Sailor suit and white sneakers

Wang Xiaoxi, who didn't think about the basics at all, had no doubts about him, and just floated obediently, with his heart like an ancient well without waves.On the other side, Li Yuancao was so excited that his blood pressure surged, and his temples were throbbing. Just at this moment, he found that Wang Xiaoxi's glistening swimming trunks had surfaced again, and was rising and falling with the waves right under his nose. , playing lively!Li Yuancao felt as if she heard their silver bell-like laughter!

I have no intention of grabbing them and rubbing them a hundred times!Li Lanfeng roared in his heart, and suddenly a hot current rushed through his nasal cavity.

"I feel like I won't sink if you let go now...Huh?" Wang Xiaoxi turned his head and was surprised to find a bright red drop in the water.

Li Lanfeng held his nose and rushed ashore.

The moment he rushed ashore, the beautiful girl who was standing on the shore, who was rarely seen in S Dali, just happened to launch into the water near them.

"..." Wang Xiaoxi looked at Li Lanfeng with extremely complicated eyes.

Li Lanfeng's face was flushed, he covered Tick's bloody nose with one hand, and took out a bath towel from his bag with the other and wrapped it around his waist in a hurry. Seeing this, Wang Xiaoxi followed him ashore, grabbed a small piece of tissue, twisted it into a long and thin roll, and stepped forward. Step by step, he pushed away Li Lanfeng's hand covering his nose, and gently stuffed the tissue into Li Lanfeng's bleeding left nostril. When stuffing the tissue, his fingers accidentally brushed Li Lanfeng's lips, and the distance between his body and Li Lanfeng was only about five centimeters.

Wang Xiaoxi raised his face and asked with concern, "Brother, are you alright?"

Li Lanfeng was obsessed with ghosts, his Adam's apple was rolling up and down and panting heavily, and a small piece of paper at the end of the paper towel roll stuffed in his nostrils was not rolled properly, and was blown by Li Lanfeng's rough airflow, fluttering in waves like a hada in the wind, Wang Xiaoxi glimpsed this In one scene, he laughed out loud, a pair of lovely round eyes bent from a full moon into a crescent boat, and two cute little pears touched Li Lanfeng's sensitive nerves without knowing it.

As a result, Li Lanfeng's right nostril was also bleeding.

This scene can probably rank among the TOP3 embarrassing scenes in Li Lanfeng's life.

And TOP2 and TOP1 are respectively the scene where the chasing boy Li Lanfeng chases Wang Xiaoxi to the women's restroom, and the scene where the heartbroken boy Li Lanfeng learns that Wang Xiaoxi is a boy and slips on the floor in grief.

Yes, as a lucky man who has been going smoothly for half of his life, Li Lanfeng's TOP3 scenes of embarrassment in life are all thanks to Wang Xiaoxi.

Li Lanfeng's mind was blank, and he fell into self-doubt. After a while, he explained dryly: "Recently... I'm a little angry."

"I understand, I understand, boy, sometimes I can't control it, it's not ashamed, and no one sees it." Wang Xiaoxi comforted him softly, then grabbed some paper and stuffed Li Lanfeng's other nose, while showing a "All men understand" smile.

Swimming obviously couldn't go on anymore, Li Lanfeng had paper rolls stuck in both nostrils, went to the locker room to change in despair, after changing, he didn't even dare to look at Wang Xiaoxi again, and ran out of the locker room as if fleeing for his life.

Wang Xiaoxi stood alone in the locker room with a dazed face, searching for Li Lanfeng while deflated the shark's swimming ring, completely unaware of what he did wrong, why Li Lanfeng disappeared without even saying hello .

Could it be that I was in a hurry to go back to take revenge? I saw something embarrassing... Wang Xiaoxi thought anxiously.

However, to Wang Xiaoxi's surprise, since the swimming incident, Li Lanfeng hasn't troubled him for several days in a row, didn't call him, and didn't move on WeChat. Suddenly the world evaporated.

At first Wang Xiaoxi was very flustered, always wondering if Li Lanfeng was secretly holding his revenge magic book and chanting the big move, but he didn't dare to poke Li Lanfeng to ask what happened, for fear of hitting the gun.So Wang Xiaoxi quietly watched Li Lanfeng's Weibo to spy on the enemy's situation, but Li Lanfeng really didn't post any Weibo related to Wang Xiaoxi in the past few days, only some unintelligible venting and eccentric daily life.

such as.

--"I am dead."

——"Ahh! What to do!"

——"Be sober, maybe I need to be shocked."

Another example.

——"I'm hungry, have a late-night snack, and the light in the dormitory is blurry for taking selfies." The accompanying picture shows a pile of skewers spread on a plastic bag, and an electric mosquito coil is placed next to the skewers.

——"I bought a new dress, and the upper body effect is not bad." The accompanying picture is a headphone winder in the shape of a fishbone, and a headphone cable is wound around the fishbone in a very regular way.

——"I went to the lake to relax today, and I feel like I have figured out something. Another: the sun is good, and the selfie effect is very good." The accompanying picture is a tape measure, which is placed on the grass by the Lake of Lover.

Wang Xiaoxi, who comes to spy on Li Lanfeng's Weibo every day, is completely at a loss: "..."

In short, it was crazy, and it was very crazy.

That night, Li Lanfeng turned over the last page of "Studies on Homosexuality" in his hand, rubbed his sore brows, and climbed down from the upper bunk. Under his pillow, there was also an almost new "On the Psychological Causes of Homosexuality" and others".

Obviously Li Yuancao spent the past few days researching himself very thoroughly!

After the battle at the swimming pool, Li Lanfeng had slight doubts about his own orientation. After all, no straight man would have such a big reaction to another man's body, no!So Li Lanfeng went to the library and borrowed two books urgently to recharge his batteries. He read them more seriously than the books in professional courses, and came to the conclusion that he might be potentially bisexual.

But having said that, Li Lanfeng can figure it out on his own even if he doesn’t read the book, because although he has been forcing himself to think less about Wang Xiaoxi these days, he even copied nearly [-] GB of bad island country movies from Ding Yu to wake him up. Straight to the heart, but Wang Xiaoxi's face, body, and the replays of those cute little movements still stubbornly break into Li Lanfeng's mind from time to time.Therefore, when watching small island movies, Li Lanfeng can't help but replace the actor's face with Wang Xiaoxi's face in his head. After watching a few movies like this, poor Li Yuancao not only failed to straighten himself, but bent Even more powerful.

In the end, the desperate Li Yuancao tried to recall his anger towards Wang Xiaoxi, a liar in love, by flipping through the notebook, but flipping through...

Damn, it's a little sweet, Li Lanfeng closed the notebook with a slam, his face black as coal.

After thinking for a while, Li Lanfeng opened his notebook again, and wrote down a new revenge: "On X/X, 20XX, it seems that he broke me."

It was already ten o'clock in the evening after finishing "Studies on Homosexuality". Li Lanfeng got out of bed and took out a big box from the closet, wanting not to think about these things for the time being.

Inside the big cardboard box is a small astronomical telescope, which was bought by Li Lanfeng when he was in high school. It used to be placed on the balcony of his home. The stars can always make Li Lan calm down a lot.Because it is a small astronomical telescope that can be easily bought online, the telescope body is not big and weighs only ten kilograms. It is very convenient to carry and install. This time, Li Lanfeng has been addicted to online dating since the beginning of school and brought it back to school. Put it back together.

Li Lanfeng picked up the big box, went to the balcony and sat down cross-legged, took out the parts one by one for maintenance and assembled them, he lowered his head, concentrating on the work at hand, a few strands of drooping forehead hair covered his handsome eyebrows and eyes A little, but it makes him look better.

After the lens tube and bracket were installed, Li Lanfeng straightened his waist and prepared to install the lens tube on the bracket. When he lowered his head and looked up, he happened to see a certain balcony door on the fourth floor of the opposite dormitory building being pushed open. The figure walked to the balcony carrying a basin of washed clothes.Li Lanfeng raised his eyebrows, and his heart, which had been forcibly suppressed for the past few days, became restless again. He stood up, folded his arms on the railing, rested his chin on his arms, and stood on the balcony on the fifth floor looking condescendingly at the clothes drying clothes. Wang Xiaoxi was in a very complicated mood.

On the other side, Wang Xiaoxi whistled and happily shook out the clothes one by one and hung them up.

They can hang clothes inside and outside the dormitory. Wang Xiaoxi is used to hanging the large men's clothes worn outside on the balcony to dry, and hanging underwear, socks and women's clothes inside to dry.While hanging out to dry, Wang Xiaoxi suddenly felt chills down his spine, and had an ominous premonition similar to that of a small animal being targeted by a predator. Wang Xiaoxi, who had degenerated from a deadly poisonous scorpion into a small poisonous mushroom, frowned, and used the discarded cloth on the back of his buttocks. Li Lanfeng's radar turned into a poisonous needle stood up, a pair of clever eyeballs turned around anxiously, seeking the wind, and successfully caught a familiar gaze when the line of sight turned to a certain angle——Li Lanfeng was Standing on a certain balcony on the fifth floor of the dormitory building opposite, staring at him intently.

Wang Xiaoxi, who had been vigilant for several days in a row, so his vigilance was greatly relaxed, was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he almost knelt down on the spot!

Wang Xiaoxi made a professional smirk tremblingly, waved to Li Lanfeng, and called out, "Brother...brother."

Whether you can hear is not the most important thing, the most important thing is sincerity.

With a straight face, Li Lanfeng waved his hand majestically towards Wang Xiaoxi, and then he squatted down, as if picking up something from the ground.

Concubine Wang Guifei was timidly thinking whether to send a WeChat greeting to the Holy One, when she saw Li Lan straighten up abruptly and then raised her right hand, picking up an astronomical telescope like a grenade launcher!

Wang Xiaoxi screamed in embarrassment: "What are you doing!?"

The corners of Li Lanfeng's lips curled up, and he put the binoculars in front of his eyes with both hands, aiming at Wang Xiaoxi, who was huddled together on the balcony, with the lens barrel that hadn't switched the ground eyepiece at all, and pretended to be watching.

Wang Xiaoxi was so frightened that he scrambled and rushed back to the dormitory. He even dropped the laundry tub on the balcony. As soon as he entered the room, he quickly closed the balcony door and quickly drew the curtains.After the curtains were drawn, Wang Xiaoxi quietly opened a corner of the curtains, revealing half of his face to observe Li Lanfeng's movements, just like a little mushroom poking out half of its canopy from the crypt to observe the movements of the little mushroom picking girl !

At this time, Wang Xiaoxi's cell phone vibrated, and he quickly put down the curtains and ran to check the cell phone.

On the screen was a message from Li Lanfeng: "Come out."

The author has something to say:

Li Lanfeng: If you can’t buy old-fashioned mosquito coils, use electric mosquito coils instead. They are all mosquito coils anyway. :)