Mr. Tan's Mr. Tan

Tan Jiping and Tan Xiao are together, Tan Jiping is chasing Tan Xiao.

Tan Jiping fell in love with Tan Xiao at first sight, fell in love at second sight, and blocked him directly downstairs at third sight.

Tan Xiao went downstairs to pick up the courier, wearing a sweater, casual pants and big slippers, dressed at home, Tan Jiping called him, he turned his head, smiled with a good temper, and signed for the courier, he walked upstairs, not intending to invite Tan Jiping— —Who would invite a man whom he has only met once to tea at home?

Tan Jiping wiped out the cigarette butt, half-closed his eyes, and steadily chased after him. He pressed the person against the wall at the corner of the stairs. Tan Xiao looked a little astonished, "Mr. Tan?"

Tan Jiping refused to let him go, his sharp face was tense, and his whole body was so serious that "I have business to talk to you" was written on his face.

Holding the courier in his arms, Tan Xiao couldn't help laughing, "Mr. Tan, do you have anything to do with me?"

"Yes." Tan Jiping said, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Tan Xiao shook his head, roughly guessing the reason for Tan Jiping's sudden appearance.

Tan Jiping took his hand and put it on his lips for a kiss, Tan Xiao subconsciously wanted to pull it back, but Tan Jiping held it tighter, the man was full of strength, domineering and could not flinch, his eyes were burning, he said: "Now you have. "

When Tan Xiao woke up at [-]:[-] in the morning, he blinked, recalling the vivid Tan Jiping in his dream just now, he was a little reluctant to wake up.

He didn't remember when he fell asleep, he probably fell asleep after crying tired, the sky was still dark, but he didn't feel sleepy at all.

He tried closing his eyes, and opened them again after a few minutes.

No, he looked at the ceiling in some pain, couldn't fall asleep, and suffered from insomnia again.

Tan Xiao sat up, didn't turn on the light, went to the living room and sat on the sofa for a while, then went back to the room, changed clothes, took the wallet, and went out.

"Mr. Tan, please see if there is something pleasing to your eye, I will arrange it for you..." The bar manager bent down and filled Tan Jiping with wine, then turned his face to a row of [-]- and [-]-year-old boys standing in the private room. explain.

"Hello, Mr. Tan." A row of people shouted in unison.

Tan Jiping glanced at the row of people, took a sip of wine, "No."

The manager hurriedly filled them up again, waved at them, and told them to get out.

As soon as Tan Jiping came in, he said that he wanted to order someone personally, and the manager personally accompanied him. There were several waves of people changing, new and old, anyway, he was not satisfied.

The manager couldn't hold Tan Jiping's appetite, and didn't dare to fool anyone, so he had to carefully accompany the smiling face.

Tan Jiping unconsciously turned the wine glass, looking indifferently at the men and women writhing wildly on the dance floor.

The "wall" of the box facing the hall is a double-sided mirror, people outside can't see the inside, and people inside can see the outside.

"You go out too..." Tan Jiping didn't finish his sentence, his eyes flickered, and he caught a glimpse of Tan Xiao in an inconspicuous corner in vain.

He looked away, feeling that he was really drunk.

wrong.

Tan Jiping put down his wine glass and walked to the glass, squinting his eyes carefully to identify it.

That's right.

It's Tan Xiao.

The drunk Tan laughed.

Surrounded by a few restless men.

The manager trembled when he saw Tan Jiping who suddenly became fierce. He followed Tan Jiping's line of sight and saw that there was a little commotion at table A, and several people surrounded a young man.

The young man raised his head, smiled and clasped the wrist of a man who was misbehaving, his lips opened and closed to say something, probably a refusal, but the man was determined to take advantage of his danger... The drunk man didn't argue much, He let go of his hand obediently, apparently acquiescing... Tsk tsk, pitiful.

The manager shook his head. This kind of drama is common in bars, and he has become numb.

He sighed for the young man who looked good, and was about to look away, but he saw the young man unexpectedly picked up the glass in his hand and went straight to the man's door!

The man reckoned and thought that he had succeeded, he was defenseless, and his head was bloodied immediately, with a look of disbelief.

Yo? !

Such character!

The manager came to watch the fun, took a few steps closer, and almost stuck it on the glass. After seeing the person's appearance clearly, he couldn't help but sigh, it looks like this, no wonder he was molested.

... But the eyes of the rich are poisonous, the young man sits so far away and so hidden, Boss Tan can even find out... Do the rich have their own search radar for the boy these days?

The little boy was so drunk that he staggered up and wanted to leave. The person whose forehead was smashed could not easily let him go. The man aggressively pushed the little boy. What did he say again, the man who was smashed to the ground jumped almost immediately, a fierce battle was about to begin!

The manager was terrified when he saw it, and saw the man push the little boy to the edge of the bar, and suddenly kissed the boy!

...What the hell?

What seems to be wrong with this plot development?

Tan Jiping's eyes sparkled, and he rushed downstairs immediately.

This posture is to get angry at the crown and become a beauty!

The manager was so excited, how dare he f*ck kiss you without taking a picture of yourself with such an ugly thing? !That's the person Mr. Tan has his eyes on!

Support the little boy!We are here to support you!

He followed behind with small steps and told his subordinates, "Quickly, call Ah Biao and some thugs over here! We are going to fight!"

Tan Xiao sat at the corner of the bar, holding a glass of wine with his slender fingers, and beside him was an uninvited "friend".

The bar's explosive music was deafening, and a mess of lights of different colors quickly passed over Tan Xiao's body, one after another. The strange colors of light and shadow changes added a bit of enchanting and evil charm that he didn't usually have.

"One-night stand?" Tan Xiao grabbed the man and tried to play tricks on him, and said with a sneer, "I don't reject one-night stands...but I have to find someone decent."

He intentionally got drunk, and all he ordered was spirits, and he soon got his wish.

Tan Xiao was only a little drunk, and the hunters who were staring at him all around began to gear up, eager to collect this wild game.

In their eyes, Tan Xiao is still the kind of wild game that is both delicious and easy to get.

"Hahaha, the mouth is quite picky." The unattractive man didn't mind Tan Xiao's ridicule, after all, such a stunner is not seen every day.

The voice is still so moving, like a kitten, it must be exciting to cry on the bed.

The man's mind is charming, full of lust, and the salty pig's hand is stretched down along Tan Xiao's waistline, and it lands on Tan Xiao's buttocks, rubbing it slowly, the soft and round touch is so hard to put it down, "Young master has a lot of money... …ah!"

Tan Xiao glanced at him sideways, and then covered the ugly face with the wine glass.

"Well, I hate people who don't understand human language..." Tan Xiao said vaguely.

He propped his head up, slightly hooked his lips, his drunken light brown eyes were soaked with water, his thick eyelashes fluttered up and down, and the sparkles in his eyes were charming and charming.

I stared blankly at a few people.

Tan Xiao waited for a while, but still no one spoke, he pursed his mouth in dissatisfaction, muttered "no fun", then stood up, ready to change places to play.

After all, he was too drunk, his figure was not stable, he took two steps unsteadily, and found a buddy with a bloody face blocking him with a ferocious expression.

Tan Xiao didn't feel guilty at all, but when he saw him, his smile deepened, he tilted his head and pointed lazily, his voice was sexy and lazy, with a bit of childish playfulness, he said: "Ah, so it is You, ugly duckling~"

"Hold……"

Damn it, this person looks like a monster!

The person whose face was covered with blood by Tan Xiao cursed inwardly, and his desire was rolling. He pushed away the brothers who were supporting him, and blocked Tan Xiao's way with his hand on the wound.

"I'll give you another chance," he poked Tan Xiao's shoulder with two fingers. "As long as you apologize and sleep with me for a few nights, I don't care about what happened today."

Tan Xiao couldn't stand still, every time the man poked him, he would take a step back until his lower back hit the edge of the bar and hit the old injury, he gasped, frowned, and moaned in pain.

"It hurts..." Tan Xiao dazedly stretched out his hand to touch his lower back, and put one arm across the middle of the two.With innocent eyes, he looked at the ugly duckling with a little distaste, and said, "When you become a white swan, come play with me again. I'm now... huh?"

Tan Xiao was paralyzed by alcohol, neither his reaction speed nor his consciousness could keep up. He thought dully, as if someone was kissing him...

Bored men and women nearby whistled and booed.

Tan Xiaoyun was in a fog, repelling this feeling very much, and instinctively punched the man a few times, the man left for a few seconds, and soon brought that stinky mouth closer again.

"boom--"

Tan Jiping knocked the man over with one punch, his eyes almost burst into flames, and his whole body was frighteningly cold.

The man flew far away, and finally fell on a table, the body collided with the hard table and made a huge muffled sound.

The manager followed closely behind. With a wave of his hand, several people immediately went up to control the ugly duckling and his friends.

The two thugs put the whole man in a dazed state in front of Tan Jiping.

Tan Jiping made another right uppercut, but this time the man was held up, he didn't fly out, and his mouth was crooked.

The manager turned around and yelled at people, "What are you looking at?! They're all scattered! Take pictures and put them away! Otherwise, they'll all be smashed! Let's go!"

A large group of people who originally wanted to watch the excitement were frightened by their killing potential, and scattered one after another, not daring to watch the excitement any more.

The manager immediately went to see Tan Xiao, ouch, this is the person Mr. Tan is looking for, but he can't make mistakes, "Sir? Sir?"

Tan Xiao was lying on the bar in a daze, looking at the manager blankly, without any smile.

Tan Jiping asked the bartender: "How much did he drink?"

The bartender lifted the wine bottle that Tan Xiao had drunk just now at a 45-degree angle and showed it to Tan Jiping, "Two bottles."

"Give me a glass of water." Tan Jiping said.

The bartender poured him a glass of ice water—there was only ice water at the bar.

Tan Jiping lifted the manager and splashed it directly on Tan Xiao's face.

"Are you awake?!"

The manager was dumbfounded, this shit... Is it really good that the person he likes is so rough?

He silently lighted 280 waxes for Tan Xiao in his heart.

The feeling of splashing ice water on his face was unpleasant. Tan Xiao sat up agitated and wiped his face. He looked at Tan Jiping in surprise, put his hands on his knees obediently, blinked his watery eyes, and smiled innocently.

"Ah...you've become a white swan so soon..." Tan Xiao frivolously raised Tan Jiping's chin with one finger, and said, "White swan, is there a one-night stand?"

Tan Jiping: "..."

manager:"……"

Ugly Duckling: "..."

"Don't forget it," Tan Xiao looked at the top of his head, said as he got off the stool, and staggered towards the door of the bar, "It's getting dark, I'm going home..."

The manager was about to stop him, but he stopped again and said to himself, "I almost forgot, I don't have a home anymore."

Tan Jiping's throat choked.

He squeezed out the fuck between his teeth, squeezed his fingers loudly, walked over to wrap his arms around his waist with one hand and hugged him back.

Tan Xiao let him hug with his arms hanging down...he likes the smell of this person...want to smell...

Tan Jiping handed Tan Xiao to the manager, "Look at him."

Tan Xiao left the taste he liked, unhappy and troubled.

But the smell is still gone.

The manager took Tan Xiao, who was not very cooperative, and half dragged and half hugged him into the box.

Tan Xiao was about to leave as soon as he sat down, but the manager pulled him back half-forcedly with a mournful face, "Ancestor, please don't run around!"

After repeating this three times, Tan Xiao leaned on the sofa, folded his arms around his chest, and looked at the manager with a half-smile.

manager:"……"

Half an hour later, Tan Jiping finished repairing the ugly duckling himself, and asked the person next to him where Tan Xiao was. The assistant manager was forced to watch the whole process of Tan Jiping repairing people, and now he saw Tan Jiping reflexively terrified... It was so cruel...People It's just a little assistant who wants to see these for Mao! ?

He decided to resign immediately tomorrow!beep beep...

But before he resigned, he still had to honestly show Tan Jiping the way. His waist was extremely reverent, "In the box you were in just now, Mr. Tan."

Tan Jiping went upstairs without saying a word.

The little assistant followed behind with lingering fear.

When he was about to reach the box, he opened the door first, took a look inside, "He's right there... the manager?!"

The manager was tied up and thrown on the sofa, and Tan Xiao disappeared.

"Where's the person?!" Tan Jiping shouted violently.

The assistant was crying in his heart that I must resign tomorrow, while shaking his head wildly and ran over to pick off the stinky sock that the manager stuffed in his mouth.

The manager rolled his eyes and almost fainted—he was smoked by his own socks, and he took a breath of fresh air for a while before trembling and saying: "From, run from the bathroom window, run away..."

The manager is also very hard, the little boy said with that face that he wanted to test the toughness of the rope and asked him to help him how to withstand it!

And there were guards at the door, he thought that a drunk person like that would never be able to get out, so he played with him!

He's just an intern manager, why should something like this happen to Mao!

The manager and the assistant both hugged each other and cried.

Tan Jiping was too lazy to talk nonsense with them, so he ran to the bathroom and looked down from the window. There was a drain pipe leading directly to the ground outside the window, and no one was seen downstairs.

Tan Jiping didn't see Tan Xiao at the first time, the messy anger made him extremely irritable.

He took off his suit jacket and fell to the ground, went out to the bar to look for it, walked two roads, and finally found Tan Xiao sitting on the ground with his back to him in a dilapidated alley behind the bar.

Tan Jiping was out of breath, and rushed to Tan Xiao's back with big strides. When he got close, he suddenly heard him counting, and his steps stopped in mid-air.

“45、46、47、48、49……59、60。”谭笑呶呶嘴，好不委屈，“你又失约了……”

"Forget it," Tan Xiao said again, "forgive you, who told me to like you so much."

"Then, I, I'll count again, no, I can't miss the appointment again... 1, 2, 3..."

Tan Jipingzheng froze in place, his anger dissipated out of thin air.

……

—Ji Ping, I miss you so much, this is really troublesome.

- You count 60 seconds.

—Hehe...what?When I count 60 seconds, will you show up with a whoosh?

-Um.

—Although it is unreal, but well... 1, 2, 3, 4... 60, the count is over, Mr. Big Nose.

—You look back.

……

Tan Xiao counted 60 seconds many times, so long that he knew without turning his head that the person he was waiting for was not behind him.

The author has something to say: The author who speaks out the truth after drinking is stupid. Hahaha, Xiaoxiao is so cute when he is drunk.

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