Mr. Tan's Mr. Tan

Questions about "Mr. Tan's Mr. Tan" (gossip)

About why Menglin doesn’t like to smile——

Monlin: ...It's a long story.

Stupid author: Just pick two random examples and tell them, anyway, the little angels don’t want to see you...

Menglin: (growling) No matter what I say, he is also the supporting role with the highest exit rate! !Great assist! !

Stupid author: →_→ To be honest, Mr. Meng, did you laugh at that punch that aroused public anger and made you lose your mind?

Menglin: ... (with resentful eyes) I'm not apologizing... Ahem, let me make a long story short.

Stupid author: Because Secretary Meng's saliva is too long, the stupid author briefly picked two (in his opinion) more representative things to talk about.

Event one:

As a secretary, Meng Lin has the most tedious and hair-loss-prone thing every week——Tan Jiping's schedule.

Tan Jiping is punctual and efficient, and he can be regarded as "obeying the arrangement".

After Tan Xiao appeared, everything changed.

Whenever Tan Xiao steps into Tan Jiping's office, he will be "invited" out of the office without exception.

To be honest, he has been numb by their boss's phrase "XX postponed", so he always changes the itinerary very numbly.

To tell the truth, Tan Xiaoyuan traveled to the United States for four years, and he was a little happy because he didn't have to change his schedule every day.

However, four years later, Menglin found sadly that this problem still has not let him go.

fall.

Event two:

Tan Xiao is very arrogant, really, really, very, arrogant, Zhang.

"Not here?" Tan Xiao lowered his head, Zhao Xu held the lighter and lit a cigarette for Tan Xiao, Tan Xiao thanked softly, half-closed his eyes, smiling harmlessly, "Aren't you here, or dare not be here?"

Before Meng Lin could react, the man with the perfect voice suddenly approached, and said slowly into his ear: "Secretary Meng, lying is not a good habit."

Meng Lin shivered and jumped away from Tan Xiao, "No no no no!"

Tan Xiao glanced at him, and Meng Lin immediately jumped a step further, his whole body on guard, and the soldiers came to block the water and cover the ground.

But he made a mistake in his prediction, Tan Xiao didn't speak any more, he lowered his eyes and shook his fingers, the soot fell into the air.

Meng Lin lifted the alert, and the next second, Tan Xiao poked the cigarette butt on the hood of his car and extinguished it.

Monlin: "..."

Meng Lin went back to complain to Mr. Tan, and Mr. Tan, who asked him to help hide his whereabouts, smiled connivingly, and asked him to report for repairs with public funds. However, the culprit, Tan Xiao, wandered around their company all day long and was not punished at all. He still ate food every day. Their complexion is ruddy with the meals carefully prepared by Mr. Tan.

With a broken heart, Meng Lin said that if similar incidents happened in the future, he would never humiliate himself and tell this unprincipled boss who spoiled his wife.

[Time of the incident: when Tan Xiao served as the commander-in-chief of Wilderness Fairy Tale]

Stupid author: Hahahahahahahaha, did he really use your car to put out smoke?Hahahahaha my son is so bad hahahaha!

Monlin: (…)

Monlin: Can I apply to get off?

Stupid author: ...hahahahahahaha yes!Next.

About why Shaoxia didn’t marry Xiaoxiao——

Tan Xiao: (laughs)

Luo Feng: Can you ask some questions that do not destroy or provoke human friendship?

Yu Nian: Brother Feng, have you really never thought about marrying Tan Xiao?

Luo Feng: I haven't thought about it.

Two attacks expressed satisfaction.

Luo Feng: I only want Tan Xiao to marry me.

Tan Xiao leaned his head on Old Tan's shoulder, smiling so hard that his teeth could not see.

Old Tan watched for two seconds, then took the man away.

Yu Nian dragged Luo Feng back to the room until he was dizzy from the kiss.

Stupid author: ... Secretary Meng, wait for me...

About why Lao Tan in Chapter 69 suddenly changed his mind to check the truth of the suicide note after thinking of being lazy——

After the stupid author was alone in the living room for half an hour.

Stupid author: Cough, everyone, please sit down, we are having a very serious interview... Xiaoxiao, let's stop playing with Lao Tan's tie, okay...Brother Nian, can you take your hand off Shaoxia's ass for a while what...

Tan Xiao: (laughs) Okay.

Lao Tan: (kisses his forehead and touches his hair)

Yu Nian: (moves hand to waist)

Luo Feng: (blushing) They are all serious couples with certificates.

Stupid author: ... I made it.

Tan Xiao: Okay, don't make things difficult for her, and answer the question, Old Tan?

Stupid author: (with tears of gratitude)

Lao Tan: Because of kindness.

Stupid author: (takes notes) Huh? ?

Tan Xiao: (Looking at his old Gong with a smile)

Lao Tan: The existence of laziness reminds me of the kindness of Xiaoxiao.

Luo Feng: Talk about people.

Lao Tan: A wild cat of unknown origin, even though he has forgotten what promise he made to this wild cat, he still sticks to his original intention, loves it, takes care of it, and treats it as a member of the family.

Luo Feng: (goes to the balcony and hugs Lanlan) I want to cry?

Tan Xiao: (touching his head)

Lao Tan: What you say and do never deviate from your original heart, and your original heart is kindness.

Luo Feng: Yes, you were blind before.

Lao Tan: I was wrong.

Tan Xiao: (approaching Lao Tan, pressing against his forehead) It's all over.

Old Tan: (Hold tight)

Luo Feng: Ah... Brother Nian, shall we go out for a while?

Yu Nian: Good idea.

The stupid author rolled up his notebook and quickly evacuated after the young man.

Another half an hour later (this is how the length of this interview was dragged down...)

Stupid author: can we continue?

Luo Feng: (Holding the milk tea and poking his head in to look) You can mess with me, come in quickly.

Yu Nian: Hehehe, young man.

Stupid author: ...then let's continue.

About Xiaoxia’s bad idea that flashed by after Xiaoxiao’s amnesia diagnosis——

Stupid author: (trying to be serious) Why didn't it be implemented? (The stupid author really wants to write...)

Luo Feng: Hmph, it's not that Tan Jiping is quick-talking and talks everything with a smile. I want to lie to him that he doesn't know Tan Jiping. (takes a big mouthful of milk tea viciously)

Tan Xiao: Hmm~ I haven't heard you mention this, what kind of bad idea is it?Q?

Luo Feng: (Moves to the back of the sofa) I'm not afraid to tell you that I want to take you away and tell you that you don't know him and you have nothing to do with him so that you will have nothing to do with him from now on!

Tan Xiao: (Silence for a while) Thank you.

Luo Feng: Thank you, I didn't succeed again. (not very happy) It's cheap for him.

Lao Tan: Thank you.

Luo Feng: Hmph, I only forgive you for the sake of Xiaoxiao.

Lao Tan: Thank you.

Luo Feng: Hmph.

Yu Nian: Hehehe, let's move on to the next question.

Stupid author: uh uh uh next.

About how Lao Tan’s sex phobia was overcome in the end——

Stupid author: This part of the ellipsis in Fanwaiwu has been supplemented completely (Fanwaiwu wrote 2000 words and only posted more than [-] words, you really don’t think it’s strange and don’t want to go to the stupid author’s Weibo to have a look?), so I won’t take up too much space to say up.

About grabbing the remote control——

Yu Nian: Does not exist.

Luo Feng: ...how many young people nowadays still watch TV?

Tan Xiao: No, ha ha.

Lao Tan: Isn't the remote control used to kneel?

Yu Nian: →_→

Luo Feng: Hahahahahahahahaha! ! !

Stupid author: teachable

About height——

Luo Feng: I want to answer this question!

Yu Nian: (snoring hair) 191.

Tan Xiao: It’s a little over 180. I haven’t measured it for a long time. About—180.5? .

Old Tan: 180.89, measured when you were discharged from the hospital.

Tan Xiao: I have grown taller, ha ha.

Lao Tan: Well, you are still young, and you can still jump.

Tan Xiao: Haha, if I accidentally jump higher than you, will you feel pressured?

Old Tan: I am 189.

Luo Feng: Hahahahaha!

Tan Xiao: I hate it.

Lao Tan: There will be a little bit, but it doesn't matter, whatever you do is fine.

Stupid author: This doesn't seem to be a question of showing affection... right?

About age——

Luo Feng: I want to-!

Yu Nian: Brother Feng is the smallest and cutest.

Stupid author: ... Well, you don't have to answer the young hero (we all know you are one year younger than Xiaoxiao anyway), Brother Nian, what are you doing?

Yu Nian: People's age is a secret, Mr. Lizi.

Stupid author: ...Okay, you don't need to say it.Come on, smile.

Tan Xiao: 27 years old.

Stupid author: Old Tan?

Old Tan: 31.

About applauding for love for the first time——

Stupid author: After so many buffers, ahem, everyone likes to ask questions (aunt laughs).

Stupid author: time?

Luo Feng: Wedding night.

Stupid author: Oh yo? (Brother Nian, is there something wrong with your settings?)

Yu Nian: That's right, hehehe, the little fights before don't count.

Luo Feng: Well, young people must learn from this (￣-￣), please protect yourself and find the right husband to take care of your chrysanthemum...

Stupid Author: Stop!Let's talk about harmony...

Stupid author: Shuangtan Group, please answer the question.

Tan Xiao: (Thinking) Probably...after dating for a week?

Old Tan: October 2011, 10 at 23:9 pm.

Stupid author: (surprised) The stupid author doesn't even know...

Luo Feng: [blush] I remember it very clearly...

Tan Xiao: (slightly surprised) Wedding anniversary?

Old Tan: June 2013, 6

Luo Feng: (Come together) The anniversary of the first kiss?

Old Tan: At 2011:10 on October 9, 15.

Stupid author: ...First time eating together?

Lao Tan: At 2011 o'clock on October 10, 9.

Stupid author: I'm convinced Mr. Tan, I'm convinced.

Luo Feng: [toots mouth]

Yu Nian: (snoring Mao) All our anniversaries are stored here (pointing to the head), don't worry.

Luo Feng: [Red face is happy]

Tan Xiao: Ji Ping...you always surprise me so much.

Lao Tan: Every detail of being with you is memorable.

Stupid author: Brother Feng, tell me to go out and blow some air...

Luo Feng: Together together.

Tan Xiao: No need, just keep asking.

Old Tan: [Nods]

Stupid author: [sit back with forehead supported]

Luo Feng: [Hold tightly in thought] I have an ominous premonition.

Stupid author: cough, [small voice] How much, how long, when, when?

Luo Feng: [face bursts red] This author is not serious, brother Nian, let's go home!

Stupid author: [Erkang hand] Hey hey young man!young man! !

Since Shaoxia refused to be interviewed (obviously you are shameless), only the Shuangtan team is left to answer the following questions.

Tan Xiao: [looks at Old Tan thoughtfully] I don't know this question, it's better for you to answer it.

Stupid author: ... I'm too filthy?

Lao Tan: About four to ten minutes.

Tan Xiao: Sure enough, it is similar to what I thought.

Tan Xiao: But why did it take more than an hour and a half each time?

Old Tan: ...you worked too hard for the first time.

Tan Xiao: It seems to make sense.

Stupid author: Next question!

The young man came back on tiptoe, hiding behind Yu Nian.

Luo Feng: My key is here!

Stupid author: [flattering face] Come and sit here, the key is with me, and I will return it to you after the interview, darling.

Luo Feng: ...

Stupid author: [Interview draft of shaking with joy] Okay, the last little question of this big question-how does it feel?

Luo Feng: [gritting teeth] Who told me that the first time it didn't hurt, I bit him to death.

Tan Xiao: Same as above.

Yu Nian & Lao Tan: [Guilty] Cough cough.

Stupid author: I finally finished asking [moved to tears]

What do you guys want to say about Xiao Gong——

Luo Feng: ...Then don't do it too often, control it and pay attention to your body, cough.

Tan Xiao: I love you...but if the playtime before getting up in the morning can be shortened, I can love you even more.

Meng Jinwen: I hope, I hope Brother Yang can be more independent when he is on the night shift...

Zhao Xu:? ? ?Why me? ?

What do Xiaogongs want to say to Xiaoshou——

Yu Nian: We will always be happy. - Thank you for caring about my body, but I'm already in control.

Lao Tan: I will take good care of you. —The romp shortened in the morning we can lengthen in the evening, baby.

Mo Yang: I will only live with you in this life! ——All right, all right, at worst, I’ll be wearing clothes when I’m sleeping on the duty bed, and I won’t move you, so I’m independent enough.

Qian Yueqian: Where's Zhao Xu's coffee? !

Stupid author: ? ? ?

About the recent college entrance examination——

Luo Feng: Come on for the college entrance examination!Take the lead!

Tan Xiao: Good luck, I passed the exam.

Yu Nian: Accomplished in learning, show off your talents.

Old Tan: Same as above.

Mo Yang, Qian Yutong, Harry and others: Hehehehe seconded the proposal.

Stupid author: I wish all students can achieve ideal grades, be admitted to ideal universities, and live a happy university life!

What do the protagonists have to say in the end——

Luo Feng: The little angels are happy every day (∩_∩)~~

Yu Nian: Leave the young hero to me, don't worry.

Lao Tan: Thank you to the author for not replacing me.Thank you readers for not abandoning me in the first place.Thank you, my wife, for being generous and generous for giving me the opportunity.

Tan Xiao: Hmm... I can't think of anything to say for a while, but I borrowed a sentence from Old Tan, "May you not suffer from the pain of parting, and may you not bear to grieve."This sentence is sent to all the little angels who are destined to see here, I hope you can be happy and healthy.At the same time, thank you for your patience in reading this, um, it's a bit hard, and it belongs to the story of me and Mr. Tan.

Stupid author: 〒_〒 Thank you little angels who saw this, I know you have tolerated me for a long time...

Alright, this is the end of Y(^o^)Y, the last interview of "Mr. Tan", thank you for your hard work~ [Bow].