return of the king

"Dafu, I miss you, come back soon~~"

Cao Zuo couldn't help shivering when a disgusting voice came from the phone that was talking.

"What do you mean 'come back'?! My home is here!"

"Dafu...I will go back soon, you have to think about me, you can't steal when I'm not around~"

The mature male voice deliberately pretended to be a coquettish woman, and even drew the last note very long.

"Shut up! Call me Cao Zuo!! Don't think I don't know, you will return to China because of business development needs, don't say it is all for me!" Cao Zuo roared angrily.

It's been a long time since he was called that by others. Every time Cao Zuo hears this name, he thinks of the sad past and lost children.

The man who was still laughing suddenly changed his tone and said in a serious voice: "pokenFace!"

When Cao Zuo heard this, his face became even darker.

At this time, poker face was suddenly mentioned, and I also knew that the way I spoke just now was just a test by this man.

"Poker face ass, you are the least qualified to say this, your expression is the most abundant, are you embarrassed to say me?!"

"My expression is indeed very rich, but that is my disguise. Can you see what I really think from my changing expression?"

"..." Cao Zuo was speechless.

He really couldn't see what Andre was thinking a lot of the time.

But that's because of Andre's brain damage, what he thought was definitely not something normal people could think of!

"Oh, Dafu, I told you that you are not qualified to 'go out of the mountains', but you insist on running back." The man sighed in a foolish manner again.

Even if Cao Zuo hadn't seen Andre's expression with his own eyes, he knew how much he deserved to be beaten, because he had seen him many times when he was with him abroad!

"Hmph, you didn't even see my face, how do you know that my expression and tone of voice are the same?" Cao Zuo challenged.

"...I learned to fight back, is it because I saw that man?"

"I've seen it five times." Cao Zuo said honestly.

Andrea is his military adviser, and his battle plan needs Andrea's guidance, so he doesn't need to hide it.

Andre was lying on the bed, holding the phone between his shoulders and cheeks, and asked lazily, "I've seen you five times, where are you going?"

"Kiss..." And it was the kiss that had to be carried out during the second meeting "returning" the wine.

"Very good, kissing...kissing?!"

Andre suddenly rose by twenty or thirty decibels, almost deafing one ear of Cao Zuo, whose ear was close to the phone.

"Ah... it's a kiss."

Andre cursed bitterly: "You're stupid, you've met five times, and you're still just kissing?!"

"There's no one who would have sex as soon as they meet." Cao Zuo muttered in a low voice.

Although the methods Andrea came up with are very good, some methods are too extreme.For example, Andrea locked him in his room and only gave him a bowl of porridge every day, forcing him to lose weight.

Later, after Andrew released him, he forced him to watch a lot of horror movies with bleeding and severed limbs, which made him unable to eat. As a result, he lost his appetite when he thought of those movies now.

"Don't you want a quick fix? It's been a while, when will you make him fall in love with you?!"

"It's not like having sex to form love." Cao Zuo couldn't help retorting.

"Okay, I'm really angry. Do you really think that there is still platonic love? Just like you do things timidly, I'm afraid you haven't made him fall in love with you after he gets married! Are you going to wait for him Continue to seduce him after marriage, and then abandon him?"

Andre, who firmly believed that Cao Zuo would not be a third party, used aggressive methods.

Cao Zuo gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I will find a chance next time we meet..."

Andrea nodded in satisfaction, "It's not too bad. Remember to prepare the condom. But don't forget that you haven't had the operation yet. If you come to me crying and tell me you're pregnant, I won't care about you."

"..."

Andrea went abroad when he was very young, and grew up abroad, so Cao Zuo could understand that he was very open.But his often undisguised explicit words still gave Cao Zuo a headache.

And... when the word pregnancy was mentioned, Cao Zuo couldn't help but think of that undesired child.

Cao Zuo's silence reminded Andre of something, and he comforted him: "You have said that you are the one who has no destiny with that child. If he really has a destiny with you, he will come back next time you are pregnant."

Andre knew that it takes about [-] days for the fetus to reach the adult form, and the two-month-old fetus does not actually have the human form, so when Cao Zuo had a miscarriage, the child was not yet in the adult form.

But Andrew didn't dare to say this, he was afraid that Cao Zuo would be angry, and even more afraid that Cao Zuo would be sad.

"Yes, the child will come back to me next time." Cao Zuo comforted himself.

That's why he refused to have an operation, because only then could he conceive again and give birth to a child.

Andrea thought of something, and warned, "Dafu, wake up, don't get pregnant with Zhou Lixi, a scumbag's child, his child must be a bad thing! Do you want to hurt yourself even more?"

Fearing that Cao Zuo would intentionally use a condom to get pregnant, Andre reminded him in fear.

Cao Zuo laughed and said, "Are you kidding me? I don't want to bear that uncomfortable feeling again."

Pregnant with Zhou Lixi's child but afraid that he would treat him as a monster, he didn't want to try again.

After confirming that Cao Zuo didn't intend to do something stupid, Andre said with a smile again: "Baby Dafu, since you want a child, how about letting me be the other father of the child? After all, I am also your first love!"

"Andrea, we are good friends, and I don't want to do anything that will spoil our friendship." Cao Zuo said seriously.

Although the tone of Andre's joke didn't seem to be serious, but if this kind of joke was played too much, it would inevitably make people suspicious.Not wanting to lose his rare good friend Andre, Cao Zuo had no choice but to say it plainly.

Andrea laughed loudly, "Hahaha!! Cao Zuo, you've been fooled, you've finally been deceived by me! You actually believe such a lie, you are really easy to deceive."

"Andre..." Cao Zuo cried out worriedly.

Although he often couldn't tell which of Andre's words were true and which were false, he was sure of one thing, that is, whenever Andre called him Cao Zuo, it meant that he was guilty and afraid. when.

"I managed to turn a fat and ugly man into a handsome man, but in the end I was raised by someone else for nothing. I'm so sad, please let me be quiet."

After speaking, Andre immediately hung up the phone.

Andre seemed to have a choked tone when he spoke at the end. Cao Zuo was very worried about him, but he said to be quiet, so Cao Zuo didn't dare to call back.

If Andre really liked him, then he must have been very sad when Andre offered advice. After all, those methods were the way to get him close to Zhou Lixi and make Zhou Lixi fall in love with him.

But without Andre's support, he could only hide from Zhou Lixi with resentment and grief, and would never be able to take a step of revenge.

In fact, Andre might be right when he said that they were first love.If he hadn't met Andre and learned something, Cao Zuo would have thought that his first love was Zhou Lixi, and that his first friend was Zhou Lixi.

When Andrea was in kindergarten, he and Cao Dafu were in the same school. On the day they met, Andrea went to Cao Dafu's house. As a result, Andrea's parents returned to China the next day and took him away.

Cao Dafu, who has not yet confirmed his friendship, thought that he had never made friends before, but he did not expect that Andre had already regarded him as a friend and still remembered his name.

On the first day Cao Dafu went to study abroad, he met Andre. Andre saw his huge size and heard that his name was Cao Dafu. He immediately realized that the friend who went to the other's house when he was a child should be him. .

To be honest, Cao Dafu didn't really remember such a person, but he had heard from his parents and grandfather that he brought a classmate home when he was in kindergarten.

But at that time they had no impression of what Cao Dafu was playing.

At first, Cao Dafu didn't believe what Andre, the "prodigal son", said. In order to prove what he said, Andre also said that he had seen him hide and cry.

When Cao Dafu heard this, he immediately turned his head in shame.

Since then, Andre has surrounded Cao Dafu all day long.

Cao Dafu originally thought that he had other plans, but after thinking that he had not planned for Andre, he decided to try to be friends with him.

Facts proved that Cao Dafu's original decision was right. Andrea taught him a lot of things and forced him to lose weight. He successfully changed his appearance and made him look like a different person.Even the name "Cao Zuo" after he changed his name was also chosen with Andre's help.

Of course, it is true that the "Cao Zuo" chosen by Andrea, who thought his original name "Dafu" was a good name, was not much better.

Cao Dafu, who was enlightened by Andre, an old fried dough stick, thought about it later, which child didn't cry secretly when he was a child.Only then did he realize that he had been tricked by Andrea.

But Cao Zuo, who had completely trusted Andre now, thought about it, what Andre said must be true, because he didn't say anything, but Andre knew about his bisexuality!

The guy said he knew about it as a kid.

God, how did the other party find out about him when he was a child?Cao Dafu had no impression at all!