Sailor suit and white sneakers

Li Lanfeng stood firmly at the door of the dormitory, staring at Gao Xiang who was blowing his nose, his eyes were very bright.

Gao Xiang was taken aback, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Li Lanfeng's passionate gaze moved from Gao Xiang's right hand, which was wiping his nose, to his left hand holding two spare tissues, and then to the two tissue balls at his feet, and said slowly, "Five."

Gao Xiang's ugly face was blank: "Huh?"

Li Lanfeng said mechanically, "You used five pieces of paper from me."

Gao Xiang stretched his neck like a goose, and repeated in puzzlement: "It took you five pieces of paper?"

Li Lan smiled bluntly: "Yes, don't you understand Chinese?"

——In the few days when Wang Xiaoxi first revealed his identity, Li Lanfeng was depressed, in a bad mood, and he was full of black air. Even Gao Xiang, who always takes pleasure in being annoying, didn't dare to make trouble for Li Lanfeng, he was a normal person for a few days, he stopped soaking Gu in a basin with stinky socks, and when he got up in the morning, he would walk lightly and not disturb others Clearing my dream, I was dissatisfied with farting when playing the game voice, Li Lanfeng said something and said something in a weird way... Li Lanfeng had accumulated enough anger, but Gao Xiang retracted into the shell and hid it in advance, Li Lanfeng sharpened his teeth around I searched for this naked bastard, but I couldn't find a place to put my mouth on it.

Originally, Li Lanfeng thought of not making excuses at all, and picked an auspicious day to suffocate with a punch, but Ding Yu and Zhou Zheng, who knew the ins and outs of the matter, helped Li Lanfeng think of an idea—Gao Xiang's habit of taking advantage of small things was deeply rooted, so Speaking of daily necessities such as toilet paper and shampoo, he has hardly bought them by himself in the past six months, so Li Lanfeng can let Gao Xiang take advantage of it, and then use this as a excuse to reprimand him and beat him, which can make Gao Xiang both beaten and suffocated.

Therefore, in the past two days, Li Lanfeng was like a hunter laying food on the forest path to lure wild boars into the trap. After getting better, I gradually relaxed my guard. I didn't think much about eating snail noodles and eating spicy food just now, so I went straight to rubbing paper.

"Give me back the five pieces of paper." Li Lanfeng stretched out his hand expressionlessly.

"Ah?" Gao Xiang was stunned for a moment, and then he pulled out a cheeky smile, "Isn't it just a few pieces of paper? Why don't you?"

Li Lanfeng said with a sullen face, "As for."

Gao Xiang cut it, turned around and opened Zhou Zheng's cabinet door very naturally, found a pack of new paper towels from Zhou Zheng's messy cabinet in a second, unpacked and tore five pieces of paper and slapped them on Li Lanfeng's desk, his face full of tears. Contemptuously said: "Repay you and pay you back."

Zhou Zheng, who was regarded as air, was almost in awe of Gao Xiang: "...my cabinet is so messy, I can't find it by myself faster than you."

Gao Xiang, who knew all about the distribution of his roommate's belongings, was a little complacent when he heard that, rubbing his nose and laughing twice.

As the saying goes, people are shameless and invincible...

Li Lanfeng took out a measuring tape from his trouser pocket with a sense of play, measured Zhou Zheng's paper, and then his own paper, saying: "It is 1 cm narrower than mine, and the weight of each sheet is [-] cm." Definitely different."

This time even the stingy Gao Xiang was overwhelmed by Li Lanfeng's sarcasm: "Fuck, aren't you?"

Li Lanfeng raised his eyebrows, and said with a half-smile: "Fuck me? Who's the fuck? What's the object?"

Gao Xiang: "..."

Isn't Li Lanfeng crazy?

Li Lanfeng took a step forward, his dark eyes fixed on Gao Xiang: "Do you want me to teach you how to speak human?"

"Hehe." Seeing that the situation was not good, Gao Xiang turned his head and wanted to go out of the dormitory, "Isn't it just a few pieces of paper, I don't have the same knowledge as you."

"A few pieces of paper?" Li Lanfeng sneered, his tone became dangerous, "I don't know how much trouble you have caused others in the past six months?"

Gao Xiang paused, as if he wanted to argue with Li Lanfeng, but thinking that he didn't make sense at all, he gave up the theory and continued walking outside.Seeing this, Li Lanfeng clamped Gao Xiang's shoulders and yanked him back. Gao Xiang staggered back. Zhou Zheng and Ding Yu, who could have reached out to help him, stepped aside tacitly. Everyone's faces were filled with joy. Smiling, the atmosphere is as joyous as the common people watching the hero punish the bully in a costume drama.

Gao Xiang fell to the ground and knocked over a kettle. Warm water gurgled out from the kettle, making Gao Xiang, who was sitting in the water, look extraordinarily embarrassed.

Gao Xiang was stunned for a moment, and then hissed loudly: "Fuck your mother, you are crazy!"

Thinking about Gao Xiang who has been taking advantage of small pockets for more than ten years, he must be proficient in eating and drinking cards, and his face is as solid as gold. How could he think that today he would be planted on five thin sheets of toilet paper?

Therefore, Gao Xiang, who always only makes others feel wronged and suffocated, at this moment, he actually felt the feeling of being wronged and suffocated by himself.

"Try to swear in front of me again?" Li Lanfeng leaned over and grabbed Gao Xiang by the collar and picked him up.

His aura was too terrifying, Gao Xiang was thinking whether to give in first, but Li Lanfeng didn't give him a chance, and as soon as he finished speaking, he punched Gao Xiang heavily on the cheekbone.Gao Xiang was in pain, and raised his hand to grab Li Lanfeng's face, but Li Lanfeng let go of his collar and took a step back to avoid most of the attacks, then raised his long legs and kicked Gao Xiang's stomach, Gao Xiang was completely crushed Kicked and flew out, screaming in pain and rolling down in the water again, completely powerless to fight back.

At this time, Zhou Zheng or Ding Yu applauded a few times, Gao Xiang gasped in pain, didn't care who was applauding, he just covered his stomach with one hand and covered his face with the other, moaning.

Li Lanfeng punched and kicked with all his strength, full of turbidity, stepped on the water and walked to Gao Xiang's side, kicked Gao Xiang's calf lightly like a dead dog, and said word by word: "I will beat you today!" In fact, it’s because you know what’s in your mind, I will pay for the medical expenses, but in the next three years, if you dare to make the three of us even a little bit unhappy, it won’t be solved by a beating. If you don’t believe in evil, you can try it. .”

What he said was not purely a threat. Gao Xiang is a poor student from other places, and he has no one to rely on here, while Li Lanfeng's parents are both in business locally, and they have considerable connections and power. Parents who make a little trouble can easily settle it locally.It's just that Li Lanfeng has always looked down on the kind of prodigal son who goes out to make trouble and go home to hug his parents' thighs, so he seldom gets into trouble. This time he was really angry with Gao Xiang, and he couldn't do without beating him up.

After finishing his harsh words, Li Lanfeng turned around and strode out of the dormitory, slamming the door heavily.

That night, Wang Xiaoxi was having dinner with his roommates in the cafeteria. He was enjoying himself by scrolling through Weibo with chopsticks in one hand, when his phone buzzed suddenly, and it was Li Lanfeng who sent a WeChat message.

Li Lanfeng: "Where is the baby? Are you busy?"

Wang Xiaoxi's body was shocked, his back straightened, and he replied in seconds: "Eat in the cafeteria, I'm not busy."

Li Lanfeng sent a 302 yuan red envelope and said, "It's just right, my baby will buy me a meal and a box of trauma ointment, thank you. I'm in room [-] of the City Love Hotel opposite the school."

Baobao Wang hurriedly said: "Brother, you are too polite, you are welcome, I will buy it right away and send it to you."

Li Lanfeng: "...don't ask me why I want trauma ointment?"

Wang Xiaoxi immediately spoke in a soft and waxy tone: "I was just about to ask, isn't this slow typing? Are you injured? Where is the injury? Is it serious?"

Li Lanfeng was barely satisfied, and replied: "It's not a big deal if the corner of the mouth is broken a little, I got into a fight with someone."

Wang Xiaoxi sent false concern again: "Who did you fight with? Why did you fight? Are you okay?"

Li Lanfeng's little heart was soothed, and he said happily: "You come here first and then we can talk."

Wang Xiaoxi said crisply and authentically: "Okay brother, go there right away."

Three roommates: "..."

"I'll run an errand for him." Wang Xiaoxi got up.

The simple and honest bedroom head Liu: "Be careful."

Wang Xiaoxi was amused: "I'm a man, so be careful about your safety."

Zhang Ye said worriedly: "He has come to accompany you to class every day for the past few days. I observed it and felt that he is not normal to you."

"I'm really not alone!" Li Yichen slapped Zhang Ye's thigh, and excitedly squeezed it twice, "I also think he looks at Xiaoxi in the wrong way!"

Zhang Ye shrank his legs silently, deeply convinced: "There is a perverted desire in it."

Wang Xiaoxi: "...You guys are really big brains, you can write novels, he must be a straight man, otherwise how could he have been fooled in the first place?"

"There is an orientation in this world that is bisexual." Zhang Ye beeped softly.

"No, I have to hurry up, or I will have my revenge again." Wang Xiaoxi didn't listen carefully to what Zhang Ye said, glanced at the phone, and rushed to buy food and medicine under the worried eyes of his roommates' old father looking at his daughter .

Twenty minutes later, Wang Xiaoxi appeared in front of the luxurious presidential room of City Love Hotel with his belongings.

The author has something to say:

Li Lanfeng (reading the notebook): You said that you wanted me to hug you and sing to you to lull you to sleep. Let's settle this account today! ╰(*°▽°*)╯