How to break into Liaozhai

From the corner of his eyes, Wang Rui caught a glimpse of the crowd staring at them, and couldn't help feeling a little shy, but then he thought, let you go and see!I just want to kiss He Yunyi!

He Yunyi liked his enthusiasm. After the kiss, although his cheeks were flushed, he kissed him again the moment he made contact with his gentle eyes. After a while, he left his lips and hugged him tightly. arms.

"I am back……"

There are always thousands of words in Wang Rui's heart, but when they come to his mouth, he will only agree with them. He has never been clumsy, but at this moment, his throat is choked and he can't say anything.

He Yun picked up his face, saw his eye circles were red, couldn't help laughing and said, "Crying again?"

Wang Rui rubbed his eyes indiscriminately: "Who is crying? The sea breeze is blowing. By the way, the beads storing your soul suddenly disappeared, which scared me to death. If you do such a sudden thing again, I can't forgive you." .”

Hmph, if you don't see each other for a few days, you will threaten people: "The soul is gathered, of course I have to restore my body, otherwise, what can I hug you now." He Yunyi faced his forehead with his forehead, and his eyes became a gap: "Miss me? Tell me You, don't say no."

Wang Rui pursed his lips and kept nodding. When he glanced at him, he couldn't help kissing his lips again.

When He Yun saw that he was so active, how could he let it go, and kissed again, as if no one else was tired of him.

They acted like no one was around, but that didn't mean there was really no one around.

The Dragon Prince of the South China Sea and other sea and land creatures were in shock, when they saw a Taoist priest falling from the sky, hugged the scholar and made a kiss.

When they are dead!

Prince Long snorted: "Who are you?!"

Who knew that these two people were only focused on whispering and ignored him at all.

It was too disrespectful, he waved his hand and shot a purple light, but after being noticed by the Taoist priest, he raised his hand and threw it back, hitting his chest directly, making him stagger.

At this time, King Yaksha took all the Yakshas away from the dense forest, and when he reached the coast, he saw his cook hugging a strange guy from outside the island. help up.

The Dragon King Prince said angrily: "You Taoist priest, do you know who I am?"

He Yunyi asked Wang Rui, "Do you know?"

Wang Rui murmured with lingering fear: "It is said that it is the Dragon Prince. If you don't come, he will take him and me back to be a male concubine, male concubine or something, it's so disgusting."

It was because of this that Ganqing dragged Wang Rui to the shell just now, and He Yun was so angry that his eyes went dark, as if his soul was about to disperse again.

If he couldn't gather his soul today, would Wang Rui be snatched into the Dragon Palace? !

"I only know that you will have a new nickname in the future." After He Yun finished speaking, he made a formula with one hand and muttered something in his mouth. In a blink of an eye, a whirlwind was blown up on the ground and attacked the Dragon Prince.

The Dragon Prince of the South China Sea sneered: "Are we dragons still afraid of whirlwinds?"

After finishing speaking with complacency, the whirlwind came in front of him, and in the blink of an eye, he was swept up into the sky.

Wang Rui clearly heard him curse in surprise.

Soon, a long purple dragon flew out of the whirlwind, circling in the sky with its teeth and claws open: "Smelly Taoist priest, I thought you were good-looking and could fill the harem of the prince, but I didn't want you to be so rude, just die .”

Seeing the prototype of the Dragon Clan, King Yaksha kowtowed one after another, and kept shouting words that Wang Rui couldn't understand.

Wang Rui raised his forehead, thinking that he didn't die fast enough, and actually said something like letting He Yunyi fill the harem, you have a lot of ideas.

Just as he was about to say something to He Yunyi, he found that the person had disappeared. At this time, the sky was thundering and dark clouds were densely covered. The dragon appeared and disappeared in the clouds, but He Yunyi's figure was completely invisible.

With a wail piercing the sky, in the blink of an eye, Wang Rui found that He Yunyi had appeared beside him again.

There are two more dragon horns at his feet, each as thick as a water tank and two or three feet long.

The wound was dripping with blood, and the blood fell on the beach, turning into red crystallized stones.

This is made of dragon's blood, so it must be very valuable. Wang Rui leaned over to pick up these crystals and put them in his sleeve.

He Yun waved his sleeves, and the two dragon horns became the size of palms, and he put them into the sleeves.

The howls of pain that came from the clouds were endless, resounding through the earth with the sound of thunder, making all the Yakshas tremble.

At this time, the turtle shell official shouted: "It's not good, the prince is injured!"

The dragon horn that the crown prince is proud of has been cut off, and the dragon has no horns, so it is still called a dragon.

There was old Li with a bald tail, and here comes another old Ao with a bald head.

The dragon behind the clouds kept roaring, but never appeared again, probably because it lacked dragon horns and was ashamed to show itself.

After roaring for a while, after a burst of rain fell from the sky, the clouds collected and the rain stopped, and the dragon disappeared.

Wang Rui felt that the rain just now was probably Prince Long's tears.

At this time, I heard Xu Kui say: "Eh? This rain is salty."

Seeing this, Prince Long's entourage boarded the shell one after another and drove towards the sea.

Because he couldn't figure out the identity of this Taoist priest, he didn't dare to say harsh words such as "you were waiting for me", and walked away in despair.

After they left, the Yakshas chatted with each other for a while, and then bowed down to He Yunyi.

I worship whoever is good, this person who looks as weak as his cook can defeat the Dragon King.

Then... everyone will worship him.

Xu Kui was called to be an interpreter, and King Yasha said that he would invite He Yunyi to be a guest in the cave, and he could also choose Yasha's girl.

And in order to express the previous disrespect to his friend, every Yaksha with bony protrusions took off one and respectfully placed it on the ground as an apology.

Wang Rui was amused when he saw it. The labor fee was quite high, and these were his income from hard work. He deserved to be paid for the hard work of cooking.

After counting, there were twenty bone protrusions, all of them were hugged in his arms, and he smiled and said to He Yun: "I'm sure it will sell for a lot of money when I go back."

He Yunyi felt that it was not a problem for him to hold Gu Tuzi all this time, so he took out a hand-sized cloth bag and handed it to him: "Put it here first."

Wang Rui wondered if such a small bag could be put in, but then he thought, this thing must be a treasure, so he stuffed the bony bumps one by one, let alone put them all in.

"This..." He put his hand in it curiously, but couldn't find the bottom: "Eh? Where's the bony bump?"

As soon as the bone protrusion is mentioned, the hand can touch something in an instant.

Pokémon, that's how it was used.Wang Ruimei happily put the Dragon Blood Bead just now into the cloth bag, and stuffed it into his sleeve.

He Yunyi came to look for Wang Rui, and when he was found, he didn't want to waste time with these ugly yakshas, ​​so he said to Xu Kui, "Tell them, don't entertain me, I'm leaving."

Wang Rui also disagreed with He Yunyi's being a guest. The Yashas' hospitality conditions are too bad, and he cooks the best dishes.

He looked at Xu Kui: "We are leaving, will you go with us?"

At this moment Xu Kui saw his Yasha wife and children, looked at himself again, and said with a wry smile: "Thank you for your kindness, you can go, leave me alone, I'm afraid I can't leave this island."

"Well, let's repair the boat for you. If you regret it and want to go back to land, you can take it back."

After Wang Rui told He Yunyi about this idea, He Yunyi waved his sleeves and repaired the broken ship.

"You tell King Yaksha that this ship is a gift from us, and they are not allowed to destroy it."

Xu Kui thanked him non-stop, and said with emotion: "I didn't expect you to have such a powerful friend. By the way, why don't you let this friend of yours help you find the beads?"

The friend said it very implicitly, but he saw the two of them kissing, seeing the inseparable look, it was like a couple in distress reunited.

At the same time, Xu Kui also understood why Wang Rui was so resistant to choosing the bride of Yasha, and who his so-called sweetheart was.

He felt that he should do something to repay Wang Rui's help, so he said to He Yun: "Young Master Wang is really a man of determination. King Yaksha once asked him to choose a bride from the Yaksha tribe, but he refused straight away, saying that he has a sweetheart." gone."

When He Yun heard this, he pursed his lips and smiled complacently. That's right, he is the one he loves.

But after laughing, what did he realize? Dare Wang Rui couldn't help being captured by Prince Long to become a male concubine, and the Yasha clan would also marry him?

Squint your eyes and look at Wang Rui "angrily", you really haven't changed at all, and if you can't see it for a while, someone will ask you to "over the wall".

Wang Rui felt someone's high-pressure gaze, scratched his forehead, and avoided his gaze.

This is not what he thinks, Tao Yu said, his soul is not in harmony with this world, wherever he goes, strange things will find him there.

He Yun snorted, "These yakshas are so ugly, I'm sorry you won't be tempted."

But at this time, they heard movement in the bushes. It turned out that Xu Kui's Yasha wife saw the constant thunder and thought her husband was in danger, so she came to him with her child.

Wang Rui pointed to Xu Kui's wife and said, "The male yashas are ugly, but the female yashas are all beautiful, which is considered average."

He Yunyi was angry and funny, hugged Wang Rui and scratched his armpit: "What do you want to say?! You still think it's a pity?!"

Wang Rui smiled and hid aside: "Don't make trouble."

He Yun didn't want to, he opened his arms to hug him, and pressed towards him.

Seeing that the two people in front of them suddenly disappeared, and there was no shadow on the whole beach, all the yakshas couldn't help shouting in surprise.

Xu Kui turned around and found that Wang Rui and the others had disappeared. He thought to himself that people only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals, but this couple must be real immortals, at least the Taoist priest is.

-

One moment Wang Rui was still on the beach, and the next moment he fell on a piece of soft green grass.

Smelling the smell of green grass and basking in the warm sunshine, he suddenly asked, "Is this... land? Have we returned from the island?"

He Yun raised his chin with a smile, and gently kissed him on the lips: "Mmm... I'm back."

Although I don't know where this is, but the climate is warm and the spring is beautiful, I don't think it is my hometown in the north.

Wang Rui put his arms around his neck with one hand and stroked his face with the other. He said with a crooked smile, "Well, you're back by my side too."

As soon as He Yun looked at his good-looking eyebrows, for some reason, he remembered the picture of his broken soul that day, and quickly lowered his head and kissed Wang Rui again to make sure that he was real.

He didn't want to lose any more, enough was enough.

The same is true for Wang Rui, probably because it was not easy all the way, and this time they will be reunited. While enjoying the joy, worry about being separated again came to mind.

His eyes were sore: "...you know, I have recovered my memory."

"I know, when I was floating on the sea, Bixia Yuanjun told me, and she also said that you would come to find me." He Yun said with a smile: "When I heard such words, I thought I would do it no matter what. Hold on, even though your consciousness is blurred, you must not let your soul disperse!"

"I saw you and Tao Yu entering the magic circle on the shore, and you didn't come out until the magic circle exploded and disappeared... I thought you..."

"How could I die so easily?! Tch! At that time, the gap connecting the two worlds closed, and the impact was too great, so I was injured. If it was just Tao Yu, it would be nothing at all."

Wang Rui stroked his black hair: "My hair seemed to have turned white at the time, which was very strange. What's going on? Did you succeed in becoming a god?"

He Yunyi snorted proudly: "You are a good husband." After speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and looked at Wang Rui worriedly, he would no longer be afraid of himself.

But at this time, Wang Rui had no worries, but said happily: "Amazing!"

He really worried too much, Wang Rui had recovered his memory long ago, so why would he be afraid of him, He Yun adjusted his posture and let him rest on his arm: "Tao Yu's matter is settled, we are together reasonably, Let me see who dares to say no."

"...I had a dream this morning, maybe it wasn't a dream, the bead filled with your soul flew into the sky, and then a voice told me that you had reincarnated, and that we were destined to die, it scared me to death! I don't know who is so boring, is it interesting to deceive me?"

When He Yun saw his mouth pouted, he thought he was really angry and said with a smile: "I suspect it is Bixia Yuanjun. You saw her eloquent last time. She probably wanted to tease you. Seeing that my soul has recovered, you know We will meet soon, so I deliberately punish you."

"It's... really a boring prank!" Wang Rui snorted, "I've decided not to burn extra-thick incense for her, but just a normal thick one."

"Remember, cultivation is to get rid of the suffering of samsara. Now that I have accomplished the Dao, I am no longer bound by samsara. If the primordial spirit is not destroyed, I will live forever. Don't believe in the nonsense that I will be reincarnated in the future."

Wang Rui was stunned, then smiled and said: "Great, let's go see Xiaoyangzi someday, we must be angry with him! Tell him, when he dies in 800 years, out of good intentions, we are willing to Build him a monument."

"If you don't tell me, I almost forgot about him, so it's settled, I must piss him off."

Wang Rui was full of questions, all of which were related to Tao Yu: "I remember someone reported to Tao Yu, why is it snowing heavily in the county? Does it matter now?"

"Oh, that matter, the heavy snow fell several feet thick, and everyone froze to death..."

Before he could finish speaking, Wang Rui was about to sit up: "They all froze to death?!"

He Yunyi dragged him to lie down again: "Listen to me, freezing to death means freezing to death, but that's to go to Yan Luo Palace to screen their souls to see if Tao Yu arranged for them to seize their homes. The heavy snow happened to freeze their bodies so that they would not rot when they revived..."

He pinched his fingers and calculated: "Now that the screening is almost over, people have come back to life one after another, the snow has melted, and all the chaotic places have been straightened out. People in the city will probably feel that they have had a ridiculous nightmare."

Wang Rui is now happy: "Great, I don't worry about that, let's find my parents and sister after a while, they are now at my uncle's house, waiting for news from me, they must be anxious. But it can't Tell them that I am working as a cook on Yasha Island, otherwise they will worry again."

"cook?"

"Didn't I tell you? I was in charge of feeding Yaksha pork on the island, and even made a porcupine porpoise. You said, losing me, Yaksha King must be extremely heartbroken, and he will miss me for the rest of his life."

He Yun said angrily: "I thought you were a guest on the island, but I thought you were a hard labor. Let's go back. I have to break the teeth of those savages."

"Forget it, they've already given away Gutuzi, I don't feel bad about it."

Since Wang Rui didn't feel bad, he had no choice but to let it go: "Where is your uncle's house?"

"Yuanning Mansion. When we get to the city, let's look for it slowly." After Wang Rui finished speaking, he asked worriedly, "Are you going with me? You won't leave me again, right?"

He Yunyi liked that he cared about him like this, held back his smile, and nodded solemnly.

Although Wang Rui has never been to his uncle's house, he only knows that they live here.

But the Zhao family is a big family in Yuanning Mansion, after a little inquiring, someone told them the location of the Zhao family.

So Wang Rui swaggered and led He Yunyi to step up the stone steps of the gate and knocked on the door. He first introduced himself: "I am Wang Rui from Yangxin County..."

Before he could finish speaking, the doorman ran away: "Master Rui is here—Master Rui is here—"

Soon, his father appeared first, pushed him into the door, and looked him up and down nervously: "Where have you been these days? We all thought you..."

This brat made you worry so much, Wang Yongde finally couldn't help it, and patted his son on the back vigorously: "If you don't show up again, we will go crazy."

Wang Rui rubbed his back, although it hurts, but he felt at ease, hey, Tao Yu still wants to send him away, where to find such a good family, the nail shop has decided.

At this time, Zhao Shi and Qing Yuan also ran out, wiping their tears while looking at Wang Rui, seeing that he had no missing arms or broken legs, his mother was so excited that she pinched him: "It scared us to death. Didn't even send a letter?"

Seeing He Yunyi at the side, I guessed that he "saved" my son again, thank you so much.

Hearing that Wang Rui was coming, his parents and younger sister ran out first, but his uncles and aunts didn't travel so fast, so they came here just now, and surrounded Wang Rui, some said that he looked the same as when he was a child , There are also those who say that he is as cute as when he was a child.

Someone noticed He Yunyi: "This is..."

He Yun glanced at Wang Rui, please introduce him.

Wang Rui coughed lightly: "My best friend, He Yunyi, without him, there would be no me."

Wang Yongde didn't hear anything wrong, and added with a smile: "Realist He saved Rui'er's life."

Since they were lifesavers, the treatment must be different. The Zhao family embraced Wang Rui and He Yunyi into the lobby and sat down to talk.

After Wang Rui's grandparents died of illness, the four uncles did not separate and lived together. Each of the four houses had a daughter-in-law, concubine, and children, and there were hundreds of people.

While Wang Rui and the others were talking, they kept entering the lobby to hold a meeting for Wang Rui.

Fortunately, they only met each other when they were young, and it is reasonable for Wang Rui to say that he does not remember.

After getting to know the main characters well, the "big troop relatives" left. Wang Rui talked to his parents and younger sister. He was afraid that they would be worried, so he omitted all the important things. It's just that he got sick on the way, which delayed the time, but He Yunyi had already cured him.

In any case, it was better than anything else for the son to come back safely. Mrs. Zhao asked the housekeeper of the Zhao family to find a room for Wang Rui and He Yunyi, and let them go down to rest first, and have dinner together in an hour.

Wang Rui came to the room and sat down at the table: "I'm exhausted, even more tired than cooking in the Yasha country."

He Yunyi sat down next to him: "I think we should settle the score with the Yashas, ​​it's too cheap to spare them like this."

"Forget it, I want to have a good rest." Wang Rui stretched his waist and leaned on his shoulder: "Let me use it."

"How long will you borrow?"

Wang Rui looked up at him with a smile: "Let's make a foundation in 100 years."

He Yun smiled lightly, wrapped his arms around his shoulders, leaned over and kissed him on the lips.

At this time, a blinking little eye left from the window lattice and ran away on tiptoe.

-

Because the son came back, everyone was waiting for the reunion dinner.

Mrs. Zhao was holding a hand stove and chatting with her sisters-in-law, while Qing Yuan and her cousins ​​sat in the backgammon and listened to the conversation outside from time to time.

At this time, Qing Yuan heard a burst of joyful laughter from outside: "Oh, brother Ling is here, come, come to Auntie, and take a good look at you."

Qing Yuan knew that this was the youngest son of the second uncle's family, six or seven years old, chubby and cute.

Just when he was about to withdraw his attention and care about the chess game, he heard Brother Ling say: "I saw Cousin Rui and the Taoist priest kissing just now, I went to play with him, I saw it."

Qing Yuan immediately felt that the air was still, and the cousins ​​all looked at her with eyebrows furrowed, after all Wang Rui was her brother.

Qing Yuan pushed away the chessboard, picked up the curtain and went to the outside room, and said with a smile: "Brother Ling, you must have read it wrong. My brother's eyelashes always stick into his eyes. Ask someone to show him his eyes. Sometimes it happens because of the angle. It's easy to misunderstand the relationship, Ling Ge is so old, he has to know the seriousness of what he says."

Mrs. Zhao also rubbed Brother Ling's face vigorously in her arms: "Remember what your cousin said?"

Brother Ling wanted to refute that he was not mistaken, but after thinking about it carefully, he seemed to be inaccurate: "Hmm..."

Qing Yuan continued to laugh and said: "Brother Ling, it's true, the room is full of sisters and sisters, just say such pretentious words, be careful to let your cousin Rui know that you slandered him, and come back to settle accounts with you." After finishing speaking, she smiled brightly again: "However, how can it be, Tong Yan Wuji, isn't it, Second Aunt?"

Her second aunt immediately snatched her son back from Mrs. Zhao, and patted her buttocks: "Listen to what you said, don't be ashamed! Mama Zhang—how did you take care of the young master? thing!"

Mrs. Zhao said worriedly: "That's not it, Brother Ling must have seen something in normal times, otherwise, if he blows his eyelashes, he will associate it there."

The second aunt dragged Ling Ge and took Zhang Ma down. Seeing that the time was almost up, the others led their daughters to leave. Today's chat meeting ended, and they went back to change their clothes and have a reunion dinner later.

After everyone had left, Qing Yuan closed the door, turned her head and saw her worried mother, and couldn't help calling softly: "Mother... don't worry about it, Brother Ling is talking nonsense, don't forget to take it to heart."

"Don't talk." The speaker didn't mean it, but the listener meant it. Zhao Shi really took it to heart.

My son and He Yunyi... um... Indeed, the more I think about it, the more suspicious I become.

My son neither takes a wife nor a concubine, nor even a maid.

Moreover, once He Yun became a monk, he didn't go anywhere, and just stayed with his son. When his son was in danger, he would always be there to rescue him, and he didn't see his son doing him any favors, so he just rescued him over and over again.

What is he for?Accumulate merit?There's no need to just stare at your son's savings.

Oops, it's frightening.

"Go and call me your brother!"

Qing Yuan is unwilling: "Brother Ling is talking nonsense, you asked about this kind of thing, if it didn't happen, my brother would be so sad, besides, he really helped us so much, it's too bad to speculate on him like this Bar."

"What if there is such a thing?!" Zhao said: "I don't want to alarm Master He, I just call your brother, who is from my own family, ask what's the matter? Go and call someone here."

Qing Yuan murmured softly: "If this really happens, what can you do?"

Zhao said angrily: "What can I do? I'll tell your father to break his dog legs!"

"If you interrupt, you can ask Master He to pick it up." Qing Yuan lowered his head and pursed his lips, his voice was thin and weak.

But Mrs. Zhao could hear it clearly, and couldn't help feeling a headache: "Stop talking back to me, call your brother quickly."

Qing Yuan had no choice but to open the door and send someone to find her brother.

When only Mrs. Zhao was left in the room, she held her forehead and thought, but it must not be true.

Then I thought distressingly, God bless, take a step back, even if it is true, my son must be the one on top.