I am not human

"Why do I have to spend a good weekend in such a boring place?"

Sitting ferociously in the corner of McDonald's with arms folded, Jiufang Azuhiko chewed French fries very unhappily.Hearing this, Liao Qingshu only looked up at him, then continued to bury her head in reading her profile.Jiufang Ziyan swallowed the French fries, and asked again in a low voice: "Why do I have to waste a good weekend in such a crappy place?!"

"Because Ms. Zhu Polong and Ms. Qing Geng went abroad to obtain certificates." Liao Qingshu rubbed his nose with a pen, and finally replied, "They entrusted Director Xu to help take care of Miss Qing Geng's younger sister, but Director Xu fell ill today, So we'll just have to take care of it—understand?"

"I know that!" Jiufang Ziyan said angrily, "The question is why do we have to take care of their children? Does the Mountain Management Office have this obligation?!"

"The mountain management office has no such obligation." Liao Qingshu showed the patience she had when persuading mountain and sea beasts to pay the fee, "but we owe favors to pigs and dragons, remember? She gave the mountain management office a large sum of money back then, if there were no such We’ve already drank the northwest wind for the money.”

Jiufang Ziyan: "..."

The reason for taking people's short mouths and eating others' soft hands is really convincing.Jiufang Ziyan was forced to be dumbfounded for a while, but after thinking about it, he still couldn't help looking for trouble: "Does it have to be in this kind of place? It's smoky!"

"This is a serious fast food restaurant! Do you have to do something?" Liao Qingshu simply imitated Jiufang Ziyan's tone, and added, "Besides, do you think I want to come here? I originally chose the cat coffee next door The store and the location are all booked, you don't want to go!"

Soft and cute cat!Soft cute girl!What a beautiful picture!Because Xu Moyi said that little Qinggeng was a bit shy and afraid of people, so he specially chose to meet in such a warm place. As a result, Jiufang Ziyan, the dead cat slave, actually said something, "I have a cat at home, but it still runs to this kind of place." What's the difference between a local man and a scumbag who walks around a brothel with his wife on his back?" Stupid words like that, I don't want to go in anyway!

"That's what it is!" Jiufang Ziyan was still insisting on his way of being a slave, "Men, the most important thing is loyalty!"

"Okay, okay, shut up. You are fierce and you are right in everything you say." Liao Qingshu held his forehead, and he really didn't have the strength to argue with him anymore.Looking up, she saw a little girl in school uniform in the seat in front of her mouth looking back with a Coke straw in her mouth. Liao Qingshu smiled at her and waved her hand. The girl gave him a timid look, then turned her head back.

Xu Moyi entrusted them to take care of the child for a while, and it was really "a little while" - this little girl is very shy, especially afraid to talk to men, it would definitely be a disaster for the two of them to take care of her, especially in Jiufang Ziyan With that standard face--so their task is just to spend two hours to make sure she doesn't run around, and then wait for another temporary nanny Xu Moyi finds to pick her up.

The so-called "temporary nanny" was selling electrical appliances in the mall opposite, and Liao Qingshu and the others were waiting for her to get off work.It's just that Xiao Qinggeng was too shy, and couldn't even eat if he sat with them (he insisted that it was all Jiufang Ziyan's fault), so Liao Qingshu had to let her sit alone, and looked up from time to time to make sure she was still there. just fine.As for exchanging feelings, forget it...

"Ahem." Seeing that Liao Qingshu was still staring at Xiao Qinggeng in front of him, Jiufang Ziyan knocked on the table unhappily, "Starting in three years, the maximum penalty is death."

"Ah, what?" Liao Qingshu didn't understand what he was saying.Jiufang Ziyan didn't explain, and continued to bite his french fries.Liao Qingshu reacted for a while, and finally understood, her face darkened, she kicked Jiufang Ziyan hard, and continued to look at her profile with her head down.

Jiufang Ziyan bit the French fries for a while, felt bored, and went to look at Liao Qingshu: "What are you looking at?"

"The information that Director Xu gave me." Liao Qingshu said without raising his head, and tapped his fingers on the phone screen several times, "Recently, many mountain and sea beasts are applying to go abroad, and Director Xu is a bit too busy."

Monsters live in the human world. If you want to live a stable life, you must register with an office that specializes in dealing with monsters. If you want to immigrate abroad, you must also go through the relevant procedures at the office and transfer your personal information to a foreign office. Only then can follow the process of human beings.Most of what the Mountain Management Office handles are mountain and sea beasts from the mountain and sea world. Among the monsters, Yuanmou people are far less proficient in the affairs of the human world than other monster races, and need to worry more.However, Xu Moyi was ill, so Liao Qingshu could only take full responsibility for this matter.

"I don't know why so many people have to go out." Liao Qingshu sighed, "Even Master Shi Kai wants to move to Canada. Is this considered a brain drain?"

"Why else, I was scared." Jiufang Ziyan replied, "The matter of turning into a snake has not yet subsided, who knows if I will be the next one to suffer."

"Ah, that's right..." Liao Qingshu turned the pen in his hand unconsciously, and sighed softly, "Facing this kind of thing... I always feel quite powerless. To put it bluntly, I want to run out because I don't feel safe. It would be nice if the Mountain Management Office could be more reliable."

"Put your sense of security on others, which is bad in itself." Jiufang Ziyan snorted, "If you want to talk about danger, which corner of the world is not dangerous? Isn't it dangerous in the mountains and seas? Didn't they come out of the same place? Don't take yourself too seriously You don't know where they are when they are killing all directions in the mountain and sea world."

"But they have come out now." Liao Qingshu retorted, "Since they put their names on the mountain management office, the mountain management office should be responsible for them. Otherwise, what is the meaning of the so-called 'management'?"

Jiufang Ziyan stopped chewing, glanced at Liao Qingshu, and didn't answer.Liao Qingshu only said that she had defeated him by asking, and she was feeling a little proud when she suddenly saw his nose twitch and said: "Here comes the man."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a woman in a white waist coat push the door open and walked into McDonald's.Liao Qingshu looked over, and after seeing the woman looking around for a while, she waved her hand and walked straight towards Xiao Qinggeng.Xiao Qinggeng seemed to know her too, and stood up happily. After the two talked for a few words, the woman led Xiao Qinggeng towards them.

"It's a false beast." Jiufang Ziyan lowered his voice and said to Liao Qingshu, "She has obsessive-compulsive disorder of honesty, and I don't want to deal with her."

"Hey, what obsessive-compulsive disorder..." Before Liao Qingshu could say anything, Jiufang Ziyan stood up and walked decisively to the bathroom with French fries in his mouth.

Liao Qingshu: "..."

"Excuse me, are you the classmate Liao that Director Xu said?" The visitor greeted Liao Qingshu politely, with a very generous and decent attitude, "I am Bu Pianren, and Director Xu asked me to take care of Xiao Xiaoqing. If you have any questions , you can call her and ask her."

Liao Qingshu originally wanted to do this, but she felt embarrassed when she said that.But Bu Pianyan said: "It's okay, you can fight. Don't be sure, don't worry, I don't feel well, right?"

"No, no, this is still unnecessary." Liao Qingshu was even more embarrassed.

"It's okay, it's okay, you hit you."

"No, no, this is really unnecessary, I believe you."

"Don't, don't, what should be determined is still determined, fight!"

"no, I'm fine……"

"Are you going to hit me or not!" The woman was angry, and she yelled so that everyone around her looked at her, "Is such a mother-in-law a man? Hurry up!"

Liao Qingshu was startled, and was so yelled at that she didn't dare to make a sound, she wanted to cry without tears and called Xu Moyi, and after checking the situation, she said weakly: "Well, you are right..."

"That's right!" Bu Pianyan shook her hair in displeasure, "If you tell me to hit you, hit me as soon as you want, so as not to doubt me and not tell the truth. Man, what does such a mother-in-law look like? Xiao Xiaoqing , let's go!"

Liao Qingshu was inexplicably terrified by her, completely unaware of what she had done wrong, and just watched the two monsters leave blankly.Unexpectedly, a hand rested quietly on his shoulder. He thought it was Jiufang Ziyan who had returned, and he directly said dejectedly, "What's the matter with this lady, I didn't mess with her..."

"Cheating beasts, I'm sure I've been told to deceive people a lot, and I guess they have psychological shadows. Isn't there a saying called 'Gua Tian Li Xia'?" A clear voice sounded behind him, and Liao Qingshu turned her head in surprise. He found that standing behind him was a strange girl.

The girl had a dark complexion, but her appearance was very gorgeous. The black slim sweater with the golden sweater chain gave people a Cleopatra-like feeling.Liao Qingshu frowned and looked at it for a long time, feeling vaguely familiar, but couldn't remember where she met her.Seeing this, the other party pushed him and stuck out his tongue at him: "Ha, that's too much! You don't even remember me!"

Liao Qingshu: "..."

This flexible use of the Beijing dialect "Ya" subtly evoked some of his memories, but it was still not enough for him to remember all of them.Seeing the embarrassment on Liao Qingshu's expression, the girl said unwillingly: "You should know me, I even saved you." As the girl said, she stretched out a hand to Liao Qingshu, and a golden gleam floated in her palm. Feather, "Geyang, that little mouse, remember?"