to see off the last part of the journey in the world after the old people leave. Every place calls the wailing spirit differently, some are called "crying mother", some are called "Filial mother."

In short, no matter how they are called in various places, this kind of people has a big name, that is "crying soul".

They were invited by the deceased to weep bitterly in front of the coffin or coffin of the deceased, and use their crying to arouse the grief of those who came to express their condolences, so that the relatives of the deceased felt that the death of the deceased was indeed a matter of infinite sorrow, and used it to entrust their relatives to the deceased. missing.

This is a pair of mother and son, but their mother and son's job is to weep.

Wan Yi is 25 years old this year. His parents are crying spirits, so he has been influenced by his parents since he was a child. When others were young, they fantasized about their future work and wrote essays about being a teacher, a doctor, a star or a boss. Wan Yi's composition is about how to be an excellent crying spirit.

The teacher frowned after reading it. During the parents' meeting, he deliberately brought up Wan Yi's composition and mentioned a sentence. Before he finished speaking, Wan's mother, who was going to hold the parents' meeting for Wan Yi, stood up very proudly and said, "Is there something wrong with my son?" pursued.

The teacher was trembling with anger, but he didn't dare to say a word, because there is no distinction between high and low in work, the so-called top scholar in every profession, and the wages of crying spirits are not low!

"Our minimum charge is 300 yuan a day," Wan Yi said when he talked about his work, and he immediately regained his energy. "When you meet a generous boss or a customer who is very demanding about crying spirits, our charge is always more than [-] yuan." .”

As soon as they heard the charging standard, they knew that Wan Yi and his family were in a good family. Shi Lan and Wu Youmin showed envious expressions.

Cha Ke's mouth twitched as he watched from the side, he quickly poked Wu Youmin who was about to go to cry, Wu Youmin coughed and pulled Shi Lan back to his senses, "Then is there any standard for being a cry? "

Mother Wan waved her hands carelessly, with a relaxed expression: "There are no requirements. There are no requirements for this job, such as appearance, education, age, etc. The most important things are two points."

Wu Youmin's eyes sparkled, "What?"

Except for Cha Ke, no one thought there was anything wrong with changing the topic, even Shi Lan listened with relish.

Wan Mu sat up straight, raised her finger to her eyes, and said in a serious voice, "I must be able to cry, and I will cry immediately! And I have to cry for a long time. Some guests don't like to cry too loudly, so we have to cry miserably. ;But some customers want to cry loudly, so we have to cry hard, but crying loudly is also very sad, we can't be sloppy, so about how to cry, how to cry, it's useless just to talk about skills , You have to figure it out yourself."

After talking for a long time, her throat was a little dry, and after Wan Mu picked up the tea and took a big sip, she showed a satisfied expression.

"That's right!" Wan Yi took Wan's mother's words, pointed to his eyes and throat, and said, "I started working as a crying spirit after graduating from high school. At the beginning, either my eyes were red, swollen and inflamed, or my throat was uncomfortable. I have been thinking about it for a year. After a lot of work, I discovered a lot of skills that suit me, no, now they are all gold medal cry spirits."

"Gold medal?" Wu Youmin blinked, "Are there still grades?"

"That's not right!" Wan's mother stared, pointing outside the gate, "Aren't there first-class technicians and second-class technicians in those massage shops? We can't lag behind, right! The daughter-in-law has given birth, so I will take care of her confinement at home."

Thinking of her daughter-in-law and the newborn pair of twins, Wan's mother's face was full of smiles, and Wan Yi looked like a fool, "I'm lucky to have two children in my life!"

"congratulations."

Wu Youmin quickly clasped his hands and said.

"You're welcome, you mean you want to be a weeping spirit?" Wan Yi asked after looking at Wu Youmin.

"Can I do it?" Wu Youmin blushed a little, but also a little excited, "I don't cry very much, so I don't know if it's suitable or not."

"Try to know!" Wan Yi looked at the bewildered look on Wu Youmin's face, as if he saw himself who had just entered the industry, "Which men and women love to cry? Isn't this a job? It has nothing to do with life and personality. It's two different things, let me tell you..."

"cough!"

Cha Ke couldn't listen any longer, he coughed hard, and made those who were talking and listening with their ears pricked up to sit back one after another. Seeing this, Cha Ke was satisfied, he looked at Shi Lan, "Sir."

Shi Lan withdrew his shining eyes, and looked at the Wan family mother and son opposite, "So why did you come to me?"

The Wan family mother and son looked at each other, then both looked at Shi Lan, slapped themselves on the thigh and said in unison, "Our house is haunted!"

"Although we weeping spirits have dealt with dead people a lot, they are dead people, and they are different from ghosts!" Wan's mother recalled what happened at home in the past few days, and goosebumps came out one after another. .

"Yes," Wan Yi scratched his rather lush hair, looked at Wu Youmin with envy, and talked about the strange things at home.

The population of the Wan family is very simple. The Wan family and his wife only have one son, Wan Yi, and all the money was prepared for Wan Yi. Later, Wan Yi failed the college entrance examination, and he did not want to continue studying, so the family of three We made a crying spirit together.

When Wan Yi first started working as a crying spirit, he still couldn't keep up, but a year later, this kid realized it by himself!That progress is becoming more and more obvious day by day, and the crying spirit family of three has become a shining existence in the crying spirit world.

It is precisely because of this that Wan Yi ushered in his own spring. His wife Zhang Ling's parents are crying spirits, and although she herself has poor grades, she is handy and likes to make clothes by herself. Her parents who love her bought them for her. I set up a sewing machine, but I didn’t want my daughter to rely on the live broadcast software to attract countless fans, and finally opened a Taobao store, and the business was booming.

Zhang Ling heard her parents mention Wan Yi as a "new star" many times, and gradually became curious. Finally, under the deliberate rubbing of both parents, the two fell in love at first sight and got married three months later.

Because the two were not very old when they got married, they had just reached the age for obtaining the certificate, so they were not in a hurry to have children. They didn't start preparing for pregnancy until they bought a big house with their own efforts. Last week Ping An gave birth to a pair of twins.

The originally happy Wan family became even happier after the birth of the child, but not long after, they felt that something strange had happened.

At first, it was the children crying at night, which was normal, but when sleeping in the same small bed, one child looked at the ceiling and cried, while the other child turned his head to one side and smiled, the scene was a bit weird.

"The key is that there is no one standing where my daughter is looking," Wan Yi thought of that scene and felt uncomfortable all over.

As soon as the daughter was picked up, the little guy blushed from crying, and his whole body was about to lean over there, as if someone was teasing her.

During the day, the son was smiling again, and the daughter started crying again, which is so strange. It is said that children can easily see those dirty things when they are very young, so when the Wan family saw the child like this, they immediately thought of the hospital. The environment is not clean.

"In addition, we cried for so many family members. Those elders probably knew that we had a child, so they came here to tease the child on purpose. The hospital is so dark, it is also convenient for them to tease the child."

So Wan Yi and his wife immediately decided to leave the hospital!

But those strange things didn't stop after returning home.

The faucet that turned off the water turned on by itself. At night, when the family was sleeping, there was a sound of bouncing and jumping in the living room. Even when I woke up the next morning, I found a strange smell in the house, but the smell disappeared after a while .

Wan Mu took a deep breath, "What broke me the most was that the box where I hid the money was opened!"

Although the money was not lost, how could the box be opened without her key!

In order to prevent herself from using the money, Wan Mu specially bought a cabinet and put a small part of the money earned by the couple into it, and the other part was stored in the bank. The money is stuffed in, and there is a lock underneath.

There was only one lock, and Wanmu threw it in the river. When she needed money, she would just use a hammer to break open the cabinet.

But the lid was open, but the lock was still locked.

"I installed a monitor at home." Wan Yi didn't believe in that evil, so he installed several monitors at home, but the strange things that happened during the night and during the day were still there. When he opened the monitor, there was nothing.

"We really couldn't take it anymore, so we listened to our friends' persuasion to invite Master Shi." Wan Yi was either quarreled by his children these days or caused insomnia by the strange things at home. Originally, the Wan family wanted to take a vacation for their children. Not for the children now, but for those weird things.

"We dare to swear that our family has never done anything that hurts nature!" Wan Mu raised her hand and swore with a serious face.

Shi Lan nodded. He glanced at the gold chains on the necklines of the Wanjia mother and son, "You have a ghostly aura on your body, and not just one, but three. What were you doing before the child was born?"

Wan's mother was the first to speak, "My daughter-in-law is about to give birth, and I watched at home. Later, I followed after she entered the hospital early, and I haven't been out much for two months."

Of course, except for grocery shopping, when you buy vegetables, you can buy them and leave. Even quarrels rarely happen with others.

Wan Mu frowned, thinking about it for a long time, but she didn't remember who she "bumped" into.

Wan Yi on the side also scratched his head and thought. In the end, both the mother and the son said that they had not done anything bad. In those days, everyone was looking forward to the birth of the child, and they were very happy. Didn't they do anything?

"I'll call your dad and ask," Wan's mother, who couldn't sit still, got up and said, although Wan's father's job is to cry, but he can't bear to cook!For so many years, he has prepared the meals at home.

His daughter-in-law is in confinement, of course he has to serve her with delicious food and drink, no, he is cooking chicken at home, and he looks confused after receiving the call.

"Tell me, did you do something bad!" Wan Mu said fiercely.

"I, I didn't do anything?"

The spoon in Father Wan's hand almost rolled to the ground. He cleared his cough and said tremblingly, "I really didn't mean to talk to that widow Liu, she had to squeeze over! I avoided it, really! Did you listen to what Old Yu said? That person loves to talk nonsense, and I really didn't do anything!"

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