How to break into Liaozhai

"Uncle, we're lost." Huo Ze squatted on the ground, resting his face in his hands, squinting at his uncle Wang Jie with dim eyes.

He has two uncles, Wang Rui, the eldest uncle, and Wang Jie, the younger uncle, and the younger uncle is only less than three years older than him, so from childhood to adulthood, they are more like friends than elders.

Wang Jie looked at the pitch-black night and the wasteland overgrown with weeds, and reprimanded his nephew with his arms akimbo: "It's you, you insisted on going to relieve yourself, but fell into the river, and we lost contact with the housekeepers."

"Aha? Blame me? Am I the only one who relieved himself? Didn't you come along too, and if it wasn't for you scaring me, would I have fallen into the river?"

"Why did you drag me when you fell into the river?" Wang Jie said angrily.

"I'll drag anyone who gets close to me." Huo Ze said: "If you turn over old scores like this, I will blame you. If you didn't say to take a shortcut through the woods, I wouldn't fall into the river."

"Cough, didn't I see a beautiful woman, and I wanted to visit her house, but I lost my way." Wang Jie retorted: "If you want me to say, the source is still with you, it was you who suggested to go to my brother's place during the vacation Play, we just went out, otherwise I will fall asleep in the arms of the beauty."

Huo Ze clicked his tongue a few times: "You can't live without a woman?"

"My brother doesn't like women, so I'll save all the romances our old Wang family has accumulated, hahaha!" Wang Jie said with his hands on his hips.

Huo Ze tugged at the clothes stuck to his body due to falling into the water: "I am cold and hungry now, if this continues, I will definitely die in this wilderness."

"How can it be so easy to die, even if you really die, ask my brother's husband to resurrect you."

Huo Ze trembled: "I'm a little afraid of him. When I was a child, I almost ate me because I called him "auntie."

"It deserves it, you can't talk nonsense!" Wang Jie nimbly climbed up a nearby tree, looked into the distance, and said excitedly: "I saw the light, it is not far away, we are saved .”

Huo Ze said vigilantly: "Don't be the residence of demons and ghosts. Isn't it strange that there are people in this deep mountain and old forest?"

Wang Jie said confidently: "Hmph, if it's a male ghost, hit it out, but a female ghost, hehehe."

Huo Ze grinned in disgust, you are such a bitch.At the same time, I prayed in my heart, as the son of the second assistant of the cabinet, now that I am missing, the people outside must be crazy, and I hope that the rescuers will come soon.

Wang Jie's physical strength is still good, and he helped his nephew to walk towards the light. I don't know if it's a hallucination. It seems that he didn't walk very far, and he came across this lighted hut, which is much shorter than the distance estimated from the tree just now. .

Wang Jie knocked on the door: "Excuse me, is anyone there?" The moment his hand touched the door panel, the door creaked open by itself.

Huo Ze shouted: "There is a ghost!" He turned around and was about to leave, but was grabbed by Wang Jie and pushed into the house.

There was no one in the room, but there were delicious meals on the table, and a fire was burning in the stove, which was just the warmth the two of them needed.

Huo Ze knew that there was a ghost, but at this moment he was greedy for the warmth, so he quickly took off his wet coat and put it on the stove to bake, hugging his shoulders and said happily, "I thought I was going to die."

Wang Jie also took off his clothes to dry, and sat down at the table in a big way, picked up his chopsticks and took a bite of food.

Just warming up to the fire, but eating and drinking is too reckless, Huo Ze said: "Aren't you afraid that it's caused by toads and rotten leaves?"

"There is no other way. It's better to eat something than to starve to death." Wang Jie said, "The taste is really good."

"Uncle, you really have a big heart." Huo Ze felt sincerely.

But at this moment, the trees outside were rustling by the wind, and a woman's weeping voice floated in: "Xuanye's desolate wind is blowing backwards, and the fireflies are messing with the grass again..."

Huo Ze's heart seemed to have stopped beating, his neck was so stiff that he didn't dare to move, he only stared at his uncle, and mouthed: "There is a ghost."

But Wang Jie said happily: "Even if there are ghosts, they are also female ghosts."

Huo Ze said: "You really don't discriminate between meat and vegetables, people and ghosts are not jealous."

Wang Jie smiled, walked to the window, and said: "I don't know who is reciting poems outside, if you are interested, why not come in and have a talk, Wang is willing to accompany you."

Huo Ze was in a hurry, stopped this act of death, and shouted: "No! No! You still invited her in, don't you think she died fast enough?! You are willing to sleep with a female ghost, why don't you go out?!"

Wang Jie ignored him and continued: "I appreciate your literary talent, miss."

Huo Ze said: "What would you do if it was an old woman?"

"Hearing that soft voice, it's clearly a young woman." Wang Jie said: "Presumably the lady's reluctance to show up is because she doesn't trust my literary talents, so I am willing to continue writing the last two sentences of the poem just now, but Xuan Ye's desolate wind blows backwards." , the flowing fireflies stir up the grass to touch the curtains again, no one will see the deep feelings and bitter emotions, when the green sleeves are alone and the cold moon is on the moon."

After he finished singing, it was suddenly quiet outside, and Huo Ze breathed a sigh of relief: "I was scared away by your wild and wild student."

As soon as the words fell, a crimson figure appeared in the room, Huo Ze was so frightened that he closed his eyes tightly, red, red, what a ghost!Uncle, help me, no, Auntie, help me, that’s not right, I dare not call you Auntie anymore, anyway, Uncle, hurry up and bring your husband to save me!

The crimson figure, with fluttering skirts and fluttering hair on her temples, is a young woman in her twenties and eight years. She bowed and said, "So she is a refined person, but I avoided it because I was too scared. No. My name is Lian Suo, I don't know your surname?"

Seeing the beauty of this woman, Wang Jie introduced himself with a smile, and introduced Huo Ze who was hiding aside to her.

Huo Ze pointed at her and said, "You are a ghost, are you a ghost?!"

Lian Zuo did not deny it: "I am indeed not a living person, and the place where you are now is actually my tomb."

When Huo Ze heard this, he took a few steps back and stuck to the wall. Thinking that this wall might also be the wall of the tomb, he couldn't help but feel cold all over his body.

But Wang Jie said with pity and sympathy: "Miss is so beautiful, why do you have to be buried here alone?"

Huo Ze also said: "The food and wine on the table were all made by you with toads, right? You were poisoned by the corpse?"

Lian Suo smiled and said: "Seeing that you two are bold people, I won't hide it. In fact, I was buried here for more than [-] years after my death. I relied on entertaining men who came and went. I stayed with them to absorb their essence and reshape my body. After accepting the breath of a living person, the bones have vitality. Now I only need the last bit of human blood, and I will be resurrected soon.

Because you two have the last drop of blood that I need, so I carefully avoid it, hoping to choose someone who knows and understands to help me return to the flesh.

These foods are all edible, and I don't want the young masters to be poisoned and die, because they won't be able to help me.

I don't know if the two sons can help me with this. "

Huo Ze's head is like a wave drum: "I can't help it."

"Coincidentally, I am the most helpful person! I will definitely help others generously!" Wang Jie said generously, and as he spoke, he took Lian Suo's hand, and Lian Suo smiled. He walked towards the back room with his eyes closed.

Huo Ze was stunned, and shouted to his uncle: "Be sober! She is not human!"

"Helping others is fun, how can there be so many words!" Wang Jie said dissatisfiedly: "If you meet someone who is in trouble, help if you can." After finishing speaking, he followed Lian Suo to the back room.

And Huo Ze, who had refreshed his understanding of the world, held his head and thought, yes, why didn't he stay at home and study, why did he go out to hang out, just go out and hang out, why did he go with his wonderful uncle?

The stove was warm, and Huo Ze gradually fell asleep by relying on it. When he woke up again, he found himself lying on an open field, and it was already daylight.

Wang Jie was lying not far from him, and he just kicked up: "It's dawn!"

Wang Jie's waist became sore and his back ached, he yawned, and then said with a smile: "Last night was really good."

"Not a bad fart, you!" Huo Ze went to the tombstone next to it, and it was clearly written on it, the tomb of his beloved daughter Lian Suo: "You slept with a female ghost last night!"

Wang Jie said lazily: "I know, but the female ghost also needs help."

Huo Ze said angrily: "I will never go out with you again."

Wang Jie stretched his waist: "It's fine if you don't go out with me, you are just like your father, very rigid as hell."

"My father calls himself clean and self-sufficient!" Huo Ze said, "My father has no concubine's room or concubine, so he is not the same as you."

Wang Jie grabbed his nephew's sleeve and stood up, patted his shoulder: "Whether you like it or not, we have to be together now!" Pointing forward: "I asked Lian Zuo, along the chaotic stones , you can get out of the forest."

Following Lian Suo's guidance, the two of them really came out of the woods, saw the family down the mountain, and rushed to ask for help excitedly.

Hu Chihai stopped for a meal, and then went to the city in the carriage of the farmer entering the city.

When he arrived in the city, he planned to go to the yamen for help. Although Huo Ze didn't want to reveal his identity, he didn't care so much at this juncture.

The two people walking on the street looked at the dazzling array of goods on both sides, and took a look from time to time.

"Ahahahahahahaha——" Suddenly there was a loud laughter from behind, and I saw a young and handsome man in front of a bookstall laughing.

He laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, that speechless gesture really wasted his appearance.

The book stall owner said worriedly: "Hey, hey, are you okay?"

The man wiped his tears and took a deep breath: "I'm fine, it's so funny, I bought all these books."

Wang Jie was taken aback for a moment, then walked a few steps backwards: "Brother Rabbit God?"

When Rabbit God saw Wang Jie, he was also overjoyed: "Why are you here?"

Wang Jie said: "It's a long story. I was studying hard at the Imperial College in Beijing, but my nephew insisted on asking me to bring him to play with my brother. As a result, this worry caused us to get lost."

Huo Ze is not familiar with the rabbit, he only knows that it may be one of the uncle's many strange friends: "Don't talk nonsense, the responsibility is clearly on you, by the way, you slept with a female ghost last night , who doesn't worry about it?"

The Rabbit God glanced at Wang Jie's seal, brushed it, and swept away the black miasma: "You really are, even the soul that Bixia Yuanjun enlightened, can't do such nonsense?"

"I'm helping others." Wang Jie said with a smile: "Brother, it's fate that we met. It just so happens that I haven't eaten and drank seriously since yesterday, so come with us."

The Wang family are all generous, Tu'er smiled and said: "You are like a brother, okay, let's go!"

"Of course I look like my brother. My brother is my goal. I want to be as fun and forthright as him!"

Huo Ze made trouble: "Nonsense, uncle is much better than you."

"Why am I unclean?!" Wang Jie quarreled with his nephew: "I was helping others last night, why don't you understand."

As they walked, they came to a place where a group of Yingying and Yanyan stood at the door and on the railing on the second floor, smiling and waving at them non-stop: "Young masters, come in and have a seat?"

Huo Ze pointed angrily: "This is the evidence!" They all ran to the brothel, so why are they making excuses.

"What's wrong with coming to drink? My brother used to come to this place to drink. Don't look at the world with prejudice." Wang Jie put one hand on his nephew's shoulder and the other on Tu'ershen's shoulder: "I'm the host, let's go." Bar."

The rabbit's eyes were pure and ignorant like an ignorant teenager. He turned a blind eye to Yingying Yanyan, but was interested in the dirty jokes told by the storyteller here. He kept laughing, and finally fainted again with a hiccup.

Wang Jie hurriedly dragged him aside, and said with a false smile to the people next to him: "Laughing is low, laughing is low."

Shaking the rabbit soberly, he didn't dare to let him listen to jokes again, but stayed in the private room to listen to music and eat wine and food.

Huo Ze looked at these prostitutes who accompanied him, and regretted in his heart. He didn't set foot here on purpose, but his uncle abducted him. Even if his parents knew about it, they would forgive him, um.

Suddenly, the door of the private room was knocked open, and a slender man stood by the door frame with his shoulders crossed, his expression very dissatisfied.

Among the prostitutes accompanying the wine, they immediately stood up and greeted them with a smile: "Mr. Bai, why are you free today?"

"It's rare for me to find time. Why are you here to accompany others? Come with me." Saying that, he pushed the prostitute out of the door: "Go back to the room and wait for me."

Wang Jie was dissatisfied: "Everything must come first, first come first, what's the matter with you?"

The Rabbit God stood up for Wang Jie, glanced at the man in white in front of him, and grinned: "Who am I? It turned out to be a loach swimming in the river."

Bai Qiyuan was stunned, and looked up and down the Tuer God, because the Tuer God was born by the moon, and his strength and grade were higher than him, so he couldn't see through the opponent's real body.

But only in terms of appearance, he was very satisfied with him, and walked over with a smile: "I am an earthworm in the river, so what are you? Could it be Chang'e in the Moon Palace?"

"I am the Rabbit God!"

Bai Qiyuan burst into a smile, which was meaningful.Rabbit said with air, "What are you laughing at?"

"You're not serious, you dare to laugh at me." Bai Qiyuan smiled.

"Where am I being dishonest?" The Rabbit God was ignited, "I am the righteous God who is in charge of the marriage book, you loach." Saying that, he took out his medicine pestle and beat Bai Qiyuan.

Bai Qiyuan flew out of the roof in the form of a ray of white light, and the Rabbit God, not to be outdone, turned into another ray of white light and chased him out.

Huo Ze was left to spit out half a sip of his drink, and said in a daze for a while: "Uncle, do we still have to wait for him?"

"Wait... Maybe I'll be back soon." Wang Jie said.

At this time, in the sky, two white lights were chasing closely, and the white light in front was above the clouds, turning into a gleaming white dragon, hovering and floating.

Tu'er said angrily: "You can't escape, give me an apology."

Bai Qiyuan smiled: "The moon palace is lonely, why don't we make a couple, you are the white rabbit, I am the white dragon, and the zodiac signs are all next to each other."

The Rabbit God immediately showed a disgusted expression. Although he is in charge of same-sex marriage, as a fetish conceived by the moon, he is not interested in love and love: "You, are you tired of living?"

But it's not surprising that such words come from the dragon's mouth. They can talk to anyone for a while, but it's too much to find themselves.

Bai Qiyuan persuasively said: "Let's be careful, we won't be discovered by the Heavenly Court."

In fact, Heavenly Court has always turned a blind eye to dragons. According to their nature, unless they are killed, they will inevitably be unable to control themselves.

The Rabbit God felt that he had been molested by the notorious Dragon Clan, and when he was angry, his cheeks were flushed, and he suddenly appeared in his original shape, a huge fluffy white rabbit.

Bai Qiyuan smiled and said, "You are also snow-white and snow-white, don't you really think it's a good match?"

"Die!" The rabbit held the pestle with two front paws, and hit the white dragon's head.

Bai Qiyuan wagged his tail, fled quickly, laughed and said: "If you don't agree, you won't agree, why bother to fight or kill!" He plunged into the Sibai River and hid.

The rabbit wandered on the surface of the river, not wanting to get its fur wet, so it left resentfully.

And Bai Qiyuan emerged from the water at this time, and said with a smile: "He has a big temper."

The rabbit turned back into a human form and returned to Wang Jie and the others. The more he thought about it, the more angry he ran to the lobby downstairs, and he felt better after listening to a few jokes.

After dinner, Wang Jie smiled and said, "Brother Rabbit God, take us directly to see my brother, okay?"

It was a trivial matter for the Rabbit God. He grabbed the two teenagers and arrived at the backyard of the prefect where Wang Rui worked in the blink of an eye.

Now that Wang Rui was about to rest, he heard the noise at the door, and asked He Yun to open the door to see that it was his brother, nephew, and Rabbit God.

He Yun narrowed his eyes, and said dissatisfiedly: "God Rabbit, I knew it was you. Except for you, no one would jump out regardless of time and place."

Wang Rui came out yawning, and as soon as he reached the door, his nephew Huo Ze rushed over: "Uncle, I can see you! You don't even know what we encountered along the way. Uncle, he... woo woo !"

Wang Jie covered Huo Ze's mouth, dragged back, and said with a smile: "It's getting late, just say hello, go to rest first, and talk about something tomorrow." Then he smiled at Wang Ruipi and said: "Brother, you seem to be a little old."

"How do you talk?!" Wang Rui kicked up.

Wang Jie dodged and said, "Isn't this a compliment to you for serving the court with all your heart and blood?"

He Yunyi cast a blindfold on the two of them. In the eyes of outsiders, their appearance will age with the passage of time.

But when they looked at each other, they were still the same.

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go to rest first." Wang Rui grinned at the two of them, and asked the maid to take them down to take a bath and rest.

He Yun put one hand on Wang Rui's shoulder, and said to Tu'er, "Don't tell us, you are in trouble again, let us help you."

"How come, I'm a qualified fairy now! I met them two by chance on the road, so I sent it to you." Rabbit God suddenly thought of Bai Qiyuan, and couldn't help clenching his fists: "However, I met a bastard, it's really hateful .”

"Who is it?" Wang Rui said, "A girl?"

"It? It's on good terms with Jin Chan now. Both of them have been mothers, and they can't finish talking every day. It's another guy, the loach in the Sibai River!"

"Bai Qiyuan?" Wang Rui laughed dumbfounded: "Did he ask you to come with him?"

"how do you know?"

"I know him, and he is still the same." Wang Rui had to admire Bai Qiyuan, no matter whether he was a man or a woman, a man or a demon or a god, as long as he had an idea, he dared to express it.

"The next time I meet him, I have to pull his dragon tendons!" Rabbit God clenched his fist.

After exchanging a few words with Wang Rui and He Yunyi, he flew away.

Early the next morning, after listening to his nephew's "little report", Wang Rui rolled up the book in his hand and tapped his younger brother on the head: "You're promising, huh? Are you a ghost?"

Wang Jie crossed his eyes at Huo Ze, and Huo Ze blinked innocently.

Wang Jie said: "It's fun to help ghosts, I think she is quite pitiful."

He Yunyi propped his chin on the side and said: "You are really a powerful person. Starting from you, the Wang family will flourish and become a prosperous family just around the corner."

Wang Jie said solemnly: "I will never disappoint your expectations. I will definitely give birth to ten nephews for you! All of them are like me, and there is no shortage of children and grandchildren."

Wang Rui didn't know what to say, his younger brother's virtue was exactly what he asked Bixia Yuanjun for, a healthy big stallion.

"Give birth to both you and sister-in-law!" Wang Jieyou added, and just after he finished speaking, he found He Yunyi glaring at him, knowing that the horse had slapped the horse's leg, and hurriedly changed his words: "Will you be with He Yunyi?" The role of big brother is also born."

Wang Rui couldn't help laughing, stood up and said, "You guys have come from afar, tell me, what do you want to play?"

"Hunting!" Huo Ze said, his parents were afraid that he would be hurt, so they guarded him too strictly when he was in the capital. This was not allowed and that was not allowed. Only when he came to his uncle could he be completely free.

"Woman, ah no, go hunting!" Wang Jie said.

Wang Rui was in a good mood, raised his arms and said, "Okay, let's go!"

He Yun shook his head with a smile, Wang Rui, Wang Rui, why don't you grow up, you are still the same as when you were a teenager, but he likes him for this.

The four talked and laughed, and went out.