The poorest soul catcher in history
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Title: The Poorest Soul Catcher in History
Author: Zuo Muchachajun
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Shi Lan's favorite thing is to sleep, and as an apprentice of the Earth Immortal, he has also received the true teaching from his master - he likes to sleep in the ground in the posture of being buried alive...
Human beings sent a thank you gift, and Shi Lan lay silently on the "thank you gift" and fell asleep, his eyes brightened. This bed is very useful!
Since then, there has been one more master in the secular world who came out to catch ghosts and make money just for the bed.
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Rumor has it that a young man named Shi Lan lives in Wushan, the place with the most yin energy. He is neither human nor ghost nor immortal nor demon, but he can help them suppress demons and eliminate ghosts.
Good and evil are repaid, misfortune and good fortune are inherited, and one should take care of oneself, and no one can replace him.
--- "Infinite Life Sutra"
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2. This article is superficial and unrefined
3. The perspective of the male protagonist in this article
4. Thank you for your willingness to click in, refill.
Content tags: supernatural, supernatural, cool, metaphysics
Search keywords: Protagonist: Shi Lan┃Supporting role: Hai Ku——"The male supporting role is indifferent and ruthless (quick time travel)" by molesting the king┃Others: revenge, abuse of scum, face slap
One-sentence introduction: Today is also a day of poverty!
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☆, 01
It was cold in the twelfth lunar month of winter, and it snowed heavily in the previous one, and it didn't stop until this evening, but even so, Wushan became a vast expanse of whiteness.
After the thick treetops are covered with a layer of white snow, the whole Wushan Mountain looks like it is covered with white cloth, without any folds, it looks very comfortable.
But the people hiding behind the big tree are uncomfortable.
"Big, big brother," Wu Youguo called out with a panicked breath, wiped the cold sweat off his face with one hand, and carefully grabbed the big brother Wu Youmin who was poking around beside him with the other, "Did we encounter a ghost hitting the wall? "
"What the hell hit the wall!"
Wu Youmin, who was still checking the surroundings, immediately turned his head and stared at him when he heard this. Both of them were wearing big black padded jackets, which looked very conspicuous in the snow. Fortunately, the sky has begun to darken now, but unfortunately, no matter how dark it is, it is still in the white snow. They still protrude a bit against the background.
"Spit it out!"
Old people often say that you have to spit out when you say something you shouldn't say, and you have to spit it out repeatedly, so that you can spit out what you shouldn't say and it won't happen to yourself.
After Wu Youguo spit out with a bitter face, he clenched his hands even tighter, "But we've been walking around in this forest for several hours, and we haven't gone out. Isn't this, isn't this what?!"
Even though he is in his 30s, he is actually a timid person, especially when it comes to certain things.
Wu Youmin, who knew his younger brother's virtues well, took a deep breath, and forced his face to look kinder, "What era is it now, why do you still believe in those things like an old lady!"
"Can......."
"It's nothing!" Wu Youmin became kind and fierce after a short while, "It should be because the snow has been too heavy these two days, covering the original road, so we can't find east, west, north and south for a while, as long as we calm down , we will definitely find a way out!"
Wu Youguo was silent for a while, and finally moved his numb feet, and whispered, "Do you believe what you say?"
Wu Youmin's whole body froze, his face was ugly.
This stupid younger brother of himself can always hit the nail on the head at critical moments. He really doesn't believe it. As people at the foot of Wushan Mountain, they have lived here for generations.
When I was young, I followed the adults into the mountains to collect firewood and find mushrooms. Although more than half of Wushan has not been explored, the rest are very familiar. To be confident, they can describe the places in and out of Wushan even with their eyes closed. Big and small roads.
But today, they couldn't find a way out.
The shoes have been soaked by snow water, and their bodies are starting to get cold. If this continues, they will not be starved to death, but will be frozen to death alive.
The two looked at each other in blank dismay, and remained silent for a while, except for the occasional crisp sound of snowdrifts crushing branches, there was no other sound.
But this sounds ordinary in the village, but now it's a different place, but it's a little more weird.
The two brothers moved silently a few times, getting closer together.
Shua, Shua, Shua,
At this moment, a tingling sound came from not far away, and Wu Youguo directly stretched out both hands to hug his elder brother's arm tightly!
Wu Youmin's face turned pale, and his teeth trembled as he whispered, "Breathe slowly, and keep your eyes sharp."
Wu Youguo nodded quickly.
At this moment, he didn't bother to ask how the eyes should look clever.
crunch, crunch, crunch,
After a while, there was another sound like something stepping on the snow, but the two brothers walked back and forth and found no one around.
But the voice is getting closer, closer...
Suddenly, several strands of hair appeared in front of the two brothers from top to bottom.
"what!!!"
At this time, they couldn't care about anything else. The two brothers ran away from under the giant tree desperately. Although Wu Youguo was timid, he was very curious. The place where I stayed just now.
I didn't want to, but I saw a naked woman sticking to the big tree, with her head down and her feet up, and the lock of hair just now was caused by the woman's posture. When she climbed down, The hair naturally fell before their eyes.
At this time, when Wu Youguo looked over, the woman just raised her head, the woman was too black to be seen with her long hair hanging down, revealing a small half of her face, her bloody mouth was licked / licked / licked herself in the direction of Wu Youguo lips.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Wu Youguo, who didn't feel that the female ghost was seducing him at all, passed Wu Youmin in a flash. Wu Youmin dared to look back to confirm what his younger brother saw. No matter what direction.
thump!
Because he was running too fast, Wu Youguo tripped over something in the snow and fell to the ground.
"Friendly country!"
Wu Youmin was shocked, and hurried to Wu Youguo to help him up, but he tripped over something just like his younger brother.
"That, what is that?"
When Wu Youmin got up and was about to pull his younger brother, he heard him stare blankly at the place where they stumbled just now and tremble.
Wu Youmin swallowed his saliva and looked over, only to see that a small half of his hair was exposed on the snowy ground where their footsteps were printed, no, to be prepared, it should be hair!
And it looks like short hair.
Looking at the ear next to Wu Youguo's feet, Wu Youmin could conclude that the one who tripped them just now was a head, a human head, and the gender was male.
Maybe it was because he felt that both men and women ghosts could not escape, or because curiosity overcame fear, Wu Youguo pulled the snow around his hair with trembling hands.
The icy snow made his already cold body even more uncomfortable, but he did pull away the snow bit by bit as if possessed, until the human head completely appeared in front of the two brothers .
This is a handsome head, oh, no!It should be a person, because there is a head and neck under the snow, so there should be this person's body under the ground.
This man is so handsome, the two brothers have lived in their 30s, and have never seen such a handsome man, even the women they have seen or the stars on TV are not as good as this man in front of them.
"Brother, is he, is he still alive?"
Wu Youguo, who hadn't seen this person attacking and intimidating them for so long, stared at him and said.
Wu Youmin shook his head stiffly, "I don't know, I should...die!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Shi Lan, who felt uncomfortable after being pulled away from the "quilt", opened his eyes and saw two humans running away as if they were being chased by ghosts.
Shi Lan tilted his head in doubt, why did he feel that his head was a little uncomfortable, as if he had been kicked by something.
crunch, crunch, crunch,
Just as Shi Lan was about to drill down and let the ground cover his head, a sound suddenly came from behind his ears.
He turned his head 180 degrees to the back of his head expressionlessly, and looked at the female ghost who was lying on all fours and naked all over her body.
The female ghost who was watched by Shi Lan suddenly felt that her breathing was a little difficult, but when she came back to her senses, she was stupid, she was already dead, how could she feel difficult to breathe!It should be that the ghost power on my body was hit by the person in front of me....... Disappeared......
Brother Wu Youguo, who ran back because the ghost hit the wall, stood not far away and stared straight at the scene where the female ghost turned into smoke before she even had time to scream.
After Shi Lan dealt with the female ghost who disturbed his slumber, he looked indifferently at the two brothers who were not far away.
Both of them trembled and remained motionless.
"there."
After Shi Lan said these two words, he turned his head back, and Wu Youguo and Wu Youguo looked at each other's head shrinking down, and they disappeared after a while.
"Brother, shall we run over there?"
The meaning of looking at that head is to tell them to go there.
"Brother, what brother, run!"
I killed a ghost without seeing anyone else doing nothing!At this time, you have to run if you don't run!
But to their surprise, after running in the direction indicated by Shi Lan for less than half an hour, they saw the familiar land boundary!
They are out!
Mr. Wu was looking around at the gate of the yard. Seeing this, his wife yelled, "They are not three-year-olds. They may have gone to visit somewhere, and they will be back when the time comes."
Mr. Wu shook his head when he heard the words, "No, I always feel uneasy. I'll go to the entrance of the village to have a look... hey, I'm back!"
Before he could finish speaking, he saw Brother Wu Youmin running back with his whole body wet.
The eyes of the two brothers who saw their parents were red, and they almost couldn't come back!
"You said you met a naughty female ghost and a male ghost who buried himself in the ground on the mountain?"
In the fire room, Mr. Wu was smoking a pipe while looking at the two sons who had changed clothes and were drinking ginger soup.
"Yeah! That female ghost is scary, she, she wants to eat me!"
Wu Youguo nodded again and again, and showed his father the movement of the female ghost licking/lips.
Mr. Wu:......
"Although that male ghost buried himself in the ground, he saved our lives. He must be a good ghost." Wu Youmin frowned, "but he has a very serious face, so he probably isn't from our Wushan Village."
For some reason, he died on Wushan Mountain.
Mr. Wu took a few more puffs of dry cigarettes, and the burning firewood made a burning sound from time to time, "The female ghost without clothes should come from Daqingshan. She has been dead for decades, and the fire is low. People who have met her have been lucky enough to survive, and those who have been unlucky have been killed by her."
"How did she die, and how could she have no clothes?"
Wu Youguo, whose curiosity arose again, asked if he had insisted on listening to his brother before, and would not have believed the nonsense things his father said, but after this incident, he felt that his father might be an expert.
Regardless of the fact that the two brothers are both in their 30s, they are still bachelors. The reason is also because of Mr. Wu. Mr. Wu used to be a lay Taoist priest. Later, the gymnasium closed down, and he returned to the village to marry a wife and have children.
But because the old man was most taboo at that time, the Four Olds, and he secretly told people's fortunes, so he was arrested several times. He was shunned by the villagers even after he had been in prison, and even his family was also kept away by the villagers. .
The traffic in Wushan Village is not good. Even though it is already the twentieth century, the old customs are still maintained. No one introduces a partner to Wu Youguo brothers, and no girl is willing to marry them. After a delay, he becomes an old bachelor up.
"She stole a man before she was alive, but was discovered by her husband, and then stripped naked and hung upside down on a big tree in the depths of Daqing Mountain. She died of starvation. Perhaps she was unwilling to die like this. She has been wandering in the mountains and forests of Daqing Mountain, but this is the first time I I heard that someone ran into her in Wushan, and it was you."
Mr. Wu was very puzzled, his two sons were not low-minded, why did they meet two ghosts!
"As for the male ghost who saved you," Mr. Wu frowned, and put down the tobacco in his hand, "he was buried in the ground and couldn't move. Kindness, ghosts save people and return ghosts, he released you, maybe he wants us to repay him."
"How to repay?"
Wu Youmin asked quickly, he didn't want to owe ghosts a favor.
"The best thing in our house is the bed that I entrusted the old Zhou's child at the entrance of the village to bring back some time ago. If it doesn't snow tomorrow, you can send that bed to the place where you met that ghost. I will give it to you." You draw two amulets, don't worry, nothing will happen."
Mr. Wu is very confident in his skill of drawing talismans.
After the old man fell asleep, Wu Youguo scratched his head, "Brother, that doesn't seem to be a bed, does it?"
Zhou Wenbin can say that those people in the county city spread the bed frame on the bed frame, it's not like they still use straw to spread the bed frame on the bed frame.
Many families in the village asked Zhou Wenbin to bring mattresses, and they were no exception.
Although only bought one.
"It doesn't matter if it's a bed or a mattress, it's more comfortable than sleeping in the ground."
"Right."
The next day, Shi Lan was awakened again by someone, it was the two humans from yesterday.
Why are they here again?
Shi Lan's head moved in the ground, and this movement was also noticed by Wu Youmin, the ground was wriggling.
"Let's go!"
"I hope that male ghost likes this thank you gift, and don't look for our brothers in the future."
Wu Youguo rubbed his hands, and left quickly with his brother.
There is no snow today, and there is still some warm sun, but it is cold winter, and the warm sun is not warm at all.
After they left for a long time.
Shi Lan just got his head out of the ground, and he looked suspiciously at the pink, tender, rectangular thing a foot away.
He knew what it was, and humans slept on it when they slept, but the master said that it was not as comfortable as sleeping in the ground, and it was not a good bed.
But sleeping in the ground in winter is not comfortable at all. Shi Lan stared at the "bed" and his body emerged from the ground bit by bit. He was dressed in black. Surprisingly, even if he "lived" in the ground After so long, there is no trace of wetness on his body.
After stretching out his hand to poke the thing, Shi Lan blinked his eyes, it was a bit soft and elastic, and looking at the color, although it was a bit pink, it still looked pretty against the snow.
"Give it a try." Looking at the hard, brown soil bed, Shi Lan decided not to listen to his master, but to try it himself. If he felt uncomfortable sleeping, he would use that thing to cover himself The soil bed can provide shade from the scorching sun in summer.
Shi Lan lying on the new bed was the same as when he was sleeping on the dirt bed, his whole body was motionless and his eyes were closed tightly.
The next morning, Shi Lan sat up, his eyes brightened.
It's a nice bed, he likes it very much.
But one night later, the bed was broken.
Shi Lan stood in front of the mattress and looked at it expressionlessly. He didn't want to sleep on the dirt bed anymore, he still wanted to sleep on this bed.
So, he went down the mountain to find the brother Wu Youmin who had given him the bed before.
Brother Wu Youmin slept in one room, but it was just two beds.
At first, Wu Youmin felt in a daze as if someone was knocking on the courtyard door, but in the middle of the night, who would knock on the door.
So he ignored it.
Trying to learn the rocks of human politeness: …
After a while, Wu Youmin heard knocking on the door again, but this time it seemed to be their door.
"Brother, go and open the door."
Wu Youguo, who was woken up, wrapped himself in a small quilt, and shouted without opening his eyes.
Wu Youmin sat up, sighed, put on his shoes and walked towards the door, "Is that dad?"
Mr. Wu is getting older now, he wakes up a lot at night, and sometimes he likes to knock on their door.
Shi Lan standing outside the door thought for a while after hearing the words, and finally replied honestly, "No, I just want to ask if you still have that bed?"
Human beings care about seniority the most, he can't just be someone's father.
That's not good.
The author has something to say: Ahem, there is no logic to catch ghosts, please do not take it seriously.
Push the author cp to moles the king's land
Shi Lan: Let me introduce myself. Hello everyone, my name is Shi Lan. When you hear my name, you will know that I am named "Hai Ku Shi Lan"
I am Shilan, I have a brother named Haiku
Haiku: Hello everyone, I am my brother Haiku, and my storybook is called "The Male Supporting He is Indifferent and Heartless (Quick Transmute)"
Welcome to my story.
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☆, 02
As soon as Shi Lan finished speaking, the sound of people falling and Wu Youguo complaining could be heard in the room.
"Brother, what are you doing? It's the middle of the night, let no one sleep."
Wu Youguo turned over, without opening his eyes, he just complained about Wu Youmin who disturbed his dream.
When Wu Youmin thought of who was knocking on the door, his whole body became cold in cold sweat. Hearing Wu Youguo's words, he cursed secretly, then quickly crawled to the other side's bed, and said in a trembling voice, "Don't sleep! That male ghost came to the door Already!"
"What?!"
Wu Youguo thought of the head he had seen that day, and immediately shuddered. He immediately stood up and looked around, "Where is it? Where is it!"
Shi Lan knocked on the door again.
dong dong dong.
Three tones.
"It's said that ghosts knock on the door only once. Could it be that you heard it wrong, it's our father who is outside?"
Wu Youguo rolled over and got off the bed, squatting under the bed with his brother.
"Impossible, he, he just asked if we still have a bed," Wu Youmin's face turned pale, "Do you think our father will knock on the door in the middle of the night and ask if we still have a bed?"
Wu Youguo's expression was also ugly.
The two brothers both looked at the door, only to feel that the original ordinary door has now become the gate of hell.
After knocking several times, Shi Lan, who didn't see anyone open the door, became a little unhappy.
He went directly through the door and came into the room. The two brothers who were trembling on the opposite side looked at the stone that came in through the door. They felt as if their throats were being strangled by something, and they couldn't make a sound.
"Excuse me," Shi Lan said very politely, "do you still have the bed that you gave me before?"
Wu Youguo:......
Wu Youmin:......
Seeing that they just stared and said nothing, Shi Lan felt even more strange. He walked up to the two of them, squatted down, and looked at them.
The beautiful and puzzled face of the young man made the fear in the hearts of the two brothers less, of course, at least a little.
After all, Shi Lan, who can enter through the door, is already a fierce/ghost-like existence in their hearts.
Who knows if this fierce/ghost will suddenly open its bloody mouth and swallow them alive in the next moment.
"You, do you still want a bed?"
Seeing Shi Lan frowned, Wu Youmin swallowed and asked carefully.
Shi Lan was also happy to see that the person on the other side took care of him. He raised his lips and said with a smile, "Well, that bed is much more comfortable than the one I slept on in the ground, so I want to buy another one."
"purchase?"
Wu Youguo and Wu Youmin looked at each other.
Do you buy with them with Ming coins?
"You, what do you use to buy from us?"
I can't say to give the other party another bed, because their family is very poor.
Shi Lan took out a handful of things from his pocket and handed them over, "I have money here, I earned it when I traveled around the world, how many beds can I buy?"
Although the bed was comfortable, it was of poor quality and broke within a month.
He bought a few more and saved them for sleeping.
Wu Youmin lowered his eyes to look at the things in Shi Lan's hands, perhaps because of the poor lighting, he couldn't see clearly, so he squinted his eyes, Shi Lan snapped his fingers after seeing it, and the little yellow light in the room turned on.
The frightened brothers huddled together.
"Can you see clearly?"
Shi Lan's hand holding the object moved forward again, with anticipation on his face.
Wu Youmin suppressed his panic and looked over again, hey, it is indeed money, but...
"Your money is gone."
It got wet and turned into balls.
"broken?"
Shi Lan stared wide-eyed, and he withdrew his hand, wet and wrinkled, there were no more sheets, and it was indeed broken.
He sighed, money cannot be changed, so now he has no money, can't buy a bed, and is as poor as the two humans in front of him.
"Do you want to catch ghosts? A bed, I will help you catch ghosts."
Wu Youmin and Wu Youguo looked at him blankly, aren't you a ghost?
Shi Lan didn't notice their thoughts, but looked at them expectantly.
Seeing that he was not malicious, Wu Youmin, who was being stared at very uncomfortablely, said cautiously, "I, we met a ghost once, and you killed it."
Shi Lan recalled the female ghost who frightened them and finally woke him up a month ago, and frowned slightly, "That time, you already gave me a bed that time."
disappointment.
It seems that I can only continue to sleep on the soil bed.
A gust of wind blew, and the stone rot disappeared before their eyes, and the young man's cold and pure voice came from the air, "If anyone wants to catch ghosts, you can bring him to me, thank you."
Ten minutes later, the two brothers were sitting on the bed, looking at each other.
"Brother, that ghost is quite polite."
Wu Youguo remembered Shi Lan's attitude, and said dryly.
Wu Youmin didn't speak.
After another half a month, Shi Lan has been sleeping in the ground, but it is different from the time when he was sleeping deeply. Now he is half asleep and half awake. He has been expecting guests to come to his door, so that he can have a bed to sleep on. up.
At the same time, Wu Youmin was sitting and talking with a thin man with stubble on his face. The man's surname was Hu, and his name was Hu Yiming. His grandfather was an outsider. In order to gain a firm foothold here, he married a An old girl, since then settled down.
But the heirs of the Hu family are not good. His father is an only child, and he is also an only child here. In addition, the family is poor, and he did not marry a disabled wife until he was 30 years old. He died, and the two still have a son.
Now five years old, very naughty.
"You look bad recently?"
The two of them are close, they are considered neighbors, and both of them are avoided intentionally or unintentionally by the villagers, so there is a feeling of sympathy for each other.
Hu Yiming searched his pockets with his hands, but when he couldn't find what he wanted, he kicked away the stones under his feet dejectedly, and sighed, "It's not very good, I keep having nightmares."
Wu Youmin knew what he was searching for, and handed over the only cigarette he was carrying, "Here."
"Thank you," Hu Yiming's eyes lit up, he took the cigarette and quickly put it in his mouth, took out the lighter he just put in with one hand and lit it, and took a deep breath.
He half-closed his eyes, looking a little refreshed.
"What's so scary about nightmares? You're such an adult," Wu Youmin was a little puzzled. It's normal for children to be afraid of having nightmares, so why should adults be afraid?
But his father often said that people who have done bad things are firstly afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, and secondly, they are afraid of having nightmares, dreaming of ghosts asking for their lives. This Hu Yiming is honest, he was beaten when he was young Unexpectedly, how can I do anything wrong.
Hu Yiming didn't answer him when he heard the words, and the smoke covered most of his expression, "Look at what you said, I'm afraid that nightmares should be divided into adults and children. By the way, you really met a ghost?"
A few days ago he drank with Wu Youguo, and the drunk Wu Youguo vomited what Shi Lan had said to them, but fortunately only Hu Yiming listened to him.
As soon as the other party mentioned this, Wu Youmin's face darkened, "Don't listen to his nonsense."
Hu Yiming shook his head, threw the finished cigarette butt on the ground, rubbed his feet vigorously, then raised his eyes and said seriously, "Brother, I really have nowhere to go, these days I have been dreaming about my baby, you know , she has been dead for five years, and I have never dreamed of her in these five years, but during this time..."
As he said that, he rubbed the cigarette butts under his feet fiercely, "This period of time is too abnormal, I feel like I'm being entangled by her, but I asked her what she lacks down there, and she didn't say a word , staring at me all the time, and yesterday..."
Yesterday, after Hu Yiming came home from work, he found his son sitting on his grandfather's rocking chair, with his little feet swaying, and his expression was indescribably mature. After hearing his call, the son opened his eyes, but it was pitch black. One slice, no white kernels at all!
At that time, he was so scared that his legs were weak.
But when he looked over again, Wazi's eyes were normal again.
"I thought it was my eyesight, but at night..."
In the evening, when his mother was cooking, he asked him to bring it from the stove. He went to the stove and opened the lid, and his wife's head appeared inside. Think about it, a head in the steaming soup, with blood and tears in her eyes Looking at him intently is unbearable for anyone.
So at that time, the pot lid in Hu Yiming's hand fell to the ground, making a piercing cry.
"But when my parents came, there was only soup in the pot. Don't you think it's strange?" Hu Yiming felt uncomfortable when he thought about what happened last night.
Wu Youmin swallowed, thinking of the exposed head when the rocks on the mountain were buried in the ground, he understood the other party's mood very well.
"Are you sure you saw it? It wasn't a hallucination?"
"No," Hu Yiming said affirmatively, and he turned around and raised his hand to pull up the clothes behind him a little, "See?"
".....Saw."
Wu Youmin's voice trembled a little, and there was a blue-purple palm print on Hu Yiming's waist, which looked like an adult's hand.
"This is because I was pushed when I woke up last night. This morning I woke up with bursts of pain. When my father saw it, he was also shocked. He also gave me the ashes of the incense candles in the incense burner above the shrine. "
It is said that drinking it can soothe the nerves and eliminate evil spirits.
After a long silence, Wu Youmin said in a hoarse voice, "I'll take you there, but it's up to you whether you can make it."
Hu Yiming's eyes lit up, "Success!"
Instead of trusting the Taoist priests his mother knew, it would be better to find a fierce ghost to deal with her.
Shi Lan came out of the soil when he heard footsteps coming from the foot of the mountain. He had to be careful when meeting guests, and he couldn't "lie down" on the bed and talk to guests.
This is very basic human etiquette.
Wu Youmin led Hu Yiming back and forth in the woods, "The road is wrong."
"Did I go wrong?"
Hu Yiming wiped the sweat off his face.
Wu Youmin was also puzzled, it was obviously here.
"You didn't knock on the door."
Just when Wu Youmin was about to go in another direction again, a gust of wind brought the sound of rocks rotting.
He froze on the spot, "Did you hear anything?"
"No," Hu Yiming shook his head and replied in a low voice, "What did you hear?"
Wu Youmin turned his head and said with a bitter face, "He said I didn't knock on the door."
It was Hu Yiming's turn to swallow.
Shi Lan, who was separated by a layer of space, crossed his hands in front of him, and focused his clear eyes on Hu Yiming.
This human being is not clean.
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☆, 03
Knowing that he had to "knock on the door" to see Shi Lan, Wu Youmin looked around, finally coughed, raised his hand in the direction of the mountain as if knocking on the door, and even shouted cooperatively, "Dong dong dong ,Is anyone here?"
It was the first time that Hu Yiming saw someone knocking on the air door without saying anything, and he made the knocking sound himself. He looked at Wu Youmin as if he was looking at a warrior.
Wu Youmin was also very embarrassed.
But Shi Lan's eyes lit up when he saw Wu Youmin's series of actions. He decided that in the future, whenever guests came, they would knock on the door and make a knocking sound, so as to have a sense of ceremony.
"Please come in."
Not only Wu Youmin heard these two words, but Hu Yiming also heard them!
Wu Youmin looked at the place where he knocked on the door just now, finally gritted his teeth and made a movement of crossing the door and went in.
But what he didn't know was that in Hu Yiming's eyes, the other party just disappeared in front of his eyes bit by bit!
Gudong.
Hu Yiming swallowed, a little regretful, what if he can't get out after going in!
"What happened to the guest?"
Shi Lan looked curiously at Hu Yiming who was backing away.
And Wu Youmin also saw this scene, he thought the other party was frightened by the sudden appearance of Shi Lan, so Wu Youmin, who was afraid of Shi Lan's anger, stretched out his hand and pulled him in without saying a word.
In fact, it is not considered "advanced", in Wu Youmin's eyes, he is only a few steps away from Hu Yiming.
Before Hu Yiming could run away, Wu Youmin who appeared suddenly dragged him to a young man.
He stared blankly at Shi Lan, his fear completely disappeared, his face was full of surprise, damn, this male ghost looks so good-looking?
Shi Lan folded his hands and looked at Hu Yiming steadfastly. His eyes were dark, and it seemed that there was always something attractive for Hu Yiming to look into the other's eyes, then lost his mobility and stood blankly in front of Shi Lan.
After a while, Shi Lan withdrew his gaze, turned his head a little unhappy, "I don't take your business."
This person is too bad.
After recovering, Hu Yiming and Wu Youmin were taken aback.
Hu Yiming immediately apologized, "I'm sorry, I, I just haven't seen your god-like face, and I was stunned for a while. It's my fault, it's my fault."
Shi Lan pursed his lips, even more unhappy.
When he was upset, even the surrounding air condensed, making Hu Yiming shiver, but Wu Youmin who was standing with him didn't feel anything.
Looking at Hu Yiming's expression, he swallowed his pleading words.
No, Shi Lan waved his hand, and Hu Yiming disappeared. Wu Youmin turned his head tremblingly, and saw that Hu Yiming was standing where they were standing just now with a dazed face. place.
They looked at each other as if they didn't see them.
Wu Youmin shook his hands and prepared to bid farewell to Shi Lan. If he didn't leave now, it would be terrible if he was left behind for rations!
But Shi Lan looked at him and said, "He has a blood debt on his body. You humans often say that the grievance has the leader and the debt has the owner. His current situation is that he is being chased for debt. You should stay away from him in the future. That female ghost hates him very much." , be careful to endanger you."
In the future, if something happens, you can't help him bring guests.
Wu Youmin was stunned, blood debt?Hu Yiming has a blood debt? !
He said goodbye to Shi Lan in a daze, and then went down the mountain with Hu Yiming who was also scared.
"That male ghost is so powerful," Hu Yiming said about Shi Lan on the road, "but why didn't he want to catch Tweety? Are he and Tweety both ghosts?"
They're all of the same kind, and they live close together, so I'm embarrassed to do it.
Hearing this, Wu Youmin's mind suddenly cleared up. He stared at the other party, "Tweety? You let him catch Tweety? Tweety is your wife! Didn't you mean that you just wanted to ask Tweety what she lacks and why she pestered her?" You?"
Hu Yiming's face froze, and he dismissed Wu Youmin in a few words, then held his head as if he had a headache, and walked towards his home by the path.
Wu Youmin, who stayed where he was, was silent for a long time, and finally returned to the mountain.
"Dong dong dong, is anyone there?"
Wu Youmin, who had already "knocked" on the door once, seemed much calmer this time.
Shi Lan was a little happy to see him, "I'm back so soon, any new guests?"
Wu Youmin knelt in front of him, and said with red eyes, "My lord, you just said that there is a female ghost asking Hu Yiming to collect debts. I would like to ask you, is that female ghost his wife Huang Cuier?"
Shi Lan raised his hand slightly, and Wu Youmin felt himself being lifted up by the wind, from kneeling to standing.
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