[US Entertainment] 1994

"Adam... Joe, Joe, Joe..."

The door of the chief editor's room was suddenly opened. Seeing the panicked expression on the assistant's face, "National Enquirer" editor-in-chief Adam Davis's face was stained with displeasure: "What happened?"

Under Adam's majestic gaze, the assistant's speech speed finally returned to normal: "Josh Walter broke in! He brought a highly skilled barber, and now he is planning to use a knife on Red's head. explain--"

Adam stared at him again.

"He said...the poor National Enquirer was keeping a bunch of blind people, and he kindly and mercifully brought in a barber so we could experience it for ourselves in order to show us what a real open crown is. The feeling of emptiness."

"He also said..." Adam's eyes became more and more serious, but the assistant had to bite the bullet and repeat Josh's words, "In the spirit of humanitarianism, if the reporters of the "National Enquirer" continue to be so blind If so, he is willing to introduce his personal doctor for free to treat us..."

Sitting in the office is of course not conducive to the resolution of the matter, but when Adam opened the door and walked to the promenade outside the editor-in-chief, the scene in front of him caused the editor-in-chief's face to change constantly, and it took a long time before he returned to normal.

Josh is simply too unreasonable to play his cards - since he became the editor-in-chief of the "National Enquirer", Adam Davis has dealt with almost all Hollywood stars, but there has never been a star who always makes "National Enquirer" like Josh. The National Enquirer was deflated.The other party does not impress him with money or beauty offensive like other stars to achieve the purpose of withdrawing a certain scandal. On the contrary, Josh has always been against the "National Enquirer", but I don't know if it is God's favor or something else Reason, Josh never lost a single head-on collision with the National Enquirer.

Although Josh brought countless topics to the "National Enquirer" and reinvigorated the always invincible reporters and editors, as the newspaper's controller, Adam Davis still felt the mood. complex.

At this moment, Adam Davis can report to the police that Josh has violated the personality and body of his journalists, and he can also use the most gorgeous words to describe Josh's viciousness, cruelty and brutality, but reason tells Adam Davis, There was no way he could do that.

When did a supermarket tabloid need the police to maintain its dignity?This is simply the funniest joke in the world!

The "National Enquirer" has always been proud that they can set off a big storm in Hollywood with just a few words. They are the manipulators of words, and they can perfectly present the ugly appearance of every star just by relying on words.

365 days a year, the "National Enquirer" can be sued by celebrities 400 times!

If Adam really went to the police to sue Josh, he would definitely be ridiculed by everyone in Hollywood!

Worst of all, even if he calls the police, peers and star-hating celebs won't pass up the chance to laugh at him.

In fact, Adam Davis was far less angry than he imagined.

The scene in front of me was even a little funny.

Red Bryan, his right-hand man, had his hair shaved off by the barber brought by Josh, leaving a crooked line on the top of his head. If it was darker, it looked like an earthworm, and if it was more artistic, it looked like a river.

James' hairstyle reminded Adam of his math teacher who was known for being strict when he was in school. The other party's hairstyle was also the same, with a hollow top and sparse sides. At first glance, it was a mixture of some British genes.

Lily was a girl, and she was lucky to be spared.

While shaving, Josh looked at Adam Davis provocatively: "Seeing that the whole world is bald like me, I feel much better. What do you think? Editor-in-Chief Davis?"

"Josh Walter, please don't go too far."

"So what are you going to do to me? I'm already a bald man, and I have to endure the suspicious eyes of the whole world, so now I'm in a very uncomfortable mood. As long as I can make myself happy, I don't think I can do anything points." Josh smiled slightly, "Mr. Davis, the new hairstyle will make people feel good, do you want to change to a new hairstyle?"

"I don't need..." Adam Davis held his breath in his stomach, "If you continue to go too far, I will let the security take you out."

"Then please give me a little more time." Josh shrugged, "After all, I have an obligation to let everyone here understand what is truly empty-headed."

"A man like this gentleman is called a real open hair." Josh pointed to James's hair and said seriously, "Mr. Davis, I hope you can understand me. I came here today not to provoke, but to It is popularizing scientific knowledge. You know that the media industry cares more about the truth than other industries. You can report something only when you understand it, and the real experience is undoubtedly the best way to understand it.”

"I think everyone present here after today should know the difference between open hair and thick hair." Josh stroked his thick brown hair smartly, shook his head triumphantly, patted his buttocks and left.

Owner of the National Enquirer: "…"

Barber Joel looked at Adam Davis innocently: "This gentleman..."

"Why don't you leave?" Adam suppressed his anger.

"He didn't pay me, but he's gone."

"Why didn't you find him?"

Joel's eyes were even more innocent: "I am a professional barber, and I also have my own professional ethics. Although that gentleman brought me here, I didn't give him a haircut..."

Adam patiently took out dozens of dollars from his pocket: "Take it! Take your barber knife and get out!"

"Sir, I am a professional hairdresser, and I am also the queen hairdresser of many Hollywood stars. As the most well-known hairdresser in the East District of Los Angeles, my salary is—" The figure reported by Joel made Adam David Si can't wait to kick him out the door immediately.

After driving away the barber, Adam Davis looked at James and Reid angrily: "Are you two pigs?"

The eyes of James and Reid at this moment are more innocent than those of the barber just now, and Adam Davis' anger is almost rushing to his brain.

"I don't know where Josh Walter found the barber. I even suspected that he had practiced weightlifting. He patted me on the head lightly, and I immediately lost consciousness. The next second, my head was gone. It's under his control." Reid's words made James nod repeatedly, "The most important thing is that every time I want to escape, that scary barber will say, 'Don't move, be careful I'll shoot on your head. scoop', maybe that's not a barber at all, but a surgeon."

"Surgical Killer."

"Master of Anatomy."

"Perverted killer."

"Shut up, you two idiots!" Adam Davis's mind was about to crack. After driving away the two subordinates, the editor-in-chief supported his head and quietly thought about the headlines of tomorrow's newspaper. In a short time, He doesn't intend to use Josh Walter as a selling point, after all, that guy can do anything when he is crazy.

Josh whistled and returned home with a smile.

Compared with the gloomy expression when he went out, Josh had a smile on his face at the moment, and it looked sunny at first glance.

Although when walking on the road, he always felt that someone was staring at his hair.

But Josh didn't mind at all.

Time will tell, and even the most brilliant bald man can't wear a wig all the time.

…………

Seeing the Golden Globes approaching day by day, Josh's performance became more and more outstanding in the preliminaries of the major Oscars. Both the New York Film Critics Association and the National Academy of Review awarded him the Supporting Actor Award. Gradually, the direction of the media Changes have also taken place. Many people are optimistic about Josh winning the Golden Globe for three consecutive years.

Although many people didn't care whether Josh won the award, but cared more about whether his hair was bald, Josh held last year's trophy and secretly guessed his possibility of winning the award.

But the impact of reality came too fast, and it was too difficult for people to adapt.

At the moment, Josh is in the gorgeous banquet hall of the Hilton Hotel. Last year's Best Supporting Actress Diana West is announcing the list of winners with a smile: "The winner of the Best Supporting Actor is - Brad Pitt, "12 Monkeys", congratulations!"

Pete stepped onto the stage with a face full of surprise.

In Josh’s opinion, his smile is undoubtedly a little hypocritical.

Josh couldn't help being in a bad mood. Taking advantage of no one's attention, he secretly sent him a text message: "It's really terrible, now Brad Pitt really has to ride on my head and shit."

"I saw it on TV. It's a pity. But you're not hopeless. The Oscars haven't started yet!"

"Even if I win the Oscar, Pete will be able to shit on my head for at least a month!" Josh continued to press the button, "It would be great if you didn't mention the topic of shit at the beginning, I don't have to imagine that Disgusting picture!"

"Life cannot be repeated, sorry."

Josh rolled his eyes fiercely.

When he looked up, Pete was still on the stage.

"His acceptance speech was really long!" Josh slandered, but the next second, Pete mentioned his name.

"Thank you Josh, you are a great competitor, without you, I could not have won this trophy..."

Josh: "..."

roll!

After half a century, Pete finally stepped down.

For Josh, the 53rd Golden Globe Awards came to an end.

The best films in the drama and comedy categories are "Sense and Sensibility" and "Baby Pig". After Nicole Kidman, Best Supporting Actor Brad Pitt, Best Supporting Actress Mira Sorvino.

From this list, it can be seen that the Golden Globes are determined to stay away from the Oscars.

At the Oscars two months later, except for Cage and Mira Sorvino, the films and actors selected for the Golden Globe Awards failed one after another, and the overlap with the Oscars was not even as good as some unpopular awards.

However, Josh would not consider the Golden Globes unprofessional because of this. After all, he also defeated Tom Hanks to win the first Golden Globe winner last year. This is an important honor, and Josh has always been very grateful.

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