How to break into Liaozhai

The attitude also changed too quickly, Wang Rui glanced at He Yunyi, you really want to marry me?

He Yunyi seemed to understand his mind, and even nodded slightly to show him, which made Wang Rui look away guiltily. He still really had the same thoughts. After cleaning up Yuchan, he had to get married if he didn't get married. He couldn't hide it. It's gone.

"That...don't worry, at least let God Rabbit finish the meal, don't waste food." Wang Rui said.

"It's good that Tian Xuzi is willing to help. Wait for me a while, I'll eat quickly." The rabbit put his hand on the table obediently, as if waiting for dinner.

Wang Rui asked Xiaoer to rush for the dishes several times, and soon the dishes were brought out. The Rabbit God picked up the chopsticks and ate the dishes first. Seeing that Wang Rui and He Yunyi did not move the chopsticks, he said, "Aren't you going to eat?"

"It's all for you, you finally descended to the realm once, we can eat anything."

Rabbit God was very touched: "Wang Rui, you are really a good person, but since you don't eat, I will not be polite."

"You're welcome, just eat." Wang Rui said casually while drinking with his head down.

Suddenly, I felt a shadow cast in front of me, and when I looked up, I saw Rabbit God turned into a huge rabbit again, holding up a plate of food with two paws, pouring it into his mouth with his neck raised, and then chewing with his cheeks bulging, After swallowing, pick up another plate and do the same.

Wang Rui saw that its chubby mouth kept chewing and moving, and it ate up all the dishes on the table in a short while, and then slowly recovered the human appearance of the Rabbit God.

Wang Ruixin said, it's quite convenient for you to do this, and you don't have to worry about your image collapsing when you are feasting.

Rabbit God wiped the corners of his mouth with a handkerchief, took a last sip of wine, and said vigorously, "Let's go find Yuchan!"

Stand up and point to the door: "Let's go."

He Yunyi asked calmly, "Do you know where it is?"

"..." Tu'er was stunned for a moment: "That's right, we have to find out where it is first."

He Yun was speechless to the rabbit, he put his arms around Wang Rui with one hand, and grabbed the hairband of Rabbit God with the other: "Come with me."

He directly brought one person and one rabbit to the stone gate next to the mountain stream. As long as you enter through this gate, you will be in the domain controlled by the Frog God.

Wang Rui recognized this place, the scene here was what he watched from the water basin before: "This is the stone gate, enter from here."

He walked quickly to the stone gate and pushed hard, but the stone gate remained motionless.

The rabbit is right, he is a mortal who has gained immortality, without strength or divine power.

I wanted to make some contributions, open a door or something, but I couldn't move it, which was embarrassing.

Seeing this, the Rabbit God couldn't stop laughing, Wang Rui knew it had a low laugh, so he didn't care about it.

When he saw that Tu'er God was pushing the stone door with both hands, he didn't move at all, and even blushed, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Haven't you eaten, why can't you push it?"

He Yun said together: "Get out of the way!" Pulling Wang Rui behind him, regardless of the "life and death" of the Rabbit God, there was a blue glow in his hand, and with a bang, he smashed the Shimen directly.

Rabbit God leaned to the side, and with lingering fear, knocked off the broken stones that jumped onto him: "You are too rough."

Wang Rui wanted to say, this is He Yunyi's style.

The stone gate was smashed, and the rabbit walked in first, and saw that the inside was completely different from the ice and snow outside, and it was full of spring, green trees, and the breeze was blowing, and there was a sense of comfort everywhere.

From time to time, low cries could be heard in the grass. Wang Rui suspected that there was a toad hiding in the grass, so he didn't dare to step in, but only stepped on the stone slab.

They looked at the tall buildings and water pavilions around them, and there were people's figures flashing past, and then there was the sound of closing the windows, as if they were defending against the invasion of foreign enemies.

He Yunyi simply took out the posture of attacking at the door, and raised his voice: "Didn't you say you wanted to apologize to Wang Rui? Now that he has come to accept your apology, you should come out. I know you are in the highest wooden building. In the building, if you don’t come out, we’ll go find you and let you meet your old friend, Yutu, by the way.”

After the deathly silence, a woman's long sigh came from the air: "Why do you bully others too much, Yutu, you also know the value of freedom. I am finally free now, but you want to destroy it?"

Rabbit God said: "But you are too free, you abused the elixir, why did you give Wang Rui the elixir and let him fly to the moon? And who did you disclose the prescription to?"

"It wasn't me who drugged Wang Rui, but my unfilial son. Alas, I'm also very sorry about this."

Tu'er was stunned, and was greatly stimulated. He was stunned for a while, and then hesitated: "You, you actually gave birth to a child? Who is the other party? Ah, no, is it a human?"

"He is a handsome scholar, although he ran away soon." Yuchan's voice showed a hint of warmth: "The children we give birth to are much better-looking, as long as our children continue to combine with humans, after a few generations, they will become better and better. It's getting better and better."

Wang Rui couldn't help but think, this genetic modification may have a long way to go.

"Don't talk about this. Since I found you, you have to go back to the Moon Palace with me. As for whether you want to be one with Chang'e again after you go back, it's your business, and I don't care. Take it back." Rabbit God said, quietly taking out his medicine pestle from his sleeve.

"It is true that Chang'e separated me and sent me to the human world, but after I came to the human world, I realized that it may not be a bad thing to be separated and abandoned by her. Give me a frog grandson."

Rabbit Shen said: "It seems that you don't plan to go back with me?"

"You used to be stupid, but now you don't have a good brain. You were sent by the Heavenly Court to capture me. If I was caught, how would you go to the lower world in the future? Have you ever heard of it? Just stay Only by following me can you gain more opportunities in the lower realms in the name of hunting me down."

Tu'er was stunned for a moment, and there was a wave of fluctuation in his heart. He clenched his left hand into an empty fist and put it next to his mouth, as if he was thinking seriously.

He Yun saw at a glance that the rabbit was about to be deceived by sweet words, and that his marriage was nowhere in sight, and he was furious: "God Rabbit, please be sober, if you can't catch Yuchan, the heaven will think you are useless, and will send other gods to come Take your place.

Moreover, haven't you been allowed to be in charge of marriage in the lower realm on the [-]th of every month? At this juncture, don't make mistakes and complete the task of catching Yuchan. "

Wang Rui couldn't help but look at He Yunyi with admiration, he couldn't tell, aren't you also very eloquent.

He Yunyi "stared back" at him, it's not all because of you!

Tuer Shen suddenly felt that He Yun's words were more reasonable, took out the medicine pestle and pointed it in the direction of the voice: "If you don't follow me back, I will be rude to you."

He glanced at He Yunyi uneasily, and when he saw the other party nodding his head, he said confidently: "I'm serious, just grab him with your hands."

Wang Rui told He Yunyi: "Don't hurt the innocent, we have to save my cousin."

According to his observations, the Heavenly Court generally only punishes the gods who go down to the world without permission, and does not punish their children who stay in the world, and generally ignores them. Therefore, only Yuchan was taken away, and the son of Yuchan, that pit mother, had to It is really a headache to continue to "cause disaster" to the world and pester his cousin.

"After solving Yuchan, the other monsters are nothing to be afraid of." He Yunyi comforted him.

At this time, there was a burst of low laughter from the sky, and then a stream of paste-like things poured down from the sky and landed on the ground, corroding a deep pit.

It's toad venom.

"Jade Rabbit, be careful with your fur."

When the three of them were looking at the sky, and when they were on guard against the venom landing again, He Yunyi's expression changed, and he said, "Not good." Holding Wang Rui, he flew into the air, and the ground where they were standing just now spewed out a cloud of blood. Strains of poisonous juice, where it splashed, the stench overflowed, and the vegetation was completely corroded.

Wang Rui was afraid that if the venom came out from under his feet and sprayed on his body, the consequences would be disastrous.

But why is the venom coming out of the ground?He has a bad premonition... Could it be...

Then I heard Rabbit God shout: "No, this mountain is Yuchan! We were all standing on its back just now."

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding earth trembled and the turf on the ground slowly cracked, revealing what was hidden under the green grass and soil.

Wang Rui heaved a sigh of relief. With the turf and a layer of soil, he didn't count as directly stepping on Yuchan.

At this time, the earth was torn apart, and with an earthquake-like roar, a huge forefoot stepped out of the shattered soil layer with great momentum.

Then came its head and back, one front foot and one hind leg. When it was fully exposed, a three-legged golden toad as big as a mountain appeared in front of everyone.

The Rabbit God was both surprised and envious: "You, how did your real body grow so big? It's obvious that the two of us were about the same size before."

My colleagues suddenly became prosperous, and I couldn't help but ask for advice on the secret of "getting rich".

Yuchan said angrily: "Do you think I will tell you?"

At this time, He Yun pointed out mercilessly: "It claims to be a frog god, and it has received a lot of incense from the world to make its real body so huge."

Wang Rui didn't dare to look at Yuchan, and closed his eyes tightly: "As long as you take care of your marriage responsibly, someone will set up a temple to honor you with incense, so don't envy it."

"So that's how it is." Rabbit God suddenly realized: "I understand."

Wang Ruixin said, why do you look like a layman and god, which makes people worry about the marriage under your management.

But now is not the time to worry about this, the most urgent task is to subdue Yuchan.

The Rabbit God shouted in the air: "Isn't it just getting bigger? I will too!" Throwing the pestle into the air, he said: "Change!"

The medicine pestle instantly became huge, and then under the command of the Rabbit God, it hit Yu Chan.

The pestle went down and hit Yuchan firmly on the back.

Wang Rui closed his eyes and held on to He Yunyi tightly. Suddenly, the rabbit yelled as if lost in his soul: "Oh my God—" Then he suddenly felt that he was being carried up by He Yunyi and flew upwards.

"what happened?"

"God Rabbit hit Yuchan with a pestle, and the venom was sprayed everywhere."

The Rabbit God wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, it was too dangerous just now, he was almost splashed: "Tian Xuzi, what can you do?"

He Yun released the blue light with one hand, and flew towards the huge jade toad. The blue light turned into ropes, binding the jade toad tightly like a crab.

If it was an ordinary monster, it would have been subdued, but as the rope was tightened, the sprayed poison dripped onto the surrounding land drop by drop, and deep pits appeared one after another with the rustling sound of corrosion.

Seeing the venom overflowing and worried that the venom would pollute the land, He Yun had to take back the restraint on Yuchan.

Yuchan gulped and rolled his eyes triumphantly, with a look of disdain for me: "If you have nothing to do, then it's my turn."

It opened its huge mouth, revealing a black hole-like throat, sucked in violently, and aimed at He Yunyi and the others like devouring the sky.

He Yunyi was fine, he remained motionless in the hurricane, but Rabbit God swayed and was swept away like a piece of paper.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Wang Rui grabbed Rabbit God's hairband, causing him to yelp immediately in pain, bursting out with unparalleled potential, while snatching back his "ears", he also got rid of the suction force of the toad's big mouth.

Yuchan sucked up a stomach full of rocks and trees, gurgled a few times, retracted his stomach, puffed up his cheeks, opened his mouth, and sprayed the swallowed rocks mixed with venom at them.

He Yun raised his hand and set up a barrier in front of him, and saw these rocks with venom sticking to the barrier, although they were broken, but the venom was all stuck to the barrier, whistling and whitish. Soon, a hole appeared in the enchantment.

"Hehe, Tian Xuzi, although you have become a god, don't forget that I am a fetish of the Moon Palace. If you show me your qualifications, you are just a kid."

Wang Rui was not happy, and couldn't help standing up for He Yunyi, and shouted loudly: "We, He Yunyi, are called youths!"

Tu'er anxiously said: "Now is not the time to bicker, what should we do now?"

He Yun said: "It's not difficult to subdue it directly. I'm just worried that the venom it oozes will pollute the land and streams. In the spring of next year, the venom will flow down the streams of civilization. People drink it and are poisoned." die."

The general poisonous toads are very powerful, not to mention the overlord toad among the toads - Yuchan.

"I have a way, but I don't know if it's feasible." Wang Rui thought about it: "Since taking the elixir can ascend to heaven, can you also take one for Yuchan and tell it to fly back to the moon palace by itself? Of course, absolutely It’s not my dosage, according to Yuchan’s weight, it’s likely to take an elixir the size of an old cow.”

Rabbit God's eyes lit up: "This is indeed a solution! Let's make a panacea."

"You do it yourself, let us help, and it's not leaking the recipe?" Wang Rui said.

"I don't care about that much anymore, and even if you take this elixir for longevity, it will fly to the moon. You've already run, so it's okay." Rabbit God narrowed his eyes and recalled the formula of the elixir: "These The medicinal materials are not difficult to find, as soon as He Yun you help me find the medicinal materials, I will make medicine right away."

Yuchan saw them hiding behind the barrier, muttering something, and then flew away with a whoosh.

It sneered: "If you can't beat it, you run away, hum! You are still so timid and afraid of getting into trouble, rabbit."

To be on the safe side, it still maintains a huge size for the time being, to prevent these guys from fighting back.

At this time, it saw the eldest son flying over with the unconscious Zhao Xiuwen in his arms, and landed behind its ears.

"Mother, Xiuwen was stunned when you showed up just now regardless."

Yuchan sighed: "If you have a daughter-in-law and forget your mother, don't you wonder why your old mother showed up?"

"I'm sorry, mother, why did you show your real body?"

What a stupid son, I asked you to really ask, Yuchan said: "My natal family is here, and they want to take me back to the Moon Palace. It was all provoked by you, a prodigal child. If you didn't take Wang Rui Send it to the Moon Palace, and there will be no such thing as today."

"Then, what should I do, mother? I'm really afraid that you will be taken back."

"If you really want to take it back, you will have to set up your own family. The frog temple set up for your mother in the world will be run by you in the future. Let's have a good time with your daughter-in-law."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." shed tears without disappointment.

Yuchan took a look and became more and more helpless: "It's really not as good as your sister, by the way, where is Ten Niang?"

"Hiding away with her husband."

"Go and hide too."

Yuchan was about to urge him to leave, when he saw Rabbit God and the others flying back again, it snorted: "I know you didn't go far, this time, I won't accept it any more."

"Yuchan, I just want to advise you, don't make fearless struggles, even if I fail, Heavenly Court will send someone else!"

Yuchan said: "Then send someone else, I don't want to lose to you anyway." They are all fetishes conceived by the moon, and we all grew up together, and we don't want to lose to Yutu if we lose to anyone.

"..." Rabbit God said loudly: "Tianxuzi, let's stop talking nonsense with it."

Isn't it you who keeps talking nonsense?At this time, He Yunyi released the blue light again, trapping Yuchan tightly, preventing it from moving at all.

Yuchan said disdainfully: "This trick again?" Just as he was about to release the venom, he saw a huge tree branch on his shoulders poking at its nostrils. It was caught off guard and its nose was tickled. Mouth: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

At this time, a huge pill fell into its mouth impartially, and it swallowed it with a gurgling sound without any warning.

The medicine bowl entered the abdomen and immediately melted, fused with the flesh and blood, unable to spit it out.

The shackles on the body were released, and it only felt that its huge body was slowly floating up, leaving the ground.

It refused to admit defeat and shouted: "Yutu, tell the truth, who taught you this crazy idea?!" It caught Wang Rui who was hiding behind Tian Xuzi, and pointed at him with its big paw: "It must be you! It must be you! It's you!"

Wang Rui only smiled and waved goodbye to it.

In the clear sky and white day, a huge toad flew into the sky, fearing that it was trying to scare people to death, He Yunyi whipped up a strong wind, which only blew the color of the sky and the earth for several miles around, filled the sky with sand and dust, and it was impossible to distinguish the sky.

Zhao Xiuwen's cheeks were sore from the dust blowing, she opened her eyes slightly, but she couldn't see anything clearly except the toad spirit beside her.

Suddenly a stone flew over and hit him on the back, his body froze, his mouth opened, and he spit out a white bubble.

Zhao Xiuwen took a closer look, and it turned out to be her cousin Zhao Anren: "You, you eat people?"

"I, I didn't eat. I just locked him up and forgot to spit it out. He's still alive."

Zhao Xiuwen couldn't take it anymore, she still couldn't accept him, so she pushed him hard: "Go away, monster!" She got up and ran, but here was flying sand and stones, and seeing a fist-sized stone flying towards her, she was so frightened. She turned pale, and at the moment when the stone almost hit her head, a fat short hand blocked her forehead and caught the stone.

"Don't move around, it's too dangerous."

This time, Zhao Xiuwen was obedient, and he hid on a leeward slope under his protection.She actually didn't know what happened, she waited silently for the storm to pass, when the wind speed slowed down and her vision became better, she looked up and saw a black spot in the sky getting smaller and smaller.

She didn't know what it was, but she saw the "Toad Spirit" beside her was weeping and sobbing.

She suddenly wanted to laugh, he is clearly a monster, why is he so fragile, she threw the veil to him: "Wipe your tears."

He took the handkerchief, reluctant to use it, just pulled his sleeves to wipe away his tears, and promised in his mouth: "...I will definitely look better..."

At this time, the wind died down, and everything returned to calm. Wang Rui and the others landed on a slightly flat land, and heaved a sigh of relief in unison: "Finally send this big toad away."

At this time, Wang Rui spotted Zhao Anren wrapped in a layer of air bubbles with keen eyes. He went up and took a sharp stone to cut through the outer layer. He saw the curled up Zhao Anren, his eyelashes moved and slowly opened. Eyes: "Wang, Wang Rui? A monster!"

"First of all, I'm not a monster. There are monsters who have become me. Secondly, when did you get caught here? Why didn't my family mention it?"

Hearing this, Zhao Anren was deeply shocked, and murmured: "Really, no one is looking for me?" Is he so unimpressed?

Rabbit God found a figure behind the soil slope under his feet, and shouted: "Who's there!" Then he saw a short, fat and ugly man supporting a woman to stand up slowly.

Wang Rui glanced, this is Yuchan's cheating son: "Ah! You! You were the one who pretended to be me and sent him to my moon." If it wasn't for the fear of inflicting poison on this person, he would definitely do it again. Seeing Zhao Xiuwen beside him, he hurriedly said: "Come here quickly, stay away from this monster."

Seeing her real cousin, Zhao Xiuwen wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, she shook her head silently: "...but I already have his children."

"What's the matter, just take it off." He Yunyi was able to reshape his body, and it was as easy as pie to remove the meat in his stomach.

Zhao Xiuwen suddenly moved: "I..." Will I take it or not.

At this time, I saw him beside him shaking his head in fear: "Don't, don't be like this..."

"The appearance you used to deceive your cousin is a fraudulent marriage! This marriage is invalid!" Wang Rui pointed at him and said, "I haven't settled with you yet for sending me to the moon."

Seeing that he was silent for a moment, his knees suddenly softened, he knelt down in front of Wang Rui, and bowed his head respectfully: "It's all my fault, I sent you back to the moon to hide evil intentions, but, you didn't gain longevity just because of misfortune." What's more, my old mother was sent away by you, so it can be regarded as suffering on my behalf. Please forgive me and allow me to be with my cousin."

Forgive your size.Wang Rui ignored him, and only said to Xiuwen: "I advise you to get rid of the child, and then send this toad back to the moon to find his mother. It will never be able to entangle you after being bitten by a dog. Let the dog bite you." A lifetime? It’s not difficult to start over.”

"...Start again?" Zhao Xiuwen murmured, and looked up at Wang Rui for a long time: "...cousin...I would like to try it with him to see if I can start again..."

Wang Rui was so angry that his eyes went dark: "I said you... Wuwu, He Yunyi, don't cover my mouth."

He Yunyi pulled Wang Rui aside with his mouth covered, and snorted: "You care about their affairs, and you are so sincere. What you should care about most now is not our affairs."

"I..." Wang Rui blinked: "Our business?"

He Yun pinched his face: "Play stupid again?"

"...Remember, get married..." Wang Rui said: "Then there is no need to be in such a hurry."

Hmph, what if you go back on your word?You've been going back and forth a lot lately.He snorted softly, hugged his shoulders, and stared at him with eyes full of resentment, with a look of "I'm going to force a marriage, you can figure it out".

Wang Rui clearly saw the words "It's so urgent" written on He Yunyi's face, and knew that he couldn't hide it, so he simply smiled "coolly": "Okay! You can choose a date, you are good at it. "

He Yun pinched his fingers and calculated: "Well... In my opinion, tomorrow is a rare and auspicious day."

Wang Rui: "..."

At this moment, Rabbit God leaned over and listened, and happily agreed: "Okay! The sooner the better, I don't have much time in the world."

He Yun glanced at Wang Rui: "What do you think?"

"It's over!"

As soon as he finished speaking, He Yunyi hugged him into his arms: "Don't go back on your word."

Wang Rui laughed and said, "Whoever repents is a puppy!"