a ghost pretending to be human

Li Zigui has actually gone through the formalities of suspending school, but he will still come to class to show his presence, and he will ask for leave if he can't come to class.

As a recognized school grass, Li Zigui is often called up by teachers of various subjects to answer questions, and he will answer seriously with a lot of face.

But today Li Zigui was not in the mood, and even doing physics questions could not save him from drowsiness, so that when the math teacher called him, he was stunned for a moment before standing up, glanced at the questions on the blackboard, and answered : "Forced calculation."

silent.

The math teacher was old and couldn't hear clearly, so he asked in a daze, "What?"

Then the whole class started laughing.

Fan Liantian collapsed on his seat laughing, and quietly said to Li Zigui, "Did you make an appointment with someone to challenge someone like 'pretending to be tough every day'?"

Someone repeated Li Zigui's answer to the math teacher.

Math teacher: "...Knowing that you have strong calculation skills, can you leave a way for ordinary people to survive?"

Li Zigui smiled: "I'm sorry, I didn't sleep much last night. Let's solve this problem with a combination of numbers and shapes."

After solving the problem, Li Zigui didn't push himself any further, and fell asleep on the table for a while.

He thought silently, he was so dedicated to his work, he pretended to be troubled enough to believe it.

After the get out of class bell rang, a group of people in the class rushed to the cafeteria immediately.

Li Zigui was woken up by the voices of his classmates who were moving fast.He glanced at his phone and found that Pei Yasi had sent him a WeChat message, saying that the president of the Folk Music Club of School A said today would be fine, but he saw that Li Zigui didn't seem to be feeling well, so he wanted to make an appointment next week and ask him when he would be free.

After he replied, he leaned back on the table again.

Yan Ming was reading messages on his phone next to Li Zigui, and seeing Li Zigui still looking sleepy, he asked casually, "You didn't sleep well last night? Could it be because you were scared by ghosts?"

Li Zigui let out a dull "Huh?", and then said perfunctorily, "Oh, probably."

But now that I'm awake, I can't fall asleep even if I lie on my stomach.There are many people in the cafeteria now, and the food will be cold when there are fewer people.He thought for a while, and shouted to the students in the classroom who didn't go to the cafeteria for various reasons: "I want to order takeaway, who will come with me?"

Immediately there are several responses:

"I am me."

"What to eat?"

"The treat should be shared equally?"

"Let's share it equally. I have no money and am poor." Li Zigui opened the food delivery app, "My name is KFC."

"Didn't the school rules say that ordering food delivery is not allowed?" Yan Ming asked.

"Senior year [-] is loosely controlled.... In fact, senior [-] and [-] are not too concerned." Li Zigui explained.

"Then bring me one." Yan Ming said, "I'm treating you."

The students got excited: "A treat for a new classmate? Yes, yes!"

"Then my name is KFC?" Yan Ming asked Li Zigui.

"You can call it something else." Li Zigui put down his phone, "I don't care if it's expensive."

"My name is KFC." Yan Ming smiled, "No money, poor."

So they called KFC for a meal, and finally Li Zigui helped Yan Ming clean up together, and then accompanied him to the garbage room to take out the garbage.

Yan Ming was carrying two bags of garbage bags in his hand, and asked Li Zigui as he walked, "Why did you go to the cafe yesterday? Isn't the third year of high school stressful?"

"Because we don't take the college entrance examination, we're relatively free." Li Zigui shrugged, "But Lu Yiyi and Ye Dao are fake and I'm really free. Anyway, B University has already contacted me."

Yan Ming continued to ask: "You have a good relationship with them? I thought you were in the same class."

"In the second year of high school, we were all ministers, and we organized a lot of activities." Li Zigui walked to the door of the garbage room and threw the garbage in. "We often play together. Tonight we will go to Ye Daojia to attend his 18th birthday." The little party is coming."

"The vampire thing is true." Yan Ming also threw away the trash, and reminded by the way, "It's better not to go out at night."

"It's okay, everyone won't take any remote paths. Even if there are vampires, it's impossible for the public to rush out and bite people." Li Zigui turned to ask, "Vampires are real... so you say that what the hell is a lie mine?"

"Well," Yan Ming said calmly, "I lied to you."

"..." Li Zigui sighed, "All right."

In Li Zigui's response without showing any anger, Yan Ming heard a voice with a -1 favorability degree.

But would he care?Of course he wouldn't care.

The two did not speak again until they returned to the classroom.

Li Zigui studied the questions all afternoon, and went to the next class after school.A group of people went directly to Ye Dao's house.Give presents, have dinner, play around.

He sent a desk lamp full of retro style wire pattern.This desk lamp was modified by him before, so it became a desk lamp that can play music.

Ye Dao touched the beautiful desk lamp carefully, then looked at the toilet-shaped speaker that Lu Yiyi gave him speechlessly, and said to Lu Yiyi, "There is a gap, a gap."

It was almost seven o'clock, and Li Zigui left Ye Dao's house quickly, saying that grandma would worry about it any later.

Before he got home, he saw Chen Xiangqing floating on the window staring at him eagerly.

Li Zigui: ... Hey, this look is quite cute.

He walked into the house unhurriedly, opened the door of grandma's room and greeted grandma.Grandma knew that he would not come back for dinner today, so she cared a few words as usual and didn't say anything else.

Li Zigui took a roll of black garbage bags from the shoe cabinet by the door, and quietly went to the kitchen to fill a large bowl of water, poured flour and honey into it, and finally returned to the bedroom with the paste.

Chen Xiangqing watched Li Zigui paint his face white with a delicate expression.

...she seemed to understand: Li Zigui wanted to pretend to be Arnold.

"...This," she said tactfully, "it doesn't look like it."

"It doesn't matter, it's almost enough." Li Zigui began to pull the garbage bag, "I don't have a black coat, so I just take this to wrap it up."

"……Oh."

Li Zigui took out ketchup from his pocket again, and struggled for a while.

That vampire shouldn't have attacked anyone yet, right?

That didn't seem like blood was needed.

…then skip the ketchup.

"Where is that vampire now?" He put away the ketchup, opened the map in his phone, and asked Chen Xiangqing.

Chen Xiangqing felt it for a while, and pointed to the location on the map: "... probably here, he should be looking for food near here."

"..." Li Zigui was silent for a while, "I'm really lucky."

Chen Xiangqing: "?"

She silently watched Li Zigui, wearing a garbage bag, carrying a mobile phone laser pointer and paper tape in his pocket, went out the door without a sound, avoided surveillance cameras and pedestrians, and walked in hiding for more than an hour. I came to an elevated place, found a dark green belt, and glued the mobile phone and laser pointer transmitter to a road sign post.

Li Zigui quietly stared at the traffic, and squatted quietly for more than half an hour.

A bus is coming from afar.

Suddenly, Li Zigui stood up, pressed the button on the phone, and then pressed the trigger of the laser pointer.

A shimmer lights up on the phone screen.Red lasers shot straight into his eyeballs.

Lu Yiyi, who was sitting in the bus looking at the scenery outside the window while distracted, was startled.

She stood up abruptly, leaned over the glass window and looked behind the car, but she couldn't see anything.

But she trusts her eyesight.She had just clearly seen a pale side face, and a terrifying, dangerous, red eye.

She didn't have time to think about it, she turned on her phone in a panic, swiped to the address book, and tremblingly pressed the name that she was thinking about but didn't dare to touch.

The call is connected.

"I..." Lu Yiyi said with trembling lips, "I saw a vampire..."

Yan Ming: "...Where is it?"