How to break into Liaozhai

When Wang Rui entered the door, seeing Qishun was still snoring like thunder, he shook his head helplessly, this guy is really serious.He was so sleepy that he fell asleep and didn't care about Qishun's snoring anymore, and it was dawn when he woke up.

He opened his eyes and sat up, full of energy, as if he had never slept so soundly.

At this moment, Qi held the water for washing his face and said, "Master, how did you sleep last night, little one, didn't you snore?"

Wang Rui sighed, and patted Qishun's strong shoulder: "It's not that you didn't fight, but you played a lot. For the sake of my sleep, I don't blame you. I won't take you out from now on."

He found that Wenshun was more competent in the job of servant, at least he didn't snore.

After hearing his words, Qishun couldn't help feeling disappointed, his face wrinkled like a bun.

In the morning, I packed up my bags and went to Changjiazhuang. There are hundreds of families in Changjiazhuang. Among them, Chang Dayong is famous for making wine. In the past, he only picked some fruits from the mountains to make wine. The wine produced is like fine nectar and jade liquid, with a tangy aroma.

It's a pity that Wang Yongde and his son came at the wrong time.Before they could enter Chang Dayong's house, they saw a crowd of people crowded at the door, some swearing and shouting.

"You liar, your business has grown and you know you have repeat customers, so you bully them? Today's wine is obviously different from the previous ones! It's as bad as cat urine." As he said, he smashed the wine jar.

The other also yelled: "It's the same money, why give us a fake, or you don't sell it, and you have to be honest when you sell it. You can taste today's wine for yourself. It is completely different from what you bought before."

With these two leading the way, there was a commotion, and after a while, a thin man came out, cupped his hands and said, "I'm sorry, everyone, I'm sorry, my apprentice was careless and made a mistake, these wines are not good to drink , refund the original price with you.”

"We don't want to refund the money, we want wine!" Everyone said and rushed into the courtyard, rummaging back and forth in the house regardless of Chang Dayong's obstruction.

Seeing several tanks of brewed wine, someone took a scoop and drank it, and vomited as soon as he tasted it: "Bah! It's not peony dew at all!" Unfortunately, yelling and scolding didn't help, the wine in the wine tanks in the house was hard to drink. .

"It's very useful, you can do it, the business is getting bigger, hide the good wine and prepare to sell it in the capital, we country people are not worthy of drinking your wine!"

This group of people smashed the wine jars in their hands, each received the silver taels of compensation, and left cursing.

Wang Rui witnessed the whole smashing, he was really unlucky, judging from their tone, it seemed that they were still selling good wine yesterday, but today they came, and all the good wine was hidden.

However, Wang Yongde is not afraid, he is rich, the price is higher than the price of wine in the capital.He winked at Niu Ziliang, and Niu Ziliang went up to talk to the depressed Chang Dayong.

The content of the speech does not prevent our master from coming here because he is very rich, so you can ask for a price or something.

But Chang Dayong kept shaking his head and sighing constantly. Finally Niu Ziliang came back and said with a bitter face, "It seems that the wine has gone bad overnight. He doesn't know what happened, and he can't do anything about it."

Wang Yongde saw that Chang Dayong's appearance didn't look like a fake, he couldn't help sighing: "Rui'er, it seems we are not lucky."

Let's go if you are not lucky. Just when you were about to go out, Chang Dayong suddenly stopped them: "My lord and young master stay for a while. I think the young master's face is different from other people. He is an elegant person. I wonder if you like to take care of flowers and plants." , I am dissatisfied with you, I have two peonies here, they are beautiful and fragrant, and they are the varieties from Caozhou Peony Garden. If you like them, please make a price, and you can take them away."

Wang Rui neither likes nor dislikes peony flowers.At this time, Wang Yongde thought to himself, since we are here, we can’t go back empty-handed, at least we should bring something: “Your mother might like it, why don’t we take a look first.”

"Okay, follow me." Chang Dayong led them to the backyard, where two pots of peonies were placed on a table, one was grape purple and the other was jade white.

The expressions of Wang Rui and his father were not very good the moment they saw the peonies, because they looked like they had been beaten by frost and were about to wither.

"Hmm... your flower is a refugee, you are not a refugee. It is not small, but it is listless, and the petals are sparse... It looks too bad." It's not Wang Rui who is picky, it is really ugly.

"If you don't like it, my lord, these two flowers are useless and can only be fed to cows." Chang Dayong sighed.

That's really a cow chewing peony, Wang Rui hesitated, and touched the petals of the peony with his fan: "Well... it's a famous flower anyway, it's too miserable to die in the mouth of a cow, and I think they should be rescued "Well... you can make a price."

"100 taels!" Chang Dayong stretched out a finger.

"Goodbye." Wang Rui turned his head and left: "Father, let's go."

Wang Yongde deeply agrees.

Chang Da Yong hurriedly stopped them, and changed his words: "20 taels, no less! If these two plants can be saved, it will definitely be more than this price! Didn't you just say that they can be saved?"

Wang Rui didn't bother to waste his time: "20 taels is 20 taels."

Ask two young servants to hold flower pots and leave Chang's house.

After they left, Chang Dayong closed the courtyard and house doors, walked into the hidden room, and offered incense devoutly on a shrine, muttering in his mouth: "God of Wutong, the peony flower you gave to the villain last time has already passed away." It’s useless, the villain is devout, and will bring ten more relatives to worship you, please show mercy and give the villain another chance to get rich.”

After that, he knocked his head three times.

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Looking at the two pots of dead peonies in the carriage, Wang Rui thought, ah, it's a disappointment that the wine is not available.

He still remembered the aroma of the wine last night, it would be great if he could buy a jar.A group of people failed to go shopping and returned to the Wang family disappointed.Wang Rui didn't dare to mention last night's drinking to his father. If he said that last night's wine was full of fragrance, he didn't buy it today, because he was afraid that his father would get angry.

But fortunately Wang Yongde got these two pots of peonies, and he seemed to be in a good mood, probably because he did not return empty-handed, but he brought a "gift" to his wife.

These two flowers are strange to say, since they left Changjiazhuang, they have neither watered nor bathed in the sun along the way, but they gradually regained their spirits, and when they returned to Wang's house, they were already two peonies in full bloom.

Wang Yongde was in a good mood, swept away the depression of not being able to buy wine, and gave two pots of flowers to his wife. Mrs. Zhao ignored her husband's "attentiveness". Then the topic changed: "When will you buy yourself a few wives and concubines with the same flowers?"

Wang Rui immediately pretended to be dead like a frosty beating, exchanged some pleasantries and escaped from his mother's upper room.

It was getting late at this time, and he didn't bother He Yunyi, after all, he returned empty-handed, and couldn't find a reason to see him, so he washed up and went to sleep.

...

At night, the two peonies placed in the room of Wang Yongde and his wife shone like a dream.

...

In Wang Rui's sleep, he unknowingly smelled a faint fragrance, strong and pure, which attracted people's instinctive yearning. He closed his eyes, and his consciousness seemed to be still drowsy, but he fell to the ground unknowingly, opened the door and walked out.

He opened his eyes slightly, and outside the door was not the dark and cool night, but the warm day and spring. He was bathed in the warm and soft sunshine, and he felt extremely comfortable.

He followed the aroma to his back garden. There were countless peonies blooming in the garden. He never knew that the garden at home was so magnificent. He remembered that all the ordinary flowers and plants were planted in the past, and there were no beautiful peonies. Flowers in full bloom.

Some peonies are purple and white, with dense petals, one after another, as if he is in a sea of ​​flowers.

At this time, he heard a beautiful woman say: "The good man has come."

He saw two women walking towards him, one was wearing a purple dress, she was in her twenties, with an elegant temperament, like a noble concubine in the palace, the other was wearing a white dress, her appearance was strong, and she was quite glamorous. Impact, these two are not Xiaojiabiyu's type, they both have magnificent looks.

"My lord, please accept our sister's worship." The woman in purple clothes said: "I'm a Gejin, this is my younger sister's jade plate. Today's escape from trouble is all thanks to my son's rescue. I specially invite you to come here and express my thanks."

Wang Rui poked his face: "I think I should be dreaming, but I feel pain again." This feeling seemed familiar.

Yuban laughed and said, "It's the young master's yin spirit that leaves the orifices. The yin spirit is just like the physical body, and it also has five sense organs."

By the way, it's the same as when I had a dream for Mr. Huo, "... um... who are you? Don't tell me, you're not human."

Ge Jin and Yu Ban looked at each other and smiled: "We are the daughters of Mrs. Cao Guo, unfortunately we were trapped in Changjiazhuang, and today we were rescued by Young Master. Don't be afraid of us, Young Master, we have no malicious intentions."

Wang Ruiyi clapped his hands: "Ah! You are those two peony flowers." It is more scary for beasts to become spirits and ghosts to become spirits. Flowers become spirits, especially the national flower peony, which is not so scary. After all, they don't even eat vegetarian food.

Gejin and Yuban asked Wang Rui to sit down: "To be honest, Chang Dayong took off our sisters after he got our sisters, and used his own energy to make wine for him. He tortured us day and night, my son. Before, we couldn't take it anymore, we had to fight to the death if we entrusted him with a dream, and we would never fulfill him."

Wang Rui nodded in agreement, this makes sense, why Chang Dayong's brewed wine failed, and so many people returned it, why he sold the peony to himself, it was all because the peony decided to fight with death, and he kept it It's useless, it's better to make a last-ditch effort.

"How did you get caught by him?"

"It was Wutong God who arrested our sisters, because Chang Dayong worshiped them and was their believer. Chang Dayong asked Wutong God for money, so our sisters were sold to him by Wutong God to help him brew wine. "Gejin said, wiping tears with her sleeves: "Our sisters left their mothers and lived outside. It is really miserable."

"Since you have magic powers, why don't you use spells on him? Like you are doing to me now."

Ge Jin sighed: "Young Master, I don't know. We are peony flowers, we have no magic power, he is a man obsessed with money, such a person is not afraid of ghosts, what can our sisters do to him. And we have never harmed him." We won’t harm people after passing them. Besides, we are shallow and unable to move on our own. Wherever the flower body is, we can only be there. Chang Dayong controls our flower body, and we can’t escape if we harm him.”

"By the way, what does Wutongshen look like? Is it five people?"

"I don't know, the only one we saw was a beautiful boy." When he said this, Yuban's cheeks flushed slightly, which showed that he was really an unforgettable beautiful boy.

I knew that it was not that simple for the two sisters to be abducted here. It turned out that they had been tricked by a beautiful boy.

Yuban argued: "Of course this kind of evil god turns into a beautiful man. If you don't believe me, ask a few more victims."

Of course Wang Rui believed it. Like the human world, the monster world is full of vicious violence and deceitful deceit. They must have all the things in the human world, maybe they just don't have so many routines.However, this Wutongshen is obviously different. Among the monsters, it belongs to the bad water-breathing type, even the banshee.

"I believe I believe!"

Ge Jin hesitated for a moment, picked Wang Rui with his eyes, and said in an ambiguous voice: "Actually...our sisters really want you to send us back to my mother. My mother lives in Caozhou Mansion."

Even if the two of them didn't talk about it, Wang Rui wanted to send them away, so he couldn't keep the flower demon in his house: "Okay, I will send someone to send you back tomorrow. There is nothing else to do. If not, I went back to rest."

Seeing that he answered so happily, Yuban thought he was just playing it off, and said worriedly: "My lord, why are you leaving in such a hurry." It must be that his and his sister's attitudes were insincere. After walking around the world, she and her sister are not as innocent as before.

"I have something to do tomorrow, so I'm going back to sleep."

Ge Jin came over with a smile, took Wang Rui's hand, and led him forward with a smile. At the same time, countless petals gathered quickly, and a thick soft bed made of petals was spread on the ground. .

Wang Rui was led by Ge Jin and couldn't struggle. At this time, Yuban also followed up and grabbed his other arm: "We have nothing to thank you, sir. I hope you don't despise us."

"Hey, what are you doing?" Wang Rui was pushed down and fell on the flower bed, not to mention, the flower bed was so soft and full of fragrance, he really wanted to make people sleep.

But not with two flower demons.

Sitting beside him, Yuban blew softly into his ear: "Young master, don't be cautious..."

It's not that Wang Rui is reserved, but he doesn't want to do anything embarrassing at all, at least he doesn't want to talk to them: "Let go, I don't want... I really am not lying to you..."

But Ge Jin didn't believe that he and his younger sister had no attraction for Prince Wang, so he looked at Wang Rui with a dazed look in his eyes, as if he was fascinated: "Can't we just treat it as a repayment?"

"Why do you have to do this to repay your kindness? Besides, I'm not the only one who bought you back, but also my father and the housekeeper."

He heard Ge Jin mutter in distaste: "Who would like such an old man?"

Um?Do you have to choose the other person's appearance to repay your favor?The old and the ugly won't repay the favor?You must pick a white-faced scholar.Wang Rui said loudly: "I read the books of sages and sages, and I don't do such obscene things!"

Gejin and Yuban looked at each other and smiled, especially Yuban covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Young master is really a pedant, and even such a trivial matter can be suppressed by a sage."

Ge Jin said: "Young Master is a scholar, and our sisters are not white men, why don't I make a match, if you match, I respect you as a scholar who listens to the words of a sage."

Wang Rui grinned, isn't it right, do you still have to take the exam if you refuse to be happy?Just as he was about to refuse, he heard that Gejin had come up with a question: "Wu Shu has the same body, and I only owe a little in my belly." Wu Xu is one of the stems and branches, and the characters are almost the same, but they are almost the same.

"..." Wang Rui was the least good at matching pairs, and stared at Ge Jin's Qingcheng face with despairing eyes.

Yu Ban giggled from the side: "Young master can't answer. You read the Four Books and Five Classics, and our sisters are also talented women who are familiar with classics. You and our sisters are good friends, and you will not tarnish the young master."

Seeing that Wang Rui really couldn't answer, Ge Jin smiled and leaned into his ear, and whispered, "I've been on the trail, why don't you bother me?"

This was a blatant invitation to him to fly together. He suddenly found that he could not move, and his body was lying limply on the flower bed. So, okay?"

When Gejin and Yuban heard this, their faces became sour. The eldest sister and the eldest sister spoiled the atmosphere too much. Shouldn't they be called the two young ladies at this time?The ambiguous atmosphere of Shuangfei that was brewing just now was completely destroyed.

Suddenly, he heard someone laughing under a tree not far away. Wang Rui looked around and saw He Yunyi smiling with his shoulders leaning against the tree.

He sighed helplessly, it was the first time he saw He Yunyi smiling so happily, and the reason was because he was embarrassed? !Really, alas.

Gejin and Yuban's expressions changed in fright: "You, who are you?" Of course the other party is a Taoist priest, you can tell from his clothes, but because he can hide his breath, he is no ordinary Taoist priest.

He Yunyi sneered and said: "Who do you care about me? Although you can't commit adultery during the day, you have to consider whether the other party is willing or not when you do it at night. Didn't you see that he kept refusing it?"

Ge Jin and Yu Ban exchanged glances, knowing that this man was not to be messed with: "Our sisters just want to repay the son."

He Yun said together: "Repay your kindness? Or do you want to have a dewy marriage with him after seeing his handsome appearance?"

The difference between a demon and a human is that there are not as many constraints as humans, and they are more unrestrained and know how to pursue their own desires, no matter whether it is a female demon or a male demon.It’s just that human beings judge by their own standards, and think that a male monster who turns into a beautiful man and a woman is a promiscuous wife and daughter, and a female monster who turns into a beautiful woman is a dedication. , It’s just that most mortal men in this era have no morals, and they want to be delivered to their door, and there is almost no coercion. That’s why everyone says that female fairies are good and male fairies are bad.

But now there is a man protesting, and it is Wang Rui.

Gejin and Yuban saw that the Taoist priest was not in a good mood, and explained in fear: "We didn't do anything, and the young master is still soft.

Wang Rui blushed, and shouted: "Go, go, go, you guys! I will send you back to Caozhou tomorrow!"

"My lord, don't break your promise." Ge Jin and Yu Ban left a sentence and disappeared into the garden.

At this time, Wang Rui found that after they left, he still couldn't move, so he asked He Yunyi for help: "Hurry up and pull me up."

"What are you doing, isn't the peony bed pretty good? If you didn't meet them, you can only have a bed made of flowers if you go to Immortal Island. You still don't take the opportunity to enjoy it."

"I don't want to enjoy it now, I just want to sit up and go back to the house and sleep."

"I knew it was weird when you brought these two flowers back, but they are peonies, which are different from ordinary ghosts and gods. I think even if they want to do something to you, they will not harm you. If they interfere, it will be bad." Your affair." He smiled slightly: "I didn't expect you to be unwilling, I can't let them rape you, so I had to stop them. Now that they are gone, don't tell me, you want to welcome or refuse."

"What do I want to play with a big man and refuse? I really don't want to!"

He Yunyi thought of Yuban's words again: "Why not? Don't ordinary scholars look forward to such an affair?"

"For the first time, at least with humans! This is my bottom line!" Wang Rui said righteously.

He Yunyi's expression became much gentler, and he smiled lightly: "You, sometimes you are really beyond my expectation." He stretched out his hand to pull Wang Rui up.

Strange to say, the moment Wang Rui touched his hand, he could move freely. He immediately jumped up and stayed away from the strange flower bed.Unexpectedly, he just stood up, and He Yunyi lay down on it instead.

"Why did you lie down?" Wang Ruiqi asked.

"Because you were lying on it just now." That's why he didn't lie down.

Just lie down, Wang Rui left him, sat down on the stone bench in the gazebo opposite, patted the peony petals on his body, looked at the cozy He Yunyi, and suddenly regretted it, it seemed quite comfortable, it’s better not to get up.

He Yunyi recalled the conversation just now, and jokingly said: "You said the first time, I can't see that you are still a person who never touches your body, don't you always go in and out of brothels with those friends to drink flower wine? "

"It's all entertainment."

"So the secular world is full of fetters and concerns, always caring about others, and not being free." The implication is that it is better for a monk, he continued to lie on the flower bed, and closed his eyes comfortably.

Wang Rui didn't have as much leisure time as him: "It's too cold, anyway, I'm going back." He went back to the room by himself, but when he entered the room, he saw himself lying on the bed, and then he remembered that he was a sinister person. The spirit came out of his body, so he quickly lay back in his body, and when he turned over, the Yin spirit came out again, and his physical body was still lying upright on the bed.

He hurriedly sat up, lay down and tried several times, and was sure that he could not "put on" his physical body, so he hurriedly came out to look for He Yunyi, saw that he was still lying there, and pushed him up: "It's not good. , I can’t go back to my body.”

He Yunyi was crossing Erlang's legs, resting his hands on the back of his head with his eyes closed, Wang Rui rushed over to push him, with great strength, he fell directly on top of him, and Wang Rui fell hard.

He looked at someone lying on his chest, and sat up straight up: "You are a donkey, you are rampant, can I ignore you?"

It wasn't intentional, Wang Rui thought unconvinced, donkeys that belong to donkeys will not be given to you to ride, and said: "Didn't you just say that monks are free and no one cares? Of course I am afraid that you will leave me alone."

"..." He Yun was so blocked that he couldn't speak, so he simply stopped talking, got up and walked in front silently.

When the two returned to Wang Rui's room, He Yunyi let him lie back on the bed, murmured something, tapped him a few times, and said, "Okay, wake up."

Hearing the sound, Wang Rui sat up abruptly: "That's it!" As a result, he saw that his body was still lying there, and He Yunyi smiled at the corner of his mouth for teasing him, as revenge for being choked just now.

Are you bored? !He pouted angrily.

He Yunyi retracted his smile and said, "Okay, I won't tease you this time." Then he let Wang Rui lie down and cast a spell on him: "I have locked your three souls and seven souls, and no ghost will be able to kill you again in the future." Letting you leave your Yinshen casually, likewise, will not be able to squeeze your Yinshen away and occupy your body."

"That's a good thing. It's too tiring for an ordinary person like me." Wang Rui got up again this time, and there was no other "Wang Rui" on the bed, so he was relieved, but he also stayed behind. After getting the sequelae, in the next few months, every time I get up, I have to look at the bed to see if I left my body there, but that’s all for later.

At the same time, Wang Yongde had a dream, dreaming that the two potted flowers brought back from Changjiazhuang turned into two women, crying to him.

Among them, the one in purple cried especially desolately: "Our sisters were brought here by the bad guys, but fortunately we were rescued by the master, and we were able to escape. We will never forget your great kindness, and now we have a merciless request. I hope Can you send us back to Caozhou to reunite with our mother. We have been away from home for several months, and my mother must be very worried. If our sisters can return to Caozhou, we will never forget your kindness, and we will be cattle in the next life I will repay you by being a horse."

If the other party is a beautiful boy, just promise with your body, and if the other party is an old man, just be a cow and a horse. This is the default law of repaying gratitude.

Seeing the two little girls crying so sadly, Wang Yongde agreed: "Since you were brought here by bad guys to say goodbye to your mother, of course I am willing to send you back, and I will do this when I wake up tomorrow. My son will personally send you back to Caozhou."

"Your great kindness and virtue will never be forgotten. You can't repay it in this life. When you come, you must repay it with cattle and horses." After finishing speaking, Ge Jin and Jade Ban kowtowed to Wang Yongde, and then returned to the flowers.