[Wei Nie] Vertical and horizontal killing

The old man stroked his beard, shook his head and said, "Could it be that Mr. Gai is planning to explore the mirage? This boat is indeed a big deal. My Juzi and Shaoyu will never return—we are really worried."

Bandit Zhi snorted.

He traced the whereabouts of Liusha Baifeng and Chi Lian, and knew that they also went in the direction of Mirage.It's just that he was the only one left in the Mohist stronghold who could tip off the news, so he really didn't dare to follow impulsively.In the past few days, I have been wandering in the mirage, but I can't see the bird and the others.

Although he refused to say it, he also felt that the timing of Ge Nie's return was too appropriate.

Unexpectedly, Ge Nie shook his head and said: "It's not a mirage, I have another place to go."

"Oh?" Master Ban looked at him suspiciously with wide eyes.

This time even Robber Zhi pricked up his ears.

Gai Nie felt that it was best not to say too much about this matter, the Mo family who knew his purpose would definitely not feel relieved to let him go.Unnecessary trouble, no need to provoke.

Master Ban sighed at the swordsman's silence, he understood that this meant the other party's unquestionable decision.Moreover, he didn't need to explain and explain this decision to anyone.

Gai Nie's relationship with the Mohists is both a teacher and a friend, but after all he is a member of Guigu.Except for the giant, there is no one in the Mo family who can stop Gai Nie.

Gai Nie left alone, once again on the road alone.

Accompanying him this time is not Tianming, but a wooden sword blackened by the fire.

Bandit Zhi followed Gai Nie for a certain distance, and he did not return until he left the area of ​​Sanghai.Everyone in the Mo family knew that Juzi had a deep relationship with Gai Nie, at least they would be able to tell when Juzi came back to the base and asked about Gai Nie's whereabouts.

Although Robber Zhi was angry with Gai Nie, he knew that Gai Nie was the hope of their Mohists, and also the hope of anti-Qin warriors in the world.He can't have an accident.

After talking for four days, Robber Zhi came back to the stronghold with a very strange expression, hesitant to speak.

The master class asked eagerly: "How is it?"

Robber Zhi bluffed: "I'm thirsty to death all the way, please let me drink some water."

Seeing Robber Zhi pouring a large pot of water, Xue Nu said, "With your footsteps, why did it take you so long to come back? Ge Nie left Qilu Land?"

Robber Zhi wiped his mouth with his sleeve, opened his eyes wide and said, "I followed Gai Nie all the way to the west. In just two days, I have arrived in the old Handan, and I am going to Anyi again."

Xue Nu frowned: "That's the old place of Wei and Han, what did Gai Nie do there?"

Gai Nie's footsteps are very fast, beyond Robber Zhi's imagination.He was still panting, and he shook his fingers: "It shouldn't be as simple as going to Wei Han."

Master Ban's round eyes were wide open, and his face seemed to grow bigger: "Xiao Zhi, Ge Nie is planning to go alone—" He dragged his voice, not believing it for a while.

Robber Zhi shook his head, not because he shook off the sweaty hair sticking to his forehead, and said with a sigh: "If it is really there, he is the bravest person I have ever met in my life, and also the stupidest person."

Snow Girl: "Then what exactly are you talking about?"

Old man Ban turned around, looked at her, and said, "I'm afraid Gai Nie went to Xianyang alone."

"Ah!" Xue Nu covered her mouth: "What is he going to see Xianyang by himself? He is a wanted criminal by the empire, is he dead?"

Robber Zhi touched his chin, and said with a little admiration: "Speaking of which, the few people I like in my life are all people who don't want to die."

Everyone in the world knows that Gai Nie is the world-renowned number one swordsman, but they often ignore his other identity.

He is also the descendant of Guigu.

In the battle of the organ city that moved the world, the owner of Quicksand spared his life for some unknown reason.From that moment on, two descendants of Guigu appeared in the world again at the same time.

Political strategists are originally lobbyists who come and go in and out of the court, and strategists who play tricks.

The chaos of the Seven Kingdoms was combined vertically and horizontally.

Since Su Qin and Zhang Yi, no one dared to underestimate this sect with few disciples.

When Gai Nie entered the Qin Dynasty, he did not deliberately hide his identity, nor did he forcefully break through the checkpoints of various counties.

In the battle with the Golden Fire Cavalry, one man broke through Meng Tian's elite troops with one sword, and the blade could cut Meng Tian's throat in the blink of an eye.Since then, his swordsmanship has been rumored to be at its peak, and the reputation of the Sword Master has become even better than before.

In this way, even the imperial army who noticed Ge Nie's whereabouts did not dare to act rashly, but only dared to follow and follow and pass on the information layer by layer.

Li Si and Zhao Gao are both in Xianyang.

Luo Wang's intelligence network is naturally superior, so Zhao Gao got the news first.

His long nails scratched across a cyan jade on the table, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, but he didn't seem to be smiling: "Gai Nie has come to Xianyang."

Hu Hai, the [-]th prince who was sitting opposite him, held a piece of Lantian Jade between his fingertips, looking a little curious: "Gai Nie? Didn't this man betray the empire? Why did he come back again?"

When Zhao Gao heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched: "My lord, what do you think?"

The eighteenth son grinned, with a naive attitude: "Teacher, is this a kind of school examination?"

Zhao Gao lowered his head and played with Yu Jue: "It's not wrong for the prince to think so."

The eighteenth son dropped the chess piece in his hand to break out of the encirclement: "In the past, there was an allusion about Cao Mo assassinating Duke Huan. Gai Nie is a swordsman who was personally appointed by the father. I guess he came to do the assassination and blackmail my father. Show mercy to the remnants of all schools of thought."

Zhao Gao's pupils are a little smaller than ordinary people's, and because of his position and power, he looks more and more gloomy.He chuckled lightly, noncommittal.

The Eighteenth Prince raised his head and looked at Zhao Gao: "Teacher, you think Hai is wrong?" He deliberately paused in the middle of the sentence. He remembered his father's speech, and he had the habit of deliberately pausing.

Zhao Gao put down the Jade Jue, grabbed a warm jade white chess piece with one hand, and slowly played with it on his fingertips: "Your Majesty, you need to be careful when you speak, just now you compared Gai Nie to the assassin Cao Mo, do you compare your majesty to that?" As Duke Huan?"

Duke Huan carried out the New Deal all his life, uniting the army and the people, making Qi dominate the Central Plains.However, Duke Huan has been in a coma for thousands of years. After Guan Zhong died, he appointed villains such as Yi Ya and Shu Diao, and finally died of illness because he didn't trust Bian Que.This can be said in two ways. In the early years, Duke Huan was a heroic warrior and wise man who conquered east and west, but when he was old, he ended up with a dead body. So the princes raised troops to attack each other, and the state of Qi was in chaos.Duke Huan's body was stored for 67 days, and no one cared about the insects crawling out of the lintel.

But right now, based on Zhao Gao's understanding of the emperor, on the day he exiled his eldest son to Shangjun, he had already begun to be wary of the situation where the sons seized the heir.

The eighteenth son showed the annoyed expression that a young man should have, bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "Teacher punished, Hai didn't mean that."

Zhao Gao slowly placed the chess pieces on the chessboard, and then said: "There is no father who likes to see his grown sons fight each other."

However, the Eighteenth Prince snorted coldly in his heart, such brothers and sisters' teachings are completely different from what the teacher did.But he still respectfully said: "Hai understands. Teacher, Hai would like to know what do you think of Gai Nie's intention?"

Zhao Gao said, "My lord, it's your turn to play chess."

Hu Hai looked at the chessboard, he was caught in a complicated situation because the move just now seemed to have changed, he picked up a chess piece, and said: "Soldiers make dangerous moves, and win in danger."

Hu Hai was undecided, and couldn't help raising his head to look at him: "It's just that the empire today is very different from when he left. If the emperor can't trust his sons completely, how can he treat an empire rebellious?" He almost looked forward to it for a while. A bloody execution took place.

The name of Juggernaut is conferred by the emperor himself.

However, the strange thing is that after Gai Nie defected, the empire issued a reward, but did not strip him of the title of Sword Master.

In the end, is it a golden word, a promise, even if Gai Nie is dead, he must be a dead sword master.

how interesting.

Zhao Gao's eyes were narrowed, as if he was laughing, but also seemed a little sleepy.

Hu Hai finally gave birth to a son, and then raised his head with a naive look in his eyes: "Teacher, since we know that Gai Nie is coming alone, should we hurry up and report to our father and take precautions early to show our loyalty."

Zhao Gao picked up a Baizi with a smile, and gently dropped it on the chessboard: "Luo Wang's loyalty is naturally to be known to His Majesty."

Hu Hai finally got one thing right, but it was far more than that simple.

"Then, son." Zhao Gao asked with a smile: "When should I say it? How should I say it? Should I communicate with the prime minister of the empire first?"

Hu Hai's expression finally collapsed, and the Moyu chess piece he was holding could no longer find a place to drop it.He finally straddled his shoulders and threw himself to admit defeat: "The teacher is still amazing, Hai is convinced."

Zhao Gaonan picked up the water cup and brought it to his mouth.

Hu Hai couldn't help asking: "Li Si, are you really going to show your friendship?"

Zhao Gao raised his eyes, and those awl-like pupils looked at Hu Hai like this: "My lord, everyone has a role to play in the reason why this empire can operate. In this regard, how important the prime minister of the empire is, we need Do you want to repeat it again for the teacher?"

There was a light in Hu Hai's eyes, he didn't like the way Zhao Gao spoke to him.But now he has to rely on this person's plan, maybe it's just like they need Li Si.

The eighteenth son returned to his heartless appearance, and picked up the water bottle to refill Zhao Gao.

"Try this, it's the fine wine that my father rewarded. It's specially reserved for the teacher."

Huayin County, Pingshu Road.

Since ancient times, this place has been known as "the main road of the Three Qin Dynasty and the thoroughfare of the eight provinces", and it is the only place where the Central Plains leads to the Northwest.In the past, Han, Zhao, and Wei were divided into the Jin Dynasty. Huayin was bounded by the Great Wall of Wei. The east belonged to Wei and the west belonged to Qin.

Since Wei State was destroyed by Qin State, there were very few pedestrians coming and going here, which is no longer the situation when King Qin Huiwen established Ningqin County.

In late autumn, there are dilapidated mud houses along the way, because of corvee and military service, ten rooms are empty.

It was getting late, and the envoy on his mission to Kanto drove through in a carriage.Over the past few months, there have been horse-drawn carriages going back and forth between Dongjun and Songhai to deliver news.

The emissary was about to drive out of Pingshu Road, when a horse suddenly appeared in front of him, and a man with his face hidden in a hood sat on it, stopping the carriage.

The envoy was about to call the man away, but the man suddenly took a piece of jade from his pocket and threw it to the envoy.The messenger took it suspiciously, but before he could speak, the other party said a word: "This year Zulong will die."

One sentence was short and clear, although the voice was not loud, but it was so deafening that the messenger stood there in a daze.

Zulong died this year? !

Who is the ancestor of the dragon?

Qin Huang also.

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A short joke about Qixi Festival--a joke about Uncle Zhuang's size

There is always a period of time when the supermarket is empty after the peak period at noon every day. Generally, this time is a rare free time for the cashier Ah Qi to dawdle in cleaning, no matter how slow it is.

After noon on Friday, Ah Qi was slowly cleaning up when a figure stepped into the store.

Ah Qi looked up subconsciously, and blushed a little.

A man came in, tall and tall, with broad shoulders and a slender waist, and a pair of long legs that were very attractive. His long hair was casually tied with a headband behind his neck.His face is fresh and handsome, and his pupils are as beautiful as maple leaves and can talk, which makes people's heart skip a beat.

The man probably felt that he had stepped on the floor that Ah Qi had just cleaned, so he couldn't help but apologize.

Ah Qi thought, this voice is really nice.

The deep tone conveyed a bit of hoarse magnetism, which made everyone's heart skip a beat.

Ah Qi went back behind the cashier counter, pretending to tidy up the shelves while secretly looking at this rare and handsome man from behind the brim of his hat.

The man seemed a bit cramped. After hesitating for a long time, he walked up to Ah Qi and said, "Can you get me an XL size condom from the store."

Ah Qi felt his blood flow backwards.

I can't wait to go out naked and yell, come and see the beautiful sunshine and buy TT!He is XL size!Then she heard herself say calmly: "Handsome guy, there is no XL size, the biggest is the queen size."

………………

so awkward.

The man's face was a little blushing, and he said with an oh: "So that's the case, sorry, it's my first time buying it."

Ah Qi's mind was running wildly: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'!This sunny handsome guy is still a virgin! ! ! !Who on earth can enjoy the rubber ring he is about to get tonight? He must have saved the universe! ! ! ! !

At this time, the man hesitated for a moment, and said a little uncertainly: "Then let's go with a large size."

Ah Qi's obscene information: "Du X Si or Jie Shi Y? Do you want thread floating point? Which flavor is strawberry lemon?"

The handsome guy's face was about to burn: "All..."

Wow, this handsome guy is so shy!

Ah Qi: "Is it the same as a box?"

"Do not……"

Ah Qi himself feels like an old bustard: "If you only need one box, I recommend the strawberry threaded one, and you will love it if you keep it! One box overnight, you still want to use it!"

After that, did she reveal something...

The handsome guy finally found a chance to speak: "No, I want all the big ones."

(⊙o⊙)

all?

Did she hear something extraordinary? (ˉ□ˉ)

She lined up all the large-sized condoms in the store in a wretched and wicked way full of fantasy, wanting the sound of the carton bursting when Yy's hands tore open the package.

Mom, my legs are weak.

The handsome guy checked again and again whether all the tubas were here, and then paid and left.

To tell the truth, it’s quite a lot to take out all the large sizes.

How many days will it take seven times a night?

Count with your fingers.

This waist, shoulders...

Just think about it.

It's high.

Gai Nie walked out of the convenience store, walked to a nearby trash can, took out the condoms he just bought and threw them all into the trash can.

Then take out your phone to locate.

There are several supermarkets and convenience stores nearby, so be sure to buy all of this size before dark ([-]-[-])

……

On the evening of Qixi Festival, after a satisfying dinner, Gai Nie cleaned up in the kitchen.

Wei Zhuang looked at the back of the other party, and he felt that the elder brother should not be angry about what happened last time.

While Ge Nie was still washing the dishes, Wei Zhuang sneaked back to the bedroom and opened the bedside drawer...

No!Is it used up?

Wardrobe drawers...

nor!

Wallet Card Holder...

No no!

under the pillow...

still none!still none!

It's over, the last time it was because he was in a good mood, no matter whether TT was holding down the senior brother or not, the senior brother would get hurt.This time I want to change to a holiday and want benefits, how can there be no such thing!

Wei Zhuang's face turned green, he picked up his coat and began to put it on, while changing his shoes at the entrance: "Brother, I'll go smoke a cigarette and I'll be back."

Ge Nie hummed, and heard the sound of the door closing without looking up.

He continued with the work at hand.

Ah.

So people who seem to have a good temper sometimes get angry and are usually difficult to deal with.

Not in the car either!

No, it's not nothing, it's just an empty box left.

It was last time that the parking garage ran out.

The sorrow of not burning incense and cramming temporarily happened to Mr. Zhuang, who is no longer a boy.The Qixi Festival is on holiday, and there is not a single subordinate who can come to the rescue.

They were all driven out by him for a radius of three hundred miles, because they were afraid that this group of colorless people would disturb their two-person world.

It's a bit late, senior brother cooked this meal for a long time, so long that he suspected that the other party was deliberately delaying the time to give him an excuse to stay overnight.Now most supermarkets are closed because of this.

Wei Zhuang threw away the cigarette butt, started the car and drove out of the garage.

He doesn't believe it anymore, there are things you can't buy with money!

……

Seeking the psychological shadow area of ​​a dissatisfied person who finds that all TTs of his size are sold out within a radius of ten miles.

Wei Zhuang looked at the medium-sized Jason X with a pale green face.

No, it's not possible.

He can't fit in this size...

Who the hell is so dissatisfied!I can actually buy all the large sizes!

Better not let me know who it is...

Wei Zhuang looked up and saw the camera in the corner of the store, and smiled sullenly: "I want to watch the surveillance video."

(The Tanabata Festival where chickens fly and dogs jump, end)