I am not human

Xiao Lin returned from Shanhai Realm three hours later than Liao Qingshu and the others, while Jiufang Ziyan and Liao Qingshu had been waiting for him at the Mountain Management Office—in fact, everyone was waiting for him.Xu Moyi, Xiao Hei, Jiufang Ziyan, and Liao Qingshu each occupied a desk in the hall. Jiufang Zhongjun moved a small horse and sat between them. Under the pale light, everyone's expression was So serious.

The second full-staff meeting of the Mountain Management Office was officially held this month.

This is definitely a rare event for this chaotic and loose organization where even regular meetings can be held or not. It can be seen how serious the situation is this time. Breaking the sky, Jiu Fang Zhongjun just mentioned it in the WeChat group in passing.

What's more, there are two consecutive meetings this month, both for the same person...

"I'm sorry, although it may be a bit redundant, but I still want to correct it." Liao Qingshu raised her hand politely, but her tone was very unquestionable, "The focus of this meeting is not only Muman and the smugglers with him, but also the Smugglers, poachers, monster dealers! Such people must not be tolerated! They must be found! Severely punished!"

Jiufang Zhongjun raised his head blankly: "Hey, didn't you say there was only one poacher? When did so many people come out?"

"...No, I'll list them out for emphasis." Liao Qingshu touched his nose, and Jiufang Ziyan sat sideways on the seat with Erlang's legs crossed, and sneered: "It's quite powerful. Who can't just shout slogans? The key is how to find it? How to check it? Are there any clues and clues? There is nothing now, so what’s the use of shouting about it.”

Liao Qingshu stared at Jiufang Ziyan in disbelief, completely unable to understand why he said something: "Then what do you say? Let him go? Let him hurt the innocent spirits in the mountain and sea world?"

"Strengthen guarding and supervision, distribute safety manuals, and remind those ghosts how long they are snacks." Jiufang Ziyan said, "Can't Xiao Hei use a computer to monitor the mountains and seas? Buy a few more screens to see more closely. It's like... just Like the one in the community security office, make it a row of screens, the kind with several yards together."

"You...you overestimated me, I can only see the situation at the entrance." Xiao Hei rarely showed a complicated expression, glanced at Jiufang Ziyan with the eyes of a caring fool, and was a little confused about how to explain to him " The monitoring range has nothing to do with the monitoring screen." This common sense question-did he think it was a pile of mahjong?

"That's about the same. Keeping the gate well is the first step of security." Jiufang Ziyan waved his hand completely incomprehensible, and continued to contribute good ideas, "In the mountain and sea world, if Xiaolin can't manage it, you can entrust Kaiming and Yinyinhu Kaiming is a fool, just a few words of coaxing, and because of Yinhu's words, buy him a cigarette."

Xiao Lin was standing on the sidelines and deserting, when he heard his name, he just let out a blank "ah".However, Liao Qingshu couldn't listen anymore, and complained: "You are an indicator that you can't cure the root cause, someone is doing evil, what's the use of you just guarding against him?"

"Otherwise? Catch him, parade him through the streets, kill chickens and monkeys, and tell everyone that he will have the same fate if he dares to invade the mountain and sea world - do you want to do this? Who do you think you are?"

"I didn't think who I was, and I didn't intend to use lynching or anything. But that person did something bad, so he should pay some price, right? Langgan and those mermaids were rescued today, but who knows if he has done so before? Did you steal something else from the Mountain Sea Realm?"

"Well, in fact, he might really have it." Xiao Lin finally interjected, caught between the two men who were on edge, he could only feel his stomach and the corners of his mouth twitching non-stop: "I recalled it carefully, and recently I did have A lot of little monsters and spirit grasses disappeared inexplicably. At first I thought they were predators of the weak, but now that I think about it, if they were just eaten, they wouldn’t even leave their bones behind. And the frequency of this kind of disappearance is indeed a bit strange .”

Liao Qingshu gave Jiufang Ziyan a look of "Look", Jiufang Ziyan gave a "cut", and heard Lin Hong said happily: "And I heard from Langgan that he also saw strange figures in the mountain and sea world recently... "

Just as he was about to speak, Jiufang Zhongjun suddenly said: "It is true that this matter cannot be ignored, but the current situation of the Mountain Management Office is very embarrassing... As an office that specializes in dealing with monsters, we have no right to investigate, nor do we The ability can only be entrusted to the security department. But the security department...the security department may not take it seriously."

He scratched his head, turned to look at Xu Moyi: "Moyi, I remember you have a friend who works in the security department, right?"

"Are you talking about Miaofei? She's my best friend." Xu Moyi flicked his phone around in a hurry, "I remember, er, I remember that she seems to be working in the third criminal group. Wait, I'll give it to you right away." She called."

Xu Moyi poured out his cell phone from his handbag, and trotted out with it in his hand.Jiu Fang Zhongjun looked at Liao Qingshu who still had an unhappy face, sighed, and patted his thighs with both hands: "As for other things, security and so on, just do as Zi Yan said. Xiao Hei, you can change to a multi-screen tomorrow." I will reimburse the cost of the computer... half of it will be reimbursed."

No, who told you that the more you can see on the screen, the more places you can see?

Xiao Hei rolled his eyes, and didn't bother to explain anything, resigned to his fate, opened Taobao and started searching for the split screen device.Jiufang Zhongjun continued: "Okay, let's leave the matter of the intruder as it is for now...Little Liao, don't look at me like that. There is always a lot of helplessness in an adult's life. You will understand when you grow up."

"I'm 22 this year." Liao Qingshu said expressionlessly.

"That's still a child, life is so long." Jiu Fang Zhongjun got up and walked to Liao Qingshu's side, patted Liao Qingshu's shoulder reassuringly, pushed him back to the seat, turned and leaned against the table in front of Liao Qingshu, hugged Chest continued, "Then, let's start discussing the next topic—the part of the snake that was said to be brought out of the mountain and sea world by Su Shan. For the sake of convenience, it will be referred to as the half snake."

"Absolutely not half, it should be only a small part of the soul." Xiao Hei pondered, "If there is half, I won't fail to notice it."

"Okay, let's call it one-tenth of the snake." Jiufang Chongjun said, "This one-tenth of the snake...Xiao Lin, have you dealt with his full version? How about others, is it credible? ?”

"I only met once a long time ago." Xiao Lin pondered, "He is the patriarch of the Snake Clan, and is honored as the Snake King by other monsters. He is... how should I put it, a bit of an old cadre, very decent, decent To the point where it can almost be said to be a little stubborn. He is very strict with his own people, as well as other monsters. As far as I know, he has beaten back the elves and monsters who tried to smuggle through the Dream Traveler several times."

Jiufang Ziyan: "Hmph, call back, so I can grab a seat by myself?"

"No." Xiao Lin said, "He doesn't want to leave the mountain and sea world, nor does he want other mountain and sea beasts to leave. He...he seems to think that they are not worthy of leaving."

Liao Qingshu asked strangely: "Not worthy?"

"Well. In his words, monsters that are considered beneficial don't need to escape at all, and someone will take them out. And those who don't want to take them away anyway, including himself, are not disaster beasts. It is useless waste, and it is not qualified to leave the mountain and sea world."

"The Three Views of Transforming Snakes is quite upright." Jiufang Ziyan said lightly, and casually put his feet on the table.Liao Qingshu gave him a sideways glance, and said disapprovingly, "He's too pathetic..."

"Hey, let me ask you, can you hold back your Virgin Mary's heart a little bit? It's also flooding against a snake..."

"It's just very sad!" Liao Qingshu raised her voice, "I am willing to use the human value system to evaluate myself and deny the value of myself and others. How can this kind of three views be correct? This is sad!"

"Are you happy when all the disaster beasts come out?" Jiufang Ziyan stomped his feet on the ground vigorously, "Are you happy that the whole world is full of natural disasters and human-eating monsters? Shanhaijie is not an orphanage, it is originally for detention , understand!"

"I'm not saying that I hope all the monsters in it will come out, but don't you think it's really unfair to blindly look at other creatures with human eyes? Transforming snakes will attract floods, and floods will wash away crops, so humans Let's call the snake a disaster beast, but from the perspective of the snake, maybe the human being who turned the forest into a radish field is a jerk? It's self-righteous to evaluate and look at everything with human values. You call this Three views are right?"

"So? Pulling out all the crops, planting the trees back, and returning the land to the monsters is fair, isn't it?"

Liao Qingshu: "...Well, what you want to talk about is returning farmland to forest?"

"Do you care about me!" Jiufang Ziyan was angry, "Anyway, that's what it means!"

"I said it all, I'm not trying to elevate the status of monsters or something, I just think your view of monsters is biased!" Liao Qingshu almost yelled, "No, it's very biased! Very biased! I understand, You are a complete human chauvinist, you don't take the monster's business seriously, you don't take the monster's life as your life, and you don't take seriously such a serious problem as someone smuggling into the mountains and seas... Is it in your eyes that only A good monster like a snake is called a sensible monster, and all other monsters deserve to die?!"

"Fuck your sardineism! I understand, you keep saying that human monsters are human monsters, and you don't think of yourself as a human, do you?"

Jiufang Ziyan suddenly got up, the chair fell back, and made a loud noise: "Since you want to be a monster so much, go back to the mountain and sea world and find a cave cat. What's the use of yelling at me here? cancer!"

The entire mountain management office suddenly fell silent, and a needle could be heard.

Jiufang Ziyan seemed to realize what he had just said, his hands and feet stiffened, and he coughed under cover: "Uh, what I mean is... that's what it is, that's what it means..."

"I'm really sorry." Liao Qingshu interrupted him calmly, "I'm really sorry for bothering you for so long, Mr. Exorcist."

After speaking, he pursed his lips hard, turned around and picked up his backpack, and walked out quickly without looking back.