Mr. Tan's Mr. Tan

Luo Feng and Tan Xiao have been friends for more than ten years, even if they are idle for a few years, their friendship will not be affected.

Luo Feng chattered excitedly with Tan Xiao for half an hour, talking about everything from wilderness fairy tales to his parents' divorce.

Tan smiled and acted as a listener, picking up some useful notes along the way.

Tan Jiping didn't grab the conversation and didn't interrupt, he explained a few things about work to Meng Lin, and then sat beside them quietly like a statue, listening to their chat.

Tan Jiping glanced at his watch.

At seven o'clock, the patient's meal is ready to come.

He folded his arms, tapped his watch, and suddenly said: "Luo Feng."

"Hey!" Luo Feng still kept his expression ⊙▽⊙ and turned to look at him, "Huh?"

Tan Jiping's index finger and middle finger tapped on the watch in turn, "Go out for a while."

Luo Feng changed his face in seconds, ⊙_⊙→(`dish')

"I do not want!"

Tan Jiping said in a deep voice, "Ten minutes."

"No!"

Luo Feng stiffened his neck, Tan Jiping narrowed his eyes, and Luo Feng felt that his neck without the scarf was cold...

Tan Xiao smiled lightly, patted Luo Feng on the shoulder, and said to Tan Jiping, "Don't scare him."

Tan Jiping lowered his arms and looked at Tan Xiao innocently.

"Don't be scared."

"Well," Tan Xiao blurted out, wanting to say "be good", but his intuition was wrong, but fortunately, his brain responded quickly, and the words turned a corner at the edge of his mouth.

He said to Luo Feng: "Xiaofeng, you go out first, 10 minutes."

"Okay." Luo Feng rubbed his nose, and said to Tan Jiping: "I only went out for the sake of Xiaoxiao, and it's not because of you! Hmph, if you dare to plot something wrong..."

Tan Xiaoxiao narrowed his eyes, Luo Feng pressed his shoulders, and said nervously and solemnly: "I'm right outside! I'm on call!"

"Okay." Tan said with a smile.

As soon as the door was closed, Tan Xiao said to Tan Jiping: "You also come out—"

Tan Jiping suddenly hooked his knees and hugged him up.

Tan Xiao was startled and put his arms around his neck.

"What are you doing?"

"Take you to the toilet," Tan Jiping said, "don't hold back."

Tan Xiao: "...how did you know I wanted to go to the bathroom?"

Tan Jiping pushed open the toilet door with his knee, and raised half of his mouth.

"You go to the bathroom on time."

Tan Xiao: "..."

To the toilet.

"You can go out now," Tan said with a smile, "really."

Tan Jiping said no, "Excuse me?"

"What do you think?" Tan Xiao curled his lips indistinctly, "Mr. Tan."

Tan Jiping held Tan Xiao by one arm, let him go to the ground, and blindly fished for the towel rack with his arm.

Tan Xiao realized that standing alone was a problem.

No energy in the legs, not at all.

Let's pee on the toilet for a while.

Tan Xiao was very helpless about his physical condition.

"I found it." Tan Jiping fished out a tie with gray fine lines on a white background, shook it, and put it on Tan Xiao's eyes.

Tan Xiao subconsciously reached out to grab it.

"Don't move," Tan Jiping took his hand away, "Don't be afraid, I won't read it if I'm sorry, I won't leave anyway."

Tan Jiping pulled down his trousers, leaned on the handle by the way, and pointed it at the toilet.

"Piss," he said.

Tan Xiao: "..."

Ten seconds passed and the toilet was dry.

Tan Xiao was a little anxious.

"Can't you urinate?"

Tan Xiao bit his lower lip.

"fine."

Tan Jiping parted his lips, put his arms around Tan Xiao, carefully pressed the position of his bladder, his palms were warm, and pushed and slid along his lower abdomen.

Tan Xiao couldn't see, and his other senses were particularly sensitive, so he grabbed his hand in embarrassment, "Don't, I myself..."

"It's okay, don't be nervous, relax," Tan Jiping didn't listen to him, and said with experience: "Slowly, slowly, shhh—"

Tan Xiao's belly tightened, and he didn't care about anything else.

The sound of water rushing, and it was really slow.

"It's over?" Tan Jiping asked.

Tan Xiao nodded, and Tan Jiping trembled.

Tan Xiao thought of the scene when he just shook his tie.

"..."

Tan Jiping saw Tan Xiao's cheeks flushed and wanted to kiss him, but Tan Xiao came to grab his tie again and stopped Tan Jiping's smug mouth.

"Wait, wait a little longer."

Tan Jiping took the next best thing, grabbed his hand and put it on his lips to kiss, Tan Xiao withdrew his hand, feeling uncomfortable.

"I won't bother you anymore." Tan Jiping said, shortening his body, pulling his hands down, and pulled down his pants neatly.

"Tan Jiping!"

Tan Xiao waved his hands wildly.

"Well."

Tan Jiping slapped Tan Xiao with his head in his pocket, humming.

Fearing that he would hit something and hurt himself, Tan Jiping circled him with one hand to keep him from moving.

"I'll be fine soon." Tan Jiping put down the toilet lid, sat on it by himself, hugged Tan Xiao and sat on his lap, raised his hand, his legs were bare.

Tan Xiao felt that his legs were getting cold, so he immediately put his pants back on. Tan Jiping helped him to stand up, and after pulling on his pants, Tan Xiao felt the strange cotton and hemp feeling in his crotch disappeared.

Something muffled and was thrown into the trash can.

Like a sponge or cloth dipped in water, "pong".

Tan Jiping threw away the adult diapers, turned on the water, rinsed his hands, and wiped it casually on a towel.

"Okay." Tan Jiping took off his tie.

Tan Xiao regained his vision, saw Tan Jiping unscrew the water again, tested the water temperature, and then held his waist to wash his hands under the water.

The water is warm, just right.

Tan Xiao looked down at the three hands stirring in the pool, and glanced at the trash can next to the sink from the corner of his eye.

"Hey."

"Yeah." Tan Jiping wiped his hands with half-closed eyes.

"Don't you think it's dirty?" Tan Xiao gestured with his eyes.

"I don't think so." Tan Jiping glanced at the trash can, annoyed that he didn't hide it properly, and kicked it away.

"Especially when the cavernous body fights against the sphincter," Tan Jiping said, "I have been fortunate enough to experience it many times."

Tan Xiao: "..."

Tan Jiping stopped, stared at him, and said seriously: "You are beautiful, not dirty at all."

The heat on Tan Xiao's face never faded, her peach eyes were alluring, her cheeks were flushed, and she was ashamed to the point that Tan Jiping was drunk.

"Can it be the same?" Tan laughed awkwardly.

"Same," Tan Jiping put him back on the bed, covered the quilt, stroked his hair, and kissed his forehead softly, "For me."

It took exactly 10 minutes to go to the toilet. Luo Feng was so alert that he almost raised his gun. He opened the door and stared at the two of them seriously, trying to see through them.

Tan Xiao was embarrassed at first, couldn't bear to read, copied the Grimm's fairy tale on the table and threw it over, Luo Feng caught it, stepped aside and waved towards the door.

The food delivery man made a face and babbled and pushed the dining car in.

"What are you doing? The food is cold!"

Tan Xiao shrank into the quilt, and Tan Jiping patted him on the back with a smile.

Luo Feng didn't make an appointment, so he didn't have dinner for him, so he ate downstairs by himself.

Tan Jiping wanted to feed Tan Xiao, but Tan Xiao disagreed.

"You eat your food, it's past seven o'clock, aren't you hungry?"

Tan Xiao propped his chin, and took a white spoon to dig the lily wolfberry porridge.

"Okay." Tan Jiping took a big mouthful of rice, still looking at Tan Xiao, afraid that he would accidentally scald himself with the porridge.

Tan Xiao didn't want to eat after the first bite.

His gastrointestinal digestion ability and swallowing ability are considered good, but after lying down for almost a month, he was very uncomfortable when he suddenly controlled himself, and the feeling of food sliding through the esophagus was also very uncomfortable.

very contradictory.

-slowly, slowly, shhh-

Tan Jiping's voice echoed in his mind, Tan Xiao was taken aback, and subconsciously looked at Tan Jiping.

Tan Jiping stared at him while biting half of a vegetable, his expression tense.

Tan Xiao bent his eyes, smiled softly, and wanted to touch his head.

The control of Shaozi was finally handed over to Tan Jiping.

Tan Jiping scraped the porridge on the side of the bowl with a spoon, scraped off half a spoonful, tried it on his upper lip, and when it was hot, he blew on it, and tried again, when it was almost done, he sent it to Tan Xiao's mouth.

Tan looked at him with a smile, "During this month, you've always...feed me like this?"

"Ah."

Tan Jiping held up the spoon and felt that it was inappropriate. Tan Xiao lost his memory, so it should not be acceptable.

Thinking of this, he turned his wrist back, intending to eat the spoon by himself, but just as the spoon turned a corner, before it reached his mouth, Tan Xiao grabbed his wrist, moved his face closer, and swallowed half the spoonful of porridge.

Tan Jiping was stunned.

Tan Xiao smiled at Tan Jiping while chewing, his cheeks moved like a hamster.

There were tears in Tan Jiping's eyes, and his heart turned into a puddle of water.

Tan Xiao sighed, and took the initiative to hug him, "Thank you for taking care of me all the time, I forgot you, I'm sorry."

"It's okay." Tan Jiping also put his arms around him, smelling the pleasant scent of shampoo on his hair, "It's okay."

It doesn't matter, there's still time, there's still time.

Tan Xiao drank half a bowl of porridge under Tan Jiping's coaxing, and Tan Jiping changed the bowl, and then coaxed him to drink the soup.

The soup was stuffy in the thermos for a long time, and it was hot. Tan Jiping took a sip of the soup and dried it again.

When it was cold, Tan Jiping held the spoon and put it near Tan Xiao's lips.

"Here, pork ribs and yam soup, sweet."

Tan Xiao opened his mouth to pick it up, the door slammed open, Qian Yutong ran in in tears and hugged Tan Xiao's thigh without letting go, with snot and tears.

"Master Director, you finally woke up, woo woo woo..."

"Be careful!" Tan Jiping lifted him away, his brows never loosened, "The soup is spilled!"

"Oh." Qian Yutong wiped away tears obediently took a stool and sat down.

Tan Xiao frowned and pushed away the soup that Tan Jiping fed, "I won't drink it anymore, I want to vomit."

"Then don't drink it." Tan Jiping said softly, ending the fate of this bowl of soup.

Tan Jiping put down the bowl and spoon, wiped his mouth with a piece of paper, and stroked his back with the other hand, smooth and natural.

Tan Xiao reached behind his back and grabbed him, turned his head to look at him, Tan Jiping and he looked at each other, rubbed his hair, didn't continue, sat down, he stared at Qian Yutong, and said displeasedly: "You What's the matter?"

Qian Yutong: "..."

Qian Yutong weakly pointed at Tan Xiao, "...I'll come to see my director..."

Tan Jiping frowned even deeper, "He can't—"

"Director?"

Tan Xiao interjected, and the two looked at him at the same time.

"Yes, I'm the director." Tan Xiao propped his chin and rolled his eyes, "When can I go to work?"

"Tan Xiao!"

Tan Xiao looked at Qian Yutong, waved to Tan Jiping, and told him not to talk, "Say it."

Tan Jiping: "..."

Qian Yutong's eyes lit up, "Anytime!"

"No!" Tan Jiping immediately dismissed.

Qian Yutong: "..."

Tan Xiao tutted, no matter why, why he could figure it out with his toes, he raised his brows, and looked at Tan Jiping with narrowed eyes.

"Mr. Tan, you seem to have a lot of opinions?"

Tan Jiping: "...No."

"Shut up if you don't." Tan Xiao was not polite at all, and the previous shyness disappeared, "Go on."

Qian Yutong swallowed hard under Tan Jiping's murderous eyes.

"...Anytime, you can go to work anytime."

After Qian Yutong finished speaking, Tan Jiping's face turned black, like Yama, his nostrils were whistling, he was anxious, but he couldn't speak.

Qian Yutong couldn't bear the pressure, he felt an invisible knife was put on the back of his neck, and he said a few words to Tan Xiao, put down the gift and leave in a hurry.

Tan Xiao: "Look at you, you scared people away."

Tan Jiping hummed in his heart, good job.

"I want to go to work." Tan Xiao looked at the medicine in the hanging bottle and rang the nurse's bell. "I know you are worried about my body. I know it myself. I just want to get acquainted with my current life."

"Look," Tan Xiao said in a deliberative tone, "I've been out of touch with society for so long, I don't even know how to use a mobile phone..."

Tan Xiao looked at him, his heart beating, he lost the most powerful and brilliant memory, now Tan Xiao is just a Tan Xiao who just graduated from university.He is not so mature, a little more immature and cautious.

Tan Jiping was very distressed, he wanted to hold him in his arms, rub him hard, hug him hard, and tell him that these were nothing.

He did so.

He didn't want Tan Xiao to feel helpless and confused.

He didn't want to see these life-threatening negative emotions in Tan Xiao at all.

He wants to let him know that he is behind him.

"Okay," Tan Jiping said, "You can go to work, but before you go, you need to do rehabilitation. It will only take two or three days if you can walk on your own. Then go back, okay?"

Tan Xiao was a little surprised.

He is ready for a long-term war with Tan Jiping.

Tan Jiping... is not an outsider after all.

Not an outsider?

No.

He hugged Tan Jiping back.

He found himself very attached to Tan Jiping, his smell, his face, every time he approached, made Tan Xiao's heartbeat speed up uncontrollably, feeling something filling and bulging in his heart.

He must have loved him a lot before.

Love to the point of amnesia can also feel the throbbing.

...or, love at first sight?

"Okay," Tan Xiao took a deep breath on Tan Jiping's shoulder, "Listen to you."

After the three-day observation period in the hospital, Tan Xiao cooperated with the doctor and recovered well, walking freely is no problem.

After going through the discharge procedures that day, Tan Jiping packed up his things, dressed up Tan Xiao, put on a hat and a mask, and the scarf was also pulled up high.

"Why are you wearing these?"

"You don't usually look in the mirror?" Tan Jiping straightened his hat and smiled, "I don't know what I look like?"

Tan Jiping flicked the brim of his hat with one finger.

Tan Xiao raised his eyes slightly, took off his hat and put it on Tan Jiping's head.

"You don't usually look in the mirror?" Tan Xiao rolled his eyes, "I don't know what I look like?"

Tan Jiping laughed, changed a woolen hat for him, and held his hand, "Let's go, go home."

The author has something to say:

Cavernous body vs sphincter is a novel, 2333 stupid author wrote this chapter really smoothly, and finally found a foothold to write sweet articlesε==(づ′▽`)づ