Sword walking
Chapter 19 #19: "Good afternoon, everyone. I'm CV Qiu Musu."
The two made an agreement in three chapters, and after briefly discussing the precautions, Su Muqiu immediately brought all the things left in Fang Rui's place.
It is said to be all, but in fact it is not many.
It is the remaining textbooks and a heavy black suitcase.
Previously, because the environment didn't allow it, since the failed PIA scene with One Autumn Leaf, Su Muqiu had at least half a month or more, except for swiping CV and STAFF's Weibo, and had no contact with the Internet at all.
It wasn't until he decided to stay at Ye Xiu's house temporarily and took over the door and study keys from Ye Xiu that Su Muqiu really settled down and took out the recording equipment and put it on.
He carefully adjusted the positions of the anti-splash cover and the microphone, remembering that when he went to pick up the suitcase containing the microphone, as soon as he stepped into the door of Fang Rui's house, he was forced back three steps by the horrifying sight like a mountain of garbage inside and the soaring stench. Regardless of Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian's original living habits, after they lived together, they dragged each other straight to hell and fell into hell. It's a good thing they can still appear like dogs during the day.Su Muqiu was extremely glad that he finally found a room with Teacher Ye.
In addition, Ye Xiu's home's Internet speed is extremely fast, and the bathroom has hot water 24 hours a day. He can guarantee these two things, and he really doesn't have any more requirements.
Because the dry sound in the depths of the gaze dragged on for too long, in order not to delay the progress of the crew, Su Muqiu opened the script file as soon as the mic was installed, and recorded the sound for several hours non-stop.
Fortunately, Gong's character is basically based on the image of CV Qiu Muqiu. Although his personality is somewhat different from Su Muqiu himself, he relies on this advantage and the impression of reading the original book in advance to revisit several chapters with major turning points. Afterwards, he quickly regained his sense of drama, finished the dry sound smoothly, packed it and sent it to Mu Yuchengfeng.
Qiu Musu: Report, sir, I'm giving the voice! ! [sprinkling flowers]
Mu Yuchengfeng: [applause] [applause] [applause]
Mu Yuchengfeng: Have you found a place where you can record?In fact, there is no rush.
Qiu Musu: Well, I found another place for the time being, and the environment is good.
Qiu Musu: Cough cough, can you not be in a hurry, Yiye has been in harmony a long time ago, I can't beat him too much...
Mu Yuchengfeng: Pfft, his echo is not over yet!
"Has the echo... not finished yet?" Su Muqiu raised a question mark on his forehead, looking at Mu Yuchengfeng's words, "Does it mean that the echo has not been completed yet? It can't be that the echo has been echoed...?"
That One Autumn Leaf was retired?is it possible?
Su Muqiu tapped the table with his fingertips, opened the window of One Autumn Leaf and was about to type, when he suddenly heard the sound of a key being inserted into the keyhole outside the door, he realized that the recording took too much time, and it was already noon.
Although apart from the assignment of housework and the agreement on the shared area, the two basically had their own lives, but in order to show sincerity, Su Muqiu got up and prepared to welcome his new roommate back home.
When Ye Xiu opened the door, what he saw was Su Muqiu's smiling face and a comfortable "Good afternoon, you are back". He was stunned for a moment, and then replied with a smile, "I'm back".
It's been more than ten years, and it's been a long time since I had such a conversation at home. Ye Xiu feels that it's not bad.
Seeing that Teacher Ye was in a good mood, knowing that his actions had added a lot of positive points, Su Muqiu put on a pure smile and made a sly V in his heart.
"Mu Qiu, have you eaten yet?" Ye Xiu asked.
"Not yet." Su Muqiu shook his head.
Ye Xiu raised his hand, there were two boxes of lunch in the plastic bag, obviously he brought one for Su Muqiu.The latter thanked them, took the initiative to take their lunch and coats, and asked after Ye Xiu: "Ms. Ye..."
"You're still called a teacher? You're not tired and I'm tired of hearing it. Just take it easy in private."
Su Muqiu pondered for a moment: "Mr. Ye?"
Ye Xiu: "..."
"Ye Xiu?"
"Ah."
"Ye Xiu..." Su Muqiu repeated several times, adapting well, "I forgot to ask you something, I live in the study, if you lock the door and go out, what should you do if you want to get the materials?"
"No, I rarely use rooms other than the bedroom, and all the materials and books I need are stored there."
Ye Xiu said, looking in the direction of the study, surprised to find that Su Muqiu hadn't closed the door.
Through the gap in the door, he clearly saw the same equipment as a recording studio, stand, auxiliary stand, microphone... Of course, Ye Xiu was not surprised by these things, he also had a set in his room, he was surprised that Su Muqiu didn't hide it from him mean.
Ye Xiu turned his head, and Su Muqiu was staring at him with the same expression as usual, without any clue.Ye Xiu smiled, and walked over without seeing anything: "Let's eat."
"Okay." Su Muqiu also smiled.
The two shared lunch in harmony. Su Muqiu made tea with tea leaves that he found somewhere. The aroma was overflowing, and he ate with the sound of the noon news broadcast. He discussed current affairs from time to time, and cleaned up after eating. They went back to their rooms.
No one took the initiative to bring it up.
Su Muqiu lived in Ye Xiu's house for a few days by accident, and there is a tendency to continue to live in it. The people who welcome this news most are Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian—there will no longer be three people crowded in that small room. , It is very worth setting off firecrackers to celebrate!
So on Friday, after Su Muqiu finished his review class for the students, as soon as he walked out of the classroom, he was intercepted by the sneaky Huang Shaotian, who dragged him straight to the research building.
"Huang Shaotian, what are you doing?"
Su Muqiu looked around. The floor where their research room was located was not sealed off. The corridor was full of various decoration and repair tools, and there was a pungent smell, but there was no one around, probably because the paint was waiting to dry. The workers Take the opportunity to rest and eat.
"Of course it's to celebrate you moving out, otherwise what else would you do?" Huang Shaotian opened the door of the research room.
"Play by yourself, I'm leaving." It must be tricky to go to a place like this for nothing to celebrate, Su Muqiu turned and left.
Huang Shaotian grabbed Su Muqiu, and dragged him into the door regardless of the other party's wishes, with a sinister smile on his face: "Since we're all here, why run away, old Su, come and help me get this done quickly, let's hurry up."
While talking, Huang Shaotian took out the camera, tripod, notebook and a few pieces of equipment from the big backpack behind him, set them up neatly, and stuffed a two-liter bottle of Coke and a Mansi, ask him to help carry it.
In twos and twos, he finished setting up the camera equipment, connected it online, opened the software and adjusted it for a while, then took out two white coats for pretending to be aggressive and threw them to Su Muqiu, as well as a few disguise props that should only appear at parties.
With Huang Shaotian's posture, Su Muqiu knew what he was going to do without even thinking about it, he threw the things away with his mouth curled up, without saying a word, leaning against the wall for decoration, but put on a white coat.
In the research room, workers have pre-laid a layer of dust-proof plastic film to cover the floor, desktop, computer, locker and bookshelf, etc., to prevent the fine dust generated during the project from affecting the equipment.At this moment, the equipment was put on the rack, and two young men in white coats stood there. At first glance, it really looked like an evil laboratory for dissecting unknown species.Huang Shaotian said "just in case", and found out from the pile of party props funny glasses with a big nose and long beard and put them on. After confirming that everything was ready, he carefully took out a triangular card made of paper card, Stand at the forefront of the desktop.
The design of the name tag is quite beautiful, with white letters on a blue background, and it says smoothly: Blue Rain Research Office.
Blue Rain Research Room, this is a special program of the Lanxi Pavilion Club.
Every biweekly issue, live broadcast, hosted by the CV of Lanxi Pavilion in turn, the content is not specified, and left to the CV to play freely, whether it is script reading, magic or even a copy of game scum, each issue is about 10 minutes, it is considered a promotion club gimmick.
This episode is the turn of CV Troubling Rain to host. This person is famous for his love of fun and excitement, so he really doesn't choose ordinary program content.
As soon as Huang Shaotian turned his head, he saw Su Muqiu wearing a pair of old-fashioned thick-rimmed glasses covering most of his face, crossing his arms around his chest, and raised his eyebrows at him: "Celebrate? The way you celebrate over there is to ask people to be special guests for free?"
Huang Shaotian was righteous and confident: "You can count how much I have helped you. What's wrong with letting you be a guest guest now? This is a great opportunity that fell from the sky to give you Xingxin Internet cafes a chance to gain fame. You don't want to give it to you for free!"
Su Muqiu really couldn't think of anything Huang Shaotian did for him, even if he did, the favor must have been repaid long ago.But since Su Muqiu cooperated in changing into a costume instead of beating Huang Shaotian up, it is not difficult to see that he is a little interested in this activity and is eager to try it.
The two worked together to quickly complete the preparations. Huang Shaotian pointed the camera at the table, confirmed that there were only the prepared props and the parts below the chests of the two in the camera frame, clicked and clicked on the notebook, and clicked the live broadcast to start.
"Hello, everyone! Welcome to this episode of Blue Rain Lab. I am the host today. Your most handsome and powerful CV, Troubled by the Rain!"
"They say it's a CV, how do they know if you're handsome or not?" Su Muqiu interjected.
"Of course, listening is like seeing a person. The smart listeners in our club will think: Troubled by the Rain must be a sunny and cheerful man, is he, is he? Now tell you, yes, I am such a person , Hahahaha." Huang Shaotian said this in a non-disgusting tone, he stretched out his hand under the camera and waved it vigorously, then his voice sank, and he reluctantly introduced, "Hey, there is another assistant who is in charge of doing chores today. Come to the Blue Rain Lab this time. Xingxin Internet Cafe, Qiu Musu."
"Good afternoon, everyone." Su Muqiu greeted warmly, and did not fight with their head CV on the program of Lanxi Pavilion, "I am CV Qiu Musu."
After the opening remarks, Huang Shaotian said that he planned to do a small experiment called "Boiling Coke" which he found on Baidu, and introduced two props: "How can Coke boil? I heard that it can be sprayed two feet high. I wonder if it's true? Everyone must be very curious, right? I'm so curious!"
Su Muqiu wasn't curious at all, he was only worried about what would happen if the Coke was sprayed two feet high, what would happen to Huang Shaotian, he didn't know what was wrong with Huang Shaotian, he insisted on filming his live broadcast in the research room, halfway through the project, playing here Cola?
"...The operation method is like this. Without further ado, let's start the experiment! Let's go!" Huang Shao shouted angrily, then turned his head and shouted at Su Muqiu, "Assistant Qiu Musu, put the Coke first. shake."
Su Muqiu's black line: "Are you kidding me?"
"Are you kidding me? Could it be that you can't hold a two-liter bottle?"
"If you pick it up and shake it, you don't need to put anything in it, you can spray it two feet high just by opening the bottle." Su Muqiu said sincerely.
The audience can only see their hand movements. The two chattered about how to operate with quite a variety of gestures. Some fans who came into the room a few minutes late to watch the live broadcast were confused and asked about the two CVs. Are you planning to broadcast Jiuquan live, and now I am warming up and practicing.
After all, it is only a program of the radio club, and the point is not to prove the relationship between soda and mints. There is no need to divide the candy into half a candy and one candy, and the shaken and unshaken Coke for experiments. Under Su Muqiu's insistence, they choose the most Simple and rude form: open the bottle cap, throw sugar, and see the result.
Huang Shaotian was speechless, this step is too few.So he rallied and insisted on unscrewing the bottle cap procedure to create an exaggerated effect of pressing the □□ button.
At the most critical moment of the experiment, Huang Shaotian carefully held the candy, and approached the bottle mouth bit by bit from the side. Both of them became nervous, held their breath, and stared at the candy intently.At this moment, there was a knock on the laboratory door──
knock knock knock.
This sound not only stunned the two people in the live broadcast, but even the barrage in the channel seemed to feel the emotions of the two CVs, and disappeared completely.
In the silence, there was another knock on the door.
Huang Shaotian whispered: "Damn, they can't be workers, right? I saw them go to a restaurant a few blocks away with my own eyes, how could they come back so early!"
Su Muqiu cleared his throat, and raised his voice, "I'm sorry, we came back to collect the materials..."
"Mu Qiu, are you inside?" the person outside asked.
"Ye..." Su Muqiu quickly swallowed his name when he realized that it was live broadcasting, "Cough, how do you know I'm here? Is there something wrong?"
"I asked the students, and they said they saw you walking here." The other party replied, "Are you free? Let's go to the supermarket together after work?"
The doorknob was pressed down, making a slight sound, and gradually slid open a crack, and the voice came clearly: "There is no food in the refrigerator, let's buy some casually, and have hot pot tonight."
Su Muqiu didn't even think about it: "Okay. There seems to be a suitable pot at home... Do you remember where to put it?"
"kitchen?"
"no……"
As Huang Shaotian listened, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. Today is to celebrate Su Muqiu moving out, right?Whose house is he temporarily staying at... Teacher Ye?So, Ye Xiu is outside the door?But why does this conversation sound so strange? ? ?
In a daze, the mint in his hand fell straight down, and with a plop, fell into the soda without warning.
The moment Ye Xiu pushed the door open, he heard a sound like "hissing", followed by the spectacular scene of the soda fountain, which sprayed a full twenty centimeters high.Coke was sprayed everywhere, and the two strangely dressed people inside screamed again and again, jumping and panicking to stop the disaster from getting worse, and almost knocked over the camera without noticing.
Ye Xiu hurriedly stepped forward to protect the expensive equipment. After he turned off the camera, he found that there was a cable between the camera and the laptop. The live broadcast window on the screen was pitch black, and the small words "LIVE" on the upper right were still there. Fans swiped a question mark Row after row.
Seeing the two of them busy wiping the sodas all over the floor, Ye Xiu helped to appease the fans.
Yeyushengfan: I'm sorry everyone, Ye Yuda is busy cleaning up the mess, thank you for watching today... um... Lanxi Pavilion Research Office?
He was about to close the notebook, when he saw a fan's hand was very fast, and immediately swiped a sentence: qiuyewutong: Is this familiar tone from Yiye Dashen?Came to see Mr. Qiu Musu?You are now living together!
Immediately afterwards, someone refuted fiercely: sanbu_liangtian: Get out! ! !Didn't you hear the sound?That sounds like Lord Grim, are you calling Xiaosan's name to the main palace?
These two sentences made Ye Xiu move the mouse on the stop button.
He pulled the progress bar and glanced up quickly. Although there were quite few, there were indeed a few words that made him quite incredible: "Master Jun?" "Huh?! Jun Moxiao and Qiu Musu are real couples?"
Although these two or three sentences disappeared like a drop of water thrown into the sea among the thousands of people who sprinkled flowers, praised my great swordsman, sang my Lanxi Pavilion, kneeled and licked Qiu Musu, etc. No trace, maybe no one pays attention to these unsubstantiated brain supplements, but they do exist, and Ye Xiu is sure that he is not mistaken.
Going back to the latest news in a daze, he found that qiuyewutong and sanbu_liangtian had already quarreled and fought on the spot. The few viewers who did not leave the live broadcast room were also divided into three parties. Most of the neutrals felt that the two were overcompensated and asked them to calm down and go offline to fix their brains.
Peace and justice: CP fans are self-respecting, this is the program of Lanxi Pavilion.
Yeye: If you have a big brain hole, you can cure the disease... and Ye Yu, Mu Su, are you okay TAT
9543: Yes!Don't say that One Autumn Leaf has never met Ji, the Jun Moxiao you are talking about is the master of the late stage, right?He didn't disclose any information other than his nickname three times, and it's far-fetched.
sanbu_liangtian: Don't talk to idiots who haven't heard of Qianji, fuck off.
9543: ...
Kitano_atsushi: SL dear, pay attention to the language...
Seeing that the fight was getting more and more intense, and a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City was about to happen at any time, Ye Xiu decisively closed the live broadcast room, so that they had nowhere to quarrel.
But the confusion remained in his heart, and he couldn't get rid of it. When the two self-inflicted CVs cleaned up and Ye Xiu and Su Muqiu went to the supermarket to do some shopping, he was still stroking his chin and thinking about it absently. No matter what Su Muqiu asked, it was always um oh yes.
"Is cabbage okay?"
"Ah."
"Chicken or Pork?"
"Oh."
Su Muqiu picked up the chocolate-filled marshmallow: "How about adding this?"
"Okay." Teacher Ye, who was in charge of pushing the cart, didn't even look up.
Wasn't it you who said you want to eat hot pot? !
Su Muqiu had no choice but to stop asking. Anyway, Ye Xiu really didn't look like someone who could tell the difference between beef and pork. Asking his opinion was just to show respect.He put some daily necessities in the cart by himself to check out, and then dragged Ye Xiu, who was standing beside him in a daze, to carry things home one by one.
Hot pot is easy to make and lively to eat. The two had a hearty meal. After the meal, there was a messy table full of cups and plates, and they huddled together in front of the TV waiting for digestion.
"This is called celebration! What's the big gear, what's Huang Shaotian." Su Muqiu spread out on the sofa and didn't want to move.
"You don't like barbecue?" Ye Xiu sipped hot tea.
"It's nothing to do with BBQ..."
Ye Xiu smiled, "Are you still afraid of getting drunk?"
Su Muqiu put on a bitter face and stopped talking.
When Su Muqiu was writing the exam strategy for Wei Chen in his room, a message beeped, and a light saber head emitting a faint blue light jumped out, following a certain nickname that Su Muqiu had a headache when he saw it.
Troublesome Night Rain: Su Su Su Su Su Su Su
Qiu Musu: If you have something to play, if you have nothing to do, go away.
Troublesome Night Rain: Come on! ! !Is this how you treat your friends! !Look at the tone and attitude. Is there any friendship or compatriot love? ?
Qiu Musu: Are you okay?I'm leaving.
Su Muqiu replied, clicked on Troublesome Night's information with the mouse, and changed the note to one word: "Trouble".He admired it left and right, didn't Huang Shaotian dislike him for not being friendly, he omitted his surname, and now he really felt more friendly and closer to Huang Shaotian's personal style.
Annoyance: I really have something to do! ! ! !
Fan: Well, cough cough, old Su, Su Muqiu...
Qiu Musu:?
Annoyance: Didn’t we shoot a live show in the morning? Then, since I want to upload it, I have to edit, add lines, sound effects, and cut out some unnecessary scenes. It’s like after I clicked on the camera, neither of us spoke, and the last thing was flipped. Of course, the most important part of the inverted part is to add the text channel chat into it
Annoyance: Then I discovered something amazing! ! ! !
Qiu Musu: Where did your punctuation marks go, and you finally couldn't stand the chatter and ran away from home together?
bother:……………………
Annoyance: Your ability to grasp key points is the reason you ran away from home, right? !
Annoyance: See for yourself! ! !
Trouble: [Screenshot][Screenshot][Screenshot]
The screenshots sent were pitch black, and Su Muqiu almost thought that Huang Shaotian had finally lost his mind. He clicked on the big picture and saw that in addition to the video camera, Huang Shaotian also turned on video on his laptop. These screenshots are the last few tens of seconds of the live channel.
At that time, he noticed that Ye Xiu had put the camera away, and he was not surprised that the picture was pitch black. The translucent text chat in the live broadcast window was a little difficult to see on the black background, but he still noticed at a glance that the sentence was too clear. The familiar "you, Ye Yuda, are busy cleaning up...".
Qiu Musu: So Yiye also came?I didn't expect him to watch your Lanxi Pavilion program.
Fan: Where did you see Autumn Leaf? ? ?
Qiu Musu: That ye or something, the tone is obvious.Didn't you recognize it?
Annoyance: Old Su, look carefully, although the account number starts with ye, it is not Ye, it is Ye.
Trouble: yeyushengfan is my account.
Qiu Musu: Why does he have your account?You... [horrified]
Annoyance: Fuck off, whoever is talking about these things with you, talk about serious things!I started the live broadcast with the account yeyushengfan! ! !
Annoyance: Keep reading! !
Su Muqiu flipped through the other pictures, and from the two parties who pinched CP so hard, he recognized the accounts of some girls in his own group, and the two of them insisted on their own arguments, trying to pinch out an unfounded truth .
Qiu Musu: I recognize the two who fought, the Shuangqiu party Qiuye Wutong, and Su Jundang taking a walk to sing about the cool sky.
Qiu Musu: Sorry, they didn't cause trouble on purpose.
Annoyance: Who asked you this? ?Come, come, Qiu Musu, who is on two boats, tell me which one is your main palace?
Qiu Musu: Who is in two boats...
Qiu Musu: Young Master Huang, what do you think of this matter?
One Autumn Leaf's tone, the voice of pinching Lord Grim.
Fan: In a word, the girl in your family is really good at brainstorming.
Annoyance: You thought I would say that? ? ?
Annoyance: That Ye Xiu, what happened?
Qiu Musu: ...
Huang Shaotian is indeed perceptive, without Su Muqiu saying anything, he quickly pieced together all the words and phrases leaked intentionally or unintentionally under his cheerful and talkative image.
Fan: You also judged that it was One Autumn Leaf at a glance, right? ?picture.so similar.At that time, who had the opportunity to use my account to send this sentence?
Annoyance: When you asked "What should I do if someone knows you play online match", I used Ye Xiu as an example at that time. I thought it was just to show that the relationship between you and that person was similar to Teacher Ye. Did you really mean Ye Xiu? ?
Fan: Does he know that I am Troubled by the Rain?
Annoyance: Does he play online games?
Trouble: who is he?
It is said to be all, but in fact it is not many.
It is the remaining textbooks and a heavy black suitcase.
Previously, because the environment didn't allow it, since the failed PIA scene with One Autumn Leaf, Su Muqiu had at least half a month or more, except for swiping CV and STAFF's Weibo, and had no contact with the Internet at all.
It wasn't until he decided to stay at Ye Xiu's house temporarily and took over the door and study keys from Ye Xiu that Su Muqiu really settled down and took out the recording equipment and put it on.
He carefully adjusted the positions of the anti-splash cover and the microphone, remembering that when he went to pick up the suitcase containing the microphone, as soon as he stepped into the door of Fang Rui's house, he was forced back three steps by the horrifying sight like a mountain of garbage inside and the soaring stench. Regardless of Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian's original living habits, after they lived together, they dragged each other straight to hell and fell into hell. It's a good thing they can still appear like dogs during the day.Su Muqiu was extremely glad that he finally found a room with Teacher Ye.
In addition, Ye Xiu's home's Internet speed is extremely fast, and the bathroom has hot water 24 hours a day. He can guarantee these two things, and he really doesn't have any more requirements.
Because the dry sound in the depths of the gaze dragged on for too long, in order not to delay the progress of the crew, Su Muqiu opened the script file as soon as the mic was installed, and recorded the sound for several hours non-stop.
Fortunately, Gong's character is basically based on the image of CV Qiu Muqiu. Although his personality is somewhat different from Su Muqiu himself, he relies on this advantage and the impression of reading the original book in advance to revisit several chapters with major turning points. Afterwards, he quickly regained his sense of drama, finished the dry sound smoothly, packed it and sent it to Mu Yuchengfeng.
Qiu Musu: Report, sir, I'm giving the voice! ! [sprinkling flowers]
Mu Yuchengfeng: [applause] [applause] [applause]
Mu Yuchengfeng: Have you found a place where you can record?In fact, there is no rush.
Qiu Musu: Well, I found another place for the time being, and the environment is good.
Qiu Musu: Cough cough, can you not be in a hurry, Yiye has been in harmony a long time ago, I can't beat him too much...
Mu Yuchengfeng: Pfft, his echo is not over yet!
"Has the echo... not finished yet?" Su Muqiu raised a question mark on his forehead, looking at Mu Yuchengfeng's words, "Does it mean that the echo has not been completed yet? It can't be that the echo has been echoed...?"
That One Autumn Leaf was retired?is it possible?
Su Muqiu tapped the table with his fingertips, opened the window of One Autumn Leaf and was about to type, when he suddenly heard the sound of a key being inserted into the keyhole outside the door, he realized that the recording took too much time, and it was already noon.
Although apart from the assignment of housework and the agreement on the shared area, the two basically had their own lives, but in order to show sincerity, Su Muqiu got up and prepared to welcome his new roommate back home.
When Ye Xiu opened the door, what he saw was Su Muqiu's smiling face and a comfortable "Good afternoon, you are back". He was stunned for a moment, and then replied with a smile, "I'm back".
It's been more than ten years, and it's been a long time since I had such a conversation at home. Ye Xiu feels that it's not bad.
Seeing that Teacher Ye was in a good mood, knowing that his actions had added a lot of positive points, Su Muqiu put on a pure smile and made a sly V in his heart.
"Mu Qiu, have you eaten yet?" Ye Xiu asked.
"Not yet." Su Muqiu shook his head.
Ye Xiu raised his hand, there were two boxes of lunch in the plastic bag, obviously he brought one for Su Muqiu.The latter thanked them, took the initiative to take their lunch and coats, and asked after Ye Xiu: "Ms. Ye..."
"You're still called a teacher? You're not tired and I'm tired of hearing it. Just take it easy in private."
Su Muqiu pondered for a moment: "Mr. Ye?"
Ye Xiu: "..."
"Ye Xiu?"
"Ah."
"Ye Xiu..." Su Muqiu repeated several times, adapting well, "I forgot to ask you something, I live in the study, if you lock the door and go out, what should you do if you want to get the materials?"
"No, I rarely use rooms other than the bedroom, and all the materials and books I need are stored there."
Ye Xiu said, looking in the direction of the study, surprised to find that Su Muqiu hadn't closed the door.
Through the gap in the door, he clearly saw the same equipment as a recording studio, stand, auxiliary stand, microphone... Of course, Ye Xiu was not surprised by these things, he also had a set in his room, he was surprised that Su Muqiu didn't hide it from him mean.
Ye Xiu turned his head, and Su Muqiu was staring at him with the same expression as usual, without any clue.Ye Xiu smiled, and walked over without seeing anything: "Let's eat."
"Okay." Su Muqiu also smiled.
The two shared lunch in harmony. Su Muqiu made tea with tea leaves that he found somewhere. The aroma was overflowing, and he ate with the sound of the noon news broadcast. He discussed current affairs from time to time, and cleaned up after eating. They went back to their rooms.
No one took the initiative to bring it up.
Su Muqiu lived in Ye Xiu's house for a few days by accident, and there is a tendency to continue to live in it. The people who welcome this news most are Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian—there will no longer be three people crowded in that small room. , It is very worth setting off firecrackers to celebrate!
So on Friday, after Su Muqiu finished his review class for the students, as soon as he walked out of the classroom, he was intercepted by the sneaky Huang Shaotian, who dragged him straight to the research building.
"Huang Shaotian, what are you doing?"
Su Muqiu looked around. The floor where their research room was located was not sealed off. The corridor was full of various decoration and repair tools, and there was a pungent smell, but there was no one around, probably because the paint was waiting to dry. The workers Take the opportunity to rest and eat.
"Of course it's to celebrate you moving out, otherwise what else would you do?" Huang Shaotian opened the door of the research room.
"Play by yourself, I'm leaving." It must be tricky to go to a place like this for nothing to celebrate, Su Muqiu turned and left.
Huang Shaotian grabbed Su Muqiu, and dragged him into the door regardless of the other party's wishes, with a sinister smile on his face: "Since we're all here, why run away, old Su, come and help me get this done quickly, let's hurry up."
While talking, Huang Shaotian took out the camera, tripod, notebook and a few pieces of equipment from the big backpack behind him, set them up neatly, and stuffed a two-liter bottle of Coke and a Mansi, ask him to help carry it.
In twos and twos, he finished setting up the camera equipment, connected it online, opened the software and adjusted it for a while, then took out two white coats for pretending to be aggressive and threw them to Su Muqiu, as well as a few disguise props that should only appear at parties.
With Huang Shaotian's posture, Su Muqiu knew what he was going to do without even thinking about it, he threw the things away with his mouth curled up, without saying a word, leaning against the wall for decoration, but put on a white coat.
In the research room, workers have pre-laid a layer of dust-proof plastic film to cover the floor, desktop, computer, locker and bookshelf, etc., to prevent the fine dust generated during the project from affecting the equipment.At this moment, the equipment was put on the rack, and two young men in white coats stood there. At first glance, it really looked like an evil laboratory for dissecting unknown species.Huang Shaotian said "just in case", and found out from the pile of party props funny glasses with a big nose and long beard and put them on. After confirming that everything was ready, he carefully took out a triangular card made of paper card, Stand at the forefront of the desktop.
The design of the name tag is quite beautiful, with white letters on a blue background, and it says smoothly: Blue Rain Research Office.
Blue Rain Research Room, this is a special program of the Lanxi Pavilion Club.
Every biweekly issue, live broadcast, hosted by the CV of Lanxi Pavilion in turn, the content is not specified, and left to the CV to play freely, whether it is script reading, magic or even a copy of game scum, each issue is about 10 minutes, it is considered a promotion club gimmick.
This episode is the turn of CV Troubling Rain to host. This person is famous for his love of fun and excitement, so he really doesn't choose ordinary program content.
As soon as Huang Shaotian turned his head, he saw Su Muqiu wearing a pair of old-fashioned thick-rimmed glasses covering most of his face, crossing his arms around his chest, and raised his eyebrows at him: "Celebrate? The way you celebrate over there is to ask people to be special guests for free?"
Huang Shaotian was righteous and confident: "You can count how much I have helped you. What's wrong with letting you be a guest guest now? This is a great opportunity that fell from the sky to give you Xingxin Internet cafes a chance to gain fame. You don't want to give it to you for free!"
Su Muqiu really couldn't think of anything Huang Shaotian did for him, even if he did, the favor must have been repaid long ago.But since Su Muqiu cooperated in changing into a costume instead of beating Huang Shaotian up, it is not difficult to see that he is a little interested in this activity and is eager to try it.
The two worked together to quickly complete the preparations. Huang Shaotian pointed the camera at the table, confirmed that there were only the prepared props and the parts below the chests of the two in the camera frame, clicked and clicked on the notebook, and clicked the live broadcast to start.
"Hello, everyone! Welcome to this episode of Blue Rain Lab. I am the host today. Your most handsome and powerful CV, Troubled by the Rain!"
"They say it's a CV, how do they know if you're handsome or not?" Su Muqiu interjected.
"Of course, listening is like seeing a person. The smart listeners in our club will think: Troubled by the Rain must be a sunny and cheerful man, is he, is he? Now tell you, yes, I am such a person , Hahahaha." Huang Shaotian said this in a non-disgusting tone, he stretched out his hand under the camera and waved it vigorously, then his voice sank, and he reluctantly introduced, "Hey, there is another assistant who is in charge of doing chores today. Come to the Blue Rain Lab this time. Xingxin Internet Cafe, Qiu Musu."
"Good afternoon, everyone." Su Muqiu greeted warmly, and did not fight with their head CV on the program of Lanxi Pavilion, "I am CV Qiu Musu."
After the opening remarks, Huang Shaotian said that he planned to do a small experiment called "Boiling Coke" which he found on Baidu, and introduced two props: "How can Coke boil? I heard that it can be sprayed two feet high. I wonder if it's true? Everyone must be very curious, right? I'm so curious!"
Su Muqiu wasn't curious at all, he was only worried about what would happen if the Coke was sprayed two feet high, what would happen to Huang Shaotian, he didn't know what was wrong with Huang Shaotian, he insisted on filming his live broadcast in the research room, halfway through the project, playing here Cola?
"...The operation method is like this. Without further ado, let's start the experiment! Let's go!" Huang Shao shouted angrily, then turned his head and shouted at Su Muqiu, "Assistant Qiu Musu, put the Coke first. shake."
Su Muqiu's black line: "Are you kidding me?"
"Are you kidding me? Could it be that you can't hold a two-liter bottle?"
"If you pick it up and shake it, you don't need to put anything in it, you can spray it two feet high just by opening the bottle." Su Muqiu said sincerely.
The audience can only see their hand movements. The two chattered about how to operate with quite a variety of gestures. Some fans who came into the room a few minutes late to watch the live broadcast were confused and asked about the two CVs. Are you planning to broadcast Jiuquan live, and now I am warming up and practicing.
After all, it is only a program of the radio club, and the point is not to prove the relationship between soda and mints. There is no need to divide the candy into half a candy and one candy, and the shaken and unshaken Coke for experiments. Under Su Muqiu's insistence, they choose the most Simple and rude form: open the bottle cap, throw sugar, and see the result.
Huang Shaotian was speechless, this step is too few.So he rallied and insisted on unscrewing the bottle cap procedure to create an exaggerated effect of pressing the □□ button.
At the most critical moment of the experiment, Huang Shaotian carefully held the candy, and approached the bottle mouth bit by bit from the side. Both of them became nervous, held their breath, and stared at the candy intently.At this moment, there was a knock on the laboratory door──
knock knock knock.
This sound not only stunned the two people in the live broadcast, but even the barrage in the channel seemed to feel the emotions of the two CVs, and disappeared completely.
In the silence, there was another knock on the door.
Huang Shaotian whispered: "Damn, they can't be workers, right? I saw them go to a restaurant a few blocks away with my own eyes, how could they come back so early!"
Su Muqiu cleared his throat, and raised his voice, "I'm sorry, we came back to collect the materials..."
"Mu Qiu, are you inside?" the person outside asked.
"Ye..." Su Muqiu quickly swallowed his name when he realized that it was live broadcasting, "Cough, how do you know I'm here? Is there something wrong?"
"I asked the students, and they said they saw you walking here." The other party replied, "Are you free? Let's go to the supermarket together after work?"
The doorknob was pressed down, making a slight sound, and gradually slid open a crack, and the voice came clearly: "There is no food in the refrigerator, let's buy some casually, and have hot pot tonight."
Su Muqiu didn't even think about it: "Okay. There seems to be a suitable pot at home... Do you remember where to put it?"
"kitchen?"
"no……"
As Huang Shaotian listened, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. Today is to celebrate Su Muqiu moving out, right?Whose house is he temporarily staying at... Teacher Ye?So, Ye Xiu is outside the door?But why does this conversation sound so strange? ? ?
In a daze, the mint in his hand fell straight down, and with a plop, fell into the soda without warning.
The moment Ye Xiu pushed the door open, he heard a sound like "hissing", followed by the spectacular scene of the soda fountain, which sprayed a full twenty centimeters high.Coke was sprayed everywhere, and the two strangely dressed people inside screamed again and again, jumping and panicking to stop the disaster from getting worse, and almost knocked over the camera without noticing.
Ye Xiu hurriedly stepped forward to protect the expensive equipment. After he turned off the camera, he found that there was a cable between the camera and the laptop. The live broadcast window on the screen was pitch black, and the small words "LIVE" on the upper right were still there. Fans swiped a question mark Row after row.
Seeing the two of them busy wiping the sodas all over the floor, Ye Xiu helped to appease the fans.
Yeyushengfan: I'm sorry everyone, Ye Yuda is busy cleaning up the mess, thank you for watching today... um... Lanxi Pavilion Research Office?
He was about to close the notebook, when he saw a fan's hand was very fast, and immediately swiped a sentence: qiuyewutong: Is this familiar tone from Yiye Dashen?Came to see Mr. Qiu Musu?You are now living together!
Immediately afterwards, someone refuted fiercely: sanbu_liangtian: Get out! ! !Didn't you hear the sound?That sounds like Lord Grim, are you calling Xiaosan's name to the main palace?
These two sentences made Ye Xiu move the mouse on the stop button.
He pulled the progress bar and glanced up quickly. Although there were quite few, there were indeed a few words that made him quite incredible: "Master Jun?" "Huh?! Jun Moxiao and Qiu Musu are real couples?"
Although these two or three sentences disappeared like a drop of water thrown into the sea among the thousands of people who sprinkled flowers, praised my great swordsman, sang my Lanxi Pavilion, kneeled and licked Qiu Musu, etc. No trace, maybe no one pays attention to these unsubstantiated brain supplements, but they do exist, and Ye Xiu is sure that he is not mistaken.
Going back to the latest news in a daze, he found that qiuyewutong and sanbu_liangtian had already quarreled and fought on the spot. The few viewers who did not leave the live broadcast room were also divided into three parties. Most of the neutrals felt that the two were overcompensated and asked them to calm down and go offline to fix their brains.
Peace and justice: CP fans are self-respecting, this is the program of Lanxi Pavilion.
Yeye: If you have a big brain hole, you can cure the disease... and Ye Yu, Mu Su, are you okay TAT
9543: Yes!Don't say that One Autumn Leaf has never met Ji, the Jun Moxiao you are talking about is the master of the late stage, right?He didn't disclose any information other than his nickname three times, and it's far-fetched.
sanbu_liangtian: Don't talk to idiots who haven't heard of Qianji, fuck off.
9543: ...
Kitano_atsushi: SL dear, pay attention to the language...
Seeing that the fight was getting more and more intense, and a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City was about to happen at any time, Ye Xiu decisively closed the live broadcast room, so that they had nowhere to quarrel.
But the confusion remained in his heart, and he couldn't get rid of it. When the two self-inflicted CVs cleaned up and Ye Xiu and Su Muqiu went to the supermarket to do some shopping, he was still stroking his chin and thinking about it absently. No matter what Su Muqiu asked, it was always um oh yes.
"Is cabbage okay?"
"Ah."
"Chicken or Pork?"
"Oh."
Su Muqiu picked up the chocolate-filled marshmallow: "How about adding this?"
"Okay." Teacher Ye, who was in charge of pushing the cart, didn't even look up.
Wasn't it you who said you want to eat hot pot? !
Su Muqiu had no choice but to stop asking. Anyway, Ye Xiu really didn't look like someone who could tell the difference between beef and pork. Asking his opinion was just to show respect.He put some daily necessities in the cart by himself to check out, and then dragged Ye Xiu, who was standing beside him in a daze, to carry things home one by one.
Hot pot is easy to make and lively to eat. The two had a hearty meal. After the meal, there was a messy table full of cups and plates, and they huddled together in front of the TV waiting for digestion.
"This is called celebration! What's the big gear, what's Huang Shaotian." Su Muqiu spread out on the sofa and didn't want to move.
"You don't like barbecue?" Ye Xiu sipped hot tea.
"It's nothing to do with BBQ..."
Ye Xiu smiled, "Are you still afraid of getting drunk?"
Su Muqiu put on a bitter face and stopped talking.
When Su Muqiu was writing the exam strategy for Wei Chen in his room, a message beeped, and a light saber head emitting a faint blue light jumped out, following a certain nickname that Su Muqiu had a headache when he saw it.
Troublesome Night Rain: Su Su Su Su Su Su Su
Qiu Musu: If you have something to play, if you have nothing to do, go away.
Troublesome Night Rain: Come on! ! !Is this how you treat your friends! !Look at the tone and attitude. Is there any friendship or compatriot love? ?
Qiu Musu: Are you okay?I'm leaving.
Su Muqiu replied, clicked on Troublesome Night's information with the mouse, and changed the note to one word: "Trouble".He admired it left and right, didn't Huang Shaotian dislike him for not being friendly, he omitted his surname, and now he really felt more friendly and closer to Huang Shaotian's personal style.
Annoyance: I really have something to do! ! ! !
Fan: Well, cough cough, old Su, Su Muqiu...
Qiu Musu:?
Annoyance: Didn’t we shoot a live show in the morning? Then, since I want to upload it, I have to edit, add lines, sound effects, and cut out some unnecessary scenes. It’s like after I clicked on the camera, neither of us spoke, and the last thing was flipped. Of course, the most important part of the inverted part is to add the text channel chat into it
Annoyance: Then I discovered something amazing! ! ! !
Qiu Musu: Where did your punctuation marks go, and you finally couldn't stand the chatter and ran away from home together?
bother:……………………
Annoyance: Your ability to grasp key points is the reason you ran away from home, right? !
Annoyance: See for yourself! ! !
Trouble: [Screenshot][Screenshot][Screenshot]
The screenshots sent were pitch black, and Su Muqiu almost thought that Huang Shaotian had finally lost his mind. He clicked on the big picture and saw that in addition to the video camera, Huang Shaotian also turned on video on his laptop. These screenshots are the last few tens of seconds of the live channel.
At that time, he noticed that Ye Xiu had put the camera away, and he was not surprised that the picture was pitch black. The translucent text chat in the live broadcast window was a little difficult to see on the black background, but he still noticed at a glance that the sentence was too clear. The familiar "you, Ye Yuda, are busy cleaning up...".
Qiu Musu: So Yiye also came?I didn't expect him to watch your Lanxi Pavilion program.
Fan: Where did you see Autumn Leaf? ? ?
Qiu Musu: That ye or something, the tone is obvious.Didn't you recognize it?
Annoyance: Old Su, look carefully, although the account number starts with ye, it is not Ye, it is Ye.
Trouble: yeyushengfan is my account.
Qiu Musu: Why does he have your account?You... [horrified]
Annoyance: Fuck off, whoever is talking about these things with you, talk about serious things!I started the live broadcast with the account yeyushengfan! ! !
Annoyance: Keep reading! !
Su Muqiu flipped through the other pictures, and from the two parties who pinched CP so hard, he recognized the accounts of some girls in his own group, and the two of them insisted on their own arguments, trying to pinch out an unfounded truth .
Qiu Musu: I recognize the two who fought, the Shuangqiu party Qiuye Wutong, and Su Jundang taking a walk to sing about the cool sky.
Qiu Musu: Sorry, they didn't cause trouble on purpose.
Annoyance: Who asked you this? ?Come, come, Qiu Musu, who is on two boats, tell me which one is your main palace?
Qiu Musu: Who is in two boats...
Qiu Musu: Young Master Huang, what do you think of this matter?
One Autumn Leaf's tone, the voice of pinching Lord Grim.
Fan: In a word, the girl in your family is really good at brainstorming.
Annoyance: You thought I would say that? ? ?
Annoyance: That Ye Xiu, what happened?
Qiu Musu: ...
Huang Shaotian is indeed perceptive, without Su Muqiu saying anything, he quickly pieced together all the words and phrases leaked intentionally or unintentionally under his cheerful and talkative image.
Fan: You also judged that it was One Autumn Leaf at a glance, right? ?picture.so similar.At that time, who had the opportunity to use my account to send this sentence?
Annoyance: When you asked "What should I do if someone knows you play online match", I used Ye Xiu as an example at that time. I thought it was just to show that the relationship between you and that person was similar to Teacher Ye. Did you really mean Ye Xiu? ?
Fan: Does he know that I am Troubled by the Rain?
Annoyance: Does he play online games?
Trouble: who is he?
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