I am not human

"It's really troublesome for you. I also specially helped to carry him back."

Fifteen minutes later, Liao Qingshu stood in front of the gate of her house and turned the key, while thanking the immortal who was carrying Jiufang Ziyan on his back.

"It's okay, after all, it's my own baby girl, who will cover him if I don't cover him." Daxian replied generously.Liao Qingshu froze for a moment: "Ah? What did you just say?"

"I said that my own child's paper must be protected." Daxian saw that Liao Qingshu was still a little dazed, and said, "I, me, don't you mortals say that?"

"...Ah, that's right, everyone just said that." Liao Qingshu nodded hurriedly, and then quietly added in her heart: It was probably when I was in junior high school.

"Well, the room is rather messy, please don't mind..." He stretched out his hand and opened the door while talking.

Then close quickly.

"What's wrong?" Daxian asked.Liao Qingshu shook his head with a forced smile: "It's nothing, maybe my way of opening it is not right..." He took a deep breath and opened the door again.

I'm going, it's really not an illusion.

On the marble floor, there were leftovers scattered all over the place. Xiao Bu ran happily between the food, his hair from his neck to his chest was stained with soy sauce, and Lao Zhan was lazily watching with his tail flicking. he.Liao Qingshu saw a bitten plastic bag in the corner of the living room, and she didn't need to guess that it was probably Lao Zhan who brought back all the food he stole from the hotel, and then the two cats ate it up.

Dirty the floor is the next thing, the key is Xiaobu - cats are not allowed to eat human food, usually Jiufang Ziyan is also very strict in this aspect, Liao Qingshu can't imagine what he will see when he sees this scene Feeling.

Noticing that Jiufang Ziyan, who was lying on Daxian's back and pretending to be dead, began to heave violently in his chest, Liao Qingshu hurriedly said: "Daxian, you don't have to carry him on your back! The room is right there, just put it in!"

Daxian nodded, put Jiufang Ziyan on the bed in a good-tempered manner, came out and asked, "Just leave it alone? Don't you need to do anything else?"

"It's okay, the old man is sick, just let him be quiet." Liao Qingshu hurriedly stepped forward to close the door of the room, made another pot of tea for Daxian, and turned around to clean up the mess.He only heard the great immortal behind him say: "It's fine, but his breath is not right, you'd better pay attention."

"Breath?" Liao Qingshu paused.This is the second time he heard this sentence, "Excuse me...what's wrong?"

"In the soul, it seems that something strange has been mixed in." Daxian wrinkled his nose, leaned over and teased Xiao Bu with his small hammer, and Lao Zhan stared at him unhappily.Liao Qingshu turned around and was about to ask carefully, just in time to see Daxian's eyes falling on Lao Zhan.

"This is Lao Zhan. Although he is a ghost, he is a very nice person." Liao Qingshu quickly explained.Daxian waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, as we are gods, fraternity is affirmative. When we see monsters, we shout and kill them. Those are Yufan's affairs... Hey, you still feed monsters to eat crucian carp?"

"No, he dragged this back by himself..." Liao Qingshu was halfway through the explanation, noticing Daxian's gaze staring at the crucian carp, and suddenly understood something, "Well, Daxian, have you... haven't eaten yet?"

Daxian looked at him with a childish expression.

When Jiufang Ziyan finally calmed down and came out of the room, Liao Qingshu had already tidied up the floor of the living room and prepared four side dishes, and was preparing fruits and tomatoes mixed with sugar for Daxian in the kitchen.

Jiufang Ziyan looked at Daxian in the living room who was happily stroking the cat while eating, walked quickly to Liao Qingshu, and said in a low voice: "Shouldn't it be better to get him away from Chongjun? Why did you leave the meal?"

Liao Qingshu was chopping a tomato in his hand, and said sullenly: "He said he missed the taste of the world very much, and while showing off to me the dragon liver at the flat peach banquet, he ate all the foie gras I queued up to buy... these days Don’t all the immortals need bigu?”

"Ghost knows him." Jiufang Ziyan crossed his arms with an unfriendly expression, Liao Qingshu glanced at him, and said in a casual tone: "By the way, he said that your breath is not normal."

"I hang out with mountain and sea beasts all day, where can I go normally?" Jiufang Ziyan took a tomato from the cutting board and put it in his mouth.Liao Qingshu saw that he didn't want to say more, so she stopped asking, and asked instead: "Do you think...he can help us?"

"what?"

"It's the management of the mountain. He is the ancestor of the Jiufang family, or the ancestor of Lei. As long as he is willing to speak for us, the Jiufang family will not be in trouble for the management of Nanshan, right?"

"It's hard to say." Jiufang Ziyan said, "I don't want to mention whether his words are useful. What is certain is that there is no edict for his descending this time. He descended privately and violated the rules."

"how do you know?"

Jiufang Ziyan: "Gods have to report to the local order chief when they go down to earth. Just now Zhong Jun sent me a WeChat message to tell me that he called Wei Ximing specifically to ask about it, but he was scolded."

"what?"

"What Wei Ximing means is that this guy's descent to the mortal world was neither ordered by heaven nor reported to him. It is regarded as a smuggled immigration. We need to invite him back as soon as possible."

Liao Qingshu: "..."

In fact, the content of this text message was edited by Jiufang Zhongjun.Wei Ximing's original words were—"Tell that three-eyed man with little wings that I'm not dead yet! It's fine if there is no edict, and if you don't even report to me, you really think I'm useless! If you say you’re going to go down to earth, you’re going to go down to earth, and if you mess up with your divine power, who’s going to be responsible? Hurry up, throw this thing back to the sky for me!”

"To put it simply, why don't you go back? It's not a firecracker, just click and you'll go to heaven." Liao Qingshu said annoyed.But Jiufang Ziyan said: "I don't think it's urgent. As long as it doesn't disturb the time or the flow of power, the Chief of Order will generally not interfere. The point is, why did he go down to earth secretly? Don't tell me to go all the way to get here For falling in love."

After he mentioned this, Liao Qingshu also noticed that something was wrong: "Didn't Chongjun say before that he wanted to enter the mountain and sea world?"

"Entering the world of mountains and seas should be just a means, not an end." Jiufang Ziyan pondered.Liao Qingshu seemed to have thought of something, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "It is impossible for vampires to have supernatural powers and march all the way from Europe to the eastern heaven."

"It's impossible. Those Taoist bureaucrats have closed their doors for a long time, so they won't be so easy to break through. What's more, the vampires haven't even managed their own heaven."

The western heavens are mainly dominated by the power of Christ, like the Asa gods to whom Loki belongs, although they are native gods in Northern Europe, but the overall decline, coupled with the influence of the power of Christ, can only live in the world*, so I feel deeply The threat of blood clan, but those high gods are basically insulated from this kind of aggression.

Liao Qingshu pondered for a moment and said: "I think, going down to the world specifically to enter the world of mountains and seas, either to take something or to put something away, what do you think?"

"You are not talking nonsense..." As Jiufang Ziyan was saying this, he suddenly felt his feet shaking, his heart tightened, and he subconsciously wanted to grab Liao Qingshu, but when he turned his face, he saw that the other party had crawled into the corner in a hurry, hugging her. Sit with your knees tucked into a ball.

Jiufang Ziyan had a black line: "...what are you doing?"

"It's common sense to hide in a triangular space during an earthquake." Liao Qingshu said eloquently.

"There's Lei Zu sitting in your living room, and you're so brave to give me common sense... Besides, do you really think that was an earthquake just now?" Jiufang Ziyan tried to stomp his feet, and in just a moment, the shaking feeling had completely disappeared .Looking at the pots and pans on the countertop, there is no trace of movement at all, and it doesn't look like it has been shaken at all.

Liao Qingshu hesitated and stood up: "If it's not an earthquake, what is it?"

"The fluctuation caused by a certain force is not a physical attack by visual inspection." Jiufang Ziyan said, took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat and looked at it, and his face sank instantly.

"I know why Jiu Fanglei wants to enter the mountain and sea world."

"Ok?"

"Just now, Xiao Hei sent a message in the WeChat group, saying that Kaiming ran out from the mountain and sea world." Jiufang Ziyan handed the phone to Liao Qingshu, "The reason is that there is an extra Queen Mother of the West in the mountain and sea world."