The ex of the scumbag who was dressed as a black heart lotus [Transmigration Book]

After a swipe of coquettish operation, Zhou Lang, who was about to break his waist, was lifted out of the water by Su Qingchen with his arms crossed.

"Is it enough?" Su Qingchen asked.

After taking a bath, the refreshed Zhou Lang returned to his true nature, moaning and chirping, "What's wrong with me? Is it because your hands and feet are not clean?"

Su Qingchen looked at him and smiled, but didn't speak.

Zhou Lang looked at him boldly, and after a while, he laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

Without him.

Not to mention that Su Qingchen's clothes were all wet, her hair was also stuck together in strands, like a drowned chicken, very embarrassed.

The water all over his body was made by Zhou Lang.

But Zhou Lang didn't blame himself at all.

He is very satisfied with the result.

Who told Su Qingchen to rub his body with a towel just like an old woman when he was bathing him.

After rubbing the arms, rub the back, rub the legs after rubbing the back, and rub the buttocks after rubbing the legs.

If Zhou Lang hadn't been protecting his little Xiaolang, he would have been as shameless as Su Qingchen would not let his little Xiaolang go.

But Su Qingchen also called it eloquently: "Treat all places equally, and you can't wash this place but not that place."

Just bullshit!

Zhou Lang can only believe in ghosts!

Think of him who takes a bath every day, how can Su Qingchen rub it like this?

I figured it was fake to take a bath, and it was true to take this opportunity to avenge the one who couldn't shoot with the sword just now.

But Zhou Lang is the kind of person who lets Su Qingchen pinch and flatten?

No.

So Zhou Lang fought back.

The way to fight back is naive.

She kept moving, shaking her hair at every turn, like a child suffering from ADHD who couldn't calm down, and drenched Su Qingchen's whole body.

So there is Su Qingchen who is now like a drowned rat.

Having laughed enough, Zhou Lang moved again, "Let go of me."

The guy was holding his armpit all the time, it was so uncomfortable.

Su Qingchen glanced at him: "Stop moving?"

Zhou Lang looked at the wet and messy hair on his forehead, and smiled again.Laughing enough, he said, "I said I can wash it myself, but you insist on rushing to wash it for me. Can you blame me for this?"

Su Qingchen shook her head seriously: "No."

Zhou Lang hummed, "Then let me go quickly."

Su Qingchen shook her head again, "It hasn't been washed yet."

After finishing speaking, I reached out to reach out to Xiao Xiaolang...

Startled, Zhou Lang opened his mouth and shouted, "Stop! Let go of my brother!"

After yelling this, he opened his eyes suddenly, only to realize that he was sitting on the bed with Erkang's hands.

Su Qingchen was standing by the bed, and asked with a little concern: "Xiao Lang?"

Zhou Lang: "..."

Zhou Lang snorted back at him.

He said, how could Su Qingchen insist on washing his little Lang like in his dream!

It was a dream.

Su Qingchen was inexplicably cold-eyed.

However, he was always disliked by Zhou Lang for no reason, so he didn't feel much.

Bowing her head and kissing Zhou Lang's lips, Su Qingchen pointed to the night outside the window and said, "The night market in the city that never sleeps is the most famous, why don't you go out for a walk?"

Zhou Lang nodded, "Well, let's go shopping tonight, and leave for Tushanjie tomorrow morning."

"Tu Shanjie?" Su Qingchen asked casually, "What are you doing there?"

Zhou Lang crawled out of the bed in a smooth manner: "You can control it?"

Right now, he doesn't mind walking the bird in front of Su Qingchen at all. After all, those marks on his body are gone, so there's no need for embarrassment.

It's a pity that Zhou Lang, who was wearing clothes with his back to the mirror, couldn't see it at all. His back was densely packed with bluish-purple hickey marks.

Just as he put on his pants, Su Qingchen walked over with his clothes.

Like every morning in the past, from the inside to the outside, he dressed his boy one by one.

"By the way, why did I fall asleep again?" Zhou Lang tilted his head, "Am I too lethargic? I was only halfway through the shower in the morning, and suddenly fell asleep in a daze."

"It's okay." Su Qingchen stared at the half-covered red mark under the collar, and the corners of his mouth seemed to twitch, "It was a hard night's drive yesterday, and the water temperature was comfortable. It's normal for you to be sleepy."

When Zhou Lang heard the words, he no longer struggled.

Anyway, as long as Su Qingchen is by his side, he usually falls asleep easily, and he has never had insomnia.

After putting on his clothes, he was a handsome young man again.

Standing in front of the bronze mirror, Zhou Lang admired his heroic appearance, then turned his head and asked Su Qingchen, "What's so interesting about the city that never sleeps at night?"

Su Qingchen thought for a while, and said: "I heard that the dancers of the Nightless City have excellent dancing skills, many of them are transformed by fox demons who have practiced for hundreds of years, and their red sleeve dance is the best in the world. According to the usual practice, the opening of the Wanguku Barrier On the second day, the dancers will board the flower boats on the Chishui River and dance on the bow of the boat for the tourists on the shore to enjoy."

Known for their glamorous vixen dancing in groups, it is still free to enjoy, how could it be possible not to go?

So Zhou Lang said impromptuly: "I'll go! I'll definitely go!"

While speaking, Zhou Lang couldn't help imagining such an image in his mind - fox girls with furry fox ears and big fluffy tails were in groups, dancing with red sleeves...

Just imagining, Zhou Lang's excited eyes lit up: "Will those dancers be in the form of a half-demon? Will they wear fox ears? Do they have several tails like Sang Hua's? No, they are like cats. Not the same, the fox tail is big and fluffy..."

Su Qingchen: "..."

Ever since he saw Zhou Lang's love for Sanghua's cat ears and cat tails, he roughly understood how much Zhou Lang loved animals' ears and tails.

So deep that he just swung his fake tail in front of the boy, and he could grab all his attention.

But Zhou Lang was destined to be disappointed.

Because Su Qingchen said: "When the dancer dances on the river, she will not use the half-demon form. After all, not everyone likes the half-beast form like you, Xiao Lang."

Zhou Lang immediately looked up to the sky and screamed depressedly: "Ahhh! How can this be? How cute is the beast ear girl? What's more, this is a real beast ear girl!"

He pressed Su Qingchen's shoulder and shook it vigorously: "Can you understand? Can't you understand? The charm of animal ears! The charm of cat ears and fox ears! The charm of cat tails and fox tails!"

A coser wearing fake animal ears can make all the nerds scream, not to mention the real ears here!

Su Qingchen: "..."

It seems that since meeting Sang Hua, his little Lang suddenly became a little strange.

If Zhou Lang knew what he was thinking, he would tell him.

It's not strange for him, but the otaku attributes that have been hidden for a long time have finally been released.

We must know that in modern times, Zhou Lang, as a professional dead fat house, spent almost all his pocket money on various figures.

Beast-eared girl, mechanical girl, Lolita, Yujie, sick girl... Zhou Lang gritted his teeth and bought all the figures of two-dimensional girls with some reputation.

Among all the figurines, Zhou Lang's favorite is the beast ear girl.

Those are animal ears!

Which fat mansion is tempted by the beast ear girl?

Zhou Lang said that he couldn't stand it.

But, girl with beast ears?

Zhou Lang frowned.

Beast ears...mother?

mother?

female!

Thinking about it this way, all the figurines he collected in the past were girls?

Never liked a boy yet.

so why?

Zhou Lang was a little puzzled, why did he read a pornographic novel in the first place?

Why did he accept this world full of gays so flatly?

And why, he couldn't resist Su Qingchen's closeness?

Could it be that…

Is he a hidden closet?

So deep that I didn't realize that I actually like men?

However, Zhou Lang didn't dwell on this issue for long.

Because he suddenly discovered from the mirror that he had two fox ears on his head and nine fox tails behind his buttocks.

Zhou Lang stared at the half-fox boy in the bronze mirror, turned his head and grinned at Su Qingchen: "What did you do? Change back for me!"

Being cute with animal ears doesn't mean he wants to become a girl with animal ears!

Su Qingchen stared at the swaying tail behind him, and the heaving ears on his head, and said with some deep meaning: "I think, I probably understand what you think, Xiao Lang."

Zhou Lang: "?"

Su Qingchen pinched the ears on the top of his head and smiled: "It's really cute."