Cat Wife [Rebirth]

"It doesn't seem to hurt, Papa didn't feed you for nothing." Han Qingqing said, and put the two cats on the ground, "Papa is going to take a bath too, the cat always takes the younger sister... no, take the younger brother to play , don’t cause damage, or I will spank your ass and make you feel what it means to lose your dignity.”

"It's so vicious!" The big cat said angrily, turned around and walked towards the living room.

Lin Zhi followed behind him and asked, "Can you help me get the idiot's cell phone?"

The big cat paused, "What do you want to do! Are you calling again?"

Lin Zhi always felt that it was a bit weird to talk about this with the big cat. This cat is too smart, isn't this the IQ of a normal cat?Even though he thought so, he didn't doubt that the big cat was human just like him, "You and I can't tell, anyway, I need a mobile phone."

The big cat squinted at him, its round lake-green eyes were full of disdain, "I don't want it, it's not good for me."

"..." Being smart and knowing how to ask for things, Lin Zhi asked childishly, "Then what benefits do you want?"

"You have to kiss me! A lot of kisses!" The big cat said proudly with its round and fat chest.

"Okay! Just kiss, give me your face." Lin Zhi said.

The big cat leaned down and moved its handsome face in front of Lin Zhi.

Lin Zhi was not polite at all, and poked the cat's face with a few mouthfuls, "Is that enough?" He asked childishly.

"Not enough..." Big Mao suddenly became shy, and even his voice became softer, "A few more kisses, and I'll help you get your phone~"

Lin Zhi exhaled, and kissed the big cat's beautiful eyes, "Is that enough?"

"That's enough." The big cat said joyfully, its strong tail swung up and down a few times, stood up, and walked in the direction of Han Qingming who was about to walk into the bathroom after putting away his clothes.

Lin Zhi looked at his back, and couldn't help but feel a little guilty. He was too bad, and he led a pure white, flawless and innocent cat astray. If he really liked him, why would he have sex with him? manage?

Lin Zhi couldn't think of that picture, but now that she is still young, she can't get involved with too many things for the time being, right?

Thinking of this, he put all these thoughts aside.

The sudden approach of the big cat over there made Han Qingming a little vigilant. While pushing the big cat out of the bathroom with his feet, he warned: "Don't come in after taking a bath, or I'll wash another one for you."

The big cat was pushed out of the door by Han Qingming, and his eyes were fixed on the mobile phone that Han Qingming put on the table.

It's too easy to get Han Qingqing's cell phone. The big cat knows his own idiot. He takes a bath for a long time. Once he washed it with him, he lost a layer of hair, and he didn't heal. , a big man actually put flower petals and essential oils in the bathtub! Gay in gay angry!The big cat unceremoniously bit Han Qingming's phone, and walked slowly to Lin Zhi's side.

"Quick! Let's go elsewhere!" Lin Zhi said happily.

The big cat wagged its tail triumphantly, and opened its mouth, "You want——"

With a "snap", the mobile phone fell to the ground, and the fragile screen was instantly torn apart.

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The big cat lowered its head as if nothing had happened, picked it up again, and walked to the cat's nest first.

Lin Zhi followed in a panic, and when he arrived at the big cat's den, he asked nervously, "What should I do later! The phone is broken like this, a fool will know it right away when he sees it!"

The big cat said nonchalantly: "This is not the first mobile phone I have broken."

"..." Lin Zhi said dryly, "You are amazing..."

The big cat raised its chin and said, "See if it still works."

Lin Zhi nodded his head, stretched out his paw to press the phone, and pressed the power button with the other paw, the screen lit up, he swiped open the lock screen, found the location of the phone, and was about to press a number, when he stuck out his head Glancing in the direction of the bathroom, he hesitated and pressed the exit button when he retracted.

"Why, aren't you calling yet?" The big cat's voice was very low, which seemed to have a different meaning, Lin Zhi turned to look at it, and when she saw its pitch-black eyes, she trembled inexplicably, "No more calls. "He na na said.

"Bring the phone over, I should do something." The big cat said, the weird feeling disappeared again, Lin Zhi thought to herself, how much she had thought about it before she felt that the big cat was a bit scary at that moment.

"What do you want to do?" Lin Zhi asked.

The big cat laughed evilly. He stretched out his big white paws, pressed the soft pad against the phone, started to swipe, and finally clicked into Weibo, "The idiot used my photo, but circled a lot of pretty little ones." Sister!" It was full of pride in its tone.

Lin Zhi looked at Weibo whose name was Han Qingming, and asked, "Is Han Qingming the name of a fool?"

Big Cat said yes, and clicked on the idiot’s Weibo. The latest Weibo was a video of Lin Zhi taking a bath. In just a few minutes, there were already more than 1000 comments and more than 4000 likes. Lin Zhi was surprised and raised her eyes. Looking at the fans, there are actually more than 300 million, "Internet celebrities~" he sighed.

The big cat said disdainfully, "They all came to see me."

Lin Zhi scrolled down Weibo, and found that it was not just a video of a big cat, but also a selfie of Han Qingming himself. Under the verdant tree, he smiled with white teeth and a sunny face. He is gay, but his way of taking pictures is quite Straight man, thanks to his good looks, otherwise a handsome guy would have ruined the photo, and then look at the comments under his selfie, there are a bunch of husbands marrying me, my husband, I want to give you monkeys, the comments are all There are more than 1, and the number of likes is more than [-] to [-]. It is not just the fans who rely on Big Cat, but he is not very curious about it.

He squeezed in front of the big cat and took the mobile phone as his own. The big cat didn't snatch it from him. Instead, the other cat squatted in the corner of the cat's nest and said to Lin Zhi, "I'm going to sleep, hurry up."

Lin Zhi responded vaguely, and quickly pointed her paw at the top of Han Qing's Weibo.

After turning into a cat, his dexterity plummeted, and his claws couldn't satisfy him to use the mobile phone conveniently. He didn't know how long it took to poke it into the people Han Qingming paid attention to.

Han Qingming is straightforward, and directly uses his real name as the name of Weibo. I don't know if his brother will do the same.

Han Qingqing doesn’t follow many bloggers, they are all pet bloggers, and other bloggers are almost invisible. Lin Zhi only saw a Weibo with an empty profile when she swiped to the end. It couldn't be more ordinary.

His intuition told him that this was Han Yan’s Weibo, and he clicked in. There were very few Weibos in it, and the profile picture was a photo of a poisonous snake Tan Xinzi, which was a bit weird. Lin Zhi looked away from the profile picture and flipped through his Posted on Weibo.

The status of the latest one was posted three years ago. There is no text, only a picture, a picture with no clear meaning, Lin Zhi couldn't understand it, so she continued to read down, and saw that there were some poem-like words below, Lin Zhi didn't understand very well, and began to wonder if this Weibo was really Han Yan's Weibo.

Flipping through the last one, he was shocked and stunned. The last Weibo was a photo of a person's back, wearing a striped shirt, half knee shorts, and two thin white legs. , with a pair of blue flip flops under her feet, even with her back to the camera, Lin Zhi could recognize the person in the photo, it was clearly him, why did his photo appear here?He looked up at the description on the photo, it was not long, only a few short words: breeze, light rain, startled sunshine.

No matter how you look at it, it's all the groaning of young literary and artistic youths, but how could there be him?Did it happen by accident?

This is probably the only explanation, Lin Zhi can't think of any other answer, let's not talk about this Weibo, I don't even know if it belongs to Han Yan, even if it is, you can know Han Yan's situation by looking at Han Qingming's family background, they are two different People in the world, no matter how you look at it, are not sociable, so it should be an accident, right?

Lin Zhi said this to herself, and quit Xiangchen's Weibo with some disappointment, and looked at Han Qingming's Weibo again, but he lost interest. He quit Weibo, turned off his phone, turned around and pushed Big Cat, and asked : "What about this phone now?"

The big cat didn't fall asleep either. Hearing Lin Zhi's words, he stretched his neck and bit the phone, stuffing it under the thick soft pillow in the cat's nest, "It'll be fine this way." He said to Lin Zhi.

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I'm afraid it's a silly cat!Lin Zhi said: "This is not good, do you want to be beaten!!" While talking, Lin Zhi squeezed into the gap between the pillow and the cat's bed, and touched the phone, but the phone was not touched, and she touched another hard thing, "Meow ! Meow!!!"

"Fatty, what are you hiding here!!" Lin Zhi raised her head and asked the big cat.

The big cat got up, pushed the pillow away, and exposed the things under the pillow in front of Lin Zhi, "Hiding the girl!" He said proudly.

Lin Zhi looked at the figurines that had been bitten to pieces by him, and felt her breathing stopped for a moment. If this was his cat, he would have to beat it until it didn't even recognize its mother!This prodigal stuff!

The big cat on this side didn't think there was any problem at all, after showing it to Lin Zhi like a treasure, he put the pillow back tightly.

Lin Zhi took out the phone, poked his head outside and looked outside, the bathroom was quiet, and if he used the bathtub, he didn't even know when Han Qing would come out, the big cat knew what he was thinking by looking at him, "put the phone Put it under the table, if it is blown off by the wind and falls like this, it has nothing to do with us."

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Very good old iron, Lin Zhi slapped her face with one paw.

The author has something to say: Jin Jin’s new article: "Goblins always want to rely on their faces to make a living [Entertainment Circle]" can be viewed by clicking on the column, and the balls are collected.

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Chang Le is a narcissus flower, and he cultivated himself by sincerely admiring his beauty. In order to let more people appreciate his beauty, he devoted himself to the entertainment industry without hesitation.

A few years later, Chang Le became the most popular traffic niche, every day on Weibo is a beautiful selfie, plus two words: praise me.

The fans below frantically licked the screen, and words of praise overflowed the screen.

However, one day, it was widely rumored that a certain actor who had a disagreement between the two reposted his selfie and commented: Come home with me, I praise you every day.

The two fans who had been fighting for several years looked at each other in dismay, and they were all confused. After the confusion, it was the carnival of Changle fans!

[Jingda Film King doesn't look down on my cub!It's not overwhelmed by the cub's beauty yet! 】

[This is the law of true fragrance, Jing Yaochuan can't escape hahahahaha]

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Chang Le looked smug after reading the comments from her fans, "I told you to be prudish, now you're in my hands?"

Jing Yaochuan smiled dotingly: "I'm only being prudish with you."

Who made him so cute and easy to lie.

*Little flower essence who loves to hear compliments and the more she praises, the better-looking she is X the shameless and affectionate actor

Pre-received article: "The boss insists on falling in love with me after transmigrating into a horror game"

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As a loyal fan of horror games, Gu Nan finally understood a hundred ways to die after entering horror games.

It's just that he didn't expect that the ghost boss he had to deal with had already taken a fancy to him, not only followed him to every world, but also developed an extremely strong interest in his body...

Regarding this, Gu Nan looked affectionate: If you could sell your appearance, who would be willing to sacrifice their lives?

So he hugged Brother Li Gui's thigh cheekily, and would not let go.

This is a love story in which the boss was identified as a teammate at the beginning, and a beautiful misunderstanding developed into a love story between a dog and a man.

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① Infinite stream of horror, main subject, Tucao is thick-skinned and skinny subject x affectionate ghost and animal attack

②Maps include horror puppet hall, screaming cemetery, ghost town, cursed high school, etc.

The third pre-received article: "I Married the Most Treacherous Man in the Empire [Interstellar]"

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It didn't take long for Qiao Yuan to travel to the interstellar, and he rushed to the shelves to marry a man who was said to be the richest man in the entire empire.

On the wedding night, Qiao Yuan got into a ball with the man who was supposed to be his husband, and he looked fierce.

A cluster of small sparks ignited in the man's calm eyes: in love.

Qiao Yuan: ...

Shake M? ?

The big devil who raises ghosts is attacked by X's cheeky and domineering