How to break into Liaozhai

Wang Rui and He Yunyi walked through several streets and came to a huge mansion.

There was an old servant standing at the door, who had been waiting for them for a long time: "Master Dao, you are here, Madam has been waiting for a long time."

Wang Rui walked in with the old servant, saw that this was a three-entry compound, and thought that the family property was indeed not small. If the husband died without children, the property would be divided among the husband's brothers.

At the door of the main house in the backyard stood a luxuriously dressed woman with her arms folded, only in her twenties.

When she saw He Yunyi, she stepped down the steps to greet him: "You are here, my husband has been calling that obscene thing since just now! Every time he calls like this a few times, that thing will come."

He Yunyi and Wang Rui entered the inner room, and saw a terminally ill man lying on the bed, that is, the man named Wang Bing. : "Madam...Madam..."

When the woman heard this, she rolled her eyes helplessly, and together with He Yun: "He didn't call me, he called that lewd thing."

"Leave it to me here, you avoid it first, and come back when you are caught."

"It's all up to you, Daoist." The woman called the maid, and quickly went out, hiding in the courtyard, leaving behind the Taoist priest, his companions, and her husband who deserved to die but couldn't die.

There were no lights and candles in the room, and it was pitch black, only to hear Wang Bing groaning in pain: "Ma'am, ma'am...why don't you come...you all leave me alone, I want to be with Madam."

He Yunyi shook his head in disgust: "I still think about that evil spirit when I am about to die."

An unspeakable feeling filled Wang Rui's heart. When He Yunyi saw this kind of person before, he didn't care about it at all, but now he has to worry so much about him, so he couldn't help but whisper sadly: "Is it worth it for you to do this? "

"Is what worth it?" He Yunyi was puzzled.

"I always feel that your powerful mana shouldn't be used to deal with such little monsters, it's a waste." Wang Rui muttered.

It's dangerous for him to think like this, and Huaguduo might shrink back again. He Yun hugged his shoulders and comforted him: "First, there is no difference between big and small in helping the world and saving people. Second, all of this is my own. If you want, don't think about it."

There is no waste for you, but these words are too nasty to say.

Wang Rui didn't want to make himself sentimental, so he said with a smile, "Okay, then don't think I'm not easy to support and tire you in the future."

As soon as He Yun was about to reply, he suddenly felt a demonic aura, hurriedly hid his and Wang Rui's aura, and signaled him not to speak.

They stood in the shadow behind the curtain, and saw a seductive woman walking in slowly with a bright red lantern. She heard Wang Bing's call from the bed, and said with a charming smile, "Your Majesty, I'm here."

And Wang Bing, who was on the bed, sat up half propped up like a demon, and smiled weakly: "Come here."

The moment the woman walked to the bed with the lamp, she screamed, and then disappeared with a bang.

Wang Rui poked his head to look puzzled, and saw a yellow dog lying on the woman's place. It didn't disappear, but became shorter after turning into a dog. He didn't see it from his angle just now.

This monster is really easy to catch. To use two sentences, it is: "Has it started?" "It's over."

He Yun stepped forward and stepped on the yellow dog's hind legs: "You reckless dog monster!"

The yellow dog barked wildly.

Wang Rui looked at Wang Bing sympathetically, you are truly a fucking dog.

Wang Bing blinked, and looked around in a panic: "Where is your wife, where did you get my wife?"

At this time, Wang Bing's wife, who heard the dog barking, ran in: "Why is there a barking dog, have you caught it?" Seeing the yellow dog lying on the bedside of her husband, she stepped forward in surprise, "Is it a dog demon?" Then Said to her husband: "Look, look, your wife is such a thing."

Unexpectedly, Wang Bing pushed his wife: "I see clearly, you and this fake Taoist priest set up a trap to deceive me, where did you get a yellow dog to deceive me, and return my land lady."

At this time, the yellow dog on the ground also said: "I, I am the wife of the land of this city, don't kill me."

Wang Bing's wife shouted: "Listen quickly, this dog has spoken, it is a demon dog."

Pointing at the yellow dog, Wang Bing shouted hoarsely: "You are talking nonsense, this Taoist priest knows ventriloquism, pretends to be the dog and speaks, give back my wife! Give back my wife! You give me back my wife."

Wang Rui looked at He Yunyi and saw that he was serious, obviously angry. He had an idea and patted the back of his hand in order to prevent the situation from expanding: "I can't get angry with this kind of person. I have an idea. Since this yellow The dog claims to be the lady of the land, let's call the real lady of the land to confront her, she must be very angry if there are monsters ruining her reputation."

When He Yun heard this, he stroked his cheek with his hands, and said with a smile, "You're right." He took out the paper crane in his sleeve and threw it: "Go tell the land of this city about it."

Wang Rui found that he was getting more and more courageous. He dared to touch his face in the presence of other people in public.

But Wang Bing was screaming for his life, his wife gritted her teeth and stared at him angrily, she didn't notice He Yunyi's move to cross the line.

At this moment, Wang Bing said, "I'm going to find my wife." As he said this, he was about to get up and put on his shoes, but his wife and maid hurriedly stopped him. He didn't know where the strength came from, but he pushed his wife away and stumbled outside. go.

"Master Dao, what should we do?" Wang Bing's daughter-in-law was anxious.

"Here we are." He Yunyi murmured, just as he finished speaking, he saw a rich and fat old lady suddenly appearing on the ground, just in front of Wang Bing, and he was so scared that he fell to the ground.

As soon as the fat old lady appeared, she asked angrily: "I heard that there is something promiscuous in place of my name? But it's true?" Seeing He Yunyi, she looked him up and down. Although she didn't know him, she knew that his aptitude was to become a fairy Yes, the tone was much softer: "You called me with a paper crane?"

He Yun said straight to the point: "This dog demon, who claims to be your old man, had sex with this scholar, was caught by me, and still insisted on claiming to be Mrs. Land."

When the fat old lady saw the dog, she scolded: "You bastard, how dare you ruin my reputation! I am hundreds of years old, and I am so slandered by you bastard."

Wang Rui thought to himself, this fat old lady is the real lady of the land, sitting at home behind closed doors, suddenly one day she became a prostitute who was said by the local people to be unruly and cheating on ordinary people. I'm going to be mad.

The yellow dog shrank and begged for mercy: "Madam, please forgive me. I came from a humble background. I was afraid that Wang Sheng would look down on me, so I dared to replace your reputation. Last year, I scared away a group of bad boys who wanted to insult the statue of the land. You look at my previous achievements, please forgive me."

Mrs. Land suddenly remembered that when she went to see a few wild children who wanted to urinate on the statue of the land, they were scared away by a yellow dog jumping out. Since then, the dog often wandered around the gate of the Earth Temple, and occasionally ate some offering fruits. He and the land read it for its merits, allowing it to live in the earth temple and eat tributes, but it didn't expect it to use her reputation to mess around outside.

"It's not convenient here, follow me back, and I'll take care of you again!" Mrs. Land said angrily, said goodbye to He Yun, and turned to leave.

At this time, Wang Bing pointed to the fat old lady and said, "You, you are the real land lady...so old and fat..."

The old lady was full of anger, worrying that she had nowhere to vent, so he bumped into her, immediately took off her shoes, grabbed Wang Bing with one hand, and slapped him several times with the sole of the shoe: "Look clearly!" The appearance of your mother-in-law, open your eyes covered with lard, and look carefully!"

Wang Bing was beaten so dizzy: "I..." Before he could finish speaking, he got hit by the soles of his shoes a few more times.

After slapping people, the old lady put on her shoes, kicked the yellow dog's ass, and took it back into the ground.

Wang Bing's daughter-in-law called the servant girl angrily and funnyly: "Help the master back to bed." Then she said to He Yun with a blessing: "Thank you Daoist for saving me." She winked at the servant girl, and the servant girl brought a small plate Yinzi: "You saved my husband's life. I really don't know how to thank you. These are not respects."

He Yun pouted at Wang Rui and motioned him to accept it.

Wang Rui thought to himself, am I here to collect money?Since it was earned by labor, he put it away confidently. He picked out the silver ingots on the plate and put them in his sleeve one by one. There were eight in total. They were so heavy that the sleeves sank, so he had to hold them with his other hand.

After leaving Wang Bing's house, the two talked and laughed all the way back to the inn. Wang Rui put the silver on the table: "These silver ingots are in good condition."

He Yunyi suddenly wanted to ask him, "Your husband can still support you, right?", but as soon as the thought came out, he was very embarrassed by the word "sister-in-law", let alone say it, his face became hot when he thought about it .

Wang Rui was lowering his head and fiddled with the silver, but he didn't notice: "It is said that there is a gold house in the book, ours is not gold, the silver one is also good." Then he frowned slightly: "I seem to have forgotten one thing...ah! I forgot to give The horse is fed medicine."

Quickly took out the painting scroll, pulled out the black horse, poured all the remaining medicine powder into it, and then pushed it back into the painting, which was reluctant in every possible way.

He had a hunch that if this color horse was released, it would definitely eat other people's Yingning's things indiscriminately.

After tossing around, Wang Rui was a little hungry, and his stomach groaned, but at this time the kitchen did not fire.

He Yunyi stretched out his hand to him: "Do you have broken silver? Copper plates are also fine." All their money is with Wang Rui.

He took out a small piece of broken silver from his sleeve and handed it to him: "Use silver to make food?"

"Almost." In fact, it is taking things from a distance, but everything is connected by cause and effect, so naturally we can't occupy others for nothing.

Giving the silver to the money box in Juxiangzhai, He Yunyi took out Wang Rui's favorite pastry, and then picked up a piece and handed it to him.

Wang Rui lowered his head and ate with a smile, and looked at him from time to time, feeling warm in his heart, as if being with He Yunyi like this is pretty good.

As soon as He Yun saw the flower buds on his shoulders opened again.

After eating, the sky was still darkly black, and it was still a while before dawn, when He Yun asked him to take a rest, got up and left.

As soon as He Yun left, Wang Rui lay on the bed with his chin resting on his back, the corners of his mouth curled up, as if He Yunyi really liked him.

After thinking about it, he fell onto the bed, and pulled the quilt over his face with a smile.

Waking up in the morning, Wang Rui went downstairs to the front yard to get some air. He had just stretched his waist in the sun when he saw Ying Ning and the girl named Yanzhi from yesterday muttering at the door and pointing at him from time to time. ordered.

Seeing it, Wang Rui said loudly, "I told you, that horse is not for sale."

Ying Ning covered her mouth and giggled, "It's not about that."

Yan Zhi pinched her: "Stop talking." Turning around and walking away, Ying Ning chased after her: "Why are you leaving, don't you want to be friends with him?"

Rouge blushed: "I shouldn't have told you about this, you don't understand anything."

Ying Ning said with a smile: "Why do you all say that I don't understand anything? I know a lot."

"You just don't understand." Rouge walked all the way back to her courtyard, rushed into the bedroom, lay down on the bed, and said with red eyes, "You have your cousin who likes you, but I have nothing, I am destined to die of old age in a boudoir, No one thinks highly of me. That son will leave in a few days, no one knows my heart."

"I'll go tell my cousin and tell him to like you."

Yan Zhi laughed angrily: "You are such a fool." After finishing speaking, she felt more and more self-pitying, like a resentful woman before she got married, and couldn't help wiping her tears: "That young man just now will never take a fancy to me in his life , I am the laughing stock of my neighbors."

Ying Ning tilted her head and smiled, "You're so strange, you haven't talked to him, how do you know he doesn't like you? You can tell him what you want, if you don't say it, he will wait a few days Might be leaving."

A word awakened the dreamer, Yan Zhi sat up: "Yes, it was rejected. After he left, he will never see each other again in this life. There is nothing to lose face."

"That's right, just say what you want to say." Ying Ning chuckled and said, "If you hold it in your heart, you will get sick."

Act as soon as it is decided, Ying Ning is somewhat afraid of that Taoist priest, so he dared not talk to Prince Wang until he was not around.

One day, Wang Rui came to the stable in the backyard to hold hay for the black horse, and saw half of Ying Yingning's head popping out from the wall: "Hey - hey - stop!"

Wang Rui pretended not to see it. At this time, Ying Ning jumped over the wall, giggled and handed him a piece of paper, and pointed to the wall: "My friend gave it to you."

Rouge's face was red, she showed her face slightly on the other side of the wall, and then quickly shrank back shyly and nervously.

Wang Rui thought, isn't this the daughter of the veterinarian next door? What are you doing?Chasing the dark horse's consultation fee?

He opened the letter curiously, and scanned the ten lines at a glance, because the letter did not have ten lines in total, so he read it in the blink of an eye.

The other day, he said that no normal woman likes him, so here he comes, so medicine can be taken indiscriminately, and words can't be said indiscriminately.

"My family not only has a wife, but also my aunt and Tongfang. If women count seriously, they don't even have enough toes. I ran out because they annoyed me. So I'm not interested in women anymore. There is no place to put it at home." Wang Rui stuffed the letter back to Ying Ning, and went upstairs with the fodder.

Ying Ning couldn't laugh this time, no matter how dull she was, she knew it was not good news, and when she climbed over the wall, she saw that Yan Zhi's face was already covered with tears, sobbing and crying non-stop.

It's fine that the wealthy sons in this city look down on her, even a son from afar doesn't want to see her, and he rejects her so simply.

Yan Zhi was beaten to pieces, she didn't let Ying Ning send her off, she wiped her tears and went back to her home, and when she entered the door, she saw her father cleaning the intestines of a cow, making the whole yard very smelly, she thought angrily, With her father's background, she couldn't find a good husband and son-in-law, so she stomped her feet and ran back to the house crying.

There are so many women who are not as good as her in appearance and stature, and they are all married to a good husband-in-law. She is no worse than others. Simply because the family has no money and her father's job is not decent, she is doomed to be unable to marry a good man in this life. Such bad luck, entrusted to such a person's home.

She also wanted to be born rich, and find a husband who was born as a scholar.

She fell asleep crying and crying, and when she opened her eyes again, it was already dark. She rubbed her swollen eyes and sat up.

But at this moment, she saw the father and son from that night reappeared in front of her eyes. Perhaps it was due to the relationship between excessive sadness. She was not very scared, but just sniffled and asked, "Who are you?"

The boy tugged at his father's sleeve: "Is it time now? I think she is very suitable."

Bai Guangping touched the top of his son's hair: "Don't worry, the sect master said, it depends on fate and her wishes."

Yan Zhi red eyes said: "You broke into other people's house without permission, I'm going to call someone." The reason why she didn't call someone at the beginning was that there was a little boy next to the man, so she wasn't so afraid.

"What's the point of breaking into a house like this?" Bai Guangping said with a smile, "A house that can't even afford the daughter's dowry."

Yan Zhi knew that the person in front of her was not an ordinary person: "Are you a fox fairy?"

"If it's a fox fairy, is there anything you want to ask of us?"

"I hope to have a good family background and marry a good husband."

Bai Guangping raised his head and smiled: "Unfortunately, we are not fox fairies, but human beings, but don't worry, we are not ordinary people, but people from Luomen, and there is a treasure suitable for you in our hands, which can make you have thousands of bells and millets." , a golden house, and numerous horses and chariots, not only can you own these things, but you can also make scholars all over the world fall in love with you."

Yan Zhi was stunned: "Are all the scholars in the world fascinated?"

"Yes, as long as you are willing to become Yan Ruyu."

Yan Ruyu?There is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book. These two poems come from Zhao Heng's "Encouraging Learning". After hundreds of years of circulation, not only students, but also women and children know: "Me? But I It's called Bian Yanzhi."

The man took out a piece of paper from the small box he carried with him: "This is the authentic work of Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng's "Encouraging Learning". As long as you want, now you can become Yan Ruyu, and scholars all over the world are obsessed with you."

Rouge asked worriedly, "Will I lose anything?"

Bai Guangping said: "I lost something, probably a quiet life."

At this moment, Yan Zhi heard the old cow tied up in the yard lowing, and a feeling of disgust surged in her heart: "I have nothing to lose, becoming Yan Ruyu is what I wish for."

Bai Guangping and his son looked at each other and smiled, and then the "Encouraging Learning" trembled, Yan Zhi felt like his body turned into a piece of paper and flew into the three words "Yan Ruyu".

She entered a chaos, unable to distinguish between the sky and the earth, surrounded by a vast expanse of whiteness.

When she was uneasy, she saw countless women coming from all directions, some were plump and fair, some were thin and slender, some were lively, some were quiet and elegant, in short, all kinds of women were rushing towards her. Hastily covered his eyes with his hands.

But these women seemed to be transparent, walking into her body without hindrance.

Rouge screamed in fright, but it didn't help. She lost consciousness in the fright.

These women are exactly the "Yan Ruyu" imagined by scholars all over the world. Since Song Zhenzong's poem has been spread all over the world.

Scholars copied it down and pasted it on their desks, or wrote it in the pages of the book. Whenever a person fantasizes about Yan Ruyu, he can create an image of "Yan Ruyu".

These fantasies were conveyed from the "Li Xue Pian" written one after another to the authentic works of Song Zhenzong.

And Yanzhi is in Zhao Heng's authentic works, accepting all kinds of Yan Ruyu, and these officials' fantasies are loaded on her, and she is the Yan Ruyu of all people in the world.

After an unknown amount of time, she woke up, and suddenly heard a man say: "There is Yan Ruyu in the book, it's all a lie."

When Yan Zhi heard it, she wondered who this person was, and flew towards the direction of the sound, suddenly felt that her field of vision had broadened, and a scholar's face appeared in front of her eyes.

The scholar was startled, and flipped through the book, when a beautiful woman the size of a palm jumped out of the book.

After Yan Zhi climbed out of the page, her body instantly became normal size, and the scholar in front of her was already scared back a few steps.

"There is... Yan Ruyu in the book?" The scholar only felt that the woman in front of him was a perfect match for the beauty he had imagined. She had phoenix eyes, a beautiful nose, and a cherry mouth. Even the slenderness of her waist seemed to have been measured. Fine, exactly what he wanted.

The scholar was excited to come up to hug her, Yanzhi was startled, and quickly jumped back into the book.

Scary to death, scholars are also so reckless.

Soon, she popped out from another book, looked left and right, causing the scholar who was reading to collapse on the ground first, and then grinned at her.

This woman is plump and round, with skin like snow, presumably Yang Guifei is like this when she is alive.

Yan Ruyu is worthy of being Yan Ruyu, the beauty in his heart.

He just touched it with his hands, but the beauty swished back into the book.

Rouge returned to the chaos and smiled proudly. These people fell in love with her the first time they met, and she really became the woman that all scholars dream of.

She smiled, believing that as a scholar, Wang Gongzi is no problem.

She wished she could see him now.

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Wang Rui quietly asked He Yunyi to take clothes from home for him to wear. Anyway, he had so many clothes that he couldn't wear them all, and no one would notice the few at the bottom of the box, otherwise it would be a waste to leave them alone.

I have lived in the inn for a while, and when I got up in the morning, the waiter brought hot water, and Wang Rui asked him to bring up the account book and settle the latest money from the inn.

Before this kind of thing, he didn't need to labor himself. The housekeeper was fully responsible, and he was only responsible for staying in the store and leaving.

It's different now, and I have to do some things by myself, but these are temporary, when I have money and settle down, I just need to take care of a housekeeper.

After a while, the shop waiter brought up the account book, which recorded the number of days of staying in the hotel and the amount of money for the food and drinks.

"First settle the settlement up to today, and after today, we will calculate when we leave." Wang Rui took a rough look and found that everything was correct, so he took out the money and gave it to the waiter.

Suddenly, he seemed to see something jumping out of the bill. The speed was too fast for him to see clearly, but he instinctively felt that it was not a good thing.

When Xiao Er went down, he immediately got up and walked out, intending to find He Yunyi.

"Prince—"

Wang Rui thought the voice was familiar, turned around and saw that Yan Zhi was standing in front of him.

He froze for a moment: "You, why are you here?"

Through several contacts with other scholars, Yan Zhi already knew that she would transform into what they wanted to see in their eyes. This is Yan Ruyu's charm.

Prince Wang must have his own "Yan Ruyu".

This time, he will definitely like himself.

Yan Zhi sat down at the table and said with a smile, "Can't I be here?"

"Of course not. This is my guest room, and I just paid for it."

At this time, He Yun pushed open the door: "Who are you talking to?" He saw a pretty girl sitting in front of the table, looking at Wang Rui with spring eyes.

Wang Rui whispered to He Yun: "Is she a monster? She got out of the ledger."

Now Rouge's ears are much better. Hearing Wang Rui's words, she said angrily, "Why do you suspect that I'm a monster?"

She is now the Yan Ruyu in the hearts of scholars all over the world. She should be loved by everyone. What is going on with Mr. Wang? !

He was still indifferent to her, and still suspected that she was a monster!

He Yun glanced at the woman up and down, but didn't see any evil spirit, and said to Wang Rui: "No evil spirit, do you know her?" She got out from the ledger, probably learned some spells somewhere, so she came here to be frightened.

The other party was a little girl, and He Yunyi didn't want to argue with her, but his face was very ugly.

Wang Rui thought to himself, if he told him that this woman had confessed to him, wouldn't she be making trouble for each other?

"It's the daughter of the veterinary officer Bian's family who appeared in my room for some reason." Wang Rui said to Yanzhi, "I don't know how you got in, so I won't bother with you. You should go back."

This, this is simply unbelievable, there is no reason for the prince not to be tempted by her. Before she came, she had verified it countless times on other scholars, and she just made them flock to her, fascinated.

Rouge stomped angrily: "What's the matter with you?"

Wang Rui was at a loss: "I just wanted to ask you what's going on, your father is waiting for you at the opposite door for breakfast, go home quickly."

Rouge wanted to cry, but she couldn't figure it out, could it be that Prince Wang is so pure that he has never longed for any woman in his heart.

Have you never expected your own "Yan Ruyu"?