[Comprehensive] There are always bosses who want to gain favorability

If there are little angels who want to see the God of the Land, then write a few short clips, the protagonist's passing through is probably like this style of painting...

Little angels who have no love for the land god can skip it directly, because it is just a fragment, and the content must be endless.

Demining: Well, the soul of Lucao passed through Taoyuan Nanasheng.

In addition, this episode has nothing to do with the main text and has nothing to do with the main text. Important things are said three times.

一

Because the soul is not fully in tune with the body, Lucao accidentally stepped on her left foot and fell down. As soon as she got up from the ground in pain, she was stared at by three low-level monsters.

"Since you talk to me with this attitude, it means that you have already made up your mind."

Lucao's eyebrows were slightly raised 15 degrees, and at the same time, he stretched out his hand to hold the void around his waist—the domineering expression he had in the last second immediately collapsed, because nothing but air was in his hand, and he failed to show his courage after several attempts Dao, no, it should be said that this body has no spiritual power at all!

The monsters covered their bellies and laughed loudly, a crossroads appeared on Lucao's face, his gaze swept to a branch by the roadside, he walked over to pick it up unhurriedly, and kept telling himself to calm down, his sword drawn Skills are at the expert level, and swordsmanship has been accumulated through years of actual combat experience. Even without the support of spiritual power and chakra, it is more than enough to deal with one or two little monsters.

Lukusa took the branch to the left waist, then quickly pulled it out like a sword and slashed at the one-eyed youkai in the middle.

"Crack bang."

The branch is broken.

And the monster's head was intact.

The one-eyed monster scratched his hairless bald head and tilted his head, unable to understand what Lucao was doing.

A drop of cold sweat dripped down her forehead, and Lucao's hands trembled involuntarily, ah, ah?Too weak! Hey!How dare the strength of this body be any smaller!

"Are you juggling?" Ba Wei appeared suddenly, shaking his small fan and playfully rolled his eyes at Lucao who was about to cry.

As soon as Lucao saw Bawei, she remembered the obscene scene of him drinking with two civet cat girls just now, and finally decided to ignore his existence.

two

"That's the ghost mother! Let's run away, Mrs. Nanasheng!"

Hotoru and Onikiri ran away carrying the dew grass one after the other without saying a word. They took out three white symbols and a writing brush from their arms, explaining that this was one of the abilities of the land god. They could write on paper and stick it on On the object, the text will exert the ability to write.

Lucao took it happily, but the blank paper was blank paper after all, and was pierced by the brush...

"I'm so wobbly that I can't write at all!!"

"The fourth one, Bai Lei!"

"Monthly Reading!"

"Broken Way 33, Canghuo Fall!"

"Crescent moon sky rush! Oh no, this is not my skill, God has no moon! God has moon!"

After trying almost all the moves, Lucao once again realized the sad fact that this body does not belong to him. Looking back, the ferocious face of the ghost mother-in-law was getting closer, and he suddenly had the urge to cry.

Ba Wei, who appeared at an unknown time, leisurely jumped down from the tree, leaning on the dew grass in a gesture of watching a show, "Hasn't it been eaten yet?"

"You can't run away! As long as I eat the flesh of the land god, I can live another 1000 years!" The ghost mother-in-law chased after her with all her teeth and claws.

what the hell!Eat his flesh and live 1000 more years!Where and who set up this Tang Monk-like setting! !With no choice now, Lucao had no choice but to run behind Bawei to ask for protection.

The ghost mother-in-law seemed a little jealous when she saw Ba Wei slamming on the brakes.

Bawei was a little surprised that Lucao would ask him for help, but he hated the nature of weak human beings, so he deliberately put on an arrogant attitude, "Do you want me to save you? 'Please save me, Lord Bawei', as long as you cry If you beg me like this, it is not impossible for me to save you."

I think he is the captain of the [-]th and [-]th teams of Seireitei, and even the boss of Aizan never said such a thing to him, let alone that scumbag Bailan, so Lucao is determined not to say such a thing, silence After a few seconds, he let go of the crumpled corner of his clothes, lowered his head, and the broken hair on his forehead hung down to cover his eyes, unable to see his expression.

Just when Bawei thought he was going to compromise, Lucao suddenly raised his head, his eyes gleamed with a strange light, "I don't need to do this kind of small role at all, your master, I will generously give you a chance to perform, come on Bawei!" Wei! Give this old woman a good beating!"

Bad, bad! !Because of the relationship between language and spirit, which has nothing to do with his own will, Bawei's body automatically got up and threw the ghost mother-in-law's five-flowered bundle under the tree in the blink of an eye.

Clenched his right fist and tapped lightly on the palm of his left hand, Lucao suddenly realized and let out a long "Oh", "Sure enough, it's exactly as I expected, so the contract that Huche mentioned just now is such a thing, I really found something interesting."

The mischievous factor flowed in the fundus of the eyes, adding a touch of color to the pupils. Lucao raised her face and smiled very tastelessly, "You seem to hate me very much, so... how will I take care of you next? You were a little bit to me just now. I don’t even have a good face, how about letting you circle around three times and say ‘woof’ first?”

It was the first time that Bawei felt uncertain when he saw someone with a smirk on his face.

three

Adhering to the concept of defeating others but not losing, Lucao winked and asked Huche and Guichi to open the door, and the other scattered flower petals for taking a bath later.

After all the people in the room looked towards the door, Lucao walked in with very slow but calm steps, wearing exactly the overly gorgeous kimono that Bawei had worn back then.

"I'm sorry, I'm the Ministry of Land and Miracles. No, Taoyuan Nanasheng, I'm very sorry to welcome the princess with a sick face due to the cold yesterday." Lucao sat down on her knees, quite like an ancient nobleman, and her face was always hanging. With a noble but decent subtle smile.

Lucao is the youngest in the family, and because she is weak and sick, she does not need to receive various elite education like Atobe, but she can always be fascinated by it after listening to it a lot, not to mention that Lucao's special temperament honed from actual combat is not just a random passerby on the roadside A, B and C can be imitated.

"Since I have already apologized for my rudeness just now, shouldn't the princess's guard also apologize to my envoy for his disrespectful words?" At this point, the elegant smile on Lucao's face was long gone, and the lights turned on. A sinister fan-shaped shadow formed under the eyelashes, "I declare in advance that I would not agree with it if it wasn't for Tuxiazao."

The contrast between the front and the back stunned everyone present, but Lucao was picking up the petals scattered in her hair indifferently, and the high posture between her eyebrows and eyes showed that she was waiting for the other party to kneel down and sit down.

four

Going back in time to the incense burner, Lucao met a woman who was caught by a monster, so she rescued her. The woman's name was Xuelu, and she took him home to thank him for saving her life.At the dinner table, Lucao learned from them that the village where they lived was attacked by monsters, and the monsters caught young and beautiful girls everywhere, so they had to be forced to move to the mountains.

Lucao patted her chest to ensure that she could defeat the evil ghost king, so they dressed her up as a woman, saying that she would attract monsters with this dress, saving the time to find it, Lucao let them toss and put on the same wig as Xuelu, The face was covered with tulle, and two apples were stuffed on the chest.

After walking along the mountain road for a long time, Lucao regretted it, because it was a long way to the village, so he took out the apple stuffed in his chest and started to eat it.

Being attacked by a monster halfway, Lucao thought she could use this monster to bring herself in front of the evil ghost king, so she didn't resist. Who knew that the monster took him to a remote and ruined hut.

When Lucao was about to fight back, Bawei appeared and burned the monster to ashes with fox fire.

Bawei pinches Lucao's chin, even through a layer of veil, he can still see that he is a beauty, Bawei pushes him, bullies him, reaches for the veil with one hand and pulls the skirt with the other hand, and is about to change When becoming eighteen/ban, Lucao sniffed her nose, frowned and said, "Are you smoking?"

Bawei didn't expect him to ask this suddenly, and was momentarily stunned.

When he was in a daze, Lucao pushed him away from him and got up from the floor, "Although monsters are stronger than humans, they are not immortal after all. They will bleed when stabbed by a knife, and feel pain when they are injured, so Take good care of yourself, smoking is not a good habit, it is not good for your health, and if you smoke too much, you will become addicted, so don’t smoke again in the future.”

Bawei looked at him in astonishment. As a human being, he was not afraid of him, and even preached to himself. It was the first time in hundreds of years that he met such a person. At that moment, he was at a loss and just nodded blankly.

五

Bawei squeezed Lucao's chin to force him to look up at himself, the tails of his eyes raised slightly, and the atmosphere became ambiguous for a while.

The originally good atmosphere was completely destroyed by Lucao's words, "Well, your nails stabbed me."

On Bawei's forehead, there is a huge pile of crossroads like a volcanic eruption, which can hardly be piled up.

"Didn't I say you, Ba Wei, fingernails are fine, your toenails are long and pointy, won't they be punctured when you wear socks?"

"..."

六

Bawei's past was torn apart, and bloody was displayed before Lucao's eyes.

After watching it, everyone found that he was dozing off. After being woken up by the cold air, Lucao woke up with a jolt. Seeing that everyone was looking at her, they clapped their hands and applauded, "Good job!"

As a result, the air-conditioning became more and more serious, and Ba Wei looked like he was about to kill someone.

Lucao clenched her left hand and tapped it on the palm of her right hand. She nodded suddenly, then lowered her head and pondered for a few seconds. When she raised her head again, her face paled, and she screamed accusingly, "This is not the Ba Wei I know!"

"..."

Lucao scratched her cheek, "Is it still wrong?"

"Well, I didn't show you this to see your reaction..."

"How should I put it, I'm very courageous and have a strong psychological endurance. To be honest, there's no way to scare me at this level. Why don't you take it back and edit it and add some more violent and bloody scenes?"

"..."

What an indescribable picture this is.

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The stupid author here wishes all the little angels a happy National Day~