[US Entertainment] 1994

"Good afternoon, Josh!"

"Good afternoon, Bruce!" "Saturday Night Live" busy and noisy backstage, Josh and show director Bruce McCulloch greeted each other.

Arnold arranged Josh's schedule on "Saturday Night Live" early in the morning. This is one of the most well-known talk shows in the United States. It is created and led by the famous producer Lorne Michaels. It is creative and funny Qi Fei, ridicule and praise coexist, the ratings of the program in the national talk show have always been high, and it is also one of the trump programs of NBC TV station. So far, it has gone through 19 years and has cultivated several outstanding comedy hosts , actors and screenwriters, including Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and others.

Bruce McCulloch took over the show not long ago. According to the frequency of "Saturday Night Live" changing directors in recent years, he should only produce about two seasons.Josh is the fifth star to join the show after Bruce McCulloch took over.

After Josh exchanged pleasantries with the on-site staff for a while, a makeup artist came to do styling for him, and a staff member held a script to guide Josh: "You are the host tonight, and the music guest is 1990s, Before he starts, you need to start tonight's topic, oh, tonight's topic is how to avoid sneak shots and harassment gracefully, after the singing in the 1990s is over, it's your free time to play, you can say whatever you want, Don't worry about anything."

Josh nodded.Before coming here, he had already made up for "Saturday Night Live". The most important part of this program is the "Weekly Broadcast" segment. Guest interviews, after the end, the host of each episode will interact with the audience, perform, complain, make exaggerated movements and expressions... In short, "Saturday Night Live" has never lacked various hot topics, the less the lower limit, the better is their favorite.

After putting on makeup, it was already 6 o'clock in the evening. Josh had a light meal with the staff, and after a brief rehearsal, he started the first audition with the regular cast.

Different from ordinary programs, the auditions of "Saturday Night Live" are watched by the audience on the spot. The program team will eliminate some inappropriate content according to the feedback of the audience, and leave the jokes that the audience responded most enthusiastically. Within an hour after the end, the main creators will take a short break, and then wait for the program to officially start at 11:[-].

"Want some water, Josh?" Arnold asked.

The base camp of "Saturday Night Live" is in New York, so this time Josh participated in the live broadcast and he also came with him. The backstage room was filled with props, and the staff shouted one after another. The manager couldn't help but shook his head: "Look at them You're so lively, I'm really worried that they'll eat you up when you're on stage."

Josh shrugged: "It shouldn't be that cruel, right?"

"You're facing the most talkative group of people in America." Arnold patted Josh on the shoulder, "Good luck."

Josh inexplicably felt that he seemed to be tricked by Mr. Manager.

But what he said is right, the regular cast members of "Saturday Night Live" are indeed the most talkative group of people in the United States, the president of the United States, members of Congress, multi-millionaires, big-name stars... They give mercilessly The most pungent comments and criticisms, such as director Roman Polanski being expelled from the United States for molesting a young girl, such as Woody Allen and his ex-wife Mia Farrow's adopted daughter, 21-year-old Song Yi... If someone If a star is being targeted by "Saturday Night Live," he better pray to God that he hasn't had any bad luck lately, or he's going to be laughed out loud.

At 11:[-], the stage lights suddenly turned on, and Adam Sandler, a regular cast member of "Saturday Night Live", and his partner Jay Moore had already sat at the table. The two who have always been flamboyant are certainly no exception today. Adam Sandler wore a special copper hood on his head. Jay Moore hit his head with a wooden stick and made a clang. Jay Moore did not wear a hood, but his hair was styled upwards. Out like a row of golden awls.

"The crazy level of fans is sometimes unacceptable." Adam Sandler sighed. "After I became more and more popular, I had to wear a different headgear every day when I went out, but they would still recognize me. Touch my hair, thighs... even some indescribable parts, so in order to prevent their sudden attack, I prepared this hood today, and sure enough, no one recognized me."

Jay Moore laughed: "My method is different from yours. Look, when I went out like this today, no one dared to touch me. They said, 'Jay, the top of your head is like an antenna, you are using your head Communicate with God' or 'I'll probably get electrocuted if I touch you', ha, I'm so smart."

"For celebrities, preventing harassment is indeed a technology."

"Yes, especially for popular stars like you and me, you can't be too far away from the fans, they will think we are proud, but you can't be too close, Rob told me that he was just attacked last week Egg, he was so scared that he almost didn't dare to go out for a few days."

Adam Sandler suddenly showed a constipated expression: "Is this true?"

"Of course!"

"God, this is really heavy." Rob Schneider, one of the regular cast members of "Saturday Night Live", looks particularly inconspicuous among comedians, and it can even be said to be a bit bad.Sure enough, upon hearing Adam Sandler's ridicule, the audience suddenly smiled knowingly.

"Let's start broadcasting this week's big event." Adam Sandler cleared his throat, "Madonna's cat ran to Mariah Carey's house, and Mariah Carey planned to write a song called "Cats of the Last Century" "."

"Richard Gere continues to disagree with Bill Clinton's advice to viewers to see more of Schindler's List."

"Tennessee legislators called for not to plant green trees next to the stinky gutters. There are too many people gathering under the trees at night, and there are not enough lifeguards in Tennessee."

After the two teased each other for a while, Josh stepped onto the stage and waved to the audience.

"Huh—" There was a burst of excited screams from off the stage, and Josh's smile became brighter. He was wearing a light gray plaid shirt, black jeans, and a pair of white and black sneakers on his feet. He looked full of youthful vigor, and the most surprising thing was the studs on his ears, which shone brightly under the light.

"Good evening, everyone!" Josh smiled, "It really takes a lot of courage to stand here, I hope everything goes well tonight, the host tonight is me, Adam, I heard you want to interview me, is this real?"

Adam Sandler winked: "Of course."

"I'm finally getting scared now." Josh shrugged, "But after thinking about it carefully, I decided to accept all of this, because I still have to learn from you how to gracefully avoid sneak shots and harassment. Your hood just now it's actually very good."

"really?"

Josh nodded vigorously: "Of course, it makes you look like a bronze man, the kind that can be taken to a concert without preparation, just tap it lightly with a stick, and the music will come."

"Okay, okay." Adam Sandler spread his hands, "Josh, Richard Gere has publicly stated that he doesn't like your new movie at all, thinking it will be a total disaster, what do you think? Woolen cloth?"

"It seems that everyone is curious about this matter, and I have heard about it, but I don't really mind. I am not loved by everyone. Richard Gere just hates me. Of course, although Richard and I Gere is not familiar at all, but I still admire him, because in just one month, he turned from an Oscar judge to a box office research expert. I don’t think there is any actor in Hollywood who has more part-time jobs than him .”

"Is there anything interesting during the filming of "Speed"?"

"Does the fall count? But it's not serious at all. Speed ​​is a very exciting movie. It was a lot of fun during filming. If anyone saw the trailer, you will see a bus jumping 50 feet. Everyone is safe and sound." Josh thought for a while, "During the shooting, the makeup artist felt that my skin was not dark enough, so he put some black makeup on my face, but it was very hot that day, and I sweated a lot. The cosmetics flowed into my mouth, it smelled like chocolate, and it was sweet."

"I was later told by my makeup artist that there was something called goat poo balls in that product."

"I have banned her from applying any such type of cosmetics on my face, but the policeman I play cannot be a bad face, even if I get a degree of tanning, I may not be able to meet the requirements of the shooting, so the makeup artist has to pick it up." A pile of dead grass, smearing the burnt black ash on my face."

"Does black ash taste good?"

"Not bad, it's [-] times better than chocolate-flavored feta balls."

………………

After accepting the interview, the performers 1990s group came on stage and sang a few songs. After the singing, Josh began to show the audience how to gracefully avoid sneak shots and harassment.

In his second appearance, he puts the brass mask on Adam Sandler directly, and Rob Schneider follows him, tapping lightly with a stick.

"First, cover your head, but don't forget to get a bigger brass cover, or you'll probably get your head out and call the fire department. After all this, imagine you're not human, paparazzi You and your fans are ordinary people, they can't sense you as a copper man."

"It's also a good idea to use hair as an antenna."

"According to my judgment for many years, learning the technique of turning in circles is the best way to avoid sneak shots. If your turning speed can reach one circle per second, not only will the paparazzi not be able to capture your face, but there is also a 50% probability that you will be photographed." Shake dizzy, you can take advantage of this opportunity to escape in time."

"..."

Josh narrated his "rich experience" expressionlessly. The audience in the audience had already burst into laughter, and the studio was filled with a happy atmosphere.

The author has something to say: Merry Christmas!

I stayed up late yesterday, so there are only two chapters to be updated today, and the one owed yesterday will be written on the weekend.