How to break into Liaozhai

Er Niang pretended to feel her pulse, thinking about how to get the beautiful woman in front of her.

Just as she was thinking about it, she felt the wrist under her fingers slipped, and when she raised her eyes, she saw that the other party was looking at her with a smile on her face, and her eyes were full of teasing.

The vagabonds have a natural ability to distinguish the same kind, and Er Niang was delighted that this little lady is also a vagabond, so she picked her up and said, "My lady's disease lies in the imbalance of Qi and blood, so I need massage to straighten it out."

You Feng smiled and said, "Where can I find a massage master? I wonder if you, a little doctor, can do it?" After speaking, he got up and walked straight to the bed.

Erniang was overjoyed to see her take such an active role, and followed her: "I will tell you, I have a massage technique handed down from my ancestors, and the custodian will know it's good after trying it." After approaching You Feng, she leaned closer to her , sniffing the scent on the back of her neck.

You Feng climbed up on the bed and sat down, flirting with his eyes: "Then let's try it." Er Niang followed her and sat on the bed, and put down the curtain, instantly cutting off the light from the outside world, and the two hugged each other intimately. Together, we can smell each other's breath.

Suddenly, Er Niang smelled a slight rancid smell, and felt strange. It is true that a woman usually uses powder and incense to cover up her body odor, but her real body should not be rancid no matter what.

You Feng's scarlet lips parted slightly, and he licked his tongue: "How to massage? Do you need to take off your clothes?"

Er Niang saw that she was acting abnormally, and couldn't help teasing her: "Why are you in such a hurry, little lady?"

You Feng chuckled and said, "Because I'm hungry."

"Which mouth?"

You Feng narrowed his eyes, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "What if I'm hungry down here?"

Erniang grabbed her hand and whispered in her ear: "This is for you." If it was an ordinary woman, Erniang would not have gotten to the point so quickly, because she felt that the woman in front of her was slutty and wanted to make peace, That's how bold it is.

You Feng touched something that a woman shouldn't have, and he wasn't surprised at all: "I can tell at a glance that you are a fake woman and a real man, otherwise I wouldn't let you come here." He raised his hand and stroked his cheek.

"Second Niang" enjoyed her touch very much. Seeing that the other party had seen through her identity a long time ago, she no longer concealed her identity, and immediately stopped speaking in a false voice, but resumed a man's voice: "The lady is perfect for the villain, the villain Let’s make my wife perfect tonight.”

You Feng smiled and said: "It's a pity, you can only fulfill me, but I can't fulfill you." As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly grabbed his neck with one hand and pinched "Second Mother" so that her face turned red and her eyes bulged. He struggled non-stop but made no sound at all.

He couldn't help kicking around, terrified in his heart, what's wrong with this woman, how can she be so strong?Just when he was about to roll his eyes and pass out, the other party suddenly let go of him. He lay on the bed panting instinctively, his hands covering his neck, and he couldn't even open his eyes.

You Feng asked coldly: "What the hell are you? To be honest, why are you a man disguised as a woman?"

Seeing that he met the powerful master, he was scared out of his wits immediately, slipped to the ground, kowtowed and begged for mercy: "My lady, please forgive me, the younger one is called Wang Erxi, he is from Gucheng, my elder brother Wang Daxi is a disciple of Sang Chong, So I also learned how to pretend to be a woman. I passed by and seduced women in the name of teaching them how to sew or massage... My wife spares my life, my wife is a hero among women, I dare not offend my little one, please spare my life, my little one I will leave Yangxin County now, and dare not come again."

After Sang Chong learned how to dress up as a woman, he started teaching classes. He not only taught these men with malicious intentions how to dress up as a woman, but also taught them how to sneak into the boudoir, tease and coax them, and how to threaten the victimized women after they succeed, so as not to let them report. .

After Wang Erxi learned this method, he went all the way to Yangxin County, found a pharmacist who lived alone, coaxed the old man to take her in, and continued to give women medical treatment and look for victims.

When they arrived in Yangxin County, You Feng was the first person to attack.

"How many women have you raped?"

"The villain debuted not long ago, only sixteen."

"Just?" You Fengsen sneered.

Wang Erxi realized that he had made a slip of the tongue: "It's not a talent, it's not a talent, the young one deserves to die, the young one deserves to die, but please forgive the young one. The young one is a man after all, you should sue the young one to the government, and the young one should be punished. Reputation is not good either. After I left Yangxin County, I changed my mind and never did this job again."

You Feng raised Wang Erxi's chin with his left hand: "Don't worry, I won't report to the government."

Wang Erxi breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you, lady." But as soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly saw two or three inches long nails on her right hand, which were like sharp blades and shone blue.

He was so frightened that he couldn't make a sound, his legs were weak, and he saw her right hand thrust into his chest suddenly, pulling out a heart that was still beating.

Before he felt the pain, he had already fallen backwards, out of breath.

You Feng grasped the heart with his right hand, and ripped off the skin with his left hand. After all, when he was feasting, blood stains accidentally stained the skin, and it would be very troublesome to clean.

The eyes of Wang Erxi's corpse were slightly opened, as if even after death, he still couldn't believe what happened before his eyes.

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The next day, You Feng ran into Qishun who was fetching water from the well in the yard.

Qishun glared at her, and said coldly: "When did Er Niang leave yesterday?"

"I don't know when. It was very comfortable to massage me. I fell asleep. I don't know when the person left. Anyway, when I opened my eyes, it was dark and the person was gone."

Qishun didn't think too deeply. He filled the water and walked forward with the bucket in his hand. After walking a few steps, he turned around and frowned and said, "Did you grind your teeth at night? Last night there were all kinds of noises in your room." Soso's movements."

You Feng yawned calmly: "Maybe, grind your teeth." As he spoke, he picked his lower teeth with the nail of his little finger.

After all, it is too thin and difficult to chew.

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Wang Rui spent a few days in peace, playing with cats, walking dogs, eating, drinking and having fun every day. He had long forgotten about Wang Zan and the little Taoist priest. He is a very good person, big-hearted and not worried.

During the township examination, the rankings were released. The bad news is that Wang Rui failed the rankings, but the good news is that no one in the entire county was selected.This is normal, each province has only [-] to [-] candidates for admission. For Yangxin, which has a small number of applicants, it is big news if someone gets the exam.

Everyone looked at it very openly, wiped away tears, and took the exam three years later!

Early this morning, send him an invitation.

It turned out that several candidates who took the exam together returned to the city one after another after surviving catastrophe. Among them, the scholar Huo Ke took the lead and organized a gathering of familiar scholars.

Wang Rui had nothing to do. Obviously, he went to the appointment. Everyone was in the same county, and they didn't see each other. On some occasions, they should or should not appear on the stage.Especially Wang Rui himself is a man of influence in the county, the banquet would not be complete without him, if he does not go, he really needs to have a valid reason.

The venue of the banquet is very familiar - Yumanlou.

Seeing Wang Rui waving his folding fan and leading his followers upstairs, the old bustard greeted him with a smile on his face: "Young Master Wang is here again, just tell me, you came so diligently, do you have a crush on some girl from us?"

"Diligent only twice? Are there no repeat customers here? It's worth making a fuss if you come twice?" Wang Rui laughed, stopped talking to the old bustard, and went straight to Huo Ke and the others.

Huo Ke and seven or eight other scholars have already lined up banquets and waited for him, even the prostitutes who accompany the wine are ready.

Wang Rui was relieved that he didn't notice the two prostitutes who ran into him that day and was immobilized by the spell. Fortunately, fortunately, it's better for less people to know about that embarrassing incident.

Everyone met, greeted each other, and congratulated each other on their survival after the catastrophe.After chatting, I found out that after Huo Ke and others fell into the water and were rescued, they lived in a small local village for a few days before hiring a car and driving back home. They were not as anxious as Wang Rui.

However, Wang Rui, as a rich and powerful son, has a halo on his body. In the eyes of others, he is not reckless when he rushes home, but he is free and easy. Especially when he heard that he fought the corpse demon bravely, they lamented that Wang Rui not only has the spirit of a rich man. , Even more heroic.

In fact, Wang Rui has already discovered that in this world, if you want to get along well, you must be rich and talented.

But being able to donate money with righteousness and being quite heroic is the foundation of uniting people and gaining support.

Timid nerds are not welcome and excluded from organizations.

For example, Zhu Erdan who is here now, he is Huo Ke's cousin, not to mention his family background and appearance, he has no talent, not even a scholar, he is just a child.

He also has a dull personality. If Huo Ke hadn't led him, he wouldn't have been able to squeeze into the circle of scholars.

He has a couplet "handed down from generation to generation".

It is said that it was written to my own rice shop during the Chinese New Year. Because the expression was too naked and vulgar, the neighbors in the neighborhood made fun of it. His father was under a lot of pressure, so he quickly changed it. Since then, he has cut off his son's high school expectations. , at this level, you have to be a child for the rest of your life.

Huo Ke raised his wine glass: "Actually, I invite everyone to come here today. Besides celebrating the rest of my life after the festival, there is another reason. I hope everyone can be a witness——I want to comb Miss Ruiyun!" Picking up customers, it can be seen that Huo Ke intends to issue a "challenge" to the prostitute who is "up for sale".

Wang Rui watched silently, without expressing his opinion. Some people have such a personality, and they wish to wear a new dress so that the world will know it. For such a big event to confess to a prostitute, it is natural to hold a banquet and call good friends to help him out. .

When the others heard this, they were stunned for a moment, and encouraged Huo Ke one after another. After all, of course, people have made up their minds, and there is nothing else they can do at this time except to encourage Huo Ke.

But at this time, I heard Zhu Erdan say: "Can Ruiyun pick you? Don't go, if you fail, it will be shameful."

Look, the one who can't speak came, and everyone blamed: "What are you talking about, brother Huo is a good-looking talent, and he brought a lot of money to go, how could he be rejected?"

Zhu Erdan snorted dumbly, and Jiacai stopped talking.

"Don't pay attention to this guy's words, he is disgusting."

"Brother Huo will definitely succeed as soon as he goes, and he will be able to hug Mei Jiao'e tonight, haha."

Wang Rui smiled, and gave Huo Ke a kind smile, which Huo Ke interpreted as encouragement. He immediately raised his neck and took a sip of the wine, with two pieces of noodles in his right arm, and a gift box in his left hand to find the old bustard.

Everyone saw the old bustard leading Huo Ke upstairs with a smile on his face.

Everyone stared at the stairs.

Not long after, Huo Ke walked down quickly, went straight back to the banquet, poured wine, then dropped the glass, and cursed: "That bitch! I don't know what's good! If you want to find Pan An to get jade, you have to look at that Wait for the character to be willing to fuck you, that coquettish X! The ones that are sold are even put on the shelves!"

At this time, the madam chased after her, apologizing with a smile on her face: "Oh, Mr. Huo, Young Master Huo, calm down, my worthless daughter can't be bothered with you, and I can't get around her for a while." With a wink, the prostitutes who were called companions gave Huo Ke an apology.

There was no wavering in Wang Rui's heart. After all, scholars in this world don't do serious things. They think about foxes and ghosts all day long. It is normal for Huo Ke to want to sleep with a prostitute.

At this time, there was a tortoise man timidly poking his head: "Buddhist, an old Taoist priest with a stinky body came and said that he also wanted to see Miss Ruiyun."

The old bustard was busy persuading Huo Ke, and said angrily: "Didn't you see that the old lady is busy? Why are the stinky Taoists joining in the fun, drive away!"

Wang Rui's eyes lit up, could it be the old Taoist that the young Taoist was looking for that day?There is even a fly in the portrait.

Without waiting for Wang Rui to speak, Huo Ke sneered out of some malice: "Wait a minute! Since you opened a store to pick up customers, and the other party brought gifts to see Miss Ruiyun, you should receive them, and if you are willing to receive them, Ruiyun will meet with the Taoist priest I am willing to pay 100 taels of silver to watch."

Wang Rui was overjoyed. If there were no accidents, if the old Taoist priest appeared, then the Tsing Yi Taoist priest who tricked him that day would also come after him. This time, he had to show him some color, and immediately slapped the table: "I also offer 100 yuan!" Two silver coins, I want to watch too!"

Others are not as rich as the Wang family and the Huo family, and they dare to squander the living expenses of ordinary people for several years.

They had no money to watch, so they had to leave one after another.

The madam has money, how can she not make money, with a smile on her face: "It's easy to talk about it, the two young masters will come with me."