return of the king
Chapter 176 Drinking Too Much Water
Dafu told Zhou Lixi that he hoped that the female secretary would not send the materials, so Zhou Lixi specially called the secretary-general to come over.
Dafu did this not only because the female secretary loves to tease him, but also because women are naturally gossipy. He thought that if another man came over, he would not be interested in their affairs.
Of course, this is Dafu's idea, but he is destined to make a mistake, because among Zhou Lixi's five secretaries, the most gossip is not the only female secretary, but the male secretary who leads the other four!
"President Zhou is very happy today."
The words of the Secretary-General are affirmative rather than interrogative.
"Is it so obvious?" Zhou Lixi asked with a smile.
"It is clear."
The Secretary-General answered truthfully.
Since he came in, Zhou Lixi kept smiling. Even when he said that sentence, instead of blaming him, Zhou Lixi asked him a question, which surprised the Secretary-General.
He was very glad that he was the one who came today, because Mr. Zhou's smile is not easy to see!
idiot!
Dafu, who was sitting on the sofa in the study and using a laptop to handle official business, saw Zhou Lixi's smirk, and secretly complained in his heart.
He'd already said to take back the words about trying to date, but seeing someone didn't take it to heart.
After thinking about it, and confirming that Zhou Lixi's tolerance is extraordinary today, the secretary-general decided to ask a question.
"The subordinates are very curious. What makes Mr. Zhou happy?"
In order to show respect for Zhou Lixi during the questioning, the secretary-general deliberately used the self-proclaimed "subordinate" so that Zhou Lixi would not think that his attitude was bad and misunderstand that he was questioning him.
Zhou Lixi didn't answer, but looked in the direction of Dafu.
The Secretary-General followed Zhou Lixi's gaze to look at Dafu, nodded and said clearly: "I understand, congratulations to Mr. Zhou for getting what he wanted."
Hearing this, Dafu, who had been staring at the laptop screen, finally couldn't help but look up at the Secretary-General: "What do you know, he didn't answer you at all!"
He also used that weird voice to say congratulations for getting what he wanted, the bad habit is not disgusting!
The secretary-general looked at Dafu and pointed in Zhou Lixi's direction.
Dafu looked over and gave Zhou Lixi a fiery gaze.
He lowered his head in frustration, pretending to look at the screen and buried himself in the open laptop, feeling ashamed and angry.
Zhou Lixi looked at him like this, can the secretary-general not understand? !
"Cough!" Zhou Lixi pretended to cough a few times, and said to the secretary-general with a serious face, "You should go, remember to take the documents."
Remind him to take the files away because he doesn't want him to come back and disturb their world of two.
"Yes."
Before the secretary-general left, Zhou Lixi gave him a stare, which seemed to mean: Look, you made Dafu angry!
After leaving with the documents, the Secretary-General dared not say a word of complaint.
Obviously, the person who made Dafu angry was Mr. Zhou, so why put the blame on him?woo woo~~
Hearing the sound of closing the door outside, and making sure that the secretary-general had left, Zhou Lixi smiled and said to Dafu, "Dafu, pour water~"
Dafu rolled his eyes, put down his hand and walked over.
When he got closer, he found that there was still water in the kettle on the table.
In this way, there is no need for him to go out to open the water, but the cup Zhou Lixi wants to drink is out of water. Zhou Lixi is right, all he has to do when he comes over is to pour water for him!
Zhou Lixi can do such small things by himself!
"Don't overdo it!"
It's true that he decided to do his duty, but he doesn't have to help with everything, does he?
Zhou Lixi reached out and pushed on the table, and the swivel chair slid out.
He reached out and pulled Dafu onto his lap to sit down.
scare!
Before the swivel chair came to a complete stop, Zhou Lixi pulled him, and he fell on Zhou Lixi, and the swivel chair shook even more, so frightened that Dafu's heart almost stopped beating.
This is a very dangerous movement, if the swivel chair that shakes greatly cannot bear the weight of the two of them and breaks down.
Zhou Lixi kissed Dafu's shocked face.
"Don't worry, I'm with you."
"Accompany your sister! If the two of us are injured, how can you pay for it!"
Dafu came back to his senses, and glared at Zhou Lixi fiercely.
Seeing Dafu's fierce appearance and hearing his angry voice cursing, Zhou Lixi was relieved.
Such great fortune is his great fortune!
Dafu suddenly became obedient, and he was very uncomfortable.
Zhou Lixi looked enjoying, Dafu sneered and said: "I think you are a bitch, if you don't beat or scold you, you will feel uncomfortable and something is wrong, right?!"
Dafu sees through Zhou Lixi's thoughts.
"Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Your beating and scolding are both deep love for me. How can I not accept it?"
"roll!"
Dafu covered Zhou Lixi's face that was trying to kiss him again with one hand, and quickly stood up.
Seeing the injury on Zhou Lixi's foot, recalling what happened just now, the fierce Dafu immediately became very worried.
"I didn't get a cut when I sat down just now?"
"No."
Zhou Lixi raised his injured foot and moved it a few times in front of Dafu, expressing that his foot was fine.
"You are not allowed to do such a dangerous action next time!"
Knowing that Zhou Lixi's feet were fine, Dafu put his hips on his hips to teach him a lesson.
Of course, in Zhou Lixi's eyes, Dafu's appearance as a wicked woman is still very cute.
Zhou Lixi looked at Dafu with blue eyes, wishing he could eat him right away.
But his foot was injured, not to mention that he couldn't catch up with the fleeing Dafu, seeing his injury, Dafu would definitely not consider doing it with him.
"Alas, what a pity..."
Zhou Lixi shook his head and sighed.
"What a pity?"
Dafu asked strangely.
"It's a pity that my foot is hurt and I can't 'hold' you."
Dafu: "..."
Zhou Lixi's words made Dafu's face turn blue, white, and red for a while, which was wonderful.
He thought that Zhou Lixi could say something serious, but he felt sorry for this kind of thing. He really is a wolf, and his lust does not change!
Thinking about it, Dafu gritted his teeth and walked to the sofa and sat down.
"Bang bang bang~"
He picked up his hand and put it on his lap, tapping the keyboard fiercely to vent his anger.
He couldn't vent his anger on the wounded, so he could only vent on the computer Zhou Lixi gave him.
Zhou Lixi looked at Dafu aggrieved.
He would rather be that computer that was caressed by Dafu!
It's a pity that Dafu didn't understand his desire to be abused.
"Dafu, I want to go to the toilet..."
Zhou Lixi begged full of expectation.
"You have a good idea! You only had sex 15 minutes ago!!"
He had just joined the office before the Secretary-General came, and it was only a little bit. It was obvious from a glance that he wanted him to do those things and asked for it on purpose.
The Secretary-General had only been here for a few minutes, and as soon as he left, Zhou Lixi had to go to the bathroom again. Why did he have to urinate so much!
"But I really want to go to..."
"Do not believe!"
Seeing that Dafu didn't raise his head to talk to him, Zhou Lixi also knew that there was little hope.
Seeing that there was still half a jug of water on the table, he had a flash of inspiration and directly picked up the jug to fill it.
"Dafu..."
"Stop arguing, I told you, I don't believe it!"
"No, I just want you to bring me another pot of water."
Daifuku "..."
Dafu thought that Zhou Lixi was lying to him, because the pot of water was still half full when he left just now, but it was really gone.
Without thinking too much, he poured another pot of boiling water for Zhou Lixi.
Not long after, at Zhou Lixi's request, he went to get another pot of water.
Next, Zhou Lixi really had to go to the toilet frequently, and Dafu's face became darker and darker every time.
After Zhou Lixi went to the toilet seven times in two hours, Dafu finally couldn't bear to say threatening words.
"Mr. Zhou, do you know what you call it? Frequent urination!
Frequent urination is a manifestation of kidney deficiency. For the sake of the rest of my life and the good genes of my children, I think I have to think carefully about the relationship between the two of us! "
Seeing that Zhou Lixi was in a hurry, it didn't seem like he was pretending, and when he came up behind, there was indeed a lot of volume.
Zhou Lixi shuddered, and quickly explained: "Don't, I confess! I drank too much water, and I will restrain my urge to drink water in the future!!"
Dafu did this not only because the female secretary loves to tease him, but also because women are naturally gossipy. He thought that if another man came over, he would not be interested in their affairs.
Of course, this is Dafu's idea, but he is destined to make a mistake, because among Zhou Lixi's five secretaries, the most gossip is not the only female secretary, but the male secretary who leads the other four!
"President Zhou is very happy today."
The words of the Secretary-General are affirmative rather than interrogative.
"Is it so obvious?" Zhou Lixi asked with a smile.
"It is clear."
The Secretary-General answered truthfully.
Since he came in, Zhou Lixi kept smiling. Even when he said that sentence, instead of blaming him, Zhou Lixi asked him a question, which surprised the Secretary-General.
He was very glad that he was the one who came today, because Mr. Zhou's smile is not easy to see!
idiot!
Dafu, who was sitting on the sofa in the study and using a laptop to handle official business, saw Zhou Lixi's smirk, and secretly complained in his heart.
He'd already said to take back the words about trying to date, but seeing someone didn't take it to heart.
After thinking about it, and confirming that Zhou Lixi's tolerance is extraordinary today, the secretary-general decided to ask a question.
"The subordinates are very curious. What makes Mr. Zhou happy?"
In order to show respect for Zhou Lixi during the questioning, the secretary-general deliberately used the self-proclaimed "subordinate" so that Zhou Lixi would not think that his attitude was bad and misunderstand that he was questioning him.
Zhou Lixi didn't answer, but looked in the direction of Dafu.
The Secretary-General followed Zhou Lixi's gaze to look at Dafu, nodded and said clearly: "I understand, congratulations to Mr. Zhou for getting what he wanted."
Hearing this, Dafu, who had been staring at the laptop screen, finally couldn't help but look up at the Secretary-General: "What do you know, he didn't answer you at all!"
He also used that weird voice to say congratulations for getting what he wanted, the bad habit is not disgusting!
The secretary-general looked at Dafu and pointed in Zhou Lixi's direction.
Dafu looked over and gave Zhou Lixi a fiery gaze.
He lowered his head in frustration, pretending to look at the screen and buried himself in the open laptop, feeling ashamed and angry.
Zhou Lixi looked at him like this, can the secretary-general not understand? !
"Cough!" Zhou Lixi pretended to cough a few times, and said to the secretary-general with a serious face, "You should go, remember to take the documents."
Remind him to take the files away because he doesn't want him to come back and disturb their world of two.
"Yes."
Before the secretary-general left, Zhou Lixi gave him a stare, which seemed to mean: Look, you made Dafu angry!
After leaving with the documents, the Secretary-General dared not say a word of complaint.
Obviously, the person who made Dafu angry was Mr. Zhou, so why put the blame on him?woo woo~~
Hearing the sound of closing the door outside, and making sure that the secretary-general had left, Zhou Lixi smiled and said to Dafu, "Dafu, pour water~"
Dafu rolled his eyes, put down his hand and walked over.
When he got closer, he found that there was still water in the kettle on the table.
In this way, there is no need for him to go out to open the water, but the cup Zhou Lixi wants to drink is out of water. Zhou Lixi is right, all he has to do when he comes over is to pour water for him!
Zhou Lixi can do such small things by himself!
"Don't overdo it!"
It's true that he decided to do his duty, but he doesn't have to help with everything, does he?
Zhou Lixi reached out and pushed on the table, and the swivel chair slid out.
He reached out and pulled Dafu onto his lap to sit down.
scare!
Before the swivel chair came to a complete stop, Zhou Lixi pulled him, and he fell on Zhou Lixi, and the swivel chair shook even more, so frightened that Dafu's heart almost stopped beating.
This is a very dangerous movement, if the swivel chair that shakes greatly cannot bear the weight of the two of them and breaks down.
Zhou Lixi kissed Dafu's shocked face.
"Don't worry, I'm with you."
"Accompany your sister! If the two of us are injured, how can you pay for it!"
Dafu came back to his senses, and glared at Zhou Lixi fiercely.
Seeing Dafu's fierce appearance and hearing his angry voice cursing, Zhou Lixi was relieved.
Such great fortune is his great fortune!
Dafu suddenly became obedient, and he was very uncomfortable.
Zhou Lixi looked enjoying, Dafu sneered and said: "I think you are a bitch, if you don't beat or scold you, you will feel uncomfortable and something is wrong, right?!"
Dafu sees through Zhou Lixi's thoughts.
"Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Your beating and scolding are both deep love for me. How can I not accept it?"
"roll!"
Dafu covered Zhou Lixi's face that was trying to kiss him again with one hand, and quickly stood up.
Seeing the injury on Zhou Lixi's foot, recalling what happened just now, the fierce Dafu immediately became very worried.
"I didn't get a cut when I sat down just now?"
"No."
Zhou Lixi raised his injured foot and moved it a few times in front of Dafu, expressing that his foot was fine.
"You are not allowed to do such a dangerous action next time!"
Knowing that Zhou Lixi's feet were fine, Dafu put his hips on his hips to teach him a lesson.
Of course, in Zhou Lixi's eyes, Dafu's appearance as a wicked woman is still very cute.
Zhou Lixi looked at Dafu with blue eyes, wishing he could eat him right away.
But his foot was injured, not to mention that he couldn't catch up with the fleeing Dafu, seeing his injury, Dafu would definitely not consider doing it with him.
"Alas, what a pity..."
Zhou Lixi shook his head and sighed.
"What a pity?"
Dafu asked strangely.
"It's a pity that my foot is hurt and I can't 'hold' you."
Dafu: "..."
Zhou Lixi's words made Dafu's face turn blue, white, and red for a while, which was wonderful.
He thought that Zhou Lixi could say something serious, but he felt sorry for this kind of thing. He really is a wolf, and his lust does not change!
Thinking about it, Dafu gritted his teeth and walked to the sofa and sat down.
"Bang bang bang~"
He picked up his hand and put it on his lap, tapping the keyboard fiercely to vent his anger.
He couldn't vent his anger on the wounded, so he could only vent on the computer Zhou Lixi gave him.
Zhou Lixi looked at Dafu aggrieved.
He would rather be that computer that was caressed by Dafu!
It's a pity that Dafu didn't understand his desire to be abused.
"Dafu, I want to go to the toilet..."
Zhou Lixi begged full of expectation.
"You have a good idea! You only had sex 15 minutes ago!!"
He had just joined the office before the Secretary-General came, and it was only a little bit. It was obvious from a glance that he wanted him to do those things and asked for it on purpose.
The Secretary-General had only been here for a few minutes, and as soon as he left, Zhou Lixi had to go to the bathroom again. Why did he have to urinate so much!
"But I really want to go to..."
"Do not believe!"
Seeing that Dafu didn't raise his head to talk to him, Zhou Lixi also knew that there was little hope.
Seeing that there was still half a jug of water on the table, he had a flash of inspiration and directly picked up the jug to fill it.
"Dafu..."
"Stop arguing, I told you, I don't believe it!"
"No, I just want you to bring me another pot of water."
Daifuku "..."
Dafu thought that Zhou Lixi was lying to him, because the pot of water was still half full when he left just now, but it was really gone.
Without thinking too much, he poured another pot of boiling water for Zhou Lixi.
Not long after, at Zhou Lixi's request, he went to get another pot of water.
Next, Zhou Lixi really had to go to the toilet frequently, and Dafu's face became darker and darker every time.
After Zhou Lixi went to the toilet seven times in two hours, Dafu finally couldn't bear to say threatening words.
"Mr. Zhou, do you know what you call it? Frequent urination!
Frequent urination is a manifestation of kidney deficiency. For the sake of the rest of my life and the good genes of my children, I think I have to think carefully about the relationship between the two of us! "
Seeing that Zhou Lixi was in a hurry, it didn't seem like he was pretending, and when he came up behind, there was indeed a lot of volume.
Zhou Lixi shuddered, and quickly explained: "Don't, I confess! I drank too much water, and I will restrain my urge to drink water in the future!!"
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