I am not human
Chapter 39 Purchasing Agents Are Risky
In Jiufang Ziyan's dictionary, "I'll go and see" = "I'll go and see what's going on, if it's a monster, I'll beat it up by the way".
In Liao Qingshu's dictionary, Jiufang Ziyan's "I'll go and see" = "He's going to see if there are any monsters to beat up, if there are, I will be ready to receive complaints and pay compensation, and I will also help write a letter of apology and review book".
And all this is exactly what Liao Qingshu needs to try her best to avoid.
So after hanging up the phone, he smiled apologetically at Langgan, and immediately opened the door and rushed out, rushing down the stairs, blowing out the door like a whirlwind, and finally caught up with Jiufang Ziyan before taking off Hanging on the tail of the paper crane.
This series of movements was done in one go, and Fu Changshu, who was watching the play, clapped his hands, and the three heads applauded in unison.Jiufang Ziyan said angrily: "Be your purchasing agent! What a mess!"
"No, I have to go too." Liao Qingshu said firmly, "It's my duty to keep an eye on you, Director Xu said it! I'll go wherever you go!"
"Go down! I'm in a hurry, don't waste my time! Kick you, believe it or not?!"
"No!" Liao Qingshu repeated again, "I'll go wherever you go!" God knows what would happen if the bulldog ran around.He doesn't want to stay up all night writing a review and an apology letter anymore!
The corner of Jiufang Ziyan's mouth twitched slightly, and after a moment of silence, he said, "I'll tell you if there is danger..."
"It's okay, you're here." Liao Qingshu said, and with all her strength, she climbed onto the paper crane and patted Jiufang Ziyan on the back: "Why are you standing there? Let's go, didn't you say you were in a hurry?"
Jiufang Ziyan had no choice but to drive the paper crane out.He secretly wondered if he had been too kind to Liao Qingshu recently.He remembered that this kid was a little afraid of himself at first, but recently his attitude has become more and more presumptuous, which is not a good sign.
Liao Qingshu didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, she just grabbed his shoulders and tiptoed to look forward.The paper crane flew very fast, and under the control of Jiufang Ziyan, it plunged into the dense forest, its wings kept rubbing against the branches and leaves on both sides, making a rustling sound.Liao Qingshu lowered his head to avoid a branch that grew out, and asked, "Why don't we fly in the sky?"
"The breath of the intruder comes from the woods, and it takes a lot of energy to fly up." Jiufang Ziyan said, and looked back at Liao Qingshu, "Are you stupid, don't you know how to set up a barrier to cover yourself? Lu Shu fearless..."
"Lü Shu is fearless, I know it!" Liao Qingshu felt a headache when he heard this word.He took out the ruby in his pocket, made a red barrier with his handprint, and covered Jiufang Ziyan by the way, and asked, "Intruder? Isn't it a dream traveler?"
"Only people with a certain amount of human blood can become Dream Travelers, but this aura is obviously not human." Jiufang Ziyan felt that his patience had really improved. If he was in the Exorcism Department, which one would start If he dared to ask such a stupid question, he would definitely be kicked down without discussion—not to mention that Liao Qingshu wasn't even considered a striker, at best, he was a good-quality oil bottle.
"Can people who are not Dream Travelers enter the Mountain and Sea Realm?" Liao Qingshu asked again.Jiufang Ziyan said: "There are few methods, but they are not without. Those like Muman who have part of their souls in the mountain and sea world can use themselves as a channel to connect to the mountain and sea world, and gods who retain their divinity can also come in and out freely. People or demons who are proficient in space magic can use magic to forcibly enter once they have found out where the mountain and sea world is, and then the chief of order..."
"Chief of Order?" Liao Qingshu asked strangely, "What is that?"
Jiufang Ziyan paused, and then stopped talking.Liao Qingshu asked again without giving up, Jiufang Ziyan could only say: "Don't ask, I don't want to explain, you will know if you do it for a long time!"
Liao Qingshu curled her lips and stopped asking.After a while, he patted Jiufang Ziyan on the shoulder as if remembering something: "By the way, you said before that the mountain and sea world was once invaded, so what is it... Hey! Slow down! Brake! Go ahead, look ahead ah!"
"What?" Jiufang Ziyan turned his head in a daze.The atmosphere in the forest was strong, his senses were affected, and his eyesight was not good. He was distracted by talking to Liao Qingshu just now, and when he noticed something bumping in front of him, it was too late.
I saw Xiao Lin flying towards this side very quickly with a pair of rabbit ears on his head, his feet were not more than an inch off the ground, and a slender tail behind him was spinning at high speed like a propeller, coming menacingly like a cannonball.Jiufang Ziyan couldn't catch up in time, he was about to collide with him, so he pinched his hands and quickly uttered a spell.
In an instant, a metallic luster appeared on the entire paper crane. Lin Hongle bumped into it, and "Duang" hit a big copper basin, rolled his eyes, and immediately fell down in a daze.
Jiufang Ziyan stopped the paper crane, jumped down together with Liao Qingshu, and surrounded Lin Hongle.Liao Qingshu patted Lin Hongle's face, then opened his eyelids to look at him, and said nervously, "There will be no accidents, right? Jiufang, if you are killed, it's not as simple as an apology letter!"
"It's just the Vajra Curse, what big things can happen?" Jiufang Ziyan said so, but the expression on his face was a little apprehensive.He stretched out two fingers to press Lin Hongle's forehead, his fingertips glowed slightly, "Even if something really happened... Tsk, you have to testify to me, he was the one who was speeding, and I don't care about my business."
"Is now the time to think about these things? The person involved is still lying here!" Liao Qingshu said furiously, "And the responsibility lies with you!"
"That's why you broke my heart!"
"I told you that now is not the time to pursue these things..." Liao Qingshu was halfway through speaking when Jiufang Ziyan suddenly raised his index finger, made a "shh" gesture, and looked up into the distance.
"There are fluctuations of spiritual power over there." Jiufang Ziyan said.Lin Hongle came running from that direction just now, so something must have happened there.
He and Liao Qingshu looked at each other, dragged Lin Hongle behind a tree to hide, and immediately ran towards the direction Lin Hongle came from.After walking a few steps, a hoarse cry was suddenly heard, and a huge owl fluttered out from the distant woods. The wings that could almost cover the sky brought a strong wind and crushed a piece of beautiful trees.It raised its head and screamed, and was about to fly up, when it saw a red shadow jumping up suddenly, with colorful auspicious clouds under its feet, its flaming mane fluttering in the wind, pressing on the owl's back, and opening its mouth to it Bite off the neck.
The owl struggled to get away, turned around to peck the fiery red lion, and the two huge monsters were torn into a ball in the air.
Liao Qingshu stared dumbfounded with his neck up, and asked after a while, "What are those two? Mountain and sea beasts?"
"None." Jiufang Ziyan frowned, "That owl is not even a living thing, it's just a shikigami infused with spiritual power, which is similar in nature to my paper crane."
"It doesn't look like a class at all, okay?" Liao Qingshu looked back at the snow-white paper crane that they had left on the spot, and then at the black cloud-like owl in the sky, and couldn't help saying.
"It's just that the amount of spiritual power infused is different! This one of mine is more skilled!" Jiufang Ziyan said dissatisfied, "But it's a little bit bigger... What's wrong with it, the sculpture I made before is bigger than it!"
"Yes, yes, you are so big and powerful." Liao Qingshu responded, raised her eyes and continued to look up to the sky, and asked, "The other one? What is that? I look like a lion."
"Almost, that's Suan Ni." Jiufang Ziyan replied without turning his head.Liao Qingshu nodded, and suddenly realized after a few seconds: "Suan Ni? The Suan Ni from the Nine Sons of Longsheng?"
"The dragon gave birth to nine sons, it's all nonsense!" Jiufang Ziyan rolled his eyes through the sunglasses, "Only an idiot like you still takes it seriously."
Liao Qingshu felt a little embarrassed, and murmured to explain: "Of course I know that the nine sons of Longsheng are just attached to the meeting. Just now, I just talked too fast..."
The so-called dragon gave birth to nine sons means that the dragon gave birth to nine sons, and none of the nine sons became dragons, and each of them was different.This saying has been around for a long time, but there is no consensus on which nine sons they are.To this day, there are still different versions of "Nine Sons of the Dragon" circulating on the Internet.
Many of these versions list "狻猊" as one of the nine sons.In fact, Suanni is a unique family, powerful, and can barely be regarded as a divine beast. It can be related to the dragon clan, but it is absolutely incomparable with the fierce beast "Glutton" and the bridge-suppressing spirit beast "Emperor" who are also listed as nine sons We can't get together.
"Although Suan Ni is not a dragon son, it should be true that he is favored by the Buddha?" Liao Qingshu thoughtfully.He once met a very rare hybrid of Suanni and Ni. According to him, part of his father's family still stays in the Buddha's land to reproduce.
"Of course, the World Honored One likes this kind of red-haired lion very much. Otherwise, it wouldn't be praised as a dragon." Jiufang Ziyan said while observing the battle situation, "The problem is that this one can't stay in the Buddha's land well, and come here to do something. Well?"
"Maybe it's for sightseeing?" Liao Qingshu guessed, and suddenly heard a shrill cry from the sky. The owl was grabbed by the neck by the lion, and its wings hung limply. In a blink of an eye, it turned into countless pieces of paper, scattered among the mountains and forests.
"...Your tourists are so fierce!" Jiufang Ziyan cursed in a low voice, pressed Liao Qingshu's head, and the two of them lowered their bodies and hid.Jiufang Ziyan cast another layer of invisible enchantment as a cover, and fixed his eyes on Suan Ni, trying to see what he wanted to do.
I saw Suan Ni in the air opening his mouth and spitting out a mouthful of scraps of paper, stepping on the auspicious clouds and landing lightly, landing not far from the two of them, squatting on the ground like a big cat, licking the fur on his body indifferently, Suddenly, someone said: "Okay, hide from the fart, come out. With this little ability, who else do you want to lie to?"
Jiufang Ziyan's face darkened, he hesitated for a moment, and finally withdrew the barrier, and stood up together with Liao Qingshu.Suan Ni's pair of yingying animal pupils turned indifferently, her gaze passed over Liao Qingshu, and landed on Jiufang Ziyan.
Staring at Jiufang Ziyan for a long time, the corners of his lips twitched, and a smile appeared on the cat's face: "I smelled a familiar smell from a long distance away, and I thought I had finally found Qiuming, so it turned out to be Qiuming's son, which made me happy in vain. "
Jiufang Ziyan was startled when he heard the words, Liao Qingshu secretly observed his shocked appearance, and blinked in puzzlement.Qiuming... is Jiufang Ziyan's father?Then what is the relationship between this Suanni and Jiufang's father?
Curiosity suddenly swelled, and Suan Ni said suddenly: "Do you still remember me? Back in Japan, you were captured by the Tengu, and I helped your father find you..."
"I remember you." Jiufang Ziyan interrupted him coldly, "You don't need to remind me, I've already remembered."
He smoothly pushed Liao Qingshu behind him, and a dagger with a cold light quietly appeared in his hand: "Thanks to you, I almost died in that mountain!"
In Liao Qingshu's dictionary, Jiufang Ziyan's "I'll go and see" = "He's going to see if there are any monsters to beat up, if there are, I will be ready to receive complaints and pay compensation, and I will also help write a letter of apology and review book".
And all this is exactly what Liao Qingshu needs to try her best to avoid.
So after hanging up the phone, he smiled apologetically at Langgan, and immediately opened the door and rushed out, rushing down the stairs, blowing out the door like a whirlwind, and finally caught up with Jiufang Ziyan before taking off Hanging on the tail of the paper crane.
This series of movements was done in one go, and Fu Changshu, who was watching the play, clapped his hands, and the three heads applauded in unison.Jiufang Ziyan said angrily: "Be your purchasing agent! What a mess!"
"No, I have to go too." Liao Qingshu said firmly, "It's my duty to keep an eye on you, Director Xu said it! I'll go wherever you go!"
"Go down! I'm in a hurry, don't waste my time! Kick you, believe it or not?!"
"No!" Liao Qingshu repeated again, "I'll go wherever you go!" God knows what would happen if the bulldog ran around.He doesn't want to stay up all night writing a review and an apology letter anymore!
The corner of Jiufang Ziyan's mouth twitched slightly, and after a moment of silence, he said, "I'll tell you if there is danger..."
"It's okay, you're here." Liao Qingshu said, and with all her strength, she climbed onto the paper crane and patted Jiufang Ziyan on the back: "Why are you standing there? Let's go, didn't you say you were in a hurry?"
Jiufang Ziyan had no choice but to drive the paper crane out.He secretly wondered if he had been too kind to Liao Qingshu recently.He remembered that this kid was a little afraid of himself at first, but recently his attitude has become more and more presumptuous, which is not a good sign.
Liao Qingshu didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, she just grabbed his shoulders and tiptoed to look forward.The paper crane flew very fast, and under the control of Jiufang Ziyan, it plunged into the dense forest, its wings kept rubbing against the branches and leaves on both sides, making a rustling sound.Liao Qingshu lowered his head to avoid a branch that grew out, and asked, "Why don't we fly in the sky?"
"The breath of the intruder comes from the woods, and it takes a lot of energy to fly up." Jiufang Ziyan said, and looked back at Liao Qingshu, "Are you stupid, don't you know how to set up a barrier to cover yourself? Lu Shu fearless..."
"Lü Shu is fearless, I know it!" Liao Qingshu felt a headache when he heard this word.He took out the ruby in his pocket, made a red barrier with his handprint, and covered Jiufang Ziyan by the way, and asked, "Intruder? Isn't it a dream traveler?"
"Only people with a certain amount of human blood can become Dream Travelers, but this aura is obviously not human." Jiufang Ziyan felt that his patience had really improved. If he was in the Exorcism Department, which one would start If he dared to ask such a stupid question, he would definitely be kicked down without discussion—not to mention that Liao Qingshu wasn't even considered a striker, at best, he was a good-quality oil bottle.
"Can people who are not Dream Travelers enter the Mountain and Sea Realm?" Liao Qingshu asked again.Jiufang Ziyan said: "There are few methods, but they are not without. Those like Muman who have part of their souls in the mountain and sea world can use themselves as a channel to connect to the mountain and sea world, and gods who retain their divinity can also come in and out freely. People or demons who are proficient in space magic can use magic to forcibly enter once they have found out where the mountain and sea world is, and then the chief of order..."
"Chief of Order?" Liao Qingshu asked strangely, "What is that?"
Jiufang Ziyan paused, and then stopped talking.Liao Qingshu asked again without giving up, Jiufang Ziyan could only say: "Don't ask, I don't want to explain, you will know if you do it for a long time!"
Liao Qingshu curled her lips and stopped asking.After a while, he patted Jiufang Ziyan on the shoulder as if remembering something: "By the way, you said before that the mountain and sea world was once invaded, so what is it... Hey! Slow down! Brake! Go ahead, look ahead ah!"
"What?" Jiufang Ziyan turned his head in a daze.The atmosphere in the forest was strong, his senses were affected, and his eyesight was not good. He was distracted by talking to Liao Qingshu just now, and when he noticed something bumping in front of him, it was too late.
I saw Xiao Lin flying towards this side very quickly with a pair of rabbit ears on his head, his feet were not more than an inch off the ground, and a slender tail behind him was spinning at high speed like a propeller, coming menacingly like a cannonball.Jiufang Ziyan couldn't catch up in time, he was about to collide with him, so he pinched his hands and quickly uttered a spell.
In an instant, a metallic luster appeared on the entire paper crane. Lin Hongle bumped into it, and "Duang" hit a big copper basin, rolled his eyes, and immediately fell down in a daze.
Jiufang Ziyan stopped the paper crane, jumped down together with Liao Qingshu, and surrounded Lin Hongle.Liao Qingshu patted Lin Hongle's face, then opened his eyelids to look at him, and said nervously, "There will be no accidents, right? Jiufang, if you are killed, it's not as simple as an apology letter!"
"It's just the Vajra Curse, what big things can happen?" Jiufang Ziyan said so, but the expression on his face was a little apprehensive.He stretched out two fingers to press Lin Hongle's forehead, his fingertips glowed slightly, "Even if something really happened... Tsk, you have to testify to me, he was the one who was speeding, and I don't care about my business."
"Is now the time to think about these things? The person involved is still lying here!" Liao Qingshu said furiously, "And the responsibility lies with you!"
"That's why you broke my heart!"
"I told you that now is not the time to pursue these things..." Liao Qingshu was halfway through speaking when Jiufang Ziyan suddenly raised his index finger, made a "shh" gesture, and looked up into the distance.
"There are fluctuations of spiritual power over there." Jiufang Ziyan said.Lin Hongle came running from that direction just now, so something must have happened there.
He and Liao Qingshu looked at each other, dragged Lin Hongle behind a tree to hide, and immediately ran towards the direction Lin Hongle came from.After walking a few steps, a hoarse cry was suddenly heard, and a huge owl fluttered out from the distant woods. The wings that could almost cover the sky brought a strong wind and crushed a piece of beautiful trees.It raised its head and screamed, and was about to fly up, when it saw a red shadow jumping up suddenly, with colorful auspicious clouds under its feet, its flaming mane fluttering in the wind, pressing on the owl's back, and opening its mouth to it Bite off the neck.
The owl struggled to get away, turned around to peck the fiery red lion, and the two huge monsters were torn into a ball in the air.
Liao Qingshu stared dumbfounded with his neck up, and asked after a while, "What are those two? Mountain and sea beasts?"
"None." Jiufang Ziyan frowned, "That owl is not even a living thing, it's just a shikigami infused with spiritual power, which is similar in nature to my paper crane."
"It doesn't look like a class at all, okay?" Liao Qingshu looked back at the snow-white paper crane that they had left on the spot, and then at the black cloud-like owl in the sky, and couldn't help saying.
"It's just that the amount of spiritual power infused is different! This one of mine is more skilled!" Jiufang Ziyan said dissatisfied, "But it's a little bit bigger... What's wrong with it, the sculpture I made before is bigger than it!"
"Yes, yes, you are so big and powerful." Liao Qingshu responded, raised her eyes and continued to look up to the sky, and asked, "The other one? What is that? I look like a lion."
"Almost, that's Suan Ni." Jiufang Ziyan replied without turning his head.Liao Qingshu nodded, and suddenly realized after a few seconds: "Suan Ni? The Suan Ni from the Nine Sons of Longsheng?"
"The dragon gave birth to nine sons, it's all nonsense!" Jiufang Ziyan rolled his eyes through the sunglasses, "Only an idiot like you still takes it seriously."
Liao Qingshu felt a little embarrassed, and murmured to explain: "Of course I know that the nine sons of Longsheng are just attached to the meeting. Just now, I just talked too fast..."
The so-called dragon gave birth to nine sons means that the dragon gave birth to nine sons, and none of the nine sons became dragons, and each of them was different.This saying has been around for a long time, but there is no consensus on which nine sons they are.To this day, there are still different versions of "Nine Sons of the Dragon" circulating on the Internet.
Many of these versions list "狻猊" as one of the nine sons.In fact, Suanni is a unique family, powerful, and can barely be regarded as a divine beast. It can be related to the dragon clan, but it is absolutely incomparable with the fierce beast "Glutton" and the bridge-suppressing spirit beast "Emperor" who are also listed as nine sons We can't get together.
"Although Suan Ni is not a dragon son, it should be true that he is favored by the Buddha?" Liao Qingshu thoughtfully.He once met a very rare hybrid of Suanni and Ni. According to him, part of his father's family still stays in the Buddha's land to reproduce.
"Of course, the World Honored One likes this kind of red-haired lion very much. Otherwise, it wouldn't be praised as a dragon." Jiufang Ziyan said while observing the battle situation, "The problem is that this one can't stay in the Buddha's land well, and come here to do something. Well?"
"Maybe it's for sightseeing?" Liao Qingshu guessed, and suddenly heard a shrill cry from the sky. The owl was grabbed by the neck by the lion, and its wings hung limply. In a blink of an eye, it turned into countless pieces of paper, scattered among the mountains and forests.
"...Your tourists are so fierce!" Jiufang Ziyan cursed in a low voice, pressed Liao Qingshu's head, and the two of them lowered their bodies and hid.Jiufang Ziyan cast another layer of invisible enchantment as a cover, and fixed his eyes on Suan Ni, trying to see what he wanted to do.
I saw Suan Ni in the air opening his mouth and spitting out a mouthful of scraps of paper, stepping on the auspicious clouds and landing lightly, landing not far from the two of them, squatting on the ground like a big cat, licking the fur on his body indifferently, Suddenly, someone said: "Okay, hide from the fart, come out. With this little ability, who else do you want to lie to?"
Jiufang Ziyan's face darkened, he hesitated for a moment, and finally withdrew the barrier, and stood up together with Liao Qingshu.Suan Ni's pair of yingying animal pupils turned indifferently, her gaze passed over Liao Qingshu, and landed on Jiufang Ziyan.
Staring at Jiufang Ziyan for a long time, the corners of his lips twitched, and a smile appeared on the cat's face: "I smelled a familiar smell from a long distance away, and I thought I had finally found Qiuming, so it turned out to be Qiuming's son, which made me happy in vain. "
Jiufang Ziyan was startled when he heard the words, Liao Qingshu secretly observed his shocked appearance, and blinked in puzzlement.Qiuming... is Jiufang Ziyan's father?Then what is the relationship between this Suanni and Jiufang's father?
Curiosity suddenly swelled, and Suan Ni said suddenly: "Do you still remember me? Back in Japan, you were captured by the Tengu, and I helped your father find you..."
"I remember you." Jiufang Ziyan interrupted him coldly, "You don't need to remind me, I've already remembered."
He smoothly pushed Liao Qingshu behind him, and a dagger with a cold light quietly appeared in his hand: "Thanks to you, I almost died in that mountain!"
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