Sailor suit and white sneakers
Chapter 59 Cosmetic Cotton and Lotion
Seeing Mama Li's reaction, the two of them were so shocked that they froze, their expressions stiffened, and they stood there motionless... as if time stood still.
"Why don't you introduce it to your mother?" Li's mother said, dispelling the time stop magic on Li Lanfeng.
Li Lanfeng woke up, took a step sideways, exposed Wang Xiaoxi who was pulled behind him to protect him, and said, "His name is Wang Xiaoxi, mom, let me tell you slowly."
"Hello, Auntie." Wang Xiaoxi was so scared that he wanted to get into the bag in Li Lanfeng's hand. While trying his best to exude a cute and cute temperament, he tried his best to remember whether he had said anything outrageous to Li Lanfeng in the past few minutes, and his face was so panicked. famous.
"Hello." Li's mother nodded slightly, the corners of her lips curled up, and then she turned to Li Lanfeng, with a kind voice that could not be coaxed, "Are you a classmate or a boyfriend?"
Li Lanfeng knew that he couldn't hide it, and seeing his mother's reaction just now seemed to be playful, so he quietly stretched his hand back, grabbed Wang Xiaoxi's wrist, and said, "Boyfriend."
Li's mother stroked the broken hair on her temples leisurely, but she didn't show much surprise, she just blamed and said: "You child, why don't you tell your family when you talk about friends. Mom is not prepared at all."
"Mom...you're not angry with me, are you?" Li Lanfeng carefully confirmed.
"Why am I so angry?" Mother Li asked back, turned around to look around for a moment, raised her finger to a row of small sofas by the floor-to-ceiling windows of the shopping mall, and said calmly, "Let's go over there and have a drink and chat slowly. "
Wang Xiaoxi followed Li Lanfeng and his future mother-in-law into the coffee shop with one hand and one foot, and kept reassuring himself in his heart, "I'm not afraid of Li Lanfeng saying that his parents are very open-minded."
He could feel that Li's mother was not hostile towards him, but coming out is a terrible thing for the vast majority of parents in China, and they didn't prepare for it at all this time, so they went straight to the Shura field, so Wang Xiaoxi still couldn't stop sweating.Out of nervousness, Wang Xiaoxi unconsciously weakened his masculine features in front of Mama Li, and sat down with small steps, with his back straight, his legs stretched side by side and slightly slanted to one side, his hands gently Folded on the legs, the lady makes me feel pity, and I don't see the usual Guan Erye's sitting posture of the big horse with the golden sword.
"Whatever you like to drink, order it yourself." Mother Li ordered a glass of soda, and turned the menu in the direction of the two children.
Wang Xiaoxi had a soft girl's expression with low eyebrows and soft eyes, and said softly: "I want a glass of orange juice, thank you."
Ms. Li looked Wang Xiaoxi up for a while, then turned her face away suddenly, and looked out the window.
Li Lanfeng didn't know what to do, so he quietly stretched his neck to spy on her expression.
Mother Li: "..."
Li Lanfeng: "..."
My mother seems to be... holding back a laugh?
The waiter walked away, and Mother Li turned her face back, showing a see-through smile to Wang Xiaoxi: "Relax, do whatever you want, I've been watching you for a long time."
"Uh...okay." Wang Xiaoxi responded hurriedly, and his sitting posture collapsed a bit, not so rigidly.
"Are you Xiaofeng's classmate? Do you usually live in such a state?" Li's mother asked in a chatty tone, took out a pack of cigarettes from her small handbag, took out a slender one, and asked Wang Xiaoxi for advice, " do you mind?"
"I don't mind!" Wang Xiaoxi not only doesn't mind, but can't wait to rush over to help her order it. After a moment of silence, Wang Xiaoxi remembered that he hadn't answered the question yet, so he replied sternly, "I'm also an alumnus of S University, College of Engineering, and Li Lanfeng. .I don’t usually like this, women’s clothing is one of my hobbies, and I wear it occasionally for fun.”
Mama Li swallowed and nodded, "Yes, I understand."
Li Lanfeng clasped Wang Xiaoxi's hand under the table, and asked anxiously, "Mom, are you really not angry? I don't think you... are surprised at all?"
Mother Li flicked the cigarette ash and said calmly: "I was surprised when I saw those two books under the pillow in your bedroom, so I'm not surprised now."
Li Lanfeng didn't know what to think of, Jun blushed, dumbfounded, lowered his head and poured ice water wildly.
Wang Xiaoxi poked Li Lanfeng curiously: "Book?"
Li Lanfeng blushed and squeezed Wang Xiaoxi's hand, but did not speak.
——Actually, they are two novels. Li Lanfeng has been a straight man for 19 years, and suddenly falls in love with Wang Xiaoxi. He is very curious about various cultures in this circle, so he bought some novels and comics of Danmei Xiang on the Internet to read and play.There are some adult books with discordant content in these books. Part of Li Lanfeng’s purpose was to learn some driving skills extensively, and to have the opportunity to practice with Wang Xiaoxi to gain true knowledge. There are more than in the book... In short, the express delivery cannot be delivered to school during the summer vacation, and his parents never go through his things privately, so Li Lanfeng hid those messy things in the bedroom, but he was discovered unexpectedly.
"The nanny made the bed for you, and she accidentally found it out." Mother Li explained, "But I think this is your privacy, so I put it back for you. I always wanted to wait for you to come to us to confess, but you didn't explain."
Li Lanfeng was so ashamed that he couldn't fart. He drank the ice water in his glass and went to drink from Wang Xiaoxi's glass. He even started shaking his legs in embarrassment, which made the whole table tremble.
"Stop shaking." Li's mother stepped on Li Lanfeng's trembling foot.
Li Lan was shocked.
Seeing that her son was on the verge of collapse, Mama Li was silent for a moment, and then turned to comfort him: "Don't think too much, it's not a big deal, we were just surprised, we just didn't expect it." Smoked a cigarette, smiled nonchalantly, and switched from a noble lady to a big lady in society in a second, "I saw a lot when your father and I were studying abroad together. People held parades with rainbow flags every day. We have long been used to it. I discussed this with your father when you were in junior high."
Li Lanfeng simply didn't know what expression to use to face his mother: "...discuss this?"
Mother Li nodded: "Discuss what we should do if you are gay."
Li Lanfeng looked horrified: "...how did you and my dad think of discussing this?"
Have I been gay without knowing it! ?
Li's mother held her chin and recalled the past: "I remember reading a news at that time, saying that a gay young man was forced into marriage by his family and attempted suicide. At that time, I told your father that this family is too stupid. If my son is gay, I will never interfere with him."
"Mom, you are so..." Li Lanfeng wiped his face fiercely, and was so excited that he was incoherent, "You are so enlightened. I always knew that you are enlightened, but I just didn't expect to be so enlightened."
"It's not called enlightenment, it's called taking it for granted." Mama Li corrected her word for word, aggressively crushing out the cigarette butts, "Sexual orientation is innate and cannot be changed. As parents, we have nothing but support. Other choices. Do you have to force you to break up with the person you like, and then force you to cheat a girl into marriage, so that you will be unhappy for the rest of your life, can you be considered a responsible parent? This kind of concept is simply distorted..."
Next, there will be a 10-minute parenting class for Mrs. Li.
Mama Li deserves to be a successful woman who studied abroad when she was young, and started a business with her husband after returning to China. While loving her son, she also knows how to maintain boundaries, and she has a correct understanding of homosexuality. The concept can be said to be 20 years ahead of the average level of domestic parents.
Seeing that Li Lanfeng and his little boyfriend had been nervous and reserved, Mama Li couldn't help comforting them and helping them to put their minds right.Wang Xiaoxi never expected it to unfold like this. He was so flattered that his eyes were moist and his eye makeup was like a panda. He took the cotton swabs and lotion from Mama Li with tears in his eyes, and was pleasantly surprised to find that Mama Li and himself used the same brand ... There is quite a tacit understanding, and it is difficult to think that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not harmonious!
"If you don't talk, you really can't tell it's a boy," Li's mother looked at her son's little boyfriend carefully, and sighed, "It's prettier than when I was young." Then she turned to Li Lanfeng, "Son, there are two of you A normal photo?"
"Yes." Li Lanfeng hurriedly opened the photo album on the phone called "Bullying the Little Rascal", and slid through the top few restricted photos at the speed of light, and clicked on a normal photo of Wang Xiaoxi in men's clothing to show his mother.
Ms. Li glanced at the photo, glanced at Wang Xiaoxi, repeated this several times, and fairly commented: "Men's clothes are handsome, women's clothes are beautiful, my son has a good eye."
Wang Xiaoxi's face turned red suddenly, and once again showed the bright smile of the landlord's silly girl...
So the matter was settled like this, and since then, Mother Li would occasionally take them out to play when she had free time, in order to spend more time with Wang Xiaoxi, so as to examine Wang Xiaoxi's character and various conditions.After several pleasant meetings, Li's mother basically recognized Wang Xiaoxi's future godson status, and Li's father, who was also psychologically prepared, had no objection to this. Therefore, the last difficulty that needs to be overcome now is Wang Xiaoxi's parents.
"Brother, I know you are afraid of affecting Shen Yan, so I will go to open the way first." Wang Xiaoxi slapped his chest loudly, his face full of pioneering generosity and solemnity, "I will test it on the verge of coming out first, and see what my parents say. Attitude, you just need to help me talk, okay?"
Wang Dahai hummed heavily, and said in a rough voice: "If that kid treats you badly, just say, brother, help you deal with him."
"No," Wang Xiaoxi frowned, and joked mysteriously, "I have a hunch that we are in a happy and happy reunion, and there is no twists and turns in the process, sweet from the beginning to the end. time and space."
"Time and space?" Wang Dahai's head hurts when he heard this culturally rich vocabulary, "What do you mean?"
"The theory of parallel time and space, let me tell you." Wang Xiaoxi sat cross-legged in front of Wang Dahai, and happily repeated to his brother what Li Lanfeng said to himself that night, "There is a hypothesis that..."
"Why don't you introduce it to your mother?" Li's mother said, dispelling the time stop magic on Li Lanfeng.
Li Lanfeng woke up, took a step sideways, exposed Wang Xiaoxi who was pulled behind him to protect him, and said, "His name is Wang Xiaoxi, mom, let me tell you slowly."
"Hello, Auntie." Wang Xiaoxi was so scared that he wanted to get into the bag in Li Lanfeng's hand. While trying his best to exude a cute and cute temperament, he tried his best to remember whether he had said anything outrageous to Li Lanfeng in the past few minutes, and his face was so panicked. famous.
"Hello." Li's mother nodded slightly, the corners of her lips curled up, and then she turned to Li Lanfeng, with a kind voice that could not be coaxed, "Are you a classmate or a boyfriend?"
Li Lanfeng knew that he couldn't hide it, and seeing his mother's reaction just now seemed to be playful, so he quietly stretched his hand back, grabbed Wang Xiaoxi's wrist, and said, "Boyfriend."
Li's mother stroked the broken hair on her temples leisurely, but she didn't show much surprise, she just blamed and said: "You child, why don't you tell your family when you talk about friends. Mom is not prepared at all."
"Mom...you're not angry with me, are you?" Li Lanfeng carefully confirmed.
"Why am I so angry?" Mother Li asked back, turned around to look around for a moment, raised her finger to a row of small sofas by the floor-to-ceiling windows of the shopping mall, and said calmly, "Let's go over there and have a drink and chat slowly. "
Wang Xiaoxi followed Li Lanfeng and his future mother-in-law into the coffee shop with one hand and one foot, and kept reassuring himself in his heart, "I'm not afraid of Li Lanfeng saying that his parents are very open-minded."
He could feel that Li's mother was not hostile towards him, but coming out is a terrible thing for the vast majority of parents in China, and they didn't prepare for it at all this time, so they went straight to the Shura field, so Wang Xiaoxi still couldn't stop sweating.Out of nervousness, Wang Xiaoxi unconsciously weakened his masculine features in front of Mama Li, and sat down with small steps, with his back straight, his legs stretched side by side and slightly slanted to one side, his hands gently Folded on the legs, the lady makes me feel pity, and I don't see the usual Guan Erye's sitting posture of the big horse with the golden sword.
"Whatever you like to drink, order it yourself." Mother Li ordered a glass of soda, and turned the menu in the direction of the two children.
Wang Xiaoxi had a soft girl's expression with low eyebrows and soft eyes, and said softly: "I want a glass of orange juice, thank you."
Ms. Li looked Wang Xiaoxi up for a while, then turned her face away suddenly, and looked out the window.
Li Lanfeng didn't know what to do, so he quietly stretched his neck to spy on her expression.
Mother Li: "..."
Li Lanfeng: "..."
My mother seems to be... holding back a laugh?
The waiter walked away, and Mother Li turned her face back, showing a see-through smile to Wang Xiaoxi: "Relax, do whatever you want, I've been watching you for a long time."
"Uh...okay." Wang Xiaoxi responded hurriedly, and his sitting posture collapsed a bit, not so rigidly.
"Are you Xiaofeng's classmate? Do you usually live in such a state?" Li's mother asked in a chatty tone, took out a pack of cigarettes from her small handbag, took out a slender one, and asked Wang Xiaoxi for advice, " do you mind?"
"I don't mind!" Wang Xiaoxi not only doesn't mind, but can't wait to rush over to help her order it. After a moment of silence, Wang Xiaoxi remembered that he hadn't answered the question yet, so he replied sternly, "I'm also an alumnus of S University, College of Engineering, and Li Lanfeng. .I don’t usually like this, women’s clothing is one of my hobbies, and I wear it occasionally for fun.”
Mama Li swallowed and nodded, "Yes, I understand."
Li Lanfeng clasped Wang Xiaoxi's hand under the table, and asked anxiously, "Mom, are you really not angry? I don't think you... are surprised at all?"
Mother Li flicked the cigarette ash and said calmly: "I was surprised when I saw those two books under the pillow in your bedroom, so I'm not surprised now."
Li Lanfeng didn't know what to think of, Jun blushed, dumbfounded, lowered his head and poured ice water wildly.
Wang Xiaoxi poked Li Lanfeng curiously: "Book?"
Li Lanfeng blushed and squeezed Wang Xiaoxi's hand, but did not speak.
——Actually, they are two novels. Li Lanfeng has been a straight man for 19 years, and suddenly falls in love with Wang Xiaoxi. He is very curious about various cultures in this circle, so he bought some novels and comics of Danmei Xiang on the Internet to read and play.There are some adult books with discordant content in these books. Part of Li Lanfeng’s purpose was to learn some driving skills extensively, and to have the opportunity to practice with Wang Xiaoxi to gain true knowledge. There are more than in the book... In short, the express delivery cannot be delivered to school during the summer vacation, and his parents never go through his things privately, so Li Lanfeng hid those messy things in the bedroom, but he was discovered unexpectedly.
"The nanny made the bed for you, and she accidentally found it out." Mother Li explained, "But I think this is your privacy, so I put it back for you. I always wanted to wait for you to come to us to confess, but you didn't explain."
Li Lanfeng was so ashamed that he couldn't fart. He drank the ice water in his glass and went to drink from Wang Xiaoxi's glass. He even started shaking his legs in embarrassment, which made the whole table tremble.
"Stop shaking." Li's mother stepped on Li Lanfeng's trembling foot.
Li Lan was shocked.
Seeing that her son was on the verge of collapse, Mama Li was silent for a moment, and then turned to comfort him: "Don't think too much, it's not a big deal, we were just surprised, we just didn't expect it." Smoked a cigarette, smiled nonchalantly, and switched from a noble lady to a big lady in society in a second, "I saw a lot when your father and I were studying abroad together. People held parades with rainbow flags every day. We have long been used to it. I discussed this with your father when you were in junior high."
Li Lanfeng simply didn't know what expression to use to face his mother: "...discuss this?"
Mother Li nodded: "Discuss what we should do if you are gay."
Li Lanfeng looked horrified: "...how did you and my dad think of discussing this?"
Have I been gay without knowing it! ?
Li's mother held her chin and recalled the past: "I remember reading a news at that time, saying that a gay young man was forced into marriage by his family and attempted suicide. At that time, I told your father that this family is too stupid. If my son is gay, I will never interfere with him."
"Mom, you are so..." Li Lanfeng wiped his face fiercely, and was so excited that he was incoherent, "You are so enlightened. I always knew that you are enlightened, but I just didn't expect to be so enlightened."
"It's not called enlightenment, it's called taking it for granted." Mama Li corrected her word for word, aggressively crushing out the cigarette butts, "Sexual orientation is innate and cannot be changed. As parents, we have nothing but support. Other choices. Do you have to force you to break up with the person you like, and then force you to cheat a girl into marriage, so that you will be unhappy for the rest of your life, can you be considered a responsible parent? This kind of concept is simply distorted..."
Next, there will be a 10-minute parenting class for Mrs. Li.
Mama Li deserves to be a successful woman who studied abroad when she was young, and started a business with her husband after returning to China. While loving her son, she also knows how to maintain boundaries, and she has a correct understanding of homosexuality. The concept can be said to be 20 years ahead of the average level of domestic parents.
Seeing that Li Lanfeng and his little boyfriend had been nervous and reserved, Mama Li couldn't help comforting them and helping them to put their minds right.Wang Xiaoxi never expected it to unfold like this. He was so flattered that his eyes were moist and his eye makeup was like a panda. He took the cotton swabs and lotion from Mama Li with tears in his eyes, and was pleasantly surprised to find that Mama Li and himself used the same brand ... There is quite a tacit understanding, and it is difficult to think that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not harmonious!
"If you don't talk, you really can't tell it's a boy," Li's mother looked at her son's little boyfriend carefully, and sighed, "It's prettier than when I was young." Then she turned to Li Lanfeng, "Son, there are two of you A normal photo?"
"Yes." Li Lanfeng hurriedly opened the photo album on the phone called "Bullying the Little Rascal", and slid through the top few restricted photos at the speed of light, and clicked on a normal photo of Wang Xiaoxi in men's clothing to show his mother.
Ms. Li glanced at the photo, glanced at Wang Xiaoxi, repeated this several times, and fairly commented: "Men's clothes are handsome, women's clothes are beautiful, my son has a good eye."
Wang Xiaoxi's face turned red suddenly, and once again showed the bright smile of the landlord's silly girl...
So the matter was settled like this, and since then, Mother Li would occasionally take them out to play when she had free time, in order to spend more time with Wang Xiaoxi, so as to examine Wang Xiaoxi's character and various conditions.After several pleasant meetings, Li's mother basically recognized Wang Xiaoxi's future godson status, and Li's father, who was also psychologically prepared, had no objection to this. Therefore, the last difficulty that needs to be overcome now is Wang Xiaoxi's parents.
"Brother, I know you are afraid of affecting Shen Yan, so I will go to open the way first." Wang Xiaoxi slapped his chest loudly, his face full of pioneering generosity and solemnity, "I will test it on the verge of coming out first, and see what my parents say. Attitude, you just need to help me talk, okay?"
Wang Dahai hummed heavily, and said in a rough voice: "If that kid treats you badly, just say, brother, help you deal with him."
"No," Wang Xiaoxi frowned, and joked mysteriously, "I have a hunch that we are in a happy and happy reunion, and there is no twists and turns in the process, sweet from the beginning to the end. time and space."
"Time and space?" Wang Dahai's head hurts when he heard this culturally rich vocabulary, "What do you mean?"
"The theory of parallel time and space, let me tell you." Wang Xiaoxi sat cross-legged in front of Wang Dahai, and happily repeated to his brother what Li Lanfeng said to himself that night, "There is a hypothesis that..."
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