remember to eat on time
Chapter 32 Extra Story New Year Special Edition
Hello everyone, I am the host. This issue of "The God of Men Reminds You to Remember to Eat on Time" is a special edition for the New Year!
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———Voice-over & subtitles———
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———Voice-over & subtitles———
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Guests:
Blue Rain: Huang Shaotian, Yu Wenzhou
Heavenly Sword: Sun Zheping, Lou Guanning
Tiny Herb: Wang Jiexi
Thunder: Xiao Shiqin
Reincarnation: Zhou Zekai, Jiang Botao, Sun Xiang
Tyranny: Zhang Xinjie, Han Wenqing, Zhang Jiale
Happy: Ye Xiu, Fang Rui
Special guest: Lin Jingyan
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[Fuck!The sponsor suddenly became so sharp, you can explain it to me, the program group!There are so many guests here all of a sudden, why don't you explain it!Whoa whoa whoa!But there must be enough material for this issue!Ask for enough! ]
[House of Gods!Oh ho ho ho!I beg the program team to take good care of my male god!Let the male god's equipment change from Lord Grim's mix-and-match style to One Autumn Leaf's handsome look! ]
[Seeing the special guest, I don't know why I feel like my heart has been stabbed QvQ! ]
[Let’s not talk about it, the special edition is just for digging!eight!Gua!of! ]
[Yeah, I'm not a professional player anymore... (Thanks for the extra damage)
[And editing, editing!The version of Han Ye who fell in love and killed each other for ten years edited by XXX master before is simply! ! !The material in it is taken from the part of the video here!President Han Team x□□Ye Shen is so miserable!The most amazing thing is that neither of these two people directly appeared in the same shot! !But it's spicy!Guiding the way → → "Evenly Matched"]
[I also watched that video!Just a compliment! ]
[By the way, what do you have for dinner today?I have already connected to wifi and am ready to eat and watch at the same time oh ho ho!Having said that, this is probably the first time I don’t have to watch a video on an empty stomach, and suddenly I feel a little excited when I think about it! ]
[Seeing so many guests!Aww!New ideas wait for me!Wait for me!I still have holes to fill! ]
[The screenshot tool has got√, the recording tool has got√! ]
[Heh, do you think this is the first time the alliance has done this! ! ! ]
The camera gradually brightens, gradually revealing the scene in the room, and before the scene becomes clear and the person is heard, well, I know who you can guess——Huang Shaotian!
"Fuck! Zhang Jiale, you kitchen killer, obediently go out and help Su Meizhi clean up! You don't need your fancy style of stuffing dumplings! Yes! You don't need cooking!"
While chattering, Huang Shaotian supported Zhang Jiale's shoulders and pushed him out of the kitchen.
However, the so-called feng shui turns...
"Shaotian, you should go out first, the few of us are enough." Yu Wenzhou put on an apron, carefully cleaned the food in his hands, and then added several kinds of seasonings for preparation, saying without looking back.
"Captain, wait! I can help you guys by staying! And I can't talk less, can't I—!"
Huang Shaotian protested angrily, thinking that the kitchen was his home, and he would not go out!
"Cold dishes mixed by Team Ye, roasted leg of lamb, fried crispy chicken and meatballs..." Zhang Xinjie pushed his glasses, and calmly named a few dishes, without even saying what Huang Shaotian did. .
A hint of guilt flashed across Huang Shaotian's face, but Huang Shaotian, who had a stubborn mouth and didn't cry when he saw the coffin, would never succumb to Zhang Xinjie's lustful power so easily: "Ah!? What happened to Zhang Xinjie's dishes? ?Okay, okay, since you think I'm making trouble, I'll go out first, don't thank me hahahahaha!"
While making jokes, Huang Shaotian dragged Zhang Jiale, who was stunned by the door, back into the house.
"I want to eat too..." Zhang Jiale was dragged away by Huang Shaotian, while looking at the prepared dishes in the kitchen—why Huang Shaotian ate so many, but he only ate a grilled chicken wing before he was discovered!What's even more exaggerated is that Huang Shaotian even charged himself with an unwarranted crime!
Well, even if I don't know how to cook, it won't cause trouble!Huang Shaotian!You have the ability to PK ah!
The house is full of heat, and among them, there is a clear line of [-]: the kitchen.
In the kitchen, headed by the four big hearts and supplemented by the three quasi-hearts, they were carrying out the work in their hands in an orderly manner in chaos: Ye Xiu was the busier one, and there were five casserole pots bubbling and bubbling in front of him. It was hot, and the camera seemed to be covered with a thick layer of white mist due to the heavy fog, so that the food in the casserole was not captured at all.
Jiang Botao was cleaning a plump fish, his hands were very agile, and his mouth was not idle: "Captain Yu, are you going to make chicken feet with abalone sauce? Use a pressure cooker, I will go to your city for a trip I ate it once when I was there, Team Yu is good at this?"
Yu Wenzhou smiled, and replied: "Well, my dad likes to eat this, and when I was a child, I often watched my mother make it, so I would too. On the contrary, Deputy Jiang," Yu Wenzhou paused at this point, "Looking at your appearance...it seems to be West Lake Fish With Vinegar Sauce?"
"Yeah!" Jiang Botao answered simply.
"In this way, my experience with Team Yu is quite similar, except that my mother is a strong woman in our family, and then my father thought about making some delicious food for my mother when he was at home. I didn't know it was Where did I learn this dish, and I will know it after being influenced by it.”
Yu Wenzhou, Jiang Botao chatted nonchalantly, Zhang Xinjie occasionally served these people a meal, and then kept an eye on the few people in the living room to make sure that the few people with Huang Shaotian as the first Jiale and the assistant would not come back to steal food—in fact The task is still quite arduous.
For some reason, Wang Jiexi, Lin Jingyan, and Xiao Shiqin worked very happily together. One of the three was in charge of rolling the noodles, and the other two were in charge of making dumplings.
Moreover, Wang Jiexi and Xiao Shiqin can be heard chatting about homework while making dumplings... No, it's about discussing how to lead the team together:
"Wang Dui, um, there's something I want to ask you, it's okay if you don't say it if it's inconvenient..." Xiao Shiqin took a chopstick of dumpling stuffing and put it on the dumpling wrapper.
"Tell me." Wang Jiexi squeezed the dumpling in his hand, shaped it slightly, and put it on the chopping board.
"It's just that the team members have been restless recently. What do you usually do in this situation?" Xiao Shiqin also began to make lace for his own dumplings.
"I'm basically looking for them to talk about life..."
Wang Jiexi's voice was shallow, but his hands were still making dumplings seriously.
[…………………………… MD!How did this kind of instant feeling of a big family celebrating the New Year and then two mothers chatting about homework together come out!How did it come out! (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻]
[Lelelele!Lele is being bullied again hahahahahahahaha!There is also Lele and Huang Shao's best friend group... Let me float and let me get drunk! ]
[Congratulations to Huang Shao for stealing successfully (^o^)/, poor Lele just stole a roasted wing and was ruthlessly kicked out_(:з」∠)_]
[... Vaguely, Captain Yu, are you wearing an apron!Yes or no!Yes or no! ]
[The combination of Yu Dui and Jiang Fu is also full of magic! ]
[Big Eyes, Small Things, Bring Children, New Combination Ho Ho Ho! ]
[Ye Shen!Don’t smoke when you’re cooking soup, QvQ! ]
[Upstairs, wait a minute, how do you know Ye Shen is making soup!Anyway, I absolutely do not believe that the camera is covered by fog for such a simple reason!It was definitely intentional by the program production team!Absolutely! ]
[Young Master Huang... 2333333!Are you happy to steal food?Hahahahaha!And Xinjie has a really dirty heart!Silently wrote down all the things Huang Shao ate secretly!Also, God Ye seems to have accidentally exposed his cooking skills! ]
Camera transition, remember the bar counter mentioned earlier?
Half of the first floor of this villa is the kitchen, and a small bar counter is on the dividing line between the kitchen and the living room, and the current camera stops at this bar counter——
Both Zhou Zekai and Sun Xiang were wearing slightly corseted clothes, which perfectly outlined their figures: in front of Zhou Zekai were several glasses of prepared cocktails, and Sun Xiang was about to put them in the refrigerator.
"Are you making a cocktail?" Sun Zheping leaned over, raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhou Zekai.
"Hmm... 0 degrees." Zhou Zekai thought for a while and wanted to add something.
"0 degrees, it's pretty good. After all, to some extent, everyone calls it quitting bars, but since it's 0 degrees, it's still called a cocktail? It's a special drink, right?" Sun Zheping took a prepared orange cocktail drank up.
"Florida." Zhou Zekai said.
Sun Xiang put the wine in the refrigerator, turned around and came back just in time to hear Sun Zheping's question. Since his team leader didn't like to talk, he had to answer for him—but to be honest, he didn't want to answer Sun Zheping at all.
Sun Xiang was still hesitating whether to answer, but Lou Guanning unceremoniously opened a chair and sat next to Sun Zheping, and then Blabla explained: "0-degree cocktails are actually called non-alcoholic cocktails. I went to the refrigerator for a while, Team Zhou is very good, and they make non-alcoholic wines, such as ice fruit wine, Ladoga Cooler, Shirley Temple, Cinderella, Catwalk, and the Florida you drink now, They are all very classic and common cocktails.”
"Florida? It's delicious. Thank you Team Zhou." Sun Zheping sips slowly. This cocktail has the refreshing taste of sweet orange and a slight bitterness mixed in it, forming a unique bitterness. Sweet taste, clear taste, generally speaking, it is more in line with his aesthetics.
"Uh... If it's convenient, Team Zhou, can you adjust the fluffy navel?" Lou Guanning looked at the base wine in the cabinet, and thought that he could probably make several low-alcohol cocktails.
"En." Zhou Zekai didn't say anything, took out two bottles containing the base wine, mixed them, stirred them, put a few ice cubes on them, and handed them to Lou Guanning.
"Do you think God Ye will get drunk after drinking this?" Lou Guanning whispered to Sun Zheping beside him while drinking.
"This is only 8 degrees, Ye Xiu can't be this good, right?" Sun Xiang reacted very quickly for some reason.
"One can of beer can put you down, it's definitely enough." Sun Zheping drank his own Florida, but from the corner of his eyes, he couldn't help but look at Ye Xiu who was busy in the kitchen, his eyes were dark.
"Ordinary beer is only around 11 degrees, does Team Zhou have any recommendations?" Lou Guanning wanted to hear Zhou Zekai's recommendations.
"You are not allowed to eat alone, um." Zhou Zekai began to search in his mind.
"Success." Sun Zheping readily agreed.
"Fruits." Zhou Zekai replied.
"For fruits, it's very convenient to pretend to be fruit juice, and the alcohol taste is not too heavy. The degree is basically between 5 and 10 degrees. What's more, can we make it ourselves! For example, a kiwi fruit cocktail made with rum , Banana Cocktail, Pina Colada, I have drinking utensils at home, so come to my house as a guest?" Lou Guanning said clearly.
"Yes." Zhou Zekai nodded in agreement.
[Hey, hello, gods, have you revealed some dangerous intentions w(°Д°)w!God Ye run! ! ]
[I always feel as if I have seen the ultimate, ah, the expressions of the great gods seem to be like this...(〃=v=)people(=v=〃)
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[The expression upstairs is so vivid, I'm coming too! (〃=v=)person(=v=〃)]
[Take me!take me! (〃=v=)person(=v=〃)]
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[Oh oh oh I'm going!Professional players one by one... Good looking, good figure, or tough, and now there are so many good men in the new century who can cook at home, so damn many rivals...]
[No, in fact, they are self-produced and sold internally. I firmly believe in this truth. ]
[Ye Shen, you... Take care!The rival in love is too strong, and weak girls like me can't compete!But I will send you a big red envelope when you get married, please don't worry! ]
[Where is Ye Shen, there will be countless bloody storms #天真我Why do I only understand this truth now#]
Camera switch.
"Xinjie, is there enough food? I guess Lao Han has a lot of food, right? That face, that bump, that altitude..." Ye Xiu not only controlled his facial expression to show "miserable and miserable" when he spoke. Thinking about the connotation, he also used his hands to draw Han Wenqing's altitude and body thickness.
"If you add the portion that was stolen by Fang Rui, Huang Shaotian, and Zhang Jiale, the amount is probably enough." Zhang Xinjie answered very rigorously.
"Stealing trash snacks too? Isn't it..." Ye Xiu caught Zhang Jiale's stealing behavior, but he never saw Fang Rui enter the kitchen.
"While Zhang Jiale and Huang Shaotian were pushing at the door, Fang Rui took away a plate of crispy chicken nuggets and a plate of organ potato chips. In fact, they were meant to be eaten before meals, but if they like to sneak around, let them do as they please. It's good." Zhang Xinjie told Ye Xiu what happened in detail.
"They didn't know that it was a snack I made first because I was afraid that they would be very hungry? Tsk..." Ye Xiu scanned Zhang Xinjie up and down with a strange look, and the message in his eyes was clearly that "I didn't see that Xinjie is great." My heart is so dirty'.
"Boom!" Fang Rui, who was trying to deliver the snacks, heard the conversation between the two hearts. One of them accidentally knocked his head. He suddenly felt that he was really wronged. These two clearly sang and said it to him on purpose. You have to eat enough to say, you say this heart is not dirty! ?Dirty or not! ?It's just too much!
But... the good guy doesn't suffer from immediate disadvantages, Fang Rui silently picked up the last plate of crispy chicken nuggets and went out: It's just that he was stooped when he came in, but he straightened his back when he went out - vaguely A man's illusion.
"Wang Da, no, Wang Jiexi, have you finished making your dumplings?" Ye Xiu found that the show also has a disadvantage, that is, he must always pay attention not to accidentally call out some familiar nicknames, just now he almost bit his tongue again up.
"Captain Ye, it'll be ready soon! Where's the food? Is it almost ready?" Xiao Shiqin replied quickly.
"Well, it's almost there. Then, Xinjie, watch me wake up Lao Han." Ye Xiu washed his hands, took off his apron with his backhand, and then sat down with a plate of cut fruits with a cigarette in his mouth. slipped out of the kitchen.
The camera began to change with Ye Xiu's movements. Zhou Zekai, Sun Xiang, Sun Zheping, and Lou Guanning at the bar were chatting together, while Huang Shaotian, Fang Rui, and Zhang Jiale in the living room were dishonest even watching TV: The huge coffee table was full of evidence that these people ate secretly - Ye Xiu saw the remains of organ potato chips, and two plates of fried crispy chicken nuggets. As for the few scattered cocktail glasses, it seemed that Is it the cocktail made by Xiao Zhou?
Ye Xiu sneered for a while, and then admired for a while that several people fought over a remote control, and finally decided the ownership of the remote control by guessing fists...
Ye Xiu's expression was one of disgust.
The subtitle team mischievously drew a word bubble box next to Ye Xiu's head—God Ye's inner OS: These people are really acting in their true colors, ah, I'm so disgusted, so disgusted, I really don't want to admit that I know these naive people, you guys Anyway, if you are still a top-tier master, can't you pay attention to maintaining your handsome appearance in front of the camera? Tell me how much your manager has to worry about every day...
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can't do it, I laughed so badly!Can the subtitle group continue to have fun together!My inner OS is so loving! ]
[Speaking of which, didn’t you find that these piles of auras are actually very suitable...]
[Found!Heart set in the kitchen!The man group over the bar!On the TV side... Let's make friends group hahahahaha! ]
[The bar counter is obviously the domineering president team!Except Erxiang's painting style is slightly wrong! ]
[Give Fang a snack!The interaction between the hearts is simply..._(:з」∠)_]
[Poor Yang Xixi is disgusted again hahaha! ]
[I I I I heard what!Stupid mortals!I’ve always wondered why they didn’t show up when they clearly said that my Korean team would play, but they were actually sleeping in the end? hhhhhhhh!]
[God Ye quickly wake Team Han up!go! (By the way, besides Ye Shen, who else do you think would dare to wake Team Han up 2333333!]
[Team Han is really acting in its true colors... The man from Tyranny is so mighty and majestic! ]
[alarm (.]
[The answer from upstairs, I am speechless...]
[I can't stop the jokes in my head!Although I know that what I said must be unrealistic, but!but!I really want to watch Team Han and Team Ye before waking up!Girls, you know what I want to say, right! ]
[Here comes the fresh and hot joke from the girl upstairs: Ye Xiu saw Han Wenqing sleeping soundly in bed, this person frowned even in his dream, well, Ye Xiu admitted Han Wenqing's wallet The face is born, this person even has an expressionless face, and he can exude an aura of a beast when he is sleeping.Ye Xiu hesitated for a while, and after thinking about it, he decided to wake him up: Ye Xiu knelt by the bed, leaned down and pressed against Han Wenqing's ear, and softly called, "Old Han, wake up..." He didn't move, so he reached out and patted Han Wenqing's body in an attempt to wake him up.Han Wenqing seemed to be the reason why he didn't wake up, so he hugged Ye Xiu under him with his backhand. Ye Xiu saw that he had turned into a large pillow in an instant, with a dumbfounding expression on his face, so he pushed him against him man trying to wake him up.Then there is Han Ye papa papa!This year is really...cough. ]
[Worship the joker upstairs!But pulling the lights is wrong!wrong! ]
Ye Xiu mentally oscillated for a while, and saw that Zhang Jiale actually won the boxing game, but this guy actually watched the rerun of "Remember to Eat on Time" in the end!Ye Xiu instantly felt a little bad.
So Ye Xiu brought the fruit plate in his hand to the three of them to eat the fruit, and when the three were arguing about eating the fruit, he switched the show to Glory, and finally took the remote control away quietly.
Subtitle group: He walks lightly, just as he came lightly, waving his sleeves without taking a single cloud.
Ye Xiu exchanged a few words with the three of them, and then went to call Han Wenqing with the remote control.
The room where Han Wenqing slept was on the second floor of the villa. Ye Xiu opened the door on tiptoe. The light in the room was very dim. The window was blocked by thick curtains, and the light was not turned on. Ye Xiu fumbled for a while before he opened it. Switches in the house.
Han Wenqing obviously hasn't woken up yet: and, Han Wenqing actually snored while sleeping...
Ye Xiu glanced at the videographer beside him, and then at the snoring Han Wenqing: "Hey...how do you think I should wake him up?"
"God Ye...you can figure it out?" The cameraman brother said that he was very innocent.
"Then I'll figure it out. Do you have a mobile phone? Lend me to download it." Ye Xiu said very calmly.
Then a hand appeared in the camera, and handed Ye Xiu a cell phone.
The camera is now aimed at Ye Xiu's phone screen...
{Tools--Alarm--Choose the ringtone 'Uneasy'--Select the time after 3 minutes--Volume adjustment--Maximum volume}
Then the cameraman looked at his innocent cell phone and Ye Xiu quietly put it next to Han Wenqing's pillow...
"Ye Shen... Do you think I can keep my phone QvQ!"
"It's okay, Lao Han is rich." Ye Xiu looked indifferent.
The cameraman brother said that he was about to be shamelessly cried by Ye Xiu...
"Let's go, let's wait outside the door." Ye Xiu pulled the cameraman out, then closed the door and stayed outside as if nothing had happened, and motioned the camera to point at the door——
So after 3 minutes, the whole villa heard——
"Ade, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...!"
"Ye, Xiu!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha old Han this song is so nice
The camera cuts to the president's group at the bar.
"Ah, God Ye is so lively..." Lou Guanning looked upstairs with bewilderment—Han Wenqing's face was dark, and he was holding the cameraman's mobile phone in his hand. He returned it to him without hesitation, then looked at Ye Xiu who fled down the stairs, and chased after him in a leisurely manner...
For some reason, Han Wenqing alone created the momentum and atmosphere of a large army.
"Old Ye, can you do it!" Sun Zheping took a sip of his wine and looked at Ye Xiu who was fleeing downstairs, typical of watching the excitement without taking it too seriously.
"Cut... so weak." Sun Xiang glanced at the two people, and subconsciously tilted his neck, with a look of disdain.
But in fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is Tsundere, in fact, he is obviously very envious.
"Senior, you're very lively (*′▽`)" Zhou Zekai carefully wiped his wine glass, looked at the two people playing around in the room, with a touch of doting and envy in his tone.
Shot switch, TV girlfriends group.
"Fuck, Lao Ye is really risking his life to death! Let me tell you that in Tyranny, when we lost a bet, the scariest option was to knock on Team Han's door and wake him up!" Zhang Jiale was shocked. Seeing Ye Xiu fleeing downstairs, he whispered to Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian quietly.
"Tyranny really knows how to play..." Fang Rui sighed, and then began to leak rumors about his captain.
[Ye Shen is so lively in life! ! ]
[Little Ye Zi is so lively hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ]
[Ah... Xiao Yezi is so lively and mischievous all of a sudden, can you bear it!Quickly revive Fu Gang!Overwhelmed! ]
[Xiao Yezi successively molested the girlfriend group and the sleeping beast——Han Wenqing! ]
[No way hahahahahahahaha!Am I, God Ye, so naughty? Hahahaha! ]
[Shouldn't the slot be 'Even though the Korean team didn't know the cause and effect of the incident, they accurately found the culprit, Ye Xiu'! ]
[Upstairs, you said that... the Sith suddenly became silent! ]
[The tacit understanding of the ten-year old enemy is simply, and the incorruption is sorry for the people! ]
[Lele is happy biting her ears!I said, great gods, you have had a very happy year! ]
[Big grandson... a real man... After all, Sun Zheping and Han Wenqing are the most masculine professional players! ]
[These two are wild beasts from ancient times, one is a tiger and the other is a lion. I, God Ye, dare to snatch food from these two beasts. Er... I can't think of what kind of animal it is...]
[Little monkey who is chattering and chattering! ]
[No, it's a little rabbit jumping around!It's okay, the little rabbit who is still digging a few holes under the tiger and lion's den! ]
[puff--! ]
[The brain hole upstairs is so fucking magical! ! ]
[Fuck!And Team Zhou, what's with the envy and doting in your tone!what happened!And why did Team Zhou's subtitles have kaomoji!This is too much! ]
[Team Zhou’s tone is so sweet that he vomits blood ╮(=▽=")╭, the kaomoji match is pretty good!]
"Lao Ye sleeps very heavily. On that rest day, Su Meizhi used the kind of washable paint pen to write on Ye Xiu's face and stomach! Old Wei drew on Ye Xiu's mouth. Then the steamed stuffed bun wrote on the belly, the boss got up quickly, and the most amazing thing was Mo Fan, who wrote it on his face! You don’t know that the group of us looked like hell after he finished writing it! "Fang Rui also started rambling on and on to the two of them, without seeing Zhang Jiale and Huang Shaotian's expressions at all—{Xingxin really knows how to play! }
"Blue Rain doesn't have as much leisure as you guys... At most, he would give chicken feet to the captain while eating!" Huang Shaotian also began to break the news.
So the three of them started the process of exposing black materials to each other.
Shot cut, kitchen heart group.
"Is it alright for them to make such a fuss..." Lin Jingyan adjusted his glasses, and looked worriedly at Ye Xiu in the room.
"I can't die." Wang Jiexi glanced at Ye Xiu, who was too lively, and concentrated on making the last dumpling.
"Okay, you can call this group of people to have dinner." Jiang Botao poured hot oil on the two West Lake vinegar fish, and the aroma of the scallion oil was immediately released.
"I'm fine here too." Yu Wenzhou watched the countdown of the pressure cooker gradually come down to 0, and put the prepared chicken feet with abalone sauce on the table on the shelf.
"There's one last pot of dumplings, call someone." Lin Jingyan felt that the dishes were almost done, so he motioned for Zhang Xinjie to call someone, and silently slandered in his heart: Zhang Xinjie's table was indeed aligned left and right!
The camera switches to show the overall status of the room.
"Old Han, a good guy doesn't use his mouth but his hands... It hurts, it hurts!!!" Han Wenqing pinched the soft flesh on Ye Xiu's waist, and when Ye Xiu twisted, he took out the other person's pocket without any trace. Cigarettes and lighters in pocket.
"No next time." Han Wenqing gave Ye Xiu an ultimatum expressionlessly.
"Yes, yes, you let go first...it hurts! Hiss, it hurts!"
Ye Xiu struggled to escape from Han Wenqing's clutches, feeling that he was not well.
Han Wenqing looked at Ye Xiu's back, a sneer of unknown meaning appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he threw Ye Xiu's cigarettes into the trash can. As for lighters, which are dangerous items, Han Wenqing found a cabinet and put them away up.
"Since ancient times, one thing has fallen one thing..." Fang Rui looked at Han Wenqing with admiration. The person who can clean up Lao Ye so calmly is simply a god!
"Lao Ye hasn't noticed that his beloved cigarette is gone...hahahahahaha!" This is Zhang Jiale, he is always the happiest one when Ye Xiu is being cleaned up.
"Team Han, are you so black-bellied?" Lou Guanning had a broken expression on his face. Seeing Han Wenqing's understatement, he dealt with Ye Xiu. He couldn't imagine that Han Wenqing was also from the perineum.
"Huh!" ×2.Sun Zheping and Zhou Zekai gave Lou Guanning a clear answer.
"Dinner is ready, remember to wash your hands. Captain Zhou, the lemonade in the refrigerator is not enough, if it is convenient, make some more?" Zhang Xinjie walked out of the kitchen to remind a group of people in the room.
"Okay." Zhou Zekai responded and went to prepare.
[Ye Xiu: I can't control my sister when she grows up...]
[Hahahahaha Goddess did it beautifully!Xingxin's daily life is simply joyful! ]
[Tyranny Xingxin and Blue Rain are actually very good at playing, but the captain suffered... But sorry, I still want to laugh hahahahaha! ]
[Team Yu can feel the malice from the world, and Huang Shao and Lan Yu are actually busy too, hahaha! ]
[It’s just a pain for Captain 1...hahahaha! ]
[I'm a little curious about how reincarnation will play...]
[same curiosity!But Tiny Herb is an obedient kid, maybe he can't play OTZ, but Lei Ting has Dai Yanqi... I want to give Team Xiao a little bit of wax! ]
[Korean team did a great job!Fuck that Ye Buxiu to death! ]
[There is a way that since ancient times, one thing descends one thing...]
[Han team, you laugh so coldly!so cold!God Ye, hurry up and find out that your cigarettes are missing! ]
[The cohabitation routine of professional players, the Korean team is so explosive when they wake up!God Ye is so hurt by you! ]
[Damn it, after 'I can't look directly at Tyranny's cheering slogan, kill Ye Xiu', am I going to be unable to look directly at the word pain again! ]
Cut to the dining table.
The dining table was very long, and the audience could finally understand why Xiao Shiqin complained that the table had Zhang Xinjie's arrangement style: with the table as the central axis, the seats were lined up with 7 on one side and 8 on the other; In front of him is a glass of lemonade, a pair of bowls and chopsticks, empty plates, and spoons.On the dining table, five casserole pots made by Ye Xiu are arranged in a row at equal intervals. For vivid images, please read the text below.
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(Dipping sauce) Grilled lamb chops (with oil-absorbing paper) (Dipping sauce)
【Dumplings】Chicken Feet with Abalone Sauce and Cabbage in Vinegar 【Dumplings】
[Casseroles] West Lake Vinegar Fish, Peking Duck [Casseroles]
[Dumplings] Mixed with cold vegetables, black pepper and king oyster mushrooms [Dumplings]
(Dipping sauce) Eggplant with minced meat (Dipping sauce)
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In short, it is probably like this as the standard, a total of 4 cycles.
Subtitle group: As expected of Xinjie’s big show, the whole is full of symmetrical beauty!
Next, the close-up of the lens began...
The lens shows a bird's eye view to give the table an overall shape, and then give each dish an angle perfect photo...
The dishes in the shot are all exquisite, and more importantly, the combination of meat and vegetables is reasonable, four meat, four vegetables and one soup, ninety to ninety percent, implying perfection.
And, damn it looks delicious!Good, good, eat, ah!
Subtitle: The Beijing Roast Duck is specially provided by the sponsor, other than that, all the dishes on the table are made by the masters themselves!self-made!Are you ready friends? Ready Gooooooo——!
Let’s talk about the soup in the casserole first. The white soup looks clear and thick, and it tastes extremely delicious. Do you want to guess what it is made of?
Subtitle: The soup is the grouper fish soup that God Ye has been cooking for a long time!Brother cameraman said it was very fresh, very fresh, very fresh!
Besides, grilled lamb chops, anyone can grill lamb chops, but it is not so easy to bake them crispy on the outside and tender on the inside - the lamb chops in the photo are golden on the outside, soft and rotten, fat and thin, and the glistening oil is not dripping. It will give people a fatty feeling, but it will make you more mouth-watering, and sprinkled with chili and cumin, the rich aroma of this mixture is simply unbearable!What's more, there is a dozen edible oil-absorbing paper next to the plate of lamb chops, which makes people eat without any scruples!
Subtitle: The lamb chops are baked by Ye Shen, and the oil-absorbing paper is prepared by Xinjie!Very fragrant!
Chicken feet in abalone sauce, Yu Wenzhou’s cooking is extremely flattering. The chicken feet have been cleaned carefully enough. After marinating to taste, put them in the pressure cooker, and pour the unique sauce again. The taste first earns enough taste buds!Not to mention that under the action of high pressure, the meat of the chicken feet becomes soft and rotten with a hint of strength. When eating, you will find that the chicken feet have already been deboned. When you spit it out with your mouth, it is a complete chicken bone. Convenient, happy to eat!
Subtitle: It's so delicious that I shed tears... But Team Yu's dish Sisi is empty!
West Lake Vinegar Fish, this is made by Jiang Botao.The focus of West Lake Vinegar Fish is on a 'vinegar'.This vinegar, if you add too much acid, it will be tasteless if you add too little.Jiang Botao, this devilish man, got his father's cooking skills for real.First of all, the fish is cut with a flower knife very experienced, not cut off, but tasty enough; then there is the prepared sauce, which is the kind of dark brown sauce, and there seems to be shredded green onion and hot oil poured on the fish , we don't know the specific method, according to Jiang Botao's statement, his father really made it, not to mention, it's delicious, that's enough!
Subtitle: My sister must like to eat it!must!acid
By the way, I would like to remind you once again that there is no script for this show!That is to say, all, all, and content are played by professional players on the spot!So, please go to the website to rate them according to their performance!This will be related to the rare materials they get!We sincerely ask you to cast your precious vote!Finally, if you are ready, please follow my lens to the show site——
———Voice-over & subtitles———
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———Voice-over & subtitles———
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Guests:
Blue Rain: Huang Shaotian, Yu Wenzhou
Heavenly Sword: Sun Zheping, Lou Guanning
Tiny Herb: Wang Jiexi
Thunder: Xiao Shiqin
Reincarnation: Zhou Zekai, Jiang Botao, Sun Xiang
Tyranny: Zhang Xinjie, Han Wenqing, Zhang Jiale
Happy: Ye Xiu, Fang Rui
Special guest: Lin Jingyan
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The above rankings are in no particular order. Are you ready, students?When you are ready, please follow us to the show site!
[Fuck!The sponsor suddenly became so sharp, you can explain it to me, the program group!There are so many guests here all of a sudden, why don't you explain it!Whoa whoa whoa!But there must be enough material for this issue!Ask for enough! ]
[House of Gods!Oh ho ho ho!I beg the program team to take good care of my male god!Let the male god's equipment change from Lord Grim's mix-and-match style to One Autumn Leaf's handsome look! ]
[Seeing the special guest, I don't know why I feel like my heart has been stabbed QvQ! ]
[Let’s not talk about it, the special edition is just for digging!eight!Gua!of! ]
[Yeah, I'm not a professional player anymore... (Thanks for the extra damage)
[And editing, editing!The version of Han Ye who fell in love and killed each other for ten years edited by XXX master before is simply! ! !The material in it is taken from the part of the video here!President Han Team x□□Ye Shen is so miserable!The most amazing thing is that neither of these two people directly appeared in the same shot! !But it's spicy!Guiding the way → → "Evenly Matched"]
[I also watched that video!Just a compliment! ]
[By the way, what do you have for dinner today?I have already connected to wifi and am ready to eat and watch at the same time oh ho ho!Having said that, this is probably the first time I don’t have to watch a video on an empty stomach, and suddenly I feel a little excited when I think about it! ]
[Seeing so many guests!Aww!New ideas wait for me!Wait for me!I still have holes to fill! ]
[The screenshot tool has got√, the recording tool has got√! ]
[Heh, do you think this is the first time the alliance has done this! ! ! ]
The camera gradually brightens, gradually revealing the scene in the room, and before the scene becomes clear and the person is heard, well, I know who you can guess——Huang Shaotian!
"Fuck! Zhang Jiale, you kitchen killer, obediently go out and help Su Meizhi clean up! You don't need your fancy style of stuffing dumplings! Yes! You don't need cooking!"
While chattering, Huang Shaotian supported Zhang Jiale's shoulders and pushed him out of the kitchen.
However, the so-called feng shui turns...
"Shaotian, you should go out first, the few of us are enough." Yu Wenzhou put on an apron, carefully cleaned the food in his hands, and then added several kinds of seasonings for preparation, saying without looking back.
"Captain, wait! I can help you guys by staying! And I can't talk less, can't I—!"
Huang Shaotian protested angrily, thinking that the kitchen was his home, and he would not go out!
"Cold dishes mixed by Team Ye, roasted leg of lamb, fried crispy chicken and meatballs..." Zhang Xinjie pushed his glasses, and calmly named a few dishes, without even saying what Huang Shaotian did. .
A hint of guilt flashed across Huang Shaotian's face, but Huang Shaotian, who had a stubborn mouth and didn't cry when he saw the coffin, would never succumb to Zhang Xinjie's lustful power so easily: "Ah!? What happened to Zhang Xinjie's dishes? ?Okay, okay, since you think I'm making trouble, I'll go out first, don't thank me hahahahaha!"
While making jokes, Huang Shaotian dragged Zhang Jiale, who was stunned by the door, back into the house.
"I want to eat too..." Zhang Jiale was dragged away by Huang Shaotian, while looking at the prepared dishes in the kitchen—why Huang Shaotian ate so many, but he only ate a grilled chicken wing before he was discovered!What's even more exaggerated is that Huang Shaotian even charged himself with an unwarranted crime!
Well, even if I don't know how to cook, it won't cause trouble!Huang Shaotian!You have the ability to PK ah!
The house is full of heat, and among them, there is a clear line of [-]: the kitchen.
In the kitchen, headed by the four big hearts and supplemented by the three quasi-hearts, they were carrying out the work in their hands in an orderly manner in chaos: Ye Xiu was the busier one, and there were five casserole pots bubbling and bubbling in front of him. It was hot, and the camera seemed to be covered with a thick layer of white mist due to the heavy fog, so that the food in the casserole was not captured at all.
Jiang Botao was cleaning a plump fish, his hands were very agile, and his mouth was not idle: "Captain Yu, are you going to make chicken feet with abalone sauce? Use a pressure cooker, I will go to your city for a trip I ate it once when I was there, Team Yu is good at this?"
Yu Wenzhou smiled, and replied: "Well, my dad likes to eat this, and when I was a child, I often watched my mother make it, so I would too. On the contrary, Deputy Jiang," Yu Wenzhou paused at this point, "Looking at your appearance...it seems to be West Lake Fish With Vinegar Sauce?"
"Yeah!" Jiang Botao answered simply.
"In this way, my experience with Team Yu is quite similar, except that my mother is a strong woman in our family, and then my father thought about making some delicious food for my mother when he was at home. I didn't know it was Where did I learn this dish, and I will know it after being influenced by it.”
Yu Wenzhou, Jiang Botao chatted nonchalantly, Zhang Xinjie occasionally served these people a meal, and then kept an eye on the few people in the living room to make sure that the few people with Huang Shaotian as the first Jiale and the assistant would not come back to steal food—in fact The task is still quite arduous.
For some reason, Wang Jiexi, Lin Jingyan, and Xiao Shiqin worked very happily together. One of the three was in charge of rolling the noodles, and the other two were in charge of making dumplings.
Moreover, Wang Jiexi and Xiao Shiqin can be heard chatting about homework while making dumplings... No, it's about discussing how to lead the team together:
"Wang Dui, um, there's something I want to ask you, it's okay if you don't say it if it's inconvenient..." Xiao Shiqin took a chopstick of dumpling stuffing and put it on the dumpling wrapper.
"Tell me." Wang Jiexi squeezed the dumpling in his hand, shaped it slightly, and put it on the chopping board.
"It's just that the team members have been restless recently. What do you usually do in this situation?" Xiao Shiqin also began to make lace for his own dumplings.
"I'm basically looking for them to talk about life..."
Wang Jiexi's voice was shallow, but his hands were still making dumplings seriously.
[…………………………… MD!How did this kind of instant feeling of a big family celebrating the New Year and then two mothers chatting about homework together come out!How did it come out! (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻]
[Lelelele!Lele is being bullied again hahahahahahahaha!There is also Lele and Huang Shao's best friend group... Let me float and let me get drunk! ]
[Congratulations to Huang Shao for stealing successfully (^o^)/, poor Lele just stole a roasted wing and was ruthlessly kicked out_(:з」∠)_]
[... Vaguely, Captain Yu, are you wearing an apron!Yes or no!Yes or no! ]
[The combination of Yu Dui and Jiang Fu is also full of magic! ]
[Big Eyes, Small Things, Bring Children, New Combination Ho Ho Ho! ]
[Ye Shen!Don’t smoke when you’re cooking soup, QvQ! ]
[Upstairs, wait a minute, how do you know Ye Shen is making soup!Anyway, I absolutely do not believe that the camera is covered by fog for such a simple reason!It was definitely intentional by the program production team!Absolutely! ]
[Young Master Huang... 2333333!Are you happy to steal food?Hahahahaha!And Xinjie has a really dirty heart!Silently wrote down all the things Huang Shao ate secretly!Also, God Ye seems to have accidentally exposed his cooking skills! ]
Camera transition, remember the bar counter mentioned earlier?
Half of the first floor of this villa is the kitchen, and a small bar counter is on the dividing line between the kitchen and the living room, and the current camera stops at this bar counter——
Both Zhou Zekai and Sun Xiang were wearing slightly corseted clothes, which perfectly outlined their figures: in front of Zhou Zekai were several glasses of prepared cocktails, and Sun Xiang was about to put them in the refrigerator.
"Are you making a cocktail?" Sun Zheping leaned over, raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhou Zekai.
"Hmm... 0 degrees." Zhou Zekai thought for a while and wanted to add something.
"0 degrees, it's pretty good. After all, to some extent, everyone calls it quitting bars, but since it's 0 degrees, it's still called a cocktail? It's a special drink, right?" Sun Zheping took a prepared orange cocktail drank up.
"Florida." Zhou Zekai said.
Sun Xiang put the wine in the refrigerator, turned around and came back just in time to hear Sun Zheping's question. Since his team leader didn't like to talk, he had to answer for him—but to be honest, he didn't want to answer Sun Zheping at all.
Sun Xiang was still hesitating whether to answer, but Lou Guanning unceremoniously opened a chair and sat next to Sun Zheping, and then Blabla explained: "0-degree cocktails are actually called non-alcoholic cocktails. I went to the refrigerator for a while, Team Zhou is very good, and they make non-alcoholic wines, such as ice fruit wine, Ladoga Cooler, Shirley Temple, Cinderella, Catwalk, and the Florida you drink now, They are all very classic and common cocktails.”
"Florida? It's delicious. Thank you Team Zhou." Sun Zheping sips slowly. This cocktail has the refreshing taste of sweet orange and a slight bitterness mixed in it, forming a unique bitterness. Sweet taste, clear taste, generally speaking, it is more in line with his aesthetics.
"Uh... If it's convenient, Team Zhou, can you adjust the fluffy navel?" Lou Guanning looked at the base wine in the cabinet, and thought that he could probably make several low-alcohol cocktails.
"En." Zhou Zekai didn't say anything, took out two bottles containing the base wine, mixed them, stirred them, put a few ice cubes on them, and handed them to Lou Guanning.
"Do you think God Ye will get drunk after drinking this?" Lou Guanning whispered to Sun Zheping beside him while drinking.
"This is only 8 degrees, Ye Xiu can't be this good, right?" Sun Xiang reacted very quickly for some reason.
"One can of beer can put you down, it's definitely enough." Sun Zheping drank his own Florida, but from the corner of his eyes, he couldn't help but look at Ye Xiu who was busy in the kitchen, his eyes were dark.
"Ordinary beer is only around 11 degrees, does Team Zhou have any recommendations?" Lou Guanning wanted to hear Zhou Zekai's recommendations.
"You are not allowed to eat alone, um." Zhou Zekai began to search in his mind.
"Success." Sun Zheping readily agreed.
"Fruits." Zhou Zekai replied.
"For fruits, it's very convenient to pretend to be fruit juice, and the alcohol taste is not too heavy. The degree is basically between 5 and 10 degrees. What's more, can we make it ourselves! For example, a kiwi fruit cocktail made with rum , Banana Cocktail, Pina Colada, I have drinking utensils at home, so come to my house as a guest?" Lou Guanning said clearly.
"Yes." Zhou Zekai nodded in agreement.
[Hey, hello, gods, have you revealed some dangerous intentions w(°Д°)w!God Ye run! ! ]
[I always feel as if I have seen the ultimate, ah, the expressions of the great gods seem to be like this...(〃=v=)people(=v=〃)
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[The expression upstairs is so vivid, I'm coming too! (〃=v=)person(=v=〃)]
[Take me!take me! (〃=v=)person(=v=〃)]
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[Oh oh oh I'm going!Professional players one by one... Good looking, good figure, or tough, and now there are so many good men in the new century who can cook at home, so damn many rivals...]
[No, in fact, they are self-produced and sold internally. I firmly believe in this truth. ]
[Ye Shen, you... Take care!The rival in love is too strong, and weak girls like me can't compete!But I will send you a big red envelope when you get married, please don't worry! ]
[Where is Ye Shen, there will be countless bloody storms #天真我Why do I only understand this truth now#]
Camera switch.
"Xinjie, is there enough food? I guess Lao Han has a lot of food, right? That face, that bump, that altitude..." Ye Xiu not only controlled his facial expression to show "miserable and miserable" when he spoke. Thinking about the connotation, he also used his hands to draw Han Wenqing's altitude and body thickness.
"If you add the portion that was stolen by Fang Rui, Huang Shaotian, and Zhang Jiale, the amount is probably enough." Zhang Xinjie answered very rigorously.
"Stealing trash snacks too? Isn't it..." Ye Xiu caught Zhang Jiale's stealing behavior, but he never saw Fang Rui enter the kitchen.
"While Zhang Jiale and Huang Shaotian were pushing at the door, Fang Rui took away a plate of crispy chicken nuggets and a plate of organ potato chips. In fact, they were meant to be eaten before meals, but if they like to sneak around, let them do as they please. It's good." Zhang Xinjie told Ye Xiu what happened in detail.
"They didn't know that it was a snack I made first because I was afraid that they would be very hungry? Tsk..." Ye Xiu scanned Zhang Xinjie up and down with a strange look, and the message in his eyes was clearly that "I didn't see that Xinjie is great." My heart is so dirty'.
"Boom!" Fang Rui, who was trying to deliver the snacks, heard the conversation between the two hearts. One of them accidentally knocked his head. He suddenly felt that he was really wronged. These two clearly sang and said it to him on purpose. You have to eat enough to say, you say this heart is not dirty! ?Dirty or not! ?It's just too much!
But... the good guy doesn't suffer from immediate disadvantages, Fang Rui silently picked up the last plate of crispy chicken nuggets and went out: It's just that he was stooped when he came in, but he straightened his back when he went out - vaguely A man's illusion.
"Wang Da, no, Wang Jiexi, have you finished making your dumplings?" Ye Xiu found that the show also has a disadvantage, that is, he must always pay attention not to accidentally call out some familiar nicknames, just now he almost bit his tongue again up.
"Captain Ye, it'll be ready soon! Where's the food? Is it almost ready?" Xiao Shiqin replied quickly.
"Well, it's almost there. Then, Xinjie, watch me wake up Lao Han." Ye Xiu washed his hands, took off his apron with his backhand, and then sat down with a plate of cut fruits with a cigarette in his mouth. slipped out of the kitchen.
The camera began to change with Ye Xiu's movements. Zhou Zekai, Sun Xiang, Sun Zheping, and Lou Guanning at the bar were chatting together, while Huang Shaotian, Fang Rui, and Zhang Jiale in the living room were dishonest even watching TV: The huge coffee table was full of evidence that these people ate secretly - Ye Xiu saw the remains of organ potato chips, and two plates of fried crispy chicken nuggets. As for the few scattered cocktail glasses, it seemed that Is it the cocktail made by Xiao Zhou?
Ye Xiu sneered for a while, and then admired for a while that several people fought over a remote control, and finally decided the ownership of the remote control by guessing fists...
Ye Xiu's expression was one of disgust.
The subtitle team mischievously drew a word bubble box next to Ye Xiu's head—God Ye's inner OS: These people are really acting in their true colors, ah, I'm so disgusted, so disgusted, I really don't want to admit that I know these naive people, you guys Anyway, if you are still a top-tier master, can't you pay attention to maintaining your handsome appearance in front of the camera? Tell me how much your manager has to worry about every day...
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can't do it, I laughed so badly!Can the subtitle group continue to have fun together!My inner OS is so loving! ]
[Speaking of which, didn’t you find that these piles of auras are actually very suitable...]
[Found!Heart set in the kitchen!The man group over the bar!On the TV side... Let's make friends group hahahahaha! ]
[The bar counter is obviously the domineering president team!Except Erxiang's painting style is slightly wrong! ]
[Give Fang a snack!The interaction between the hearts is simply..._(:з」∠)_]
[Poor Yang Xixi is disgusted again hahaha! ]
[I I I I heard what!Stupid mortals!I’ve always wondered why they didn’t show up when they clearly said that my Korean team would play, but they were actually sleeping in the end? hhhhhhhh!]
[God Ye quickly wake Team Han up!go! (By the way, besides Ye Shen, who else do you think would dare to wake Team Han up 2333333!]
[Team Han is really acting in its true colors... The man from Tyranny is so mighty and majestic! ]
[alarm (.]
[The answer from upstairs, I am speechless...]
[I can't stop the jokes in my head!Although I know that what I said must be unrealistic, but!but!I really want to watch Team Han and Team Ye before waking up!Girls, you know what I want to say, right! ]
[Here comes the fresh and hot joke from the girl upstairs: Ye Xiu saw Han Wenqing sleeping soundly in bed, this person frowned even in his dream, well, Ye Xiu admitted Han Wenqing's wallet The face is born, this person even has an expressionless face, and he can exude an aura of a beast when he is sleeping.Ye Xiu hesitated for a while, and after thinking about it, he decided to wake him up: Ye Xiu knelt by the bed, leaned down and pressed against Han Wenqing's ear, and softly called, "Old Han, wake up..." He didn't move, so he reached out and patted Han Wenqing's body in an attempt to wake him up.Han Wenqing seemed to be the reason why he didn't wake up, so he hugged Ye Xiu under him with his backhand. Ye Xiu saw that he had turned into a large pillow in an instant, with a dumbfounding expression on his face, so he pushed him against him man trying to wake him up.Then there is Han Ye papa papa!This year is really...cough. ]
[Worship the joker upstairs!But pulling the lights is wrong!wrong! ]
Ye Xiu mentally oscillated for a while, and saw that Zhang Jiale actually won the boxing game, but this guy actually watched the rerun of "Remember to Eat on Time" in the end!Ye Xiu instantly felt a little bad.
So Ye Xiu brought the fruit plate in his hand to the three of them to eat the fruit, and when the three were arguing about eating the fruit, he switched the show to Glory, and finally took the remote control away quietly.
Subtitle group: He walks lightly, just as he came lightly, waving his sleeves without taking a single cloud.
Ye Xiu exchanged a few words with the three of them, and then went to call Han Wenqing with the remote control.
The room where Han Wenqing slept was on the second floor of the villa. Ye Xiu opened the door on tiptoe. The light in the room was very dim. The window was blocked by thick curtains, and the light was not turned on. Ye Xiu fumbled for a while before he opened it. Switches in the house.
Han Wenqing obviously hasn't woken up yet: and, Han Wenqing actually snored while sleeping...
Ye Xiu glanced at the videographer beside him, and then at the snoring Han Wenqing: "Hey...how do you think I should wake him up?"
"God Ye...you can figure it out?" The cameraman brother said that he was very innocent.
"Then I'll figure it out. Do you have a mobile phone? Lend me to download it." Ye Xiu said very calmly.
Then a hand appeared in the camera, and handed Ye Xiu a cell phone.
The camera is now aimed at Ye Xiu's phone screen...
{Tools--Alarm--Choose the ringtone 'Uneasy'--Select the time after 3 minutes--Volume adjustment--Maximum volume}
Then the cameraman looked at his innocent cell phone and Ye Xiu quietly put it next to Han Wenqing's pillow...
"Ye Shen... Do you think I can keep my phone QvQ!"
"It's okay, Lao Han is rich." Ye Xiu looked indifferent.
The cameraman brother said that he was about to be shamelessly cried by Ye Xiu...
"Let's go, let's wait outside the door." Ye Xiu pulled the cameraman out, then closed the door and stayed outside as if nothing had happened, and motioned the camera to point at the door——
So after 3 minutes, the whole villa heard——
"Ade, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...!"
"Ye, Xiu!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha old Han this song is so nice
The camera cuts to the president's group at the bar.
"Ah, God Ye is so lively..." Lou Guanning looked upstairs with bewilderment—Han Wenqing's face was dark, and he was holding the cameraman's mobile phone in his hand. He returned it to him without hesitation, then looked at Ye Xiu who fled down the stairs, and chased after him in a leisurely manner...
For some reason, Han Wenqing alone created the momentum and atmosphere of a large army.
"Old Ye, can you do it!" Sun Zheping took a sip of his wine and looked at Ye Xiu who was fleeing downstairs, typical of watching the excitement without taking it too seriously.
"Cut... so weak." Sun Xiang glanced at the two people, and subconsciously tilted his neck, with a look of disdain.
But in fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is Tsundere, in fact, he is obviously very envious.
"Senior, you're very lively (*′▽`)" Zhou Zekai carefully wiped his wine glass, looked at the two people playing around in the room, with a touch of doting and envy in his tone.
Shot switch, TV girlfriends group.
"Fuck, Lao Ye is really risking his life to death! Let me tell you that in Tyranny, when we lost a bet, the scariest option was to knock on Team Han's door and wake him up!" Zhang Jiale was shocked. Seeing Ye Xiu fleeing downstairs, he whispered to Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian quietly.
"Tyranny really knows how to play..." Fang Rui sighed, and then began to leak rumors about his captain.
[Ye Shen is so lively in life! ! ]
[Little Ye Zi is so lively hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ]
[Ah... Xiao Yezi is so lively and mischievous all of a sudden, can you bear it!Quickly revive Fu Gang!Overwhelmed! ]
[Xiao Yezi successively molested the girlfriend group and the sleeping beast——Han Wenqing! ]
[No way hahahahahahahaha!Am I, God Ye, so naughty? Hahahaha! ]
[Shouldn't the slot be 'Even though the Korean team didn't know the cause and effect of the incident, they accurately found the culprit, Ye Xiu'! ]
[Upstairs, you said that... the Sith suddenly became silent! ]
[The tacit understanding of the ten-year old enemy is simply, and the incorruption is sorry for the people! ]
[Lele is happy biting her ears!I said, great gods, you have had a very happy year! ]
[Big grandson... a real man... After all, Sun Zheping and Han Wenqing are the most masculine professional players! ]
[These two are wild beasts from ancient times, one is a tiger and the other is a lion. I, God Ye, dare to snatch food from these two beasts. Er... I can't think of what kind of animal it is...]
[Little monkey who is chattering and chattering! ]
[No, it's a little rabbit jumping around!It's okay, the little rabbit who is still digging a few holes under the tiger and lion's den! ]
[puff--! ]
[The brain hole upstairs is so fucking magical! ! ]
[Fuck!And Team Zhou, what's with the envy and doting in your tone!what happened!And why did Team Zhou's subtitles have kaomoji!This is too much! ]
[Team Zhou’s tone is so sweet that he vomits blood ╮(=▽=")╭, the kaomoji match is pretty good!]
"Lao Ye sleeps very heavily. On that rest day, Su Meizhi used the kind of washable paint pen to write on Ye Xiu's face and stomach! Old Wei drew on Ye Xiu's mouth. Then the steamed stuffed bun wrote on the belly, the boss got up quickly, and the most amazing thing was Mo Fan, who wrote it on his face! You don’t know that the group of us looked like hell after he finished writing it! "Fang Rui also started rambling on and on to the two of them, without seeing Zhang Jiale and Huang Shaotian's expressions at all—{Xingxin really knows how to play! }
"Blue Rain doesn't have as much leisure as you guys... At most, he would give chicken feet to the captain while eating!" Huang Shaotian also began to break the news.
So the three of them started the process of exposing black materials to each other.
Shot cut, kitchen heart group.
"Is it alright for them to make such a fuss..." Lin Jingyan adjusted his glasses, and looked worriedly at Ye Xiu in the room.
"I can't die." Wang Jiexi glanced at Ye Xiu, who was too lively, and concentrated on making the last dumpling.
"Okay, you can call this group of people to have dinner." Jiang Botao poured hot oil on the two West Lake vinegar fish, and the aroma of the scallion oil was immediately released.
"I'm fine here too." Yu Wenzhou watched the countdown of the pressure cooker gradually come down to 0, and put the prepared chicken feet with abalone sauce on the table on the shelf.
"There's one last pot of dumplings, call someone." Lin Jingyan felt that the dishes were almost done, so he motioned for Zhang Xinjie to call someone, and silently slandered in his heart: Zhang Xinjie's table was indeed aligned left and right!
The camera switches to show the overall status of the room.
"Old Han, a good guy doesn't use his mouth but his hands... It hurts, it hurts!!!" Han Wenqing pinched the soft flesh on Ye Xiu's waist, and when Ye Xiu twisted, he took out the other person's pocket without any trace. Cigarettes and lighters in pocket.
"No next time." Han Wenqing gave Ye Xiu an ultimatum expressionlessly.
"Yes, yes, you let go first...it hurts! Hiss, it hurts!"
Ye Xiu struggled to escape from Han Wenqing's clutches, feeling that he was not well.
Han Wenqing looked at Ye Xiu's back, a sneer of unknown meaning appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he threw Ye Xiu's cigarettes into the trash can. As for lighters, which are dangerous items, Han Wenqing found a cabinet and put them away up.
"Since ancient times, one thing has fallen one thing..." Fang Rui looked at Han Wenqing with admiration. The person who can clean up Lao Ye so calmly is simply a god!
"Lao Ye hasn't noticed that his beloved cigarette is gone...hahahahahaha!" This is Zhang Jiale, he is always the happiest one when Ye Xiu is being cleaned up.
"Team Han, are you so black-bellied?" Lou Guanning had a broken expression on his face. Seeing Han Wenqing's understatement, he dealt with Ye Xiu. He couldn't imagine that Han Wenqing was also from the perineum.
"Huh!" ×2.Sun Zheping and Zhou Zekai gave Lou Guanning a clear answer.
"Dinner is ready, remember to wash your hands. Captain Zhou, the lemonade in the refrigerator is not enough, if it is convenient, make some more?" Zhang Xinjie walked out of the kitchen to remind a group of people in the room.
"Okay." Zhou Zekai responded and went to prepare.
[Ye Xiu: I can't control my sister when she grows up...]
[Hahahahaha Goddess did it beautifully!Xingxin's daily life is simply joyful! ]
[Tyranny Xingxin and Blue Rain are actually very good at playing, but the captain suffered... But sorry, I still want to laugh hahahahaha! ]
[Team Yu can feel the malice from the world, and Huang Shao and Lan Yu are actually busy too, hahaha! ]
[It’s just a pain for Captain 1...hahahaha! ]
[I'm a little curious about how reincarnation will play...]
[same curiosity!But Tiny Herb is an obedient kid, maybe he can't play OTZ, but Lei Ting has Dai Yanqi... I want to give Team Xiao a little bit of wax! ]
[Korean team did a great job!Fuck that Ye Buxiu to death! ]
[There is a way that since ancient times, one thing descends one thing...]
[Han team, you laugh so coldly!so cold!God Ye, hurry up and find out that your cigarettes are missing! ]
[The cohabitation routine of professional players, the Korean team is so explosive when they wake up!God Ye is so hurt by you! ]
[Damn it, after 'I can't look directly at Tyranny's cheering slogan, kill Ye Xiu', am I going to be unable to look directly at the word pain again! ]
Cut to the dining table.
The dining table was very long, and the audience could finally understand why Xiao Shiqin complained that the table had Zhang Xinjie's arrangement style: with the table as the central axis, the seats were lined up with 7 on one side and 8 on the other; In front of him is a glass of lemonade, a pair of bowls and chopsticks, empty plates, and spoons.On the dining table, five casserole pots made by Ye Xiu are arranged in a row at equal intervals. For vivid images, please read the text below.
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(Dipping sauce) Grilled lamb chops (with oil-absorbing paper) (Dipping sauce)
【Dumplings】Chicken Feet with Abalone Sauce and Cabbage in Vinegar 【Dumplings】
[Casseroles] West Lake Vinegar Fish, Peking Duck [Casseroles]
[Dumplings] Mixed with cold vegetables, black pepper and king oyster mushrooms [Dumplings]
(Dipping sauce) Eggplant with minced meat (Dipping sauce)
-----------------------table---------------------
In short, it is probably like this as the standard, a total of 4 cycles.
Subtitle group: As expected of Xinjie’s big show, the whole is full of symmetrical beauty!
Next, the close-up of the lens began...
The lens shows a bird's eye view to give the table an overall shape, and then give each dish an angle perfect photo...
The dishes in the shot are all exquisite, and more importantly, the combination of meat and vegetables is reasonable, four meat, four vegetables and one soup, ninety to ninety percent, implying perfection.
And, damn it looks delicious!Good, good, eat, ah!
Subtitle: The Beijing Roast Duck is specially provided by the sponsor, other than that, all the dishes on the table are made by the masters themselves!self-made!Are you ready friends? Ready Gooooooo——!
Let’s talk about the soup in the casserole first. The white soup looks clear and thick, and it tastes extremely delicious. Do you want to guess what it is made of?
Subtitle: The soup is the grouper fish soup that God Ye has been cooking for a long time!Brother cameraman said it was very fresh, very fresh, very fresh!
Besides, grilled lamb chops, anyone can grill lamb chops, but it is not so easy to bake them crispy on the outside and tender on the inside - the lamb chops in the photo are golden on the outside, soft and rotten, fat and thin, and the glistening oil is not dripping. It will give people a fatty feeling, but it will make you more mouth-watering, and sprinkled with chili and cumin, the rich aroma of this mixture is simply unbearable!What's more, there is a dozen edible oil-absorbing paper next to the plate of lamb chops, which makes people eat without any scruples!
Subtitle: The lamb chops are baked by Ye Shen, and the oil-absorbing paper is prepared by Xinjie!Very fragrant!
Chicken feet in abalone sauce, Yu Wenzhou’s cooking is extremely flattering. The chicken feet have been cleaned carefully enough. After marinating to taste, put them in the pressure cooker, and pour the unique sauce again. The taste first earns enough taste buds!Not to mention that under the action of high pressure, the meat of the chicken feet becomes soft and rotten with a hint of strength. When eating, you will find that the chicken feet have already been deboned. When you spit it out with your mouth, it is a complete chicken bone. Convenient, happy to eat!
Subtitle: It's so delicious that I shed tears... But Team Yu's dish Sisi is empty!
West Lake Vinegar Fish, this is made by Jiang Botao.The focus of West Lake Vinegar Fish is on a 'vinegar'.This vinegar, if you add too much acid, it will be tasteless if you add too little.Jiang Botao, this devilish man, got his father's cooking skills for real.First of all, the fish is cut with a flower knife very experienced, not cut off, but tasty enough; then there is the prepared sauce, which is the kind of dark brown sauce, and there seems to be shredded green onion and hot oil poured on the fish , we don't know the specific method, according to Jiang Botao's statement, his father really made it, not to mention, it's delicious, that's enough!
Subtitle: My sister must like to eat it!must!acid
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