don't talk to aliens

Early in the morning, while still asleep, he heard Lu Yiming's scream rang in his ears.

This kind of horrible plot that is not necessarily filmed in horror movies was met by Fu Bailong, who hadn't woken up all morning.

Recalling, the moment Li Xie went to open the door just now, he was actually not fully awake yet.

It was also at this moment that Fu Bailong, whose brain was hummed by the sound from the outside world, realized belatedly what happened to him last night.

He remembered that he first came to look for Li Xie yesterday.

Then he accidentally drank too much, so he stayed overnight.

During the process, Fu Bailong also forgot how much he drank, and what exactly happened with the other party afterwards.

But anyway, he just didn't make it.

But it wasn't long before dawn, and Lu Yiming and Chen Zhen, who were planning to go to the nearby No. [-] Hospital for a reexamination, happened to come over. Not only that, the two also happened to bump into him and Li Xie at home together in disheveled clothes.

At the moment, a huge misunderstanding was planted like this.

No matter what kind of reasons Fu Bailong wants to find, it seems a little unreasonable to explain in detail what happened last night.

Because in the eyes of Chen Zhen and Lu Yiming, the only meeting between him and Li Xie was when they met at the airport.

It doesn't make sense that after that, the two of them, who had no chance of meeting at all, said that they suddenly became so familiar in private.

In order to deal with this terrible sudden situation, he quickly pulled Li Xie who had already put on a vest in a hurry, and Fu Bailong, who hid in the bathroom, was still in the bathroom and strung the mouth between the two of them.

It was just a serial confession, and neither of them seemed to be able to think of any legitimate reason.

What's worse, when the two of them were crowded in the small toilet in the rented house, Fu Bailong could vaguely hear the two whispering at the door.

Among them, there was the sound of Lu Yiming chirping and jumping up and down.

And Dr. Chen's good-natured 'Xiao Ming, I think we should keep our voices down, Bai Long and your brother will be embarrassed to hear it'.

At that time, when they heard these contents, they lay on the door and tried to eavesdrop. Li Xie and Fu Bailong, who had even weirder expressions, stared at each other.

After a long time, realizing that it seemed impossible to continue like this, the two of them discussed again in the bathroom in a low voice, or quarreled.

But because Fu Bailong drank too much last night, he actually doesn't remember anything.

So the next part about last night can only be told by Li Xie who seems to know more details.

"So, you really, don't remember anything?"

At the moment, he glanced outside the bathroom and knew that Chen Zhen and Lu Yiming were outside so he couldn't make too much noise, so Li Xie also lowered his voice and asked with a strange expression.

"……Um."

Looking at this expression, Fu Bailong, who frowns and nods apprehensively, seems impossible to lie.

"Then you are really a noble person who forgets things, Fu Bailong, you have forgotten all the good things you did last night?"

"what do you mean?"

"You drank too much yesterday and suddenly went crazy, don't you remember? You can vomit after drinking two bottles of beer. I go out and tell others, but they may not believe them. The dignified Fu Shifu is always miserable and drags me to move my hands and feet. Do not let go, I will go out and tell those two about this kind of thing, do you think they will believe it?"

"It's impossible, don't tell me nonsense."

Hearing such vile accusations, Fu Bailong's face turned green with anger.

"Yo, how is it impossible? Look at what's on my arm. You caught everything on my arm! You've drunk sex/harassed/harassed/others by yourself, and I haven't gone out to call the police yet. What! I will sue you for flirting with good women and men!"

Fu Bailong: "..."

As soon as the words fell, Li Xie, a thick-skinned guy with a face of 'adding insult to injury', grandly showed him the red, purple, bruised/swollen/scratched on his arms and neck.

When he noticed that the key parts below the waist were covered by the vest.

The weird scars that spread over the man's strong and lean neck and upper arm muscles are not something ordinary people can easily do.

Fu Bailong, who had never been so indulged by himself after drinking, suddenly turned red, and took a step back suddenly, and was speechless at that time.

And Li Xie, who was still there to add oil and vinegar, saw that Fu Bailong in front of him looked like a big girl with yellow flowers who had lost her innocence, and she almost couldn't hold back immediately.

That is, the subtle change in the expression on the face of this guy who has always been used to deceiving people for a second or two.

Fu Bailong, who was still skeptical about his life, came back to his senses all of a sudden, and suddenly violently smashed his whole body against the wall of the bathroom. The two of them kept their faces very close and asked coldly,

"Are you joking enough?"

"No, oh, no, it's enough, hey, don't turn your face and deny people, I admit, I added a little bit of content, there is no sex/harassment/harassment, it's just that you vomited after drinking too much, I'm pure Helped change clothes, and then you are very vigilant, and you are also very serious about your actions, so you can't be touched by others..."

"..."

"I said, can we discuss the countermeasures before continuing to be busy arguing? My brother and Chen Zhen are still outside, and now they smashed things in the bathroom. The two of them will come in to watch after a while. .”

After being forced to confess by Fu Bailong's "tyrannical" methods, Li Xie, who was actually trying to make fun of him just now, took the initiative to recruit without three words.

Fu Zong, who was so scared that his face turned pale just now, heaved a sigh of relief.

Hearing his last words, he hurriedly let go of his restrained arm, and the two of them separated to occupy a small space in the bathroom, keeping a certain safe distance before continuing to talk.

And now that the words have been made clear, it is time to think about how to deal with the situation outside. Therefore, the two people who have always been at odds have to bear the humiliation and squeeze together in the bathroom while getting dressed and discussing in private .

"If, they asked you later, how did we meet, what would you say?"

As if thinking of something suddenly, Fu Bailong tested him coldly.

"Just tell the truth? Otherwise, what do you want me to say, isn't it because I happened to pass by 'Brave for Justice' last time, and then you came to my door and still owed me the medical bills? What can you say about such a big matter."

Supporting his neck that was almost sprained from sleeping on the sofa last night, Li Xie, who had been out of shape all day long, pulled down his vest and answered him.

"...Then if Lu Yiming asks you later, why did I suddenly come to your house last night?"

"You said why, isn't it because you have failed in unrequited love for many years, and you have no friends and no place to go, so you come to me to vent your bad mood—!?"

The "love" behind the "lost" has not been fully posted yet.

Comrade Li Xie, who seemed to want to provoke him again and again, was pushed against the wall of the toilet by Fu Bailong, whose anger level soared again this morning.

The washing machine 'socket' at the feet of two people was also taken aback.

After almost wiping out a glimmer of static electricity, he hurriedly and timidly turned into a blue light, turned into a fully automatic machine, as if he hadn't seen anything, and started working seriously on the washing machine.

But at the moment, the two big men confronted each other in the bathroom full of fire/powder/smell, but when Li Xie, who was just trying to make a joke, looked up, he noticed that Fu Bailong, who had moved his fist, was showing a fierce look in his eyes. look at him.

"I warn you, don't tell them about it."

"..."

"Not even a single word is allowed, otherwise I'll let you try an adult's mouth... What will happen in the end."

"..."

- "Crack."

This means preparing to directly suppress by force in the next second.

At this moment, Mr. Fu, who was already on the verge of rage, made it quite obvious.

Although they are basically the same age, height, and physique, even Li Xie's figure is obviously a few centimeters taller than Fu Bailong's at first glance.

But he is a gangster who eats and waits to die all day long, does not seek to make progress, and is unlucky to be chased by people outside every now and then. Obviously, from the strength of the two of them, it is impossible to really fight professionally. The trained Fu Bailong.

And as Fu Bailong thought, as expected, he didn't really make a move, and the other party immediately gave up begging for mercy with a look of 'admitting counsel'.

What's more, before Fu Bailong really tried to scare him, the next second, Lu Yiming's elder brother immediately put on a desperate look of beating his chest and feet, and wailed in pain,

"Then what do you want me to do? Are you reasonable or not? I'm sure I can't do anything about this kind of thing. It's obvious that you drank too much yourself yesterday and stayed at my house, right?"

"..."

"This can't be said, that can't be said, then you let me go out later, how can you tell my brother and your crush, you can't say... We really had an affair before, and we really did it last night What! Who would believe such a thing?"

I have to say that it is a bit embarrassing to make such a scene.

I don't know, but I really thought it was him who Fu Bailong's "bully upper body" wanted to do something to this "good family man" surnamed Li in the bathroom.

But at first, he was a little furious, and felt that no matter what happened today, he couldn't think of a normal way to solve it.

When he heard Li Xie's obviously familiar words, Fu Bailong, who was still in the middle of the complicated entanglement, stopped for a while with a cold face.

It seems that not long ago, someone said something similar to himself.

It's just that at that time, there was a suggestion that he didn't want to let go of his self-esteem at the time behind this sentence, and tried it lightly.

But today is different from the past, and some things that were originally on the right track have long been disrupted by all of this, so he was silent for a while, Fu Bailong still looked at the other party with a frown and said,

"what did you just say?"

"...Ah? What did you say I said?"

Li Xie, who was squatting next to the washing machine with his head in his arms, was taken aback by his question.

"Repeat the previous sentence again."

"Uh, okay, please put it down and talk about it...I just said, 'I can't say...we two really had an affair before, what did we really do last night! Who would believe this kind of thing? ah'"

"..."

It was this sentence that made the two of them finally able to come out of the toilet and face the other two people who had been waiting outside for almost half an hour.

Before coming out, Fu Bailong mysteriously asked Li Xie not to refute immediately no matter what he said next.

Li Xie was furious about this immediately.

But immediately opposite him, the richest man in Longjiang, the famous diamond king Lao Wu added another sentence coldly.

"As long as you are willing to cooperate with me in the future, I can satisfy your three requirements at will. As long as it is not against the law, I will agree to any request."

"Any request?"

"Yes, any request."

This sentence, I have to say that the attraction it brings is too great, so Li Xie, who decided to sell his integrity immediately, didn't say anything else, zipped his mouth politely, and walked out with him ,

At this moment, the narrow and crowded small sofas occupy two parties, one on the left and one on the right.

Sitting on one side was a real couple who had just put down their hands for breakfast and looked a little nervous-Chen Zhen and Lu Yiming.

The ones sitting on the other side had already put on a pair of trousers normally, but their faces were still full of a hangover-pale and trance-like 'caught duo'.

Li Xie was the one who opened the door for them because he was naked just now.

At this moment, he could only be regarded as a giant panda with a helpless face, and leaned on the sofa to be watched by the two people opposite him to his heart's content.

And when he looked up at the unlucky boy opposite, Comrade Li Qin, who couldn't hold back a word, twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly as he looked at the brat opposite him who dared to flirt with him.

【'elder brother!elder brother!How is this going!Did I get into trouble again!Woohoo! ']

【'What are you talking about, why didn't you two call before you came?'】

【'I, didn't I want to surprise you!Drop by to see you?Woohoo!I was wrong!I was so wrong!But I didn't expect this!Woohoo! ']

The back and forth eye contact between the two brothers was temporarily not conveyed to the other pair of close friends present for many years.

Fu Bailong, who lowered his head and said nothing, had a complicated complexion and remained silent.

Chen Zhen's completely out-of-condition expression was a little at a loss, or it was difficult to find a suitable topic to describe the strange situation in front of him.

In the air, there was a faint undercurrent surging in the silence.

The relationship between the four people is quite complicated, but because of this secret that was unintentionally broken this morning, the atmosphere became more and more strange.

For a long time, Lu Yiming, still conscious of what to say to break the silence in front of him, forced a dry smile, and at the same time bumped his elbow into his boyfriend and said,

"Brother, Fu, Mr. Fu, I'm sorry! I swear, I really didn't expect to bump into you today. Did you two have breakfast? I just returned to China. Is it quite uncomfortable to be jet-lagged, but you said, I Brother, he is also...really, why didn't he say anything before, I thought you two haven't contacted at all since last time, so it turns out that you two are, still, still friends, haha."

This is really very cautious.

Because I am an adult, I have witnessed Li Xie and him's ridiculous appearance just now, and I dare not say that the two of them are just 'simple' friends.

Fu Bailong, who was sitting next to Li Xie, turned pale when he heard the words.

Because Chen Zhen was still present, he couldn't explain what happened today, and he was so flustered that he didn't know what to say.

He didn't even know how to raise his head to look at Chen Zhen who was sitting across from him.

What's more in my heart is a kind of bitterness, boredom, and a kind of upset that I have to face the person I have been in love with for many years in this extremely embarrassing moment again.

What made him feel even worse was that during the long wait, he didn't wait for Chen Zhen to say anything else to him.

Instead, it was Lu Yiming who watched the silence, and then bumped into the opponent forcefully. Chen Zhen, who seemed to be startled, opened his mouth after thinking carefully for a long time.

"Bailong, I'm really sorry. We should have called you and Li Xie in advance today. The two of us really didn't know that today's situation was inappropriate. I was hospitalized before, and I didn't have time to ask about your return to China. my apologies."

The attitude of this sentence is very sincere, it can be seen that he is sincerely sorry, Fu Bailong, who lowered his head and his face was pale, fell silent when he heard it.

He clenched his hands unconsciously, and a wave of emotions from the depths of his heart surged up again.

Because if he was still lucky when he came out of the bathroom before.

Then at this moment, he should understand that no matter who he and the other party spend the night with, for Chen Zhen, it has no more influence than witnessing the embarrassment of his friend's private life.

From the beginning to the end, as Rachel Zhang said, he didn't care about himself at all, let alone have other more eyes for himself.

Thinking about it this way, at this moment, Fu Bailong, who suddenly felt that he was going all out, seemed to stop hesitating.

All the memories of growing up with the other party in the past flooded up together, making his heart almost painless after repeated blows. After a long time, he raised his head, and looked up at Chen Zhen and Lu Yiming again. Coldly,

"Don't bother, I think someone will take the initiative to care about me in the future... In fact, if it wasn't for some special reasons to hide the 'good news' for so long, we should have officially notified you a long time ago."

This 'we' sounds strange for some reason.

Because there are only four people in this room.

Leaving aside the two on the opposite side, the "we" can only refer to Li Xie.

But based on the relationship between the two of them, they couldn't be so familiar, so Li Xie, who was watching the excitement from the sidelines, felt that something was wrong, and showed a strange look on his face that something was wrong.

But before he could respond, Mr. Fu himself beside him suddenly took his hand with terrifying strength and pressed it 'intimately' on his waist under his shirt, and then formally announced with his own eyes, with a cold expression,

"Let me introduce formally, this is my boyfriend, Li Xie."

"..."

"Because we were afraid of causing unnecessary trouble, we kept hiding the fact that we did not want to be exposed to other people around us, but from this moment on, we finally made up our mind... officially, decided, and are together."

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Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang!Let's applaud and congratulate this pair of 'lover'!Making love!