marry?Think beautifully!

Tengfei's waist has always been the most worrying thing for Qian Shan, and he took care of it carefully, Tengfei sometimes still hurts and screams.

In winter, Qianshan refused to let him go to work, so he rested at home, but in summer, it was hot, so he must turn on the air conditioner in his office, and kicked the quilt during his lunch break. Almost like hemiplegia.

Qian Shan ran over after receiving the call, hurriedly pushed open the door of the lounge, and Tengfei hurriedly threw him a shout.

"Close the door quickly, or it will be too embarrassing."

Needless to say, Tengfei, Qian Shan also hurriedly closed the door of the lounge. The posture of Tengfei was too visually challenging.

Tengfei's sleeping position has always been bad, their house is a super big bed, Qianshan's sleep is still shallow, he knows Tengfei goes to the toilet, every time before going to bed, Qianshan uses both hands and feet to press Tengfei, sometimes when he falls asleep, hugging him Loosen up a bit, Qianshan will touch the whole bed when he is sleepy, and if he feels Tengfei's arm, he will pull him over and hug him tightly and continue to sleep. The foot of the bed is hugging Tengfei tightly. If he touches Tengfei above his knees, turn on the light quickly, and carry Tengfei back to the big bed with his big head down on the bed and half on the floor.

Just like that, Qianshan woke up several times a night, and when he couldn't be rescued, the floor slammed, and he quickly turned on the light, and Tengfei was going to sleep on the ground.

Looking at Teng Fei's posture, Qian Shan didn't feel nervous and worried just now, but laughed while covering his stomach.

The buttocks are facing the wall, one leg is lifted up on the wall, the other leg is placed horizontally on the bed, and the head and shoulders are under the edge of the bed.

Ballet dancers can practice Kung Fu while eating and sleeping, and even practice the splits by raising their feet above their heads while brushing their teeth.Let’s talk about girls, not ballet dancers. Some girls like to do stretching. They use the wall as a support, slowly open their legs, and slowly split them into a ponytail. Girls with soft bodies can almost fit the legs of the wall.

Tengfei stretched his muscles while sleeping?

"Why are you laughing, hurry up, I can't move, wake up and see how I look, I want to climb back to bed, my waist is not working hard, I want to move my legs, but I can't move because of the pain Well, hurry up, hurry up."

"Baby, you are so talented, you can sleep like this, how can you sleep well?"

"I went to several places in the morning. My shoes didn't fit my feet well, and my legs hurt when I walked. I was thinking about the girl who said that I walked too much in high heels, so I put my legs on the wall to relieve the pain. I just lay down. On the bed, put my legs up on the wall, and then I don't know."

Qian Shan understood, and fell asleep. After falling asleep, one leg became tired, and it was placed on the bed, and then split, and then arched and arched, and his head and shoulders hung on the edge of the bed.

Hurry up and hug Tengfei's shoulders, pull him back to make sure he won't fall off the bed, carefully move him back to the bed, and just lie down.

But the leg that took off was still at a [-]-degree angle to the waist, and it couldn't be put down when it was lifted, and the leg that was split horizontally also kept its original position.

Slowly pressing down on the raised leg, Tengfei yelled "Oh my god, it hurts me to death."

"Waist waist waist!"

The elevated time was too long, the muscles were tense, and when the wind from the air conditioner blew, they froze. Qian Shan rubbed his calves and his waist again, the blood flowed back, and the muscles relaxed. A little bit of flattening.

Then use the old method to pull back the split leg.

Tengfei's mother's mother's pain hurts, and sweat is pouring out of her forehead.

Teng Fei straightened up on the bed, lying flat, with his hands on his chest, lying straight.

"Is it better?"

Qian Shan rubbed the side of his waist, trying to help him up.

"I feel like I'm going to be paralyzed."

Tengfei looked straight at Qianshan.

"Aren't you aware yet?"

"If I'm paralyzed, tell me, can we both still play? I don't feel the lower body. I can't feel how hard you work on me. I'm almost like an inflatable doll."

"Are sore? I'll go find the electric heater later."

Qianshan and Tengfei each talk about their own.

"I'm going to sit in a wheelchair. I'm paralyzed in the lower part of my body, so I can't move around. I bought a wheelchair like Hawking's and used my thoughts to let him type and drive. I can't drive anymore. I will drive a wheelchair to work without traffic jams. Then I will drive on the sidewalk. Driving in a wheelchair, even the police won’t catch me.”

"Where did you throw the wires? When will you correct your problem of throwing things here and there?"

Qian Shan's voice came from outside.

Tengfei continued to look at the ceiling.

"You look for it, it's not so fun at night. I still have to ask the doctor, if the lower body is paralyzed and unconscious, it will not affect the sex life between the couple. I think it will definitely affect it. Paralyzed, can't stand up Get up, the pain is gone, where is the pleasure? Then how do you tease me, I don’t feel it, and then you fuck me, I don’t feel it yet, why don’t you yell? I’m going to pretend to yell a few times, You must be calling a fart, I didn’t go in. This is embarrassing, the discordant sexual life directly affects the relationship between the couple, you tolerate me for one year or two, ten years or eight years, when you were in your forties, When I am a flower, I will definitely cheat. I am a hot, miserable, poor, paralyzed man who can’t satisfy his wife who cheated on me. I am so narrow-minded, if I can’t think about it, I’m an idiot. I’ll be with you Like Lin Daiyu, she coughed, coughed, vomited blood, and wrote a poem sadly before dying."

"Turn over slowly, be careful."

Qian Shan supported Tengfei to lie on his side, wrapped the charged electric heater in a towel, and stuck it to Tengfei's waist.

"Flowers wither and flowers fly all over the sky. It's a pity if there are birds or no birds. When it can be used, I only use the hole, and now the two are flying away. The paralyzed man is so pitiful. Qian Shan is a heartless big scumbag."

Qian Shan pressed hard on the acupuncture points on his waist.

"Ouch."

"Continue to compose."

"Then I was not reconciled, I recovered from tuberculosis, I stood up, and then I gave speeches everywhere as a legendary inspirational figure, and I wanted to write a book about my experience, called, Rise of Soaring, Spreading Your Wings. I gave a speech The topic is, love is your support when you fall down, and hatred is your weapon in battle. I became an Internet celebrity, and I gave speeches at various prestigious schools, both at home and abroad, with fans all over the place, and many little girls cried and yelled to marry me."

Qian Shan pinched his waist hard.

"Little girl?"

"Hey, it hurts. I made a mistake, and this part is pinched. Fan Wuyang Wuyang, I will enter the entertainment industry, direct, act and write, and re-act the touching story of me standing up again. Oscars, Cannes, Tokyo, Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers, I am the best actor, and I can act in my true colors."

Tengfei lay on his side, the more he thought about it, the happier he became, with a bright future in front of him.

"At that time, I will gain both fame and fortune, and I will be recorded in the annals of history. After a hundred years, no, after a thousand years, I will be famous in history! In ancient times, a grandson commanded thousands of troops in a wheelchair, and now Hawking created crystallization of wisdom in a wheelchair. After 1000 years, I'm the top inspirationalist getting out of a wheelchair!"

Not only does Oscar owe him a bunch of statuettes, but now history owes him a seat that will last forever. Listen, he is as famous as his grandson Hawking.

"Honey, where's your face?"

"It's long gone."

"You, you, let me tell you what's good about you."

Push Tengfei to lie down, and press down from the shoulders along the spine.

"Drink a glass of watermelon juice, it flows down the corner of your mouth, you lay down there, saying that you are poisoned, you are dying, only my kissing saliva can wake you up, you have to drink Coke before going to bed, just drink it , you insisted on pouring it into a bowl and drinking it with a spoon, and told me in a soft voice that the concubine is in a bad condition and can't sleep tonight, I have wronged the king, don't you just hurt my ass and worry about me tossing at night Are you?

I won't talk about these things, just talk about your bathing, wrapping the bath towel around your chest as a tube top dress, and deliberately rolled the bath towel short, showing your buttocks, shaking your buttocks, catwalking and riding on me. , Princess Iron Fan's lowly maid is not as coquettish as my jade-faced fox, Bull Demon King, I will give you a litter of hybrids of calves and foxes.

Hey, you're going to piss me off. The child born of a tiger and a lion is called a liger. Can a calf and a fox crossbreed?What is that, bull fox?Fox cow beast?I'm also stupid, as soon as you say it, I think about it, the calf's head is covered with snow-white fox fur and there are two fox ears, can you still see it?Hello, create a new species directly.

Baby, the great man said that a lever can move the earth, you are giving you a topic, you can put the whole universe in it, 5000 years up and down, myths and stories can be involved, the most amazing, myth plus science fiction .I always feel that the Jade Emperor led 28 constellations, [-] heavenly soldiers, and the Superman, Thor, Alien, Transformers, and the battle was in a daze. "

Teng Fei laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath. When he was free, he liked to think wildly and make up a story about no shadow. He thought it was fun.

Even if Qian Shan is not used to it, he is just like this, his brain will never be able to keep up with his speed.

If he wants to be mischievous and make things up, just ignore him, his brain nerves can extend beyond the solar system to touch the Milky Way and come back.

"After having a child, the child's bedtime reading must be according to the book. Don't tell the child that Lei Gong and Dian mother fell in love and gave birth to a child, and they are Thor. Forget it, I can't leave it to you. Children are raised more wildly."

"I'm like this, do you still love me?"

Qian Shan lay on Teng Fei's back, kissing his ears and temples.

"Although it's a bit irritating, but it's cute. It's not a day since you were like this, you were like this before marriage. Now that you're married, isn't it too late to dislike you? Let's live together, how can we leave?"

Tengfei kissed the corner of Qianshan's mouth.

"When I have a child, I tell the child that his father is Superman, and his father is a tentacle monster from outer space. The two of us rolled and made love in space, and hit stars one after another, forming a large area of ​​meteor shower, and then we two Pregnant with him, in order to protect him, we settled down on the earth, this bedtime story is sweet."

Qian Shan rolled his eyes, got up and slapped his ass.

"Let's go, stop talking nonsense, and take you to a massage."

Tengfei grabbed the phone and stabbed it in the heart.

"Ah, I'm hurt, I, I'm going to die, my dear, you rush to the massage shop with me on your back, if you're late, we'll be separated forever!"

Qian Shan helped Tengfei up, moved a little bigger Tengfei gritted his teeth and didn't cry out for pain, it was still difficult to move, it was really uncomfortable, he didn't cry out, he just acted like a baby and wanted to hug, back, kiss and touch .

I picked it up and went to a massage shop I often go to. The blind massage master has a very good technique. I gave Tengfei a massage, and there was no pain for ten or eight days.

"How can I relieve it? It's not a way for him to be in such pain."

Qian Shan watched the old master's technique, and once he learned it, he could pinch Tengfei every day.

"It was caused by a car accident. He didn't have a serious illness but pain when he went for an examination. Don't turn on the air conditioner, even if you turn on the air conditioner, you should pay attention to the temperature. The wind of the air conditioner is sometimes cold, so it drills into the bones. He has been injured, the bones It hurts if you break it. Don’t show your waist. Sometimes you have to keep warm in summer.”

Qian Shan memorized every word the old master said, and then he took off comfortably, and when he returned home, he suffered.

Qian Shan turned off the air conditioner and didn't turn it on.Teng Fei was sweating hotly, looking for the remote control all over the house, but Qian Shan refused to give it.

"It's too hot, don't force me to sit in the refrigerator."

"I'll fan you."

Tengfei wished he could take off his clothes and sit in the freezer, it was too hot.

Quickly open all the windows at home, the outside wind blows in, Qian Shan chases after Tengfei with a fan and fan, wherever Tengfei goes, he will follow.

"You're not hot, you're dying of heat."

Tengfei gets a little irritable when it's hot, and wants to yell at Qianshan, I'm getting hot and ripe sweet potatoes!But when he saw that Qianshan's neck and face were covered with sweat, more sweat than him, he fanned him with a fan.

"You sit down for a while, I'll fan you, and you won't be hot in a while. It's really hard to suffer from back pain every day. You are obedient."

Qian Shan coaxed, and wiped the sweat off his face with a tissue, the tissue was soaked before he finished wiping.

Tengfei drooped his head.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lost my temper with you."

"It's okay, I know you'll bother me when it's hot, you're obedient, don't turn on the air conditioner, your waist can't stand it."

"You can't stand the heat. You don't like to eat when it's hot. How about you turn on the air conditioner and I'll put on winter cotton pajamas."

I rummaged through the box and changed into the coral fleece pajamas I wear in spring and autumn. This is much warmer. I also specially wear Qianshan’s, which is more fat. Open.The temperature still dare not be adjusted too low.

Tengfei didn't suffer from back pain in summer, but he used several boxes of baby's golden water.

Why, baby gold water to dispel prickly heat.