Is the little monk enlightened today?

"A little monk came to grow his hair. He took a sword, put on a leather jacket and boots, and traveled all the way to the center of Sichuan. Ling Ge Lang, Di Er Da Da, he broke into the Central Plains..."

You Fan hummed a song to pick fruits and ate them. He ate up the bread these days, but he didn't see the rapids and waterfalls. He guessed it would take a long way to get to the south of the Yangtze River.

The ghost-faced man was dozing off next to him, and couldn't help yelling at him because of his earache: "What are you muttering about?"

"It's okay to sing and sing, add a little atmosphere."

The ghost-masked man covered his ears helplessly: "Doesn't it count if you sing well?"

"What's wrong with my singing?"

You Fan put his hips on his hips and felt wronged, the brothers in the temple used to love to listen to him humming, and they all said that he sang very well!How did it become countless pronouns in his ears in the blink of an eye! ?

The ghost-masked man hastily plucked the clean grass next to it, and stuffed two balls into his ears: "It sounds so good, let's continue to sing, pick the fruit quickly, I'm still waiting to eat it!"

"okay."

You Fan picked more than 80 in one go.

Seeing that he was very familiar with the Central Plains, while eating the fruit, the little monk asked, "How long will it take for us to reach Jiangnan?"

"Hurry up, we've bypassed the waterfall ahead, and we'll be there in two more days at our speed."

"I haven't asked you what you are doing in Jiangnan?"

You Fan picked out a few big fruits and handed them to him. Wild fruits can't completely wrap your stomach. Hearing from his master that people in the Central Plains can eat them very well, the kind-hearted little monk chose to keep the small ones for himself.

The ghost-faced man looked down at the fruit in his hand, and his tone seemed to become more approachable: "Where is my home?"

"where?"

"Jiangnan."

"Where is Jiangnan?"

"..."

The ghost-masked man pretended not to hear, You Fan asked again: "Why don't you ask me what I'm doing in Jiangnan?"

"You're not like a swordsman or knight-errant. You just go to the water town full of flowers to search for flowers and willows, or you are just looking for people and things."

You Fan was amazed, the analysis of this sentient being is really amazing!

The black donkey let out a few breaths. It doesn't like to eat green grass, but likes to eat wild fruits, which are delicious.While feeding it, You Fan got up and followed it, the movements of this man and a donkey really resemble each other.

The ghost-masked man chuckled, "Stupid donkey."

You Fan swallowed the fruit and corrected: "Let's just ignore the black donkey from now on, other donkeys should also have a name."

"It's called Black Donkey, and you are called Silly Donkey. You two just happen to be opposite brothers."

It was only then that You Fan realized that the name was his own, and replied back very unconvinced: "I'm a dumbass, what are you? Stupid hairy?"

Ghost-faced man: ...

This is a good fat beating.

After noon, the two finally saw the legendary waterfall, which looked like a corner of the sky hanging down from a distance, which was beautiful.After walking on the muddy road for so long, seeing the water source made the black donkey very happy, biting You Fan's sleeve and asking him to take a good bath for himself.

The ghost-faced man went around to the other end of the waterfall and washed his body in a small pool. He was originally a person who loved cleanliness, but he was really wronged by the wind, frost, rain and dew for many days.

You Fan washed his face with water in his hands, the clear water splashed on his face, it was indescribably comfortable.After tidying himself and the black donkey, he came out to see that the ghost-masked man was lost. He hurriedly looked around, but saw a beautiful figure in the back with butterfly bones spreading from both sides of the spine. If he hadn't turned his head slightly, the familiar ghost mask would have appeared In front of his eyes, You Fan thought he had bumped into a girl, and that would really insult Buddhism.

"Stupid donkey, don't come here!"

You Fan stared: "Why are you still taking a bath?"

"I can't stand being dirty."

"Oh, do you need a back rub? My skills are not bad."

"Lighten the fire for me obediently."

"What do you do with a fire?"

"Barbecue."

You Fan just stepped back and screamed, "Do you want to eat meat?"

"I'm going to see the fire start when I'm done washing."

The ghost-masked man's tone was calm, in order to prevent You Fan from talking any more, he flew a stone directly over, and You Fan rubbed the back of his head obediently to get angry, thinking that he would never help him catch any animals later.

In the end, he didn't need to do anything. When the ghost-faced man came out after washing and getting dressed, he took two tree branches with two big fat fish stabbed on them.

"!!!"

"Toasted."

"I, I... no, the fire has already been lit, you can do it yourself." Amitabha, resolutely do not kill!

The ghost-masked man covered his chest and said miserably: "I ignored the wound and went to catch fish for you, so I can't let you roast it right now?"

"Nonsense, I have seen that you don't have gauze on your body, which means that your wound should be recovering soon."

The stupid donkey knew how to change his mind, so he said again: "If you don't roast it for me, I will kill your black donkey, and I will cook donkey meat."

The black donkey neighed, complaining in his heart, why did he follow such two masters all his life?It quickly hid behind You Fan and trembled, and You Fan shouted at him in a hurry: "Don't force me to do it to you!"

"In terms of swordsmanship, I must beat you a hundred times, and in terms of boxing skills, you can beat me ten times at most."

You Fan: ...

Master, what should I do if I meet a real master and can't beat him. .

In the end, the little monk was forced to grill two fish, in order to make up for the Tao Te Ching that he had silently recited two hundred times.

The crispy fish meat should be served with salt to have a good taste, but neither of them had it, and the ghost-masked man ate it bite by bite.

"You don't eat?"

There was only one fish left on the fire, and You Fan stepped back three feet quickly: "I don't eat... fish." Compared to saying that meat makes people suspicious, this is more pertinent.

Shrugging his shoulders, the ghost-faced man picked up the other and ate it too.

You Fanmo weeps.

After he finished his meal, the two led the donkey and continued on the road, bypassing the waterfall, and at dusk, they had already arrived at a small town.

"Shall we stay overnight before leaving?"

When You Fan turned back to look at the ghost-masked man, he had already rushed to the bank here, causing You Fan to shout nervously: "I still have money here, what are you going to do?"

In order to prevent the ghost-masked man from going astray, You Fan led the black donkey and ran over. When he entered the bank, he saw that the ghost-masked man had patted a jade pendant on the table.

"You're going too far!" You Fan walked in and quickly helped the boss up, and he was very dissatisfied and taught him: "robbing is a violation of the law of your Central Plains!"

boss:"???"

Is this kid a fool? ?

The ghost-masked man put away the jade pendant, and directly confused You Fan: "If you're not sensible, get the hell out of here."

You Fan straightened his head and replied angrily: "I'm more sensible than you!"

Seeing that he was about to call, the boss hurriedly stopped him: "This is my creditor, if he breaks it, I will pay for it to death."

"Creditor?" You Fan didn't believe it: "He wears a mask and doesn't even dare to see people, so he dares to lend money to others?"

"Hey." The boss said with an ugly face while covering his chest, "Don't talk nonsense, be careful, I'll ask someone to beat you out."

This time it's You Fan's turn to roll up his sleeves and rob his bank, obviously he's fighting for him, how can he teach me the other way around?

I saw the boss came over with a stack of bank notes, mumbling something: "Master, you have suffered a lot all the way, we have been looking for you for more than half a month, and if we don't see you anymore, I have no intention of opening this bank. "

These words are flattering to the point of sincerity, like seeing some rich and noble family, wishing to put my hot face on the cold ass of a distinguished guest.

Only then did You Fan believe that they knew each other, but the specific relationship was definitely not that simple. When they left the bank, they asked, "Who are you?"

The ghost-masked man slowly approached him: "A living person."

"..."

You Fan rubbed his nose to look at the figure in front of him, and muttered: "If you don't tell me, you won't tell me. Who doesn't know that you are alive? You are still dead if you are standing."

"Don't keep up, you want to sleep on the bridge tonight, don't you?"

"Come on, come on."

With money, nothing is a problem, and the ghost-masked man knows that this stupid donkey is kind to him, and he doesn't treat him badly, and let Xiaoer give the best food and lodging, even the black donkey gets a comfortable resting place, chewing The thickest bale was eaten with relish.

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