Unscrupulous orthopedics [entertainment circle]

Until An Wangjun stood on the stage and saw so many media reporters and young girls ten times more than media reporters, he felt it was unreal—generally so many people would only appear when popular traffic or big names gathered. , but today I'm the only one with monoclonal antibody!

Boo!How guilty!

Especially what the hell are there so many bright lights?Who is An Wangjun written on it?Who are they blushing and screaming at?

I really don't know anything!

An Wangjun had a gentle smile on his face, and the host obediently cooperated with everything he said, but in fact, he wanted to bury his head in the sand for a long time.

Boo!What a shame!

Boo!I really miss Old Demon Su!

As for our old demon Su, he sneaked out of his busy schedule to watch An Cainiao's first time supporting the scene alone, and he felt relieved and moved.Obviously, I have explained to him many times just now, there are hosts controlling the field, security guards, and propagandists blocking the problem. Judging from his brother's years of experience, he only needs to make a beautiful vase, at most it is Let’s talk about the funny things on the set and let’s go.

But looking at this tense, I don't know how to let go of my hands and feet.

That's right, our Anshi [-]th line already has the front line of Paojie, and our Su Dami brother directly holds his mobile phone to look at the scene and return pictures.

While licking the screen, he commented: "My Xiaojun's high-definition pictures are all straight out without repair~"

"Oh, it's still dynamic and beautiful!"

"What's your name? I can't even hear him!"

"Don't be nervous, idiot, you see your fans are laughing at you!"

"Oh, the shot just now is beautiful! Hey, does my little gentleman have a resource blog? Otherwise, let me make one!"

Le Xingzhi couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded: "Hey, take it easy, don't slip your serial number and make big news."

Su Yang didn't even raise his head, he just made an OK gesture.

Le Xingzhi spreads his hands, all right, if you think it's OK, then it's OK.

... God TM Su Dikong thinks it's OK.

There is a media questioning session in the road show here. Mr. An Wang is obediently holding a lot of microphones. As long as the reporter passes them over, he will continue. In the end, the mountain of microphones directly buried Mr. An Wang, and the colorful media logos on the microphones buried An Wang. Jun's obedient slapped face is completely blocked.

Steady as a dog, Miss Pao immediately stretched the lens and pressed the shutter wildly, and our little Ziwei star obediently buried in the microphone, only showing a beautiful peach eye.

It's not just the old brother of the Su family who licks the screen crazily, as long as the star-chaser girls and non-star-chaser girls he brushes up will invariably give their big faces up -- so cute!

How can there be such a cute boy!

[A gentleman is as sharp as a grinder: ahhhhhhh what did I see!Our little Junjun is so stupid and cute!Oh my god, it's so cute. Look, his face is not as big as the microphone logo! 】

[Tang Ke Tang Ke: Is this still my cold and arrogant little Tang Ke?Why is she so soft, she's so obedient and soft, she almost wants to become a fan of real people...]

[Merlin rowed a boat: I watched the movie and always thought he was a serious and old-fashioned pedant, but I didn’t expect the real person to be the same as a little rabbit hhhhhh]

[Shanyoumuxi: Come, come, do you eat Amway upstairs, our real Junmei is really sweet, soft, obedient and cute!Think about the day.JPG]

[Mi Hua Immortal Elementary School Student: Wow, a cute boy's face is never too big!Looking at her cake face in the mirror, she burst into tears]

Then this stupid GIF of burying the face of the microphone was round after round by various marketing accounts.

However, Mr. An Wang, who was fighting with the media and the microphone at the scene, certainly didn't know the jokes on the Internet. At this time, he was racking his brains to think about the "1000 million benefits for Weibo fans" asked by the reporter.

"I didn't even know that I had 1000 million fans..." An Wangjun wanted to scratch his head and laugh dryly, but he couldn't lift the microphone with his hands full.

"Yes, yes." A strange light flashed in the reporter's eyes, which made An Caiji's heart shudder.

"But I really don't know what kind of benefits should be distributed... Just, thank you for your support, um, thank you, thank you..." Su Yang, who was so stupid on the screen, couldn't bear to look directly.

The reporter's sister failed to find another plan: "Xiaojun, here is another piece of good news! Just recently updated, the box office of "Seven Mile Lane" has exceeded [-] million!"

Xiao Jun was startled, and blinked his eyes: "[-] million? So fast? I haven't had time to pay attention..." After finishing speaking, I wanted to scratch my head again...

"Yes, yes." The sister of the reporter continued to dig a hole: "At that time, the [-] million was the welfare of Sister Man Ting's live broadcast of making small biscuits, and the [-] million was the welfare of Brother Chao's gym. Yesterday, Director Lin pointed out that the [-] million was looking for you!"

If you come to me, can I reimburse you or what?Why did Director Lin specifically trick me!An Wang-jun wanted to cry but had no tears, he searched his stomach and said, "I really can't remember it for a while..."

"Any one is fine!" Not only the reporters were excited, but the screams of the movie fans present were also going to overturn the ceiling!

An Wang-jun is extremely wronged, what is the fuss about this full of forced buying and selling?Feeling that if he didn't express his opinion, not only the reporter would not let him go, An Wangjun glanced at the fans who were frantically calling with lights and hands up in the audience, fearing that they would eat up his QAQ every bite.

"How about this..." An Wangjun bit his lip and thought, "I don't think I'm the only one who can say it, and it's not good if I prepare something you don't like... I'll go back and post a Weibo, Then everyone just comment, I will choose the one with the highest likes in the comments to complete, this should represent the opinions of the most people... What do you think?"

The fan girl's cheers nearly deafened him.

"Wait, wait," An Xiaoxing realized later, "It must be within the scope of my ability, and I can't break the law or violate public morals!"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and Mr. An Wang swore that he definitely heard the malicious whistle.

These are not fake fans!Where do I get so many fans!Couldn't they all be hired by the crew to support the scene?

An Caiji felt that his heart was beating like a drum and his blood was flowing backwards, as if he was being tortured by ten tortures.However, the friends who were present didn't think so. They watched this shy and handsome boy's earlobes turn red quickly, and then at a speed visible to the naked eye, "Boom—" like fireworks, a peach blossom exploded on his white and tender face color.

It looks better to be bullied ahhhhh!

Fortunately, this messy road show is finally over, Mr. An Wang felt that if he didn't end it, he would lose ten years of his life.

Even so, he still had to post on Weibo dutifully. He directly reposted the freshly released poster on the official movie blog: [Anwang Jun V: Scattering flowers!If you break [-] million benefits, just comment on my Weibo, like the highest request, I will do my best to fulfill it, but I can’t break the law or corrupt public morals, I reiterate (bow) //@电影七里巷V: [-] million ! ! ! (picture)】

After posting Weibo, An Wangjun threw his phone and collapsed in the car, tired, hungry, and sleepy.

Hurry up, master, I want to go home.

Even at night, Mr. Anwang's sense of shame had not subsided, and he buried his head in an ostrich-style hugging Su Yang.

Su Yang stroked his head affectionately, the more he stroked, the more he wanted to laugh.

"You can laugh if you want." An Wangjun said angrily.

Su Yang pulled him away and pointed his finger at his forehead: "This is something to be happy about. Our little man has gone out to take care of himself. Why is my brother unhappy? I must laugh."

An Wangjun lost his face again, buried in Su Yang's chest and refused to get up: "But I still feel so ashamed..."

Su Yang slowly followed suit: "I told you to run away with Director Lin secretly without telling me, otherwise it would be so cool to eat melon seeds and eat melons at this time. Why bother to care about the school activities on the set now," he said and took a picture. Take An Wangjun's buttocks, "Look, there is no meat on the upper half of the buttocks."

An Wangjun rubbed his butt silently, and said stiffly: "It's just that I've been busy recently, so I seem to have lost a little weight, and it will grow back soon!"

"Immediately?" Su Yang rolled his eyes at him, "Next, Linghu Yuan's major dramas will be played one after another. Screenwriter Hua will add scenes to you until you can't stop. I glanced at Hua's newly written script and asked It wasn't that Director Gu stopped him and said that the scale was too large and the radio and television would not let it go, she wanted the Pavilion Master to take the Aphrodisiac-medicine among the dead and then have sex!"

An Wang-jun swallowed his saliva with a complicated expression on his face.

After a while, he asked with difficulty: "...Who is the pavilion master having sex with?"

Su Yang also swallowed, with a complicated expression on his face.

...What the hell kind of scene is this filming!

The scene was once very embarrassing.Su Yang rubbed his nose, turned on his mobile phone and swiped Weibo, the GIF of An Wangjun's afternoon burying a person has been shared tens of thousands of times, and the retweeted places all reveal the consensus of cute miss day, fans are still watching the excitement Shi Dadi edited a collection of the stupid scenes of An Wangjun's previous press conference in Qili Lane, and the name is "Ruan Meng Jun Mei's Famous Scene".

Su Yang tilted his head and glanced at An Wangjun, who was a bit self-defeating now, um, the name Junmei... don't provoke him for now...

But it's too cute, right? How did these people come up with it? Hahaha, Junmei is so suitable and cute!

Su Yang held back his laughter until his whole body was shaking, so he quickly exited Junmei's famous scene and brushed something else to divert his attention. Yes, you can look at the wind direction under Junmei's welfare Weibo!

What should I do if my heart is overwhelmed by Junmei, hahahahahahahaha...

It was painful for Su Yang to hold back his laughter, but when he saw the hot comment with the highest praise, he couldn't stop laughing at all: "Oh my god, they actually want you to dance to the Pure Land of Bliss! "

The hair on the back of the ostrich was completely blown off!I checked Su Yang's phone again and again to make sure that I was really not dazzled - the top three hot reviews were Let me dance to the Pure Land of Bliss, Spring Night Moment and Little Apple.The second-level comments are 6666666, insane, and well done.

Seeing the little boy's sky-falling expression, Su Yang couldn't stop laughing: "Why do they want to watch you dance so much?"

The comments below told him that when the stills came out, they wanted to take off Tang Ke's loose cultural shirt, touch his collarbone and pinch his waist.When the movie "Xiaoyaoji" came out, I saw the owner of the small pavilion with a slender waist and long legs and a green shirt, and the wolf's blood was burning hotter and hotter. It just so happened that the owner dug a hole himself, so why don't they rush to bury him to death one by one with a shovel of soil dead.

Why do you think fans are like this now?

Alas, the world is getting worse.

Alas moral decay.

Well done.

An Wang-jun was about to cry, especially after Su Yang "very kindly" found the original video, watching Chun Xiao's "Shi Geng" that filled the screen for a moment, "Fortunately there is no foreign voice", "Mom, listen to my explanation", "Single Typing by hand to show my innocence", he couldn't stop crying.

"I said you can't be immoral... How can you dance..." The newly grown child looked at the girl wearing a high-slit cheongsam on the screen, so charming, his mouth trembled in fright, and his voice trembled, making the first brother of the imperial capital tremble shake.

Touching his cheek to comfort and appease him, his little face was frightened and cold. "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, brother is here."

An Wangjun didn't believe him at all: "Can you still delete the comments? You deleted 123 and 456. What they posted are all these..." The child's black cloud covered the top, and the child's black cloud was overwhelming the city.

Su Yang lightly pinched An Wangjun's face: "If you say you're stupid, you still don't believe me. I can't delete it, but I can add it. Have you forgotten what your biggest cheat is?"

"Huh?" Before An Wangjun could react, Su Yang quickly typed a line and sent it: [Senior Su Yang V: I often hear you hum little love songs on the set, why don't you sing this~]

Su Yang waved his mobile phone in front of An Wangjun, asking for credit: "Is it okay now? I don't believe they will not give me this face."

An Caiji couldn't hold back any longer, and hiccupped while hugging his brother.

While patting him on the back, his brother flashed "Junmei" "Junmei" "Did Junmei cry today? Crying." Junmei is calling like crazy"...

Ouch, it hurts to hold back the laughter hahahahaha, oh, the waist hurts to hold back hahahahahahaha...

The author has something to say:

emmm, I also want to see "the famous scene of soft cute Junmei"

Brother Su probably didn’t know that before, there was a group of pictures on the Internet that were more widely circulated — “Weak Su Su’s Hematemesis Collection”, which were all clips of his blood being abused in his movies. , look like day √

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Gradually, I have to step up the emotional drama, and if it continues slowly, I will probably be the first to go crazy.Ah Cao made a calculation, there will probably be a breakthrough within ten chapters (づ￣3￣)づ