How to break into Liaozhai

Satisfy his wish?How to be satisfied and marry him?

Wang Rui felt that he didn't need to teach He Yun the common sense that two men can't get married: "Stop joking."

He Yunyi's expression didn't look like joking, but was extraordinarily serious, similar to when he turned into a sheep and had a debate with Xiaoyangzi.

"I want the whole city to know your family's evil deeds, and I can do it without leaving here." Ah Wu said full of resentment.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a magpie twittering on the eaves: "The Wang family is a liar who regrets the marriage, the Wang family is a liar who regrets the marriage!"

Just when Wang Rui was surprised, all kinds of birds in the yard started talking, repeating that the Wang family regretted not marrying.

He hurried over to cover Ah Wu's mouth: "Quickly tell these sparrows to stop talking, we have something to talk about!"

The bird on the eaves shouted sharply: "You regret the marriage first, and don't allow others to sue!"

The Wang family and his wife asked He Yunyi for help: "Master He, what should I do with this?"

"He has a relationship with your family and has nothing to do with outsiders. You can figure it out yourself." He Yun glanced at Wang Rui coldly, the words were clearly meant for him.

Wang Rui saw that covering A Wu's mouth could not stop the spread of rumors, so in grief and indignation, he simply said: "As you like, spread the word, just say that a male parrot wants to marry a son as a wife, and passers-by are laughing at you. Still laughing at me."

"It's unreasonable!" Seeing Wang Rui's heartlessness, Ah Wu said with tears in his eyes, "Your family are all bad guys."

"Wait a minute, you said you have a marriage contract with Rui'er, but you should also know that this kind of thing is about the orders of the parents and the words of the matchmaker, and the private life is not counted." Wang Yongde planned to use "rules" to crush him to death. He retreated despite the difficulties.

Wang Rui found a ray of light: "That's right, you can't make a private decision for life."

It’s okay if I don’t mention it, but when I mentioned it, Ah Wu became more energetic: "Have you forgotten? Your family chose me on its own initiative. Where is your old man? He said it himself. He wants me to marry Wang Rui. Don’t go back on your word .”

Mrs. Zhao asked suspiciously, "Old man?" It seemed that he had a vague impression. Back then, the old man had indeed raised a parrot, and he liked to tease it every day. Later, when the old man died, his husband entrusted someone to resell the parrot when he saw that it was sad. Could it be In front of this.

A flash of memory suddenly appeared in Wang Yongde's mind.

His father raised a parrot. Once he took his son to his father's room, and the son clamored for the parrot to play with. At that time, the old man loved the parrot and was reluctant to call his grandson a "scourge". He coaxed him and said, "Not now, When this parrot grows up to be your daughter-in-law, you can play again."

He found it interesting at the time, and said to his son: "Yes, it will be your wife at that time, and I will play with you again."

Then the stupid son called the parrot wife, which made the two adults laugh.

Recalling Wang Yongde in the past, his face became ugly: "...Those words are just jokes, since you are a man, and our Ruier is also a man, you should understand that he cannot marry you. A couple in the world is not a man and a woman No."

Wang Rui deduced that the so-called marriage was told by his father and grandfather to the parrot jokingly. They were joking, but the parrot took it seriously.

His grandfather and his father are really hard to say, making such a joke with a male parrot is probably still the time

He breathed a sigh of relief instantly, it's great, it turned out it wasn't his romantic debt: "He Yunyi, listen, it has nothing to do with me."

He Yun glanced at him and said nothing.

A Wu bit his lower lip: "Can anything be a joke? You are serious, so I will take it seriously, but you are nothing but liars in the end. Also, you sold me to the northwest so cruelly, I went all the way , I came back after suffering a lot, and I asked you to reason, but I got this result. Could it be that we are straight-hearted parrots, and we believe what people say, is it all our fault?!" After finishing speaking, he slammed into the rockery Suddenly, a bloodstain was left on the rock wall, and he passed out.

The figure of the boy on the ground slowly changed, and finally turned into a big colorful parrot.

Seeing this, Wang Yongde and Mrs. Zhao hurriedly told the maids: "Pick it up to the back." Then two maids lifted the parrot's head and the other's two legs, and moved it down.

Ah Wu was lying on the bed with his bird legs facing the sky. After a long time, he heard someone calling his name. He opened his eyes and saw his elder sister Ah Ying standing in front of the bed. He couldn't help sobbing: "Sister, the Wang family are all bad people."

Ah Ying blew on the wound on his younger brother's head: "If you come to the door so recklessly, anyone will think you are looking for faults."

"It was my sister who said that the Wang family would never come to marry me. I ran over to see that Wang Rui didn't remember me at all, so I made a fuss out of frustration." Ah Wu was wronged, and he clearly agreed, but he stood still. When he was in front of Wang Rui, he didn't remember him at all, how could he not make him angry.

Ah Ying said softly: "Let me give you a piece of advice. If you think about it, change your temper and be nice to him. If he can accept you, you can stay. If you can't, leave as soon as possible. Human beings sometimes If you are unreasonable, you can break your oath at any time. Besides, you are a man, so you cannot marry him, and it is normal for their family not to accept you. "

"Why not? I can do anything my wife can do."

Aying smiled wryly and shook her head: "How many times have I told you, you can't."

He thought unconvinced, I just can.

-

Wang Rui was in a very bad mood. It was a happy event to recover from a sheep, but he was in a bad mood early in the morning because of an inexplicable marriage.

He finally understood that as a monk, He Yunyi hated unclean and self-sufficient people very much, and he had a problem with drinking flower wine before, but now that rotten peach blossoms came to his door, he was even more disgusted.

Now that he has regained his human body, before the big parrot wakes up, he has to take the time to show his face at the academy to let everyone know that he has returned from his "travel", so as not to worry about him anymore.

As soon as he appeared in the academy, he caused a sensation. After his friends confirmed that he was the complete Wang Rui, they pressed him on the table and gave him a "violent beating". Can't be lighthearted.

Huang Jiulang watched from the side and didn't stop him. He could tell the difference between a joke and a real beating. When everyone dispersed, he rubbed Wang Rui's back: "They really went down to find you a few days ago. A lot of effort."

Not only the classmates paid attention to his return, but also the head of the mountain. He stayed after school and reprimanded him. released".

When he got back to the door of the house, he got out of the carriage and saw Ah Wu standing at the door waiting for him, staggering in fright: "Why are you here?"

Ah Wu snatched Wenshun's bookbag from Wenshun's hand, and smiled obediently: "You're back, go in quickly."

This is so different from the style in the morning, Wang Rui squinted at him, wondering what your plan was.

After entering the door, Ah Wu followed behind step by step, making him feel uncomfortable all over, and ran back to his courtyard in the east wing in three steps at a time. After he entered the room and sat down, Ah Wu appeared and asked obediently: " Do you want me to hammer your leg?"

"Are you knocking your head out? You are not like this in the morning."

Ah Wu said in a low voice: "I was wrong about what happened in the morning. I was too impatient. I apologize to you. Can you forgive me?"

"Okay, I forgive you, but I'm a man, you are a man, no, even if you are a woman, I can't marry you, the transgressors are far away, don't say it's just a joke from the old man, it's him who is serious about it If you offer me a job, I should refuse and I will still refuse." Wang Rui said: "I know you want to be low-key and let me accept you softly. Let me tell you that this is also impossible, so don't even think about it."

A layer of mist floated in A Wu's eyes.

Seeing him like this, Wang Rui couldn't help but feel that he was a bit pitiful: "Otherwise, I will find you a beautiful female parrot, and you will make a pair, and I will pay you."

"...What are you talking about?! You are insulting me!" Ah Wu turned around and rushed towards the door after speaking, broke through the door and ran away.

Looking at the swinging broken door, Wang Rui said in astonishment: "Is this the way to be violent and pretend to be gentle? It would be great if you just leave like this."

During this period, Wang Yongde and Mrs. Zhao came over and asked him if he saw A Wu, and if he had gone away after a long time no see, it would be great if he disappeared.

As a result, at night, Wang Rui sat up in a daze, and suddenly heard A Wu say: "Do you want a chamber pot?"

Wang Rui was so scared that his heart almost jumped out of his throat, and he said angrily: "Yes, bring it quickly, I will smash your bird's head with it!"

Hearing this, Ah Wu disappeared, leaving Wang Rui sitting on the bed sullen.

He couldn't take it anymore, and went to He Yunyi early the next morning to ask for a Taoist talisman. If he didn't subdue this guy, he would be isolated outside the door anyway. It was too much for him to follow him like this.Just now, when he was eating breakfast, he appeared again and insisted on feeding him pastries.

As soon as He Yun heard his "complaint", he curled his lips, with a slack expression of "I just don't want to care about it": "He is feeding you pastries, not poison."

"But he interfered with the normal life. It doesn't matter if the academy is on holiday today. I'm afraid he will follow him tomorrow."

"Then introduce this to your classmates as your daughter-in-law."

Wang Rui went crazy: "You don't want to care about it on purpose, right?"

"When he wants to eat you, I'll take care of it."

Wang Rui said angrily: "Forget it, don't bother you, I'll ask two strong servants to catch him and make parrot soup."

He returned to his study room, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Ah Wu rubbing ink, and the servant girl next to him wanted to cry but said without tears: "Young Master, I can't drive him away."

Wang Rui waved his hand to signal the maid to go down, ignored Ah Wu, and sat down at the desk, with his hands on his forehead, lost in deep thinking, it was impossible to rely on He Yunyi for everything.

Thinking about it carefully, this parrot has a rather violent temper, and he would hit a mountain if he disagreed with him before.

He has no knowledge of himself, so he would force marriage and hit a wall for a while, and now he clings to it again. This kind of character is very easy to repeat, and I am afraid that his tolerance for his lover will not be too high.

This is Liaozhai, what kind of lover is the most popular?A good-looking and talented scholar, what kind of scholar is the most disliked, of course it is someone like Zhu Erdan who has no talent and learning.

Thinking of this, Wang Rui raised his head and said to A Wu, "What do you mean by that playful look?"

"Huh?" Ah Wu was taken aback, teasing, isn't it a joke?

"Don't stand here, I think you're dizzy." Wang Rui violently pushed him out, sat back at the table, dipped his pen in the ink and began to write, and when he was done, he came out with a note to call Wenshun: "Pass." Here’s an errand for you, do it well, don’t forget your young master, I’m a person who must be reported.”

As soon as Wen Shuncai took the note, Ah Wu snatched it away: "Leave it to me."

In the middle of Wang Rui's arms, he knew that he was hiding in the dark to "grab credit", so he deliberately said: "I didn't let you go, return the note to Wenshun."

After finishing speaking, Ah Wu smiled triumphantly and ran away.

When he got outside the door, he unfolded the note and wrote a line on it: Luer from Guangshunzhai and Baisa from Fuyuanju are on sale today, if you can't buy them, you are the most expensive little tear in the world.

He deeply felt that it should be velvet antler, white wine, and a hateful servant.

By the way, he seems to have also said that every grievance must be reported, and that every grievance must be reported.

Although Ah Wu has been in other places these years, the owners of the family he lives in are also well-educated people, and there are no white people in the family.

Wang Rui couldn't even comprehend simple sentences, it's really superficial, and it's really shameful for him to die for this kind of person.

He turned around and went back to Wang Rui's study room. At this time, there was no one in the room, so he took a pen and wrote on the back: What's the matter 'Ke Lang'?Deer ear white sprinkle.It is better to be a prostitute than to have a son-in-law like this!

When I was about to go out, I bumped into Wang Rui, and he said angrily: "I thought you were a literati, so I didn't feel ashamed, so I came to the door by myself. I didn't expect you to be ostentatious! I only judge people by their appearance, and I have a marriage contract with people like you , I will be ridiculed by the world."

After speaking, he disappeared.

Wang Rui sat back in the chair, put his feet on the table, and spread his hands proudly: "It's settled."

-

Ah Wu accumulated a lot of resentment in his chest, thinking that Wang Rui is really an idiot, and he is also an idiot who treats him coldly.

He regained the appearance of a parrot, flapping his wings and flying in the sky. My sister was right, human beings are unreliable. When they didn't keep their promises to marry me, I should give up hope in human beings.

All of a sudden, he suddenly remembered that Wang Rui seemed to be a scholar, and if he could pass the examination, he would not be so bad that he could write wrong words in simple daily life.

I was tricked by him, no, I have to go back and find him.

He turned around and flew back, suddenly he only felt his body sank, and fell down uncontrollably, he flapped his wings vigorously, but he couldn't change the fact that he was falling.

Finally, he fell to the ground and was caught by a pair of rough green leather hands.

The owner of the big hand has curly brown hair and a ferocious face. At this time, he stared at A Wu with eyes like copper bells: "I was worried that I would not have a gift for the old demon of Montenegro, and you, a parrot, came to the door by yourself. Now, at the banquet, you will present a song to Mr. Montenegro, if you sing well, I will let you go, if not, I will poison you to death." He shook his sharp steel-like nails in front of Ah Wu's eyes shake.

Although Ah Wu didn't know what the Black Mountain Old Demon was, he would never dare to refute and nodded blindly.

The green-faced ghost nodded in satisfaction, grabbed A Wu and said, "Before I go to the banquet, I still have someone to clean up. Don't say anything, or I will kill you." After speaking, he put A Wu in his leather bag, stride forward.

After a while, he saw the scorpion dealer he had been chasing.

This businessman is very hateful. He enters the mountain with wooden pliers, lifts stones, looks for caves, and hunts for scorpions everywhere to sell. It's fine to catch scorpions, but no matter how old or young he bumps into him, the number of his descendants suddenly increases. reduce.

The businessman who sells scorpions also feels that something is hurting him. He has been hiding in hiding recently. The boss hides himself.

The boss took a big urn and covered him under it. After finishing it, a strong man with a ferocious face came in.

"Where's the merchant?"

"Go out." The boss calmly pointed to the door.

The scorpion ghost sniffled, smelling that the businessman was under the urn, walked to the big urn, walked around, knocked on the big urn with his nails, and strode out.

The boss looked out on tiptoe and saw that the man was gone. When he opened the big urn, he saw the businessman huddled on the ground, gurgles of dirty blood kept coming out from his ears and nose. His head and even his body were moving at a speed visible to the naked eye. It shriveled, and in an instant, there was only a piece of human skin left, and finally this human skin also melted in the dirty blood.

The boss fell to the ground, the one who went out just now was a monster.

The scorpion ghost here has finished chasing and killing the enemy, and went to find his grandma without any distractions, and was going to go to the banquet of the old Heishan demon. Yao is more domineering and free and easy, so you can call it whatever you want in private.

He is a well-known big monster, no matter his own ability or connections are first-class.

At his banquet, you can make friends with other monsters and get closer to each other. If something happens, you can take care of each other.

For example, the tree demon grandma, he met at the banquet of the old demon in Montenegro, they hit it off immediately, he threw a batch of scorpions under the tree of grandma, biting pilgrims and travelers resting under the tree from time to time, in order to attract some human beings The essence is used for cultivation.

When he walked to Lanruo Temple, it was already evening, and he knocked on the tree trunk.

At this time, a white-haired old woman came out from the tree, holding an extremely beautiful girl by the hand: "Xiaoqian, I have seen the scorpion ghost."

Nie Xiaoqian called Scorpion Ghost with a cold expression, and said no more.

"Don't blame her, this child is very pitiful, her father and mother were killed, and she is buried here alone, and now the bones of her parents have not yet been found." The old woman smiled and squeezed out tears all over her face. Henggou: "Don't be afraid, with grandma here, I will definitely avenge you."

Nie Xiaoqian bit her lip and said firmly: "If you can get revenge, Xiaoqian is willing to go through fire and water for grandma."

"Hehe, what are you talking about going through fire and water now, don't be in a hurry. Let's go, let's go and relax first." The old woman said to the scorpion ghost: "Why do you have other smells on you? Who else did you bring? I brought Xiaoqian I've shown you everything, so don't hide it from me."

"Oh, I forgot if you didn't tell me, it's this little bird." The scorpion ghost took A Wu out of his bag, saw that A Wu was stiff all over, and shook it vigorously: "Don't pretend to be dead! If you don't open your eyes, I will stab him." Wear your stomach."

Ah Wu immediately opened his eyes: "I'm sorry, I took a nap just now."

The scorpion ghost said: "I don't have any presents to give to the Black Mountain old demon. This silly bird looks like he can sing very well. When the time comes, ask him to sing a song. I hope the old demon will like it."

"Hehe, can you sing?" the old woman asked hoarsely.

"Old man, to tell you the truth, I am a daughter-in-law from a good family, and I can't sing. It's true. I am the daughter-in-law of Wang Rui, the eldest son of the Wang family in the city. We have been engaged since childhood."

It is difficult to distinguish male and female parrots from their appearance alone. When he said that he was a daughter-in-law, everyone thought he was a female, so they all believed him.

Nie Xiaoqian remembered this benefactor who had saved her, although she still did not change her fate of falling into the water and drowning: "Is what you said true?"

The old woman also vaguely remembered this person. At that time, he was chased by the corpse demon and hid around her. Later, he was no longer what he used to be. He caught up with a powerful Taoist priest, and even Lu Juan took care of him. I am afraid that he will never be caught by the corpse demon He ran after him: "If it's really his parrot, Scorpion Ghost, I advise you to let it go."

"Why, what's so great about this man?"

"It's not that he is great, but that the Taoist priest he knows is great." The old woman said: "The other party is serious, let alone you and me, even the old demon of Montenegro can only be punished."

"Hmph, is it really that powerful?"

The old woman nodded solemnly.

Taoist priests have seen a lot, what is there to be afraid of? !The scorpion ghost let out a strong nasal voice in disdain, and after smoothing Ah Wu's fur with his hand, he flipped him into the air: "Go back."

Nie Xiaoqian looked at the parrot flying higher and higher, watching him run towards freedom, suddenly a bold impulse surged in her heart, she wanted to shout out a word hoarsely: "Tell Wang Rui to save me!" But the words stayed on her lips, In the end, he didn't say anything, and watched the parrot spread its wings silently until it disappeared.

Ah Wu felt something strange in his body, his whole body was in pain, and after falling to the ground and turning into a human form, the moment he flung open the door of Wang Rui's study, he fell to the ground.

Wang Rui was reviewing the book when he suddenly saw A Wu came back, and thought desperately, can you spare me?But he found that he was lying on the ground motionless, he was puzzled and hurried to help him up: "What's wrong with you?" At this moment, his palm felt numb, and a cloud of black air gathered in his palm, he jumped away from Ah Wu in a panic, and threw him away. Shaking his hands: "Is this poison?"

Ah Wu coughed up a mouthful of blood, presumably the scorpion ghost smeared the poison on him when he let him go.

Wang Rui immediately went to find He Yunyi, knocked on his door and said loudly: "He Yunyi, you can control me now, I'm poisoned."

Don't bother him with small things, now that you are poisoned, you can go to him.

He Yunyi suspected that he had misheard, but seeing his face pale as paper, he was sure that he was not joking.

Wang Rui rolled up his sleeves. At this time, the black toxin had spread from the palm of his hand to the crook of his arm: "It's worse than before."

He Yun looked at it in surprise, quickly tapped his acupoints to prevent the poison from extending to his vital parts, then pulled him into the room, cut his wrist to release the black blood, and took out the pill given by Master Cui Give him the pill.

Seeing that his face gradually returned to blood, He Yunyi complained: "What did you play to get stung? Scorpion, poisonous snake?"

"It was infected by touching Ah Wu. He is still lying in the study, let's go back and save him."

"...Why are you touching him if you have nothing to do?" He Yun said angrily.

"He was poisoned when he came back from the outside, and he fell to the ground. I helped him up." Wang Rui felt aggrieved.

Then you can just say that you helped him get infected, why do you say touch, the words are inaccurate!He Yun walked out in a big stride: "I hope that bird is not dead, ask what's going on." Could it be that Xiaoyangzi came back after killing him?Probably not, he cast a curse almost, poisoning is not his handwriting.

Ah Wu in the study was knocked to the ground by the poison, lying upright, He Yunyi went over to test his breath, took out the pill and forced it into his mouth, stepped on him and shook it vigorously.

I don't know whether it was the effect of the pill or the shaking, Ah Wu slowly opened his eyes, and after seeing the person in front of him clearly, he passed He Yunyi and looked directly at Wang Rui with tears in his eyes.

He Yun glanced at Wang Rui coldly, and then asked Ah Wu, "What's going on? Someone poisoned you, did it target you, or knew you were related to Wang Rui, and then targeted him?"

General Ah Wu told everything that happened, and he couldn't figure out what the scorpion ghost was thinking. Maybe he just wanted to poison him to death simply because he felt unwilling to let him go.

He Yunyi didn't see it that way, since he knew that there was a powerful Taoist priest behind Wang Rui, he dared to attack his parrot, so it could be seen that he didn't take Wang Rui seriously, let alone He Yunyi.

The scorpion ghost should have met Wang Rui when he poisoned the parrot, but he didn't care, which showed that he was provocative.

If there was a slight mistake, Wang Rui was poisoned to death by the scorpion ghost with the help of the parrot.

Keeping this kind of vicious poison is also a disaster, it is better to remove it.

Hearing what the parrot said, it seems that there is a monster nest nearby, which is big enough to hold a banquet. When he leaves in the future, it will not be safe for Wang Rui to stay here. Why don't you take this opportunity to get rid of them and make his surroundings as safe as possible? .

He grabbed Wang Rui and walked out: "Go talk to that scorpion!"