How to break into Liaozhai

The depression of many days disappeared in He Yunyi's simple words, Wang Rui happily wiped the corner of his eyes with his backhand.

Seeing his miserable appearance, He Yun couldn't help laughing: "So what?"

Wang Rui said in a loud voice: "Of course, as for you, it's alright, leave as soon as you say, and come back as soon as you come back!" Suddenly thought of something: "Why are you back? I thought you would never come back."

"I'm not 'coming back', I'm 'coming'."

"I see. That paper crane came back knowing that I was in a great disaster. But it's just for crap?"

"It doesn't have to be bullshit, it will only come to me when you are desperate, and tell me if you don't have a big deal."

No wonder the paper crane didn't move at all when I met the hanged ghost last time. It turned out that he didn't think he was desperate at the time: "Since you are here, first change my sister's head and Ruiyun's, you can do it right?" ?”

"I can do it, but I can't do it. This is Lu Pan's bad debt, and he must do it." He Yun said, "Go find ivy paper and pens and ink, and lend me the study room."

Wang Rui didn't dare to delay, and immediately led He Yunyi to the study in the courtyard, took out the ivy paper, and rubbed the ink for him personally. Although he didn't know what He Yunyi was going to do, it was definitely a very important thing.

Ivy paper is a special paper for Taoism to hold memorials and articles dedicated to heaven during fasting and sacrifices. Anyway, this kind of paper is used to send messages to heaven, and so is to sue.With a splash of ink, He Yun began to write eloquently in characters that Wang Rui didn't understand at all.

There are characters created by Cangjie in the world, "ghost painting symbols" in hell, and heaven also has its own "book from heaven", which must be written in the characters used by immortals to be delivered to the sky.Like the emperors in the world who practice Taoism and immortality, they use the most exquisite rhetoric to write a prayer to the gods. In fact, it is useless work, and the words are wrong, so they cannot be passed on.

Wang Rui didn't know what He Yunyi was writing, so he didn't ask, and just stood aside quietly.

As soon as He Yun finished writing, he asked Wang Rui to hold the copper basin, flint and the blue paper just written, told him to close his eyes, and then murmured something, pulled his shoulders, told him to close his eyes, and led the He circled around a few times.

When Wang Rui got permission to open his eyes, the two had already arrived in front of the Ten Kings Hall in the suburbs.

Wang Rui didn't care about being surprised, and strode into the hall to settle the score with Lu Juan, this time he came with his helper!

"Lu Pan's clay sculpture is gone." After Wang Rui stepped into the hall, he said to He Yun with a little disappointment: "...It doesn't affect it..."

"It doesn't matter." As soon as He Yun looked up at the roof of the Hall of Ten Kings, there happened to be a collapsed place where the sky could be seen, so he placed a copper basin under this exposed place.

I lit the fire with a flint and threw the ivy paper I just wrote into the fire.

At this moment, Wang Rui only felt a gust of cold wind. He covered his eyes with his sleeves, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw Lu Pan standing in front of them panting.

It turns out that the ghost officer can also pant.Wang Rui didn't feel that he moved in the direction of He Yunyi: "...are you willing to show up?" Then he complained: "He tried to kill me with the life and death book last time."

He Yun looked at Wang Rui comfortingly, and then said to Lu Judgment: "Judge, you are here, very good, the plaintiff and the defendant are all here."

Lu Juan did not speak, but took a deep breath and blew towards the brazier, but the green smoke burning in the brazier, strange to say, could not help but not be extinguished, but soared upwards, curling up from the roof of the Hall of Ten Kings, and floated to the sky .

"Judge, do you think that no one can sue you in the court of heaven? Indeed, I am not worthy of going to the court of heaven, but I still have the qualification to submit a letter of pleading."

What was burned in the brazier was the case against Lu Juan, but the place where the grievances were complained was the Heavenly Court.

The principal accused Lu Juan of interfering with the karma in the world and changing his fate for mortals against the sky. This is the first crime, and the second crime is stealing hell items for private use.The heart was stolen, and even if it was discarded in hell, it could not be taken to the world at will.He also reported that King Yama of the Five Halls was not strict in his rule and neglected to discipline his subordinates.

Seeing that the brazier could not be extinguished, Lu Pan couldn't help being shocked, and said tremblingly: "Realist He, of course you can go to heaven, but everything should be negotiated, why do you have to be so decisive?" For several lives, he will become an immortal in this life, and he already has his immortal position in the heavenly court. For such a real person, all the people with some status in the Three Realms know about it.

"When Wang Rui begged you, when did you discuss it? Now that the scandal is going to be exposed, why do you pretend to be pitiful? If you don't pity others, why should they ask you to pity you?"

Only then did Lu Pan know that Wang Rui knew He Yunyi, and he seemed to have a good relationship with him. If he had any guts, he would definitely regret it: "It turns out that Wang Rui knows you, really, why didn't you get married sooner, Wang Rui?" Say, if you said you knew He Zhenren, the misunderstanding today would not have happened."

When Wang Rui heard this, his heart and lungs would explode. Is it his fault?Who knows that He Yunyi has such a big face, besides, doesn't it mean that he deserves to be bullied if he doesn't know a powerful person: "Misunderstanding? How did I beg you at the beginning? But you wanted to beat and kill me! Hmph!"

He Yunyi also looked cold, and it seemed that there was no room for relaxation.

Lu Pan saw that the blue smoke had just risen into the air, and there was still time to save it. At this time, he rushed to kick the brazier, but he didn't expect that the brazier had been affixed with a spell by He Yunyi, and immediately he screamed, half a dozen The foot turned into black smoke, and after a long time, it gradually returned to its original shape.

Lu Juan felt the fear he had never felt before, but he still forced himself to cheer himself up: "The heavens are dealing with everything, even if you accept your pleadings, I don't know when and when the decision will be made."

He Yunyi sneered and said, "No matter what year or month we can afford to wait."

Wang Rui said: "If you repented, you should have corrected your mistakes long ago."

Lu Juan was so frightened that he lost his mind just now. After being reminded by Wang Rui, he immediately thought, yes, this time should be used to annihilate the "criminal evidence".

So it immediately turned into a puff of smoke and flew out.

Wang Rui said urgently; "He escaped."

"He probably changed his head for your sister and Ruiyun, thinking that the Heavenly Court would have no proof, how stupid!"

Wang Rui also agrees, if ghosts and gods can know people's past, then heaven will naturally know everything, no one has exposed it before, once it is revealed, after investigation, it is not clear at a glance what Lu Pan has done.

However, Lu Pan's correction of his own mistakes now is great news for Wang Rui. His minimum requirement is that his sister can return to normal.

He Yunyi said at this time: "You are too. Since you can't fight alone, why don't you mention my name? To save yourself from being so idle, I heard you say that those encounters are all aggrieved for you."

The key point is that no one knows that you have such a big face, even the judges of the Yin Division are a little bit jealous, Wang Rui thought to himself, when he goes down to the underworld after a hundred years, and when he mentions his name, he wonders if King Yama can arrange for him to cast a good baby : "If I knew it would be useful, I would have mentioned it earlier. It doesn't matter. I will definitely mention it when I need it in the future." Suddenly he felt that the wording was wrong, and he didn't want to encounter this kind of thing again in the future, so he quickly waved his hands and said: "No, no No, I don't want to mention it in the future, once is enough for Lu Pan's matter."

Seeing his flustered look, He Yun thought that he was really tortured by Lu Juan, so he couldn't help saying along with him: "Indeed, once is enough."

Soon, Lu Pan returned to the Palace of Ten Kings accompanied by a gust of wind, with a relaxed smile on his face: "It has been changed, but it is just a small matter, and it has been corrected."

Having said that, Wang Rui was even angrier. You actually looked at us in such pain and refused to do something that could be done with such a fucking effort. Now that someone has sued you, you should be more diligent.

He Yunyi sneered: "Where's Zhu Erdan's heart?"

Lu Pan slapped his head, oops, he forgot about this, and ran away in a blink of an eye.

He went directly to Chenghuang's place. Zhu Erdan just woke up from drunkenness, rubbed his eyes and said drunkenly: "What's wrong?" Waiting to force the Wang family to submit.

Just as Zhu Erdan sat up, he suddenly saw Lu Pan sticking out his black right hand into his chest, and he was shocked: "What, what is this?"

"Zhu Erdan, I don't care about you anymore, I have to give this heart back."

"No, don't!" Zhu Erdan pressed Lu Pan's hand, and he just got the sweetness. He was unwilling to lose it like this, but seeing Lu Pan's expression was determined, and knew that there was no room for redemption, so he retreated to the next best thing: "Then I will lose the sweetness that I originally had. Return that heart, at least I can still live."

"I lost it a long time ago, but I have to take this heart now! Don't talk nonsense!" After Lu Juan finished speaking, he pulled the heart out of his chest, and blood dripped all over the floor.

Zhu Erdan fell to the ground with no signs of life.

Lu Pan held his heart and was about to leave. At this time, the city god of Yangxin County walked in and saw this scene, and his voice changed in fright: "What's the matter, isn't he your friend?"

"I'm in a big trouble this time, so I don't care about him anymore!" In the end, it's just a friend over drinks, and if you can help, help, but when the big trouble comes, you must put yourself first.

"What about this corpse?"

Lu Pan thought the city god was nagging, and cursed loudly: "Don't be naughty, don't bother me, I'm in a hurry now!" After speaking, he stepped out of the Chenghuang Temple and flew away.

Chenghuang looked at a soul slowly floating out of the corpses on the ground, it was Zhu Erdan who had been drinking with him all the time.It's just that his eyes are dull and dull, not as lively as before.

Chenghuang sighed, this kind of heart-changing person, whose character was influenced by the owner of the heart during his lifetime, did some things that were very different from his personality, but died instead, and could restore the most fundamental nature of the soul.

Zhu Erdan froze in place, what happened to him?

The City God looked at Lu Juan's anxious look just now, and guessed that he had encountered a disaster this time, and he couldn't protect himself. He probably couldn't take care of his friends in this world: "Well, Zhu Erdan, you drink with me these few days, and we can count on it." Friendship, I will not hand you over to the Yin Division, just be a ghost under my flag."

The ghost messengers under Chenghuang's banner are responsible for the dead souls in Sona. The duties are cumbersome and tedious.In short, a ghost slave with a wooden head who only knows how to work is needed.

"I'm dead?" Zhu Erdan was not affected by the heart, and returned to his original nature: "I actually died like this."

Ugh……

Recalling the things I have done, I am ashamed to go back to see my parents and Ruiyun again.

Let's stay as ghost messengers from back then and be ghost messengers, they are all dead anyway.

Sure enough, humans and ghosts have different paths, and they cannot communicate with ghosts and gods. They can help you or make you abandon you.

He is now reaping the consequences.

Chenghuang was secretly happy, and hired another helper.

...

After Lu Pan returned the Jinshi's heart to the underworld, he returned to the Hall of Ten Kings full of confidence, and proudly said to He Yunyi and Wang Rui: "There is no trace of me, Lu Pan, in the world. How to sue?"

Criminals have always felt that there is nothing they can do about submerging evidence.

He Yunyi ignored him, just looked up at the sky, watching the blue smoke drifting to the sky.

Lu Juan could only wait silently. If they fought, whether he was He Yunyi's opponent would be another matter. As long as He Yunyi wanted to become an immortal in this life and be ranked among the immortals, he couldn't afford to offend him now.

Seeing Lu Pan's resentful but helpless look, Wang Rui couldn't help sneering, you can bully us mortals, and you will be persuaded when you meet someone with magic power. Unexpectedly, ghost officials are also bullying.

He waited for the punishment from the Heavenly Court, but he waited for so long that his cervical spine hurt when he looked up. The sky was still silent, and there was no sign of anything happening.

Just as he lowered his head and rubbed his cervical spine, he heard the sound of thunder rolling in the sky. This sound of thunder was very special. It was not like the usual thunder sound, but it seemed to be ringing in his mind.

Staring at the sky again, I saw a pale golden cloud floating over the top of the Hall of Ten Kings.

"Here we come." He Yun said together.

Lu Pan was shaking like chaff, knelt down on the ground, holding his head in his hands, and said in the air: "I know I was wrong, I have already exchanged the heads of Wang Qingyuan and Ruiyun, and Zhu Erdan's heart has returned. Lei Gong, please be merciful."

He Yunyi snorted in a low voice: "Lei Gong is only here to carry out the punishment, what's the use of begging them?"

At this time, a golden light shot down, and the judge's pen and life and death book in Lu Pan's clothes floated out of his body, and rose to the sky from the golden light.

After being confiscated of the judge's pen and life and death book, Lu Juan knew that he had made a big mistake: "I know my mistake, my humble official... ah—"

boom -

A white bolt of lightning went straight into the hall, and hit Lu Pan impartially. His official hat and robe turned into dust, revealing his blue and hard ghost body. Come to Zhang.

Wang Rui was so frightened that he jumped on the spot and hurriedly rubbed against He Yunyi. Is this a lightning strike?Jiang Lu's judgment showed his original shape.

As soon as He Yun took a step, he stood in front of him and hid him behind him.

It was a blue lightning that hit Lu Pan, his body shrank several times in an instant, and white smoke drifted away from him.

Wang Rui smelled incense.

This is incense, that is, Lu Pan's Taoism. The last lightning strike removed his official position, and this time the strike will cut off his Taoism.

Lu Juan knelt on the ground and shivered. His body shape had become the size of a ghost, with his head resting on the ground, welcoming the next trial.

Just when Wang Rui thought the punishment was over, another bolt of purple lightning struck in. This time, Lu Pan's body was twisted and deformed, and finally he became a three-foot-tall bluish-black kid with an ugly face, thin and short.

This blow broke his foundation.

A soul whose foundation has been damaged can no longer become stronger by absorbing incense, and is completely reduced to the lowest level of imp.And there are countless such little ghosts in the underworld, the lowest and most useless can never be reincarnated, and can only do endless hard labor.

Wang Rui looked up again, and at some point, the golden clouds had disappeared, and the sky was blue.

If it wasn't for the scorched blackness in the hall and that short and ugly little ghost, he would have thought it was a dream.

Wang Rui walked up to "Lu Pan". At this time, he was no longer tall, only as tall as Wang Rui's waist.

"Chirp, chirp..." "Lu Pan" opened his mouth and made a series of strange sounds.

"He can't speak anymore, and he won't be a judge anymore, and he will never be." He Yun said that Lu Pan was a military commander before his death. He became a judge, and now he has become a basic little devil, and he will never be able to practice and be promoted.

Wang Ruiheng: "If I had known this before, why bother? Whether you understand it or not, I'll give you two words: You deserve it!"

The little ghost squeaked and jumped, apparently understanding. At this time, the wall of the Ten Kings Hall cracked, and there was a crisp sound of chains. Two ghost messengers dragged the chains and came out from the gap. On the body: "His Royal Highness Qin Guangwang of the first palace has received the order of the heaven, and sent me to lock you up in the No. 18 Saw Hell to serve." Falling into the animal world may still meet a good master and be treated kindly, but entering A prison sentence that starts with tens of thousands of years is almost equivalent to an endless sentence.

The little ghost's legs trembled, and he fell to the ground, screaming in his mouth, but the two ghosts from the first hall didn't care, they caught him and dragged him into the gap.

As soon as He Yun waited for "Lu Pan" to be taken away and the gap disappeared without a trace, he said: "There is also King Yama, just now Lei Gong said that he was reported by Xi Fangping to Erlang Shenjun. He will be punished together for his crimes, and will not be forgiven lightly."

Wang Rui thought, when did Lei Gong speak?It may be that he didn't hear it, he has never seen King Yama, and he has no feeling for him, but it must be abominable to be able to raise a subordinate like Lu Pan, so he said: "That's great, a You shouldn't be merciless!"

"Don't worry, the one in robbery can't escape." He Yun asked with a light smile: "How do you feel now, are you angry?"

Wang Rui, who has always been "glib", was quiet this time, with a thousand words in his chest, but now he couldn't say a word, only pouted slightly, and nodded with sore eyes.

Seeing his "obedient" appearance, He Yun couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "Just let it out, let's go, let's go back."

He was the first to walk in front, Wang Rui followed his footsteps, and the two left the Ten Kings Hall together.

With the breeze blowing, Wang Rui seemed to be born again. The haze that lingered in his heart in recent days was swept away. Thinking that he was bullied so badly a few days ago, it was thanks to He Yunyi's return that he solved Lu Juan. He couldn't help saying from the bottom of his heart :"……Thank you……"

Because his tone and demeanor were too sincere, He Yun was taken aback for a while, then he smiled and continued to walk forward.