How to break into Liaozhai

Wang Rui saw that he wanted to meddle in "nosy", so he couldn't say anything, after all, they couldn't get to know each other without He Yun.

Isn't it just to catch a female ghost? To him, it's just a trivial matter, and it's not bad as a small adjustment.

All the yamen guards in the backyard of the yamen recognized Huo Jing, and let them in after a few jokes, which shows that he is really the magistrate's nephew.

The yamen servant saw He Yunyi's attire, and when they passed by, he muttered, "It must be a Taoist priest who came to catch ghosts, so what does the scholar next to him do?"

"Nowadays, many capable people often wear ordinary clothes. Maybe this scholar is more capable, and the real person does not show his face."

Wang Rui listened, thinking silently, you have misunderstood, I am really what I look like, an ordinary scholar.

When Huo Jing came to the backyard, it was like going back to his own home. While waiting, he laughed and laughed with the maid. After a while, a fat man with a general belly came out of the back hall. His face was red and he could see that the food was good.

"What are you doing here?" Zheng Zhixian looked at his nephew with a sullen face: "Have you been caught cheating again? If your mother hadn't asked me to take care of you before she died, I would have thrown you into the army a long time ago." , keeping you here will only disgrace me."

"Uncle, don't hurt me. Didn't you ask me to find someone who can catch ghosts for you? I brought it to you today. This Taoist priest has great powers, and he can easily subdue demons."

Zheng Zhixian heard this, and his face was not happy: "Last time you found a fake monk for me and cheated me of 100 taels of silver. I haven't settled with you yet. You are really merciless in cheating me." When it was over, I wanted to turn my head away from my nephew, but suddenly found that I couldn't turn my head, and my movements froze.

Huo Jing found that his uncle couldn't move anymore, clapped his hands happily, and gloated: "This is the magic power of the Taoist priest, you know it now!"

The magistrate of Zheng County looked at He Yunyi with his eyes in panic, and seeing that he was looking at him with dissatisfaction, he hurriedly said: "The Taoist priest is supernatural. It's no wonder that Mr. Zheng has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai." I can move.

He Yunyi was not willing to take action against him, but if he didn't show his hands, Zheng Zhixian would definitely quarrel with his nephew endlessly, which would be a waste of time.

Zheng Zhixian tried He Yunyi's spell passively, and immediately changed his face, and bowed reverently: "The real person is on the top, and I will be worshiped by Zheng." After He Yunyi, he looked at Wang Rui: "I don't know. What is this young man's name?"

"Uh..." He Yun paused, "He is my friend."

Alas, he felt uncomfortable that he couldn't introduce Wang Rui to outsiders openly.

"It turns out that she is a friend of the Taoist priest, and she must be a god." After Zheng Zhixian finished touting, he began to talk about business: "I have a concubine, and one day I took a nap and hit a ghost. I hope the Taoist priest can save her life."

He Yunyi didn't bother to listen to these things: "Let me see her."

Zheng Zhixian hesitated for a moment, and then said: "No problem, I will take you to see her." Leading the way, after walking a few steps, he turned to his nephew and said: "You are not allowed to follow!"

"Uncle, just throw it away when you run out of people. I introduced a capable person to you. No credit but hard work." Huo Jing said dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay, go to the cashier to get 100 taels, go quickly."

Huo Jing thought about it, even if he succeeded in catching the demon by Taoist priests, he would only get 100 taels, and he might not be able to get it. Now he can get 100 taels immediately, which is still a good deal. He grinned and said, "Thank you uncle." .

The rest of the people continued to walk to the backyard, and came to the main room in a small courtyard. Zheng Zhixian called the gatekeeper's maid to inform: "Tell San Yiniang to clean up, and tell the Taoist priest who catches the monster to come."

After the maid went in to report, she heard the sound of smashing things from inside, and someone shouted: "Every time you say you can catch monsters, every time you play me, you are deliberately torturing me! I'm not alive, I'm dead!" Forget it, woo woo woo."

Wang Rui pursed his lips, this mental head didn't look like he was hitting a ghost, and then he heard Zheng Zhixian licking his face and coaxing: "Be careful, baby, this time I promise, I will never let you down, this Taoist priest has great magic power , let us go in and take a look, the master will give you another set of head jewelry, you have to be good."

Wang Rui felt goosebumps all over his body and grinned.

When He Yun saw the disgust on his face, he thought to himself that Wang Rui doesn't like sweet talk, that's great, since he is not good at talking anyway.

In a trance, the door was pulled open by the maid, Wang Rui and the others went in, the curtain of the bed was drawn down, covering it tightly, and a shrill voice came from inside: "Catch ghosts! Catch them quickly! How many times have you tormented me!"

Zheng Zhixian smiled apologetically: "Little baby, don't worry, this is guaranteed to be the last time."

He Yun said coldly: "Since you want to catch ghosts, you should at least show your face and let me see your complexion."

Zheng Zhixian hesitated for a while, and stepped forward to open the curtain himself.

As soon as he lifted the curtain, the woman inside jumped up, scratched and tore him: "You just got someone to torture me again, and made me drink dirty talisman water, which made me have diarrhea, you are incompetent, you trash, find me A bunch of crooks have been coming to kill me."

Zheng Zhixian was scratched, not only not angry, but very helpful: "Oh, my baby is not good, it hurts so much."

Wang Rui really didn't want to watch this hot-eyed scene anymore, so he coughed: "Third Aunt, tell me what happened, what kind of ghost did you meet?"

Third Yiniang spared Zheng Zhixian for the time being, and said in a sharp voice: "I have said it eight hundred times, and every time a ghost hunter comes, I have to repeat it."

He Yunyi frowned slightly and stared at the third aunt, his eyes full of doubts.

The third aunt sat on the bed, crossed her hips and said loudly: "I repeat, you all heard clearly, about a month ago, at noon one day, I was lying on the bed resting, and when I was half asleep and half awake, I saw a woman walking out of the wall. The man, with messy hair like a bird's nest, began to hang down to cover his face.

When he came to me, he parted his hair suddenly, revealing a grimace, which was dark and wrinkled.Before I could escape, she pressed me on the bed. Her body seemed to weigh several hundred kilograms, not to mention how heavy, and almost crushed me to death.This is not over, the most disgusting thing is that she actually kissed me, put her tongue into my mouth, poured a lot of saliva, oh, it's really disgusting.

The saliva was as cold as ice, sticky and thick. I didn't want to swallow it, but I had to take a breath, and then my mouth was blocked again. When I couldn't breathe, I had to swallow it. Afterwards, I fainted, and when I woke up, the woman had disappeared, and then I... my stomach was filled with a bunch of shit, and I couldn't get it out even if I spit it out! "

San Yiniang pointed to her swollen belly: "I have a big belly, and the maids at home say I'm pregnant, what am I pregnant with?!"

"Yeah, how could you be pregnant." He Yun said expressionlessly.

The third aunt was stunned, and shouted loudly: "You just say it, is it disgusting? Put it on you, and you have to repeat it every time you catch ghosts. Who can bear it? Hmm? Who can bear it? After I finish speaking, I will I want to throw up again."

She vomited as soon as she said it, but she didn't vomit anything when she lowered her head.

Wang Rui was also panicked, and stroked his chest uncomfortably, it was really disgusting.

Zheng Zhixian looked at He Yunyi with pleading eyes: "She hasn't eaten well for almost a month since that day, and her belly is as big as she is pregnant. Can you do anything?"

Wang Rui thought to himself, who is He Yunyi, how can there be no way to deal with this little monster.

Sure enough, He Yunyi directly gave the solution: "Give her some ginseng soup."

"Can't you do it? Just drink ginseng soup?"

He Yunyi wanted to reply "I like to drink or not", but now he can't put his face away in order to make money, so he "patiently" explained a few words: "Yes, drink."

Zheng Zhixian immediately ordered the servant girl to make ginseng soup. While waiting for the soup, Zheng Zhixian lay on the bed with his third aunt in his arms.

Wang Rui sat and chatted with He Yunyi at the table outside.

He Yun unconsciously stared at the flower on his shoulder again in a daze. It was just a slightly cracked bud, and he didn't know when it would fully bloom.

If you change it, if you plant flowers on yourself, what will it be like?Full bloom?Anyway, he is now focused on Wang Rui.

If Wang Rui's flower is fully bloomed, will it be the same as his current state of mind?The two of them share the same mind, and he will be able to walk into his heart at that time, there will be no barriers between them... um... any barriers...

Unconsciously, He Yun's face became hot, and he drove out these thoughts. The recent thoughts are really problematic.

Take your time when you agree with him, and don't be in a hurry.

At this time Wang Rui leaned over and asked in a low voice: "I see you have been staring at that third aunt, is there anything weird about her?"

He Yun wanted to say, "Are you jealous?", but when he thought about it, Wang Rui is still a flower bone, how could he be jealous of himself, so he hummed lightly, and said: "Of course it's weird, it's obviously a man but wearing a woman's clothes." Clothes, and give them as concubines."

"Male, male?" Wang Rui almost bit his tongue: "Is he a male? I really didn't see it at all." Very powerful, a master of women's clothing.

"As soon as I glanced at him, I could see that he was a man. A man's appearance does not simply refer to his appearance, but is clearly written on his face."

Wang Rui quietly looked at the crooked couple inside. Could it be that Zheng Zhixian, as a local official, is inconvenient to be with men openly, so he let the third aunt disguise herself as a woman to stay with her.

What about him and He Yunyi?There is no way to ask him to pretend to be a woman, but in He Yunyi's capacity, it would be even more terrible to travel with a woman.

Wang Rui rested his cheeks and thought, He Yunyi is so powerful, can they really get together?After all, he is an ordinary person who can't even tell the gender of Third Aunt, alas.

Maybe after getting along for dozens of days, He Yunyi suddenly felt that "mortals are really not fun, there is no novelty", and it may not be necessary to fly back to cultivate immortals.

As soon as He Yun saw that there was something wrong with the flower bone on Wang Rui's shoulder again, the slightly opened flower opening tended to retract, so he hurriedly said, "What are you thinking about?"

Wang Rui said with a guilty conscience: "I didn't think about anything." Could it be that he has mastered mind reading skills?Quickly changed the topic: "I was thinking about that paper man at home, will something go wrong with him?"

"He is you, and it will do what you will."

"My parents forced me to get married, and I jumped over the wall to escape. Will he do the same?"

When He Yun heard this, he was in a great mood: "Well, yes."

At this time, the servant girl came in with the prepared ginseng soup, and the two of them got up and came back to Third Aunt Niang, watching Zheng Zhixian coax his "little heart" to drink the soup with appetite.

After drinking this bowl of soup, Third Aunt soon had a reaction. She covered her mouth and brewed for a while, then bent down, and spit out a puddle of mucus like egg whites, which made Wang Rui decide not to eat dinner.

Third Aunt rubbed her chest, took a few breaths, then leaned over again, this time she spit out dense eggs, each about the size of a bean, crystal clear.

She took a deep breath: "This, what is this?"

As soon as He Yun took out the magic bell from his sleeve and shook it, with the brisk sound of the bell, the eggs burst and turned into little spiders, crawling to a place quickly.

"Take me to find your master." As soon as He Yun followed the group of spiders out, Wang Rui said to the dumbfounded Zheng Zhixian: "What are you doing in a daze, come quickly."

When Third Aunt got off the ground, Wang Rui found that this man was indeed not short. If he was placed on a woman, he should be a tall man that is hard to see.

Everyone followed He Yunyi out of the county government office. It was the time when every household smoked and cooked, and there were few pedestrians on the street, so we didn't meet anyone along the way.

Wang Rui followed unhurriedly. After walking for a while, he suddenly remembered that he was really starving with gold bricks in his hands. Why did he forget to ride a horse when he had a horse in his hand?Then he found a remote corner in the street, unfolded the painting, and said to the horse: "Come out, let me ride for a while."

The black horse came out obediently, with its front legs bent, allowing Wang Rui to ride up smoothly.

He appeared riding a horse, and when He Yun saw him, he smiled and said, "This horse is worth buying."

Zheng Zhixian was surprised and said: "Isn't this my nephew's horse?"

"It's mine now." Wang Rui said to He Yun, "Are you tired? Do you want to come up together?"

He Yunyi imagined, if he rode a horse with him, where should his arms and legs be placed?He glanced at Zheng Zhixian, who was an eyesore: "I'm not tired, I don't ride."

Wang Rui obviously felt that the black horse was relieved.

Walking outside the city, the little spiders got into the tree hole of a banyan tree. He Yunyi shook the bell again, and soon a big flower spider crawled out of the tree hole. Pulling up the reins, the black horse backslid a few times in panic, hiding far away.

Wang Rui looked down at the horse and thought helplessly, you are not a normal creature after all, why are you so timid.

All eight legs of the flower spider curled up, trembling.

Wang Rui stayed on the horse and watched the excitement leisurely. Compared with the demons with mana and mana that he had seen before, this kind of demons who had just become fine were not worth mentioning at all.

"Why do you want to harm the magistrate's concubine?" He Yunyi snapped: "The concubine swallowed your eggs, and in a few days, they will eat the magistrate himself in order to raise these eggs. You not only harmed that concubine One concubine, even the county magistrate himself will harm, the crime is unforgivable!"

At this time, Third Aunt arrived late in a sedan chair, and when she got off the sedan chair, she said delicately: "Oh, this place is really bumpy."

The magistrate of Zheng County leaned forward in a mean way: "I'll find out soon, you came just in time."

While everyone was distracted, the flower spider suddenly got up and fled in one direction. When He Yun saw this, he threw a spell and stuck it directly on the spider's leg. After a burst of white smoke, an old woman whose legs had turned into pus and blood The man crawled on the ground with difficulty, stretched out his hand towards a grave and cried, "Madam...help me..."

Zheng Zhixian suddenly realized: "I said, why is this place so familiar? It turned out to be the burial place of my wife." Zheng Zhixian is not a local. It's been a long time since I visited the grave.

Needless to say, Mrs. Zheng is the mastermind behind the scenes. Wang Rui yawned. The turmoil caused by the jealousy of his wives and concubines is really boring, and he will not stop even if he dies.

He Yunyi probably thought the same way, and knocked on the tombstone without interest: "If you don't come out, I will drag you out."

As soon as the words fell, a young woman dressed as an official lady appeared in the shadow of the banyan tree, with her hips on her hips and scolded angrily: "I'm coming out, the surname is Zheng, I'm going to kill you! Are you not convinced?" ?!" Seeing Third Aunt at a glance, she beat her chest angrily and said, "You bastard, I was really fooled by lard back then and lured wolves into the house."

Third Yiniang didn't dare to look at her, her face was as pale as paper, and she felt guilty.

Wang Rui thought, another bad temper, it seems that Zheng Zhixian likes this kind of hot tempered woman, he is not interested in the affairs between wives and concubines, he just hopes that the quarrel will pass quickly, but the wife of the main house is really angry, he is an ordinary Everyone can see it.

But the dark horse seemed to be very interested in this war. He stepped forward and pricked up his ears, watching with great interest. Wang Rui thought, you gossip horse.

When Zheng Zhixian saw his wife, he immediately softened and stammered: "Madam, how do you know this spider spirit?"

"It was raised by my father since childhood. It lives in the Library Pavilion of our house. We give it food every day. I feel like sisters with it. Later, it left our house when it grew up. I didn't expect that after my death , you all forgot about me, only she still remembers me, come back to me." Mrs. Zheng pointed to her husband and said, "You have no conscience! After I die, if you can come to see me often, burn some Paper, I will forgive you, after all, I am also at fault, but what about you? Just care about getting along with him, and completely forget about me."

Zheng County Magistrate begged for mercy: "Good lady, don't miss the world, go and reincarnate quickly." Then he turned to He Yunyi: "I will give you another 200 taels of silver, and you can send my lady to reincarnation."

Upon hearing this, Mrs. Zheng jumped up and scolded: "Into your grandma's hairy cunt, you want to send me into reincarnation?! Okay, send it, I will shake off everything you did in front of the palace of the king of hell Already!"

Wang Rui was not interested in hearing this, it's because of the crimes of taking bribes and taking bribes, which official didn't point it out.

But she didn't want Mrs. Zheng to continue: "After you castrated a villain who raped a woman, you took it as a concubine. If this matter is revealed, you will not be able to protect your wife and life, and you will go to the eighteenth floor of hell."

Wang Rui was shocked. He looked at San Yiniang, and sure enough, he saw San Yiniang biting her lip, with cold sweat oozing from her forehead.

Zheng Zhixian stamped his feet and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense!" Then he said to He Yun: "Master Dao, this woman has turned into an evil spirit to drive monsters to harm people. It is not a pity to die. Let her soul be wiped out quickly. I will pay another 500 taels !"

He Yunyi didn't speak, but looked at Third Aunt in disgust.

He can only know that he is an adulterous man through his facial features, but he cannot see his criminal past, which needs to be calculated based on his birth date.

Before saving someone next time, you should do the horoscope first, and this kind of guy should be killed.

Mrs. Zheng pointed at Third Aunt and said angrily: "Your name is Wang Daxi, and you are Sang Chong's disciple. You were escorted to the Yamen because you were suspected of stealing. At that time, no one knew you were a man. I saw that you were a weakling." Girl, you said you know how to needle and thread, so I guaranteed you out of prison and left you to be a needle mother at home. What happened to you? You ended up with me, and hooked up with this heartless person again. You two are living together. , throw me aside."

Sang Chong specializes in teaching men to disguise themselves as women, enter the inner house, or seduce or rape women. His disciples are scum just like him.

Wang Rui was astonished, he felt that the black horse under him was stunned in shock.

"Later when the Sang Chong incident happened, he castrated you for fear that your identity would be revealed, and left you as a concubine. You'll die in a few days, you're lucky, dogs and men! No, dogs and men, it's not right! In short, you two will suffer thousands of knives! That's right, I'm so angry that I want to kill you, you deserve it! You deserve it! "

Wang Rui wholeheartedly agrees with the phrase "death deserves more than guilt. There is no innocent person in this incident. Needless to say, the so-called third concubine should be arrested. Ling Chi should be arrested. The magistrate of Zheng County took bribes to cover criminals, and Mrs. Zheng hired murderers to kill people."

The magistrate of Zheng County almost knelt down to He Yunyi: "Master Daoist, you can have as much money as you want, just make this woman disappear quickly."

Third Yiniang screamed, stomped her feet and said, "Master, quickly make her disappear."

He Yun sighed, it's unlucky to meet so many rotten people, it's doomed to waste his time, he said coldly to Zheng Zhixian and San Yiniang: "You two, stand apart and keep away from each other."

San Yiniang and Zheng Zhixian hurriedly obeyed, and stood at a certain distance from each other.

He Yun glanced around and waved to Wang Rui: "Come here."

Wang Rui got off the horse obediently, and led it to He Yunyi. The black horse's mouth was tense, dripping cold sweat, which showed that He Yunyi put a lot of pressure on it.

"What are you going to do?" Wang Rui asked in a low voice.

As soon as He Yun didn't want to talk, his money was ruined and he was in a bad mood.

He took out a token, made a seal with both hands on the top of his head, and said in his mouth: "Destroy mountains and mountains, turn the earth upside down. All gods, Qi Nuo, call the saints and immortals. Hold the token in your hand, and we will forever protect our power. Today there is Evil spirits, who do evil in the world, dispatch thunder generals to clean up the filth, and Immortal Xuanming is in a hurry like a law."

He was able to dispatch Thunder General, all thanks to the name of the patriarch on this token.

So under normal circumstances, he is not willing to use it. The old man is cautious and used his name, so he must burn more stoves to pay him back in the future.

However, it doesn't matter now.

Wang Rui only felt that the wind was blowing on the flat ground, and the wind was ringing in his ears. He unconsciously grabbed He Yunyi's sleeve and moved closer to him, and the black horse would no longer care about being afraid of He Yunyi, and squeezed to this side.

I saw the clouds in the sky quickly gathered into a ball, and I knew something happened at a glance.

boom -

A thunderbolt landed, splitting the spider woman whose legs had turned into pus and blood into a ball of coke.

Seeing him, the magistrate of Zheng County sighed in his heart that this Taoist was indeed powerful, and he was able to strike down thunder and eradicate evil spirits.

boom -

At this moment, a purple thunderbolt descended from the sky, directly hitting Third Aunt beside him.

Third Yiniang leaned her body and fell directly to the ground, leaving a scorched black spot on her temple, she must have died.

Wang Rui looked at He Yunyi: "This is..."

"It has nothing to do with me to destroy him." He was only in charge of bringing in General Lei. As for what standard Lei General used to eradicate evildoers, he had his own rules for the implementation of the Lei Department.

Anyway, people who do a lot of evil are hacked to death by the heavens, which is happy to hear.

Just when Zheng Zhixian was at a loss, he only felt a flash in front of his eyes, and then his eyes went black, and he couldn't see anything.

"Eyes—my eyes—why don't you see?"

The two porters who carried Third Aunt hurriedly stepped forward to support the magistrate, yelling in their mouths, but they didn't know what to do.

Now that the sun was setting, Mrs. Zheng could walk out of the shadow of the banyan tree, but instead of going to her husband who wanted revenge, she came to the scorched spider body, lowered her head and covered her mouth, and said with tears in her eyes: "... ...it's all my fault...it's me who hurt you..."

"Really, it's a waste of time." He Yun snorted, "It's been a day, let's go."

After a busy day, the money was in vain. Making money is not as easy as imagined. After all, I don’t know who I will meet, so I have to get the money first next time.

Wang Rui saw that this group of rotten people had suffered retribution, so he got on his horse and invited again: "Aren't you going to ride up?"

He Yun shook his head: "I'm not as delicate as you, you can ride by yourself." Holding the rein, he left the mess behind him.

And the two thunder generals on the cloud looked at each other in astonishment.

"Isn't that Tianxuzi, who is under the sect of Xuanming Xianzun, who actually leads a horse for a mortal? He is right."

"Ask us to clean up the evil spirits. It seems like he is a cultivator, but he leads a horse for a mortal... um... I don't understand..."

"It has nothing to do with us, go back and write the papers." General Lei was dispatched by someone every day, and he had to write papers and submit them to Lei Zu every day, so there must be no mistake.

Under the clouds, Wang Rui looked up and saw that the clouds gradually dispersed, and the sky returned to dark blue.He saw the lights on the hillside not far away, and pointed his finger: "Tonight, let's stay here."

He Yunyi took a look: "All right."

"That, that... It's not the time for us to live in the same room. It's better to live in separate rooms, don't you think?"

He Yun thought wholeheartedly, Wang Rui really deserved to be a son of a rich family. He thought that if he stayed in an inn, he still had room to choose a room. If there is a vacant room in an ordinary farmhouse, he would burn incense.

However, he didn't seem to notice this.Hmm... Shall I tell him?

Forget it, after all, it hurts too much, so I won't say it.

"Yes."

Wang Rui could hear a hint of a smile in his tone, and thought to himself, are you happy to live apart?Well, that's right, after all, it's easier to keep Yuanyang if they live separately.