The ex of the scumbag who was dressed as a black heart lotus [Transmigration Book]

Zhou Lang patted his small chest, his complexion was rather complicated.

He thought that he must be out of his mind, so he intuitively thought that this rabbit was a gay rabbit.

It should be known that the combination of yin and yang is the way of heaven.

Although this rabbit is a full head shorter than him, its waist is too big to hold, and when it cries, it makes people want to rage, with a slap-sized face that is delicate and innocent, and the whole rabbit is weak, but it cannot be because of These people intuitively think that this rabbit likes men!

The heartless person who has always abandoned the rabbit spirit must be a woman!

Change it when you know it's wrong.

After Zhou Lang came back to his senses, he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I... I saw you crying so badly, I thought it was a man who abandoned you... Also, men still like women a lot, I shouldn't..."

Unexpectedly, Rabbit Jing interjected at the right time, with teasing flashes in his eyes, and said: "You guessed right, but he is a man who always rebelled against me and abandoned me. Oh, he is an ordinary heartless man."

Zhou Lang was stunned again.

But Su Qingchen didn't let him go, and smiled innocently: "Don't worry about my benefactor, I'm weak by nature, I really look like the one being bullied, not taller and more powerful than my benefactor, I can scare my lover."

He lowered his voice, "Speaking of which, my Taoist companion who abandoned me is very similar to my benefactor... Every time I try to suppress him, it takes a lot of effort..."

Zhou Lang: "..."

He wanted to refute, but looking at Rabbit Jing's thin body, he couldn't utter a word of rebuttal.

He turned around in a daze and left the room in a daze.After walking a few steps, he walked back in a daze and closed the door.

Su Rabbit Spirit Qingchen: "..."

He stared in the direction of the door and burst out laughing.

"puff!"

The monk had sharp eyes and ears, and Zhou Lang clearly caught Rabbit Jing's laughter.

Although there was only one laugh, it still made him blush.

Zhou Lang patted his hot face, and went back to the room with a wooden face.

Sang Hua in the form of a black cat happened to be sleeping on the table. Zhou Lang sat on the bed, picked up the cat and put it on his lap, stroking the cat every now and then.

Zhou Lang felt that his life was such a failure.

Self-righteous attack, but being suppressed by the protagonist of the original book, he has no ability to resist.

Although it was a bit difficult to accept at first, but I got used to it after pressing down.

After all, for that kind of thing, just be cool.

But without contrast there is no harm.

Zhou Lang felt depressed when he realized that he was not even as good as a weak rabbit.

He said angrily: "It's getting cold, let's stew the rabbit essence into rabbit meat stew!"

Sang Hua didn't follow Zhou Lang's brain circuit, and after hearing the ins and outs, it took a lot of effort to hold back the laughter.

He comforted: "Well, maybe that rabbit is very talented. After all, for that kind of thing, it's normal for the older people to work harder, so that both parties can enjoy themselves~" Zhou Lang: "... ..."

Nothing to say.

"However..." Sang Hua changed the subject, "But you and Su Abnormal are in a special situation. Su Abnormal is probably younger than you, but..."

This time, Zhou Lang threw the cat out of the window without waiting for Sang Hua to finish speaking.

And before Sang Hua could react, he closed the window vigorously with a bang!

Sang Hua turned over in the air, landed firmly in the yard, and smiled at Zhou Lang's room: "Hey, I said he is younger than you, why are you... meow!"

Zhou Lang opened the window, threw a bench out, and said viciously: "Shut up! Talk more and stew you into cat meat!"

Zhou Lang regretted it very much.

He really shouldn't have talked about these things with the unscrupulous goblin.

Isn't the smiley bunny essence fragrant?

Why do you have to make people cry?

Retribution now!

However, the rabbit essence failed to become a rabbit meat stew in the end.

Because after Zhou Lang was depressed, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said to himself——the sweetness of contrast is the real fragrance!

In his previous life, he was deeply trapped in Two-dimensional and couldn't extricate himself. Zhou Lang was well versed in the truth that 'everything can be cute', and he couldn't count all kinds of cute objects with contrasts.

Isn't it sweet to see my weak wife Yuno?

Isn't the short captain Levi not good?

Isn't the passer-by Kageyama Shigeo fragrant?

Isn't bald Saitama fragrant?

So, after the weak rabbit was peeled off, it was found to be a man-eating rabbit or something, why not?

Zhou Lang was convinced by his brain power.

So, within half a day of An Sheng, Zhou Lang came to Rabbit Spirit with his pile of paint, paper and pens in his arms.

Excited to Su Qingchen, who thought he had escaped a catastrophe: "Little rabbit, be good! Show me a vicious and perverse expression! The more fierce the better! You can see it through the screen... ah no... even through the drawing paper." It shows that you are very perverted and surly and fierce!"

Su Qingchen: "..."

Because of Zhou Lang's departure and return, the corners of his mouth twitched, Su Qingchen almost couldn't hold back his true colors, and let Zhou Lang experience his abnormality in actual combat.

Zhou Lang was even more excited than before, the hand holding Su Qingchen's shoulder trembled with excitement, the light in his eyes almost blinded the opposite rabbit.

He said: "Do you know the contrast is cute? It's a style of behavior that is completely inconsistent with your own image! I was so excited, I didn't expect the three-dimensional...ah no...I know two rabbits, they look weak and can be bullied, but they are powerful and unparalleled Blame me for being too low-sighted, you must just look weak, but you are actually very powerful! Otherwise, the injury would not be able to heal so quickly!"

He was almost incoherent, "I've decided, the protagonist of the art book is still you, but the theme is changed to man-eating rabbits! You are the one who ravages people, you must know how to do it! Be good, give me a tough one~" Afraid of Su Qingchen Unable to understand, Zhou Lang also performed a unique skill of sketching.

With a few strokes of the pen tip on the paper, a cute but dark rabbit jumped out of the paper.

After finishing the painting, Zhou Lang pointed to the dark rabbit, his eyes lit up and said, "Can this be expressed?"

Su Qingchen: "..."

He regretted turning into a weak rabbit spirit.

Because he underestimated Zhou Lang's obsession with animal ears...

At this time, the safest way is for La Sanghua to attack.

Because Zhou Lang's first eye on the beautiful boy with animal ears is Sang Hua, but imagine the scene of Zhou Lang posing for Sang Hua...

Smash the teeth into the stomach.

Su Qingchen showed a distorted smile, and said: "Sure, yes, yes—" Isn't it the same as when he was at Tianjimen?

Anyway, his little Lang is making money from his portraits, so there is no need to be dissatisfied.

No need to be dissatisfied...

Weird.

Su Qingchen remembered Zhou Lang's words in his heart, only felt that his little Taoist companion was too troublesome, at this time he didn't want to improve himself, but always worked hard on these meaningless things.

He thought, his little Lang is so noisy, it really is better not to let him go out to harm others, and return to his arms as soon as possible.

The days are like this, and spring is here in a blink of an eye.

Zhou Lang and the others now live in a town not too far from Tianjimen, and the house was bought from the locals.

The town is surrounded by mountains on two sides and adjacent to waterways on one side, so the traffic is fairly developed.

On the day when the willows sprouted, Zhou Lang sketched in the back mountain with his homemade easel.

Su Qingchen turned into a rabbit and lay on Zhou Lang's lap, her scarlet eyes glanced at Zhou Lang's serious face from time to time.

Halfway through the painting, Su Qingchen seemed to have no intention of saying: "Benefactor, why have you never seen you practice?"

Following Zhou Langyue for more than a year, Zhou Lang never spent his mind on cultivation, and even Sang Hua, who took pleasure as his philosophy, was much more serious than Zhou Lang.

Su Qingchen really couldn't figure it out.

Zhou Lang spent so much effort to escape, why not practice hard?

With his one-in-a-million aptitude, if he devotes himself to cultivation, it is not impossible to succeed in the Dao.

However, Zhou Lang only smiled when he heard this.

A very light and shallow smile, revealed in the back mountains of early spring.

Su Qingchen was bewildered.

But Zhou Lang said: "Because it's useless to practice."

Su Qingchen narrowed her rabbit eyes slightly, and said in disapproval, "Why did your benefactor say that?"

Zhou Lang pinched his rabbit ears, "Because sooner or later..."

He smiled and shook his head, "Forget it, it's nothing. I'm just lazy. For me, it's a blessing to be alive, so forget about the unnecessary struggle, it's too tiring."

Not long ago, Sang Hua also asked Zhou Lang the same question, "Why don't you practice hard while Su Pervert is not here?"

At that time Zhou Lang was silent for a long time before he said, "I thought he had already found me."

Not a question, but an affirmative tone.

Because life was too peaceful, so peaceful that it made Zhou Lang uneasy.

When he clearly left Tianjimen, the streets were full of reward notices from Tianjimen, but after just a few days, the news and rumors about his being taken away faded away.

But at this time, there was another rumor that Su Qingchen went out for more than a month and did not return, looking for news of him everywhere.

In other words, Su Qingchen is not at the Tianji Gate.

Where would he be then?

"I always feel that he seems to be watching me nearby." Zhou Lang's eyes were empty, "I don't know why he didn't take me back. It may be absurd to say it, but I always think that the reason why he told the world how to distinguish My puppetry is not to use this to find me, but after he finds me, he doesn't want to see me show my face to others."

To put it bluntly, Su Qingchen probably found him a long time ago, but he has been hiding in the dark and never showed up.

Sang Hua patted Zhou Lang's hand with a meat pad, and comforted him: "Don't worry about it. If he really found you, he would have brought you back early."

"I just think he found me..." Zhou Lang pursed his lips, "Although I don't know why he didn't take me back, but he must have found me..."

Sang Hua thought that Zhou Lang was just worried for a while and had no intention of cultivating, so he didn't say any more.

Unbeknownst to him, there was one thing Zhou Lang hadn't told him.

That is, every time after falling asleep, Zhou Lang always felt someone's breath was warm, so he stuck it up and asked for a kiss.

Over the years, he has been entangled with Su Qingchen countless times, and the feeling is too familiar to admit his mistake.

That was Su Qingchen's kiss.

Sometimes gentle, sometimes domineering, sometimes vicious, sometimes lingering...

But it was indeed Su Qingchen's kiss.

Zhou Lang wanted to wake up, but his eyelids seemed to be heavy, and he couldn't open them no matter what.

He wanted to push the person away, but his whole body was powerless, so he could only let the person peel off his clothes.

It's fine if it's just a kiss, but...

But sometimes, the dream is still done in full.

He opened his mouth to pant, wanting to beg the other party to stop, but only heard the other party chuckle in his ear, saying: "Little Lang, brother, I have endured it for too long, this time I will leave it to my brother~" Afterwards, It is sinking.

At first, Zhou Lang only thought it was a dream, but it was the same dream every day, so it seemed that it was not as simple as a simple dream.

Although every time he woke up, his clothes were intact, there was no sign of being kissed on his body, and there was no pain behind him.

but……

But the cultivation base has risen for no reason.

It's impossible that he was still practicing in his dream, right?

So it could only be that Su Qingchen came here... right?

Zhou Lang was a little discouraged.

He doesn't understand why Su Qingchen still touches him as an enemy, why Su Qingchen hangs him up and down.

I couldn't figure it out, so I broke the pot and gave up on myself.

Anyway, he has a cultivation base that was picked up for nothing, so he still practiced a fart!

Anyway, it's useless even if you practice, you should be hanged or beaten, it's better to have fun in time!

Depressed, Zhou Lang squeezed the rabbit in his arms again, and said to himself, "Come every day if you have the ability, I'm not Zhou if I don't suck you dry!"

Su Qingchen, who was nestled on Zhou Lang's lap, couldn't help narrowing his eyes when he heard this.

Come every day? It's not impossible.

After all, if the enemy is too weak, it would be too boring to take revenge.

That night, after Zhou Lang fell into a dream again, Su Qingchen quietly appeared beside his bed.

Bending over and leaning over, he chuckled in Zhou Lang's ear: "Xiao Lang, I will do what you wish and come to accompany you every night."

After finishing speaking, he tore off Zhou Lang's belt.

Afterwards, Su Qingchen hugged the exhausted Zhou Lang into his arms, and kissed his sweaty forehead.

Zhou Lang still couldn't open his eyes, but his consciousness was extremely clear.

He pursed his lips, weakly: "Go away..."

Su Qingchen smiled, interlocked fingers with Zhou Lang, raised her eyebrows and said, "Go to bed early, or do you want to do it again?"

Zhou Lang: "...Spicy Chicken..."

But he really fell asleep.

Su Qingchen stopped laughing when the sound of breathing in his ears became stable, and murmured: "My...my... don't leave..."

Zhou Lang is his.

Anyway, it has to be his.

No matter where he came from, the destination must be him.