How to break into Liaozhai

Wang Rui went to Wei Xingxian's mansion, gave him the book, exchanged some greetings, and left.

Coming out of Wei Mansion, Wang Rui was in a very bad mood. You must know that Mrs. Chen is a famous shrew. died at his door.

What my cousin did, dragged him into the water, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have to make it clear to Wang Zan, let him rent another house, a golden house to hide his beauty, and don't drag others down.

In the evening, Wang Zan came to look for him furtively. It happened that Wang Rui was out, and the two ran into him.

Wang Rui grabbed his cousin's skirt and complained, "Hurry up and send that woman away, and don't let her stay with me. If my sister-in-law finds out and leads someone to catch the adulterously, how can I explain it later? She will definitely If you think we two are fighting together, you might hang yourself in front of my door!"

"Really?" Wang Zan's eyes lit up: "Is she really going to hang herself?"

"Stop talking nonsense, take him away quickly! Besides, let others know that they think I'm playing with you as a woman, and if it spreads, how should I behave?"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't shout, let's not talk at home, let's go to Yumanlou, I'll treat you to have a good chat, and it will be regarded as my apology for you." Wang Zan whispered: "I came to you for this."

Wang Rui was reluctant to go, but the kindness was too much, so he had to go out with Wang Zan.

When the lights are on, some special places are more lively than during the day, such as Yumanlou, which is the largest gold selling cave and powder fat place in the county.

In front of the gate, there are a lot of cars and horses, guests come and go, and the lights and festoons are decorated, which is very lively.

As soon as he entered the door, the old bustard greeted him with a smile all over his face: "Oh, you are the young masters of the Wang family. Why do you have the time to come to us today? Flourishing, fluffy Shenghui, girls, hurry up and meet the two young masters."

Wang Rui never accepts maids at home, and if he doesn't drink flower wine outside, people will think that there is something wrong with him, in order to prevent gossip, he needs to be romantic.

Sitting down by the railing, Wang Zan carefully selected four good-looking kabukis who could sing to accompany him, and ordered a table of dishes to entertain Wang Rui.

"Can you save the money for entertaining me and rent a small courtyard for her? Besides, if you keep it from your sister-in-law, she will find out sooner or later. Why don't you tell her about it."

"Discuss with her, do I still have a life to live? Let's not talk about her, drink and drink, I will not get drunk today, to be honest, I should also treat you to a meal, so as to calm you down, we brothers have a good time today Happy."

You can enjoy yourself, Wang Rui thought, you really have to eat wild food outside while looking at what is in the pot.

At this time, he suddenly heard crying from upstairs, Wang Rui followed his reputation, and the kabuki who was toasting beside him straightened his face and said with a smile: "It's the madam and Miss Ruiyun, it's a trivial matter."

Wang Zan knows this Ruiyun, she is only 14 years old and has not received any guests yet, she looks very good, but she has her own principles for prostitution, the money for grooming can be set by the madam, but the first guest she receives has to be chosen by herself .

He went up to join in the fun, but the light in his eyes was too naked, so he lost the election.

Wang Rui is not interested in the internal affairs of prostitutes. Since it is a trivial matter, he doesn't care.

To say that Wang Rui is now in Yumanlou, he is very stressed, because he always feels that the utensils are not clean, what kind of place is this?A place where everyone is cross-infected.He can always make up a chain of infection in his brain, such as certain places and his mouth, and then his mouth and wine glass, and the wine glass and his mouth.

Thinking of this, he really didn't want to move a chopstick.

"I said, quickly find her a small courtyard to live in tomorrow. Don't stay with me. I will still be studying in a few days. If I don't study, I will be embarrassing if my classmates from the county school see her."

"I promise you, I will take her away tomorrow! The incident happened suddenly today, and I was in a hurry to find a place to live, so I temporarily placed her with you. Just for one day, I will definitely take her away tomorrow."

Wang Rui worriedly reminded: "You must keep your word."

"Forget it!"

At this time, I heard movement again, but this time it was not crying, but noise. Wang Rui followed the sound again, and saw a Taoist priest in green walking up the stairs step by step. Next, he dyed his clothes a layer of glamorous color.

The prostitute next to Wang Rui chuckled, "Why is there a young Daoist here?"

Another prostitute also laughed: "The monk is a hungry ghost, what is a Taoist priest? Anyway, I don't want to receive them. I have never touched a woman. Finding a woman can torture people to death." When the Taoist priest approached, She was ashamed with a charming face: "But the appearance is pretty."

Everyone who was drinking flowers and wine on the first floor stared at him with great interest.

The bustard walked over with a fan, and said with a smile: "This Taoist master, please come inside."

The Taoist priest was in his twenties, with handsome features and a serious expression: "I'm here to find someone."

"Looking for someone, of course, everyone who comes here is looking for someone, I don't know which of our girls the Taoist is in love with?"

"The person I'm looking for is not a girl, but him." After the Taoist finished speaking, he showed a portrait.

Good thing Wang Rui, he turned his head to look, his eyes were good, and he saw that there was also an old Taoist priest in the portrait, as thin as a bamboo stick, with a shrunken mouth, as if all his teeth had fallen out.

The madam pointed to a black dot above the portrait of the old Taoist priest and said, "What is this?"

"Fly, I calculated that he would appear here at this time with such a slovenly appearance."

The bustard snorted and took her finger away, as if the fly would really get her dirty: "That's not true, we have never had such a dirty guest here. You might as well go down to the overpass of the ruined temple to have a look."

"I was already out of the city, and I calculated that he would appear here today, so I deliberately turned back to look for him. Could it be that I made a mistake?" The Taoist said, not without disappointment, and clasped his fists and said to the madam, "Excuse me." He was about to go downstairs , just as he turned around, he suddenly saw Wang Rui from the corner of his eye, and couldn't help being taken aback.

Wang Rui noticed that he was stunned for a while, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows, thinking, why did you see me stunned, did the master's beauty stun you?

Just as he was thinking, the Taoist priest came towards him. Wang Rui looked at him and asked first, "What's your business?"

The Taoist stared at Wang Rui, then at Wang Zan, frowned and said, "The two benevolent people are covered by dark clouds, and they may have collided with some evil spirit recently, and their lives will not be long." Suddenly he saw Wen Shun: "You too. "

Wang Zan's good drinking was spoiled by a Taoist priest, and he said dissatisfiedly: "I think you are evil, don't bluff and deceive here, is it okay? You monks, either you will die without saving, or you will die if you are not dead. Curse to death, why are you like this?"

The Taoist pointed to Wang Rui and said, "Your situation is better than his. The black air only floats on the surface and doesn't penetrate into the skin. The person next door to you will be miserable. It will be over."

Wang Rui snorted and showed off with a smile: "I found out that you are a bit moral, and I have a black face. To tell you the truth, I did encounter a corpse demon a few days ago, but I was killed by it."

The Taoist smiled disdainfully, full of contempt: "Just you?"

Wang Rui was immediately annoyed when someone revealed his fault, he snorted and said, "No matter what, I'm better than bluffing, now everyone in the city knows what happened to me in Lanruo Temple. gone."

The Taoist snorted coldly: "I don't know how to repent when I am about to die! Death is not a pity."

"If you don't listen to your words, it's not a pity to die? I can't die, what's the matter with Qianqing? It's ridiculous."

The Taoist frowned, let out a sigh of relief, raised the corners of his mouth, and patted Wang Rui's shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, then you can go ahead and prepare for reincarnation." He took three consecutive shots, and then turned around with a mysterious sneer. gone.

Wang Zan took a sip: "The villain is in a good mood, come, drink and drink."

"I'll go to relieve my hand first, and I'll go back." After finishing speaking, Wang Rui wanted to get up, but found that he couldn't get up. He frowned, thinking it was really strange, why couldn't he stand up, gritted his teeth, and supported Standing on the table vigorously, the person stood up, but the chair stuck to his buttocks.

Wang Zan took a sip of the wine and spit it out: "What's going on?"

The prostitutes were also stunned, and Qiqi looked at Wang Rui.

The top chair was quite heavy, but it was firmly stuck to Wang Rui's buttocks. He gritted his teeth in hatred, "It's that stinky Taoist priest just now!" There was definitely something wrong with his last three slaps on himself.

Wang Zan hurriedly told the boy: "Go after him, and quickly bring that Taoist priest back!"

The boys went downstairs with a thud, and went upstairs again after a while, and reported: "I didn't find the figure of the Taoist priest. I found him all over the street."

Wang Rui thumped the table angrily, Wang Zan hurriedly put down his wine glass and came over to pull the chair for him: "I don't believe this thing can really stick."

Two young men grabbed Wang Rui's hand, and others helped him pull the chair behind him. Everyone tried their best, but the chair didn't move at all, and they didn't intend to leave Wang Rui's buttocks, but they were pulling Wang Rui's arm. It hurts, I can't take it anymore: "Stop, stop!"

Everyone gave up their hands, Wang Rui sat down tiredly, I have to say that this is very convenient, you can just rest.

He wiped off his cold sweat, did he have to carry this broken chair upside down for the rest of his life?No, I can't go out at all. Everyone will give him a nickname like "Wang Chair" in the future.

What the hell kind of sorcery is this?What should I do if I really can't get off the chair from now on?Papa papa is a problem.

No no no no, not the time to think about this!

Wang Rui grabbed his hair violently, and after calming down for a while, he said: "There is a way, just chop or burn the chair. Wen Shun will go to the old bustard to get the axe."

Wenshun took the order to go, but he didn't find the axe, instead he brought the old bustard.

The old bustard knew the whole story from Wen Shun, and her expression was very serious. She wanted to laugh but dared not, because the other party was the eldest son of the Wang family, the richest man in the county.

"My lord, based on my old age's experience, these kinds of spells have a time limit. It can be as short as a few hours, and it will be invalid if it is longer than twelve hours. It's better not to rashly hack or burn with a knife."

"Are you sure?" Wang Rui saw a glimmer of hope.

The bustard nodded.

But he wanted to let go now, and Wang Rui immediately decided: "It doesn't matter, I want to go home!" After returning home, take a chamber pot and it will be solved.And now that he looks like this, he doesn't have the heart to eat, drink and have fun anymore.

The old bustard hurriedly asked Yumanlou's thugs to bring the walking chariot, removed the original rattan chair, put Wang Ruilian and his chair on it, and carried him downstairs.

Fortunately, Yumanlou was big enough and the stairs had a lot of room for maneuver, so he was carried down smoothly.

The guests in the lobby all looked sideways, envious that being rich is self-willed, the young master of the Wang family was being carried away in Yumanlou, it was amazing, it turns out that visiting a brothel can be so domineering.

Wang Rui concealed his embarrassment, showing an expression of inscrutable you mere mortals who don't understand the realm of rich people, but in fact he was suffering in his heart.

As soon as he came out of the alley of Yumanlou, Wang Rui suddenly felt strange. If he felt right, he seemed to have slipped on the chair just now: "Stop!"

The walking chariot stopped, he stood up abruptly, and separated from the chair smoothly.

unlocked!Ah, no, it doesn't work!I don't know if it's because the time has come, or because he left Yumanlou, but he is free anyway.

He hurriedly jumped to the ground, and ordered the servants to give rewards to the people who carried the sedan chairs. He was so light as a swallow, wishing he could fly up.

Wang Zan also breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, nothing happened."

Wang Rui gritted his teeth, rolled up his sleeves and rolled his arms: "Don't tell me to meet that smelly Taoist priest again, or I will tie him to a chair and send him to heaven with a monkey!"

"Damn, you are still a monk, what a dog temper, just a few words of quarrel and you will be punished!" Wang Zan spat.

...Wang Rui suddenly remembered the Taoist priest that the old man in the inn said, scolding the old man's family for fraudulent corpses...and came back after leaving the city...

Could it be the same person?