I am not human

Looking at the wound on his shoulder, Jiufang Ziyan twitched his mouth and smiled angrily: "It really is a beast's brain. Do you really take the words of that mountain and sea beast seriously?"

"I didn't take anyone's words seriously." Liao Qingshu said, took a few steps back, took out a pencil from the pen holder on the table, pointed the tip at Jiufang Ziyan: "I only trust my own feelings."

"Ok?"

"That Jiufang Ziyan I met during the day made me feel scared." Liao Qingshu said bluntly, but facing you, I didn't feel scared at all. "

Jiufang Ziyan remained silent, just looked at him quietly, which made his heart shudder.After a long time, the man wearing sunglasses suddenly giggled, raised his hand and took off the round sunglasses, revealing a pair of red eyes: "The brains of poor monsters are not very good, and the bastards they give birth to are not stupid!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he rushed forward, and the moment his body stretched out, he turned into a black wolfhound. His bright red mouth opened wide, revealing sharp fangs, and bit Liao Qingshu.

Liao Qingshu had never had any experience in facing the enemy, so she was immediately frightened by this accident, she was stunned and didn't even know how to hide.Seeing that the sharp teeth of the wolf dog were about to nibble on his shoulder, there was a loud noise at the door, and a white shadow broke through the door, knocked over the wolf dog with one blow, and stopped in front of Liao Qingshu.Liao Qingshu took a closer look, and it turned out to be a huge snow-white paper crane. One person poked his head out from the paper crane, and shouted anxiously: "What are you doing here? Come up quickly!"

Liao Qingshu took a picture with her mobile phone, with round sunglasses and a melon-like expression, um, another Jiufang Ziyan.

As soon as he appeared, the back of Liao Qingshu's neck began to tingle faintly again.Guessing that this should be true, Liao Qingshu didn't dare to delay any longer, and immediately climbed onto the paper crane with all hands and feet. As soon as she sat down firmly, she felt a shock from her body, and the huge paper crane immediately flew up and crashed into the wall He rushed out face to face, and by the way, ran over the wolf dog that had just got up and ate shit.

It wasn't until she rushed out of the dark office that Liao Qingshu realized that it wasn't night, and the sun was shining brightly outside.There was the sound of a building collapsing behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw that the entire storefront of "Guanban" had collapsed. Among the ruins, a figure was waving desperately at them. It was Lin Hongle.

At this time, he was not completely human, with two rabbit ears growing on the top of his head, and a slender tail behind him was constantly flicking back and forth.Seeing that they noticed him, he immediately said loudly: "Zi Yan, you go to Fu Changshu's place—today Uncle Kaiming was recruited by three heads to join the poker table—"

"What about you?" Jiufang Ziyan asked.

"I'm still on duty. Don't worry about me, I can take care of myself." Lin Hongle said, his slender tail spun like a propeller, and he disappeared in a flash.There seemed to be something stirring inside the ruins, Jiufang Ziyan frowned, and flew to a high place following the paper crane. Just after flying a little farther, he heard a roar, and a red-mouthed red-eyed wolf dog crawled out of the ruins.

Jiufang Ziyan drove the paper crane away immediately, gliding over the city.The wolf dog was chasing on the ground, barking wildly, but the passers-by on the road seemed to turn a blind eye to this strange big dog, even when it was knocked down to the ground, they didn't say a word.Liao Qingshu looked down quietly for a while, raised her head, and gently stroked her forehead: "I guess, I'm still dreaming, right?"

Jiufang Ziyan snorted coldly: "So you know."

"...So what's going on now?"

"Didn't Moyi tell you?" Jiufang Ziyan's voice was obviously filled with anger, "I knew she was unreliable!"

Such a familiar plot... Liao Qingshu couldn't help but recall what Shanzhai Jiufang said to him in the office: "That...someone told me that the so-called "Shan Hai Jing" is a space used to confine mountain and sea monsters, and some People will come to this space in their sleep, and give monsters a chance to get out?"

"To put it simply, that's right." Jiufang Ziyan said, "In fact, the world of mountains and seas was built by an ancestor of the Jiufang family to detain all living beings other than humans. Originally, some divine beasts were also detained here, but the divine beasts Auspicious, so they were released one after another, and there are only some monsters and beasts left, but they can't get out if they want to, and they are waiting for unlucky people like you to use them as tickets."

Liao Qingshu ignored the sarcasm in his words, and only exclaimed: "Which ancestor of the Jiufang family is so capable? This kind of ability... is simply amazing."

"God?" Jiufang Ziyan sneered, "The gods are high above them, they treat mortals as humble dogs, and wish they could have more monsters to show off their supernatural powers and enjoy the worship of mortals, so why would they bother to make such a big cage? Keep the world safe?"

Liao Qingshu stuck out her tongue: "If your words get out, believers from all over the world will come and beat you up, no matter what faction they are from."

"True truth!" Jiufang Ziyan snorted childishly, "Except for the Western Buddhist Land, which looks a bit like that, the rest of the heavens are all outrageous! They're all spicy—"

"Hey, you've had enough, don't talk about you!" Liao Qingshu hurriedly stopped him from saying the last word.After thinking about it, he suddenly felt terrified of thinking carefully, and lightly poked Jiufang Ziyan's shoulder: "Hey, I remember that there are many records about gods in "Shan Hai Jing"? Could it be that..."

"Don't worry, there are no gods in the "Shan Hai Jing". Look at the records about the gods, don't they also have black history? What Kunlun Hill and Qingyao Mountain are all empty, and they are just used to bluff people." Jiufang Ziyan said nothing. He said kindly, "Modern people don't rely on gods anymore. In ancient times, they depended on mountains and rivers to drink water. Why don't you look at the face of gods? Who dares to arrest them? At best, it's just to scare them so that they don't dare to be too presumptuous." .”

"But I just heard from Xiao Lin that there is enlightenment here..." Liao Qingshu was puzzled again when Xiao Lin was mentioned.By the way, this kid is weird, who the hell is he?

"There are many vacant residences in the world of mountains and seas, and they are isolated from the outside world. Gods who are out of date or need to hide will choose to live in." Jiufang Ziyan said, "The enlightened divine power still exists, and it can directly awaken people from their dreams. We I'm going to find him now... Tsk, is someone burning paper money? Why does it smell like smoke?"

Liao Qingshu also smelled it, and wrinkled her nose: "Indeed, but the smell is quite close..." He suddenly turned his head, panicked: "Jiufang, it's a paper crane! The paper crane is on fire!"

Jiufang Ziyan turned his head to take a look, and he saw that the flame was burning at the tail of the paper crane, billowing thick smoke.His brows were furrowed together immediately, and when he looked down, the black wolfhound had climbed onto the roof at some point, and was chasing them, jumping and running on the continuous roof, with red flames spouting from its mouth.

"Naughty animal!" Jiufang Ziyan yelled angrily, "Damn it! Sooner or later, it must be slaughtered to eat dog meat hot pot!"

"Jiufang, before that, can we discuss the issue of fire fighting and safe landing?" Liao Qingshu said with cold sweat, "If this continues, I think we will crash the plane before you take it to the hot pot. "

"It's really insightful advice, talent." Jiufang Ziyan glanced at him, even through the sunglasses, Liao Qingshu could feel the strong contempt in his eyes.Because of the need to serve the paper crane, Jiufang Ziyan kept pinching his hands. Although Liao Qingshu didn't look flustered, dense cold sweat was already oozing from his forehead: "We can't go on like this, the dead dog is waiting below."

"Then put out the fire first..."

"Do you look like I have the strength to spare!" Jiufang Ziyan yelled, "Are you missing a hand or a broken leg? You won't kill yourself!"

Liao Qingshu let out a silly "Oh", and immediately took off her clothes to fight the fire.It was fine if he didn't pounce, but when he pounced, the flames immediately jumped up, and Jiufang Ziyan was almost blown out of anger: "Lying grass! What are you doing?!"

"Extinguish, extinguish the fire..."

"Do you use physical means to extinguish this kind of spiritual fire? Why don't you just spray it with a mouthful of salt soda? You're crazy!" Jiufang Ziyan took a deep breath, afraid that he would throw this kid down to feed the dog on impulse. "Use spells, you idiot!"

"I, I won't..."

"You spent so many years in Wanwu Academy for nothing?!" Jiufang Ziyan really wanted to kick him down, "What did you learn in school! Going to bars to flirt with girls?"

"I'm in the isolation class!" Liao Qingshu argued weakly, "I'm a liberal arts student! I major in history, and the second major is human resources..."

"You think I'm stupid? Even if it's an isolation class, the most basic enchantment and talisman theory should be taught!"

"I really don't have this... I won't be able to use it even if I learn it."

Jiufang Ziyan really didn't know what to say, took several deep breaths, and finally suppressed the urge to commit murder.He took the time to take out the jade talisman from his pocket and threw it to Liao Qingshu, and hurriedly said: "Use this cloth barrier! Surround the fire! Follow me in gestures, there are only three seals, it's very simple!...Damn, you pig ! What are you doing again!"