Chrysanthemum friendship triggered by a message

Mr. T is an engineering nerd who spends all day in his dormitory. Except for attending classes, doing experiments, and going downstairs to get takeout, he hardly ever goes out. He either sits and plays games or lies down to play with his mobile phone.Life is comfortable, and his grades are surprisingly good, almost perfect.

But God is fair.Over time, tragedy happened, he got hemorrhoids!Moreover, it is an external hemorrhoid, which grows on the outside of the chrysanthemum. When I sit down, I scream in pain, and I can only lie on my side when I sleep.After fidgeting for a few days, Mr. T finally couldn't take it anymore on Wednesday night. He felt that he couldn't just be deprived of the fun of being an otaku by hemorrhoids!

So he picked up his mobile phone and opened WeChat, wanting to ask his good friend, Mr. B, another dead house of the same college, if he has hemorrhoids, and if he grows too, it is time to make an appointment to have an operation together.

But Mr. T is a person who cares about face. He felt that hemorrhoids were really hard to talk about, so he first edited a large paragraph in the file transfer assistant, and re-edited it several times before he was satisfied, and forwarded it to Mr. B with a long press.

"Brother, my chrysanthemum has been in pain recently. How about you? Why don't you go to XX Hospital tomorrow?"

He put down his phone after sending, and continued to play the game in a half-squatting position - if he sat down, his chrysanthemum would be crippled.

He didn't realize that something was wrong until two hours passed, when his three roommates had their evening class and burst out laughing at him as soon as they entered the dormitory!

"Hey, Mr. T, why didn't you tell us about your chrysanthemum pain? Hahahahahahahaha! Dads accompany you to the hospital!"

Mr. T's mind went blank for a moment, his white face flushed instantly, "You, how do you know?!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha! How did you know? Didn't you send it to our engineering group? Hundreds of people know about it. The counselor even asks you if you need to ask for leave, and she will give you a leave slip." What about hahahahahaha!"

Oops! ! Mr. T thumped in his heart, his face was pale and pale, he quickly turned on his phone and looked, sure enough! ! ! [A 2016 undergraduate group of engineering majors in a university] [Someone loves me] [99]! ! !

"Damn!!! Do you want to die!!!" Mr. T roared in shock, he was going crazy! !Why did I post the wrong group? ! !

Didn't it just forwarded to Mr. B? ?It's day!Is it wrong?Damn!How can you behave after being seen by so many people! !Everyone in this group of him has changed their real names!

Mr. T tremblingly opened the group amidst the demonic laughter of his roommates, hehe, you know, the screen is full of ruthless ridicule, and even the gentle care of the counselor is accompanied by "ha". The most annoying thing is, Mr. B, who should have been poked privately, has the most "ha" characters in the group.

Disgraced at home! Mr. T felt that he was really unlucky and helpless, so he flipped up casually, and his eyes suddenly stopped on a piece of news.

This piece of news seemed very out of place amidst all the "ha", standing out from the crowd, and immediately attracted Mr. T's attention.

"If it's hemorrhoids, it needs to be treated as soon as possible. My uncle is Doctor X from XX Hospital. I can contact him for you."

This classmate is very enthusiastic. Mr. T found a little warmth in the indifferent world, but when he saw the group nickname of that person, his heart was soothed and chilled again!

It turned out to be Mr. C!

I'm making a big fuss! Mr. T thinks, it’s really a narrow road!

You must know that Mr. C is not only a graduate of his department, but also a university bully who competes with him for a scholarship!Usually a group of high and cold, maybe how to laugh at myself in my heart now!

Ha ha.

OK.

Mr. T doesn't want to live anymore.

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