I am not human

……Eh?Meow?

Why... is it meow?

...I know I'm weak, but I don't want to be so spineless, right? !

Liao Qingshu's heart was full of grief and indignation, filled with humiliation, and suddenly heard another "meow", hoarse, and then there was a tearing sound in the void, three cracks were caught in the space, and then it was turned into countless fragments, broken Strips of cloth fluttered down one after another.

Liao Qingshu woke up all of a sudden, and found that she was leaning against a tree, with hands and feet, and the paper towel wrapped around the index finger of her left hand was already stained red with blood.There was a person standing in front of him, with a clean demeanor and a sly smile, it was Muman who killed a thousand swords.

Liao Qingshu suddenly became furious, she only hated herself for not being able to really become Qiongqi, biting and killing this damned guy.He stood up angrily, grabbed Muman by the collar, and was about to get angry when he felt that his palm was empty. The living "Muman" turned into a short tree in an instant, with long branches coming out of his mouth. Reaching out, almost poking his eye out.

Liao Qingshu quickly took two steps back, looking at "Muman" who had completely turned into a plant in surprise, not quite sure what was going on.He knew that some monsters would show their original shape if they were beaten hard...but he didn't seem to have done anything, right?

He patted the trunk, shook the canopy again, thought for a while, then broke off a branch cruelly, shook it threateningly at the short tree, and imitated Jiufang Ziyan and put on a ferocious expression , said viciously: "You, die, die!"

The bush didn't move at all, and didn't want to bird him at all.

Liao Qingshu slumped her shoulders dejectedly, feeling that her anger was useless.The big black cat wandered out from behind the tree, cast its faint shadow on the fallen leaves, and barked lazily at Liao Qingshu.When Liao Qingshu saw Lao Zhan, it was like seeing a relative, and immediately threw away the branch and squatted down excitedly: "Old Zhan!"

"Meow."

"You saved me just now, right?"

"Meow."

Liao Qingshu guessed that this was probably saying "right", pointed to the short tree next to him, and asked again: "Then this, is Muman? Has he shown his true form?"

Lao Zhan stopped barking and gave Liao Qingshu a "overthinking" look.

"Isn't this... the meaning?" Liao Qingshu was ashamed and asked strangely, "Then what is this?"

The big black cat turned around, dug at the roots of the dwarf tree, and returned to Liao Qingshu with something in its mouth.Liao Qingshu took it and saw that it was a feathery leaf, its shape and color were exactly the same as those on Muman's ears in the dream, but when compared with the leaves of the dwarf tree, it was completely different.

Liao Qingshu pondered for a while, and asked Lao Zhan with his own guess: "This is Muman's leaf."

"Meow." Nodding.

"And this tree is not Muman."

"Meow." He continued to nod.

"It just got Muman's leaf, so it can turn into Muman to trick me."

"Meow woo woo." Perfect, full marks!

"So..." Liao Qingshu looked at the leaf in his hand seriously, "Let's take this leaf back and we can do business?"

"..." The big black cat almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, jumped up and slapped the leaf off Liao Qingshu's hand, bit it to pieces in the blink of an eye, turned around and cleared a small space, and drew a picture on the bare mud. A crooked "9".

"There are... nine pieces of leaves? What can I exchange for when I gather them all?" Liao Qingshu carefully guessed.Lao Zhan turned around helplessly and added a box behind, so Liao Qingshu suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, yes! We must go to Jiufang first!"

Lao Zhan sighed tiredly, trotted a few steps towards the north, turned his head to Liao Qingshu, shook his tail and yelled a few times, motioning him to follow quickly.Liao Qingshu followed a few steps in doubt, then looked back at the dwarf tree, and finally quickened her pace to catch up.

Hearing the sound of a person and a cat gradually moving away, the leaves on the dwarf tree suddenly trembled, and then the whole tree moved, pulled the roots out of the soil in a panic, and ran in the opposite direction Go, run for dozens of meters, then come back, pick up the branch thrown on the ground by Liao Qingshu, and in the blink of an eye, run away with the roots.

During the violent running, the leaves above its head trembled slightly, and the same frequency was transmitted through the entire forest, and then transmitted to the outside of the campus through countless plants, and was finally completed by the No.18 French sycamore tree counted from south to north on Kunlun Road copied out.

Muman looked up at the movement of the plane tree, and curled his lips in displeasure.The ghosts in the world really can't do it, their brains are blinded by the smog, and they can't handle such a small matter, wasting a leaf that I gave him.

On second thought, although Liao Qingshu had escaped from the dream, Jiufang Ziyan hadn't, and both of them were trapped in the maze he had built, so they could still be regarded as hostages in his hands.In fact, his own bargaining chips are not short, it depends on how much the mountain management office can give up for these chips.

He is confident that he can get what he wants with these chips.Maybe ask for more?After all, he is the one who has the right to make conditions...

It was a quick decision, and there was still time to go back to the senior's lunch.

Muman made up his mind, raised his eyes to look at the signboard with "Management" written in front of him, slightly raised the corners of his lips, straightened his collar, walked through the barrier fearlessly and vigorously, and walked in.

Then he stepped on a ball of paper.

He moved his feet hesitantly, and looked at the ball of paper in a daze.It was a soaked ball of paper with some sticky transparent liquid on it.Muman looked at this object inquiringly, not understanding the mystery, and suddenly heard a tired voice from behind the computer: "Can you please throw that thing into the trash can? If you don't want to pick it up with your hands, use it." The broom, broom and dustpan are on your left."

Muman did as he said, and didn't realize it was wrong until he put the broom and dustpan back to the original place. He secretly scolded himself for showing off his gestures. He coughed twice, stepped forward and said, "Excuse me, I'm here to negotiate. No If you mind, can we talk a little bit?"

"Never mind." The handsome boy who was typing on the keyboard said without looking up, "The girl in charge of personnel reception has gone out to buy lunch, so come back in the afternoon."

"It's okay, just call your supervisors to come..."

"The manager is busy and not free."

"...Or you can pass it on..."

"Do you think I look like I have time to watch over you?" The Qingjun boy tugged his crooked tie irritably, his voice was not loud, but there was a hint of anger, "What the hell are you trying to say? Write a note by yourself Come to the door!"

"...I am Shengmu Mandui." Muman finally couldn't help it, gnashing his teeth.

In his imagination, the tone when he said this should be an understatement, or it should be inevitable, or it should be domineering, but he never thought that when he really said it, the tone was aggrieved like He was an illegitimate son who came from the countryside to seek refuge with his biological father but was stopped by his servants and had no choice but to reveal his identity...

It's really too ostentatious!

The little brother was finally willing to look him in the eye: "Oh, Shengmu Mandui, you should have said it earlier."

...Well, although this tone makes people feel a little uncomfortable, at least the attitude is correct.Muman straightened up subconsciously, and the corner of his lips raised again: "Then, the leaders of your department should be free now, right?"

"It's hard to say." Xiao Hei shook his head, and shouted into the corner: "Chongjun, Shengmu Mandui has surrendered himself!"

- how to speak! !

The corners of Muman's raised mouth twitched uncontrollably, and he calmed down for a while before he said, "No, I'm actually here to negotiate...Wait, who were you talking to just now?"

Xiao Hei pouted in the direction just now, and Muman turned around, only to find that there was still a person sitting in the corner with a dark complexion. Sitting in a dark corner, it had a self-invisibility effect, and it almost blended with the background. A pair of black and white eyes were quietly looking over, with tears still bubbling inside...

Hmm... tears, right?Those ones, like pink crystals.

He was holding a tissue box in his hand and was still blowing his nose.There were countless balls of paper rolling on the ground, and pink crystals were scattered on the ground among the paper balls. Next to it was a young man with deep lines and extensive facial features who was holding a glass fish tank and trying to pick it up. There were more than half of the crystals in the fish tank.

The young man was shirtless, revealing his shiny wheat-colored skin. Only his abdomen was wrapped in a white cloth strip, and his lower body was completely covered by the table.Muman felt that his aura was strange, neither human nor demon, so he couldn't help being curious, and walked over to take a closer look, and it was this one look that shocked him on the spot, as if he had been struck by lightning.

...Who can tell him why the ancient Thunder God appeared in such a poor place!

Muman made a swallowing movement, and his heart beat faster involuntarily.What a mistake, according to his information, there should only be two disciples of the Jiufang family and a few half-demons in the Shanguan Office. In any case, he never thought that there would be a Thor appearing here.Vegetation spirits have always been most afraid of lightning strikes. Although he was transformed by a holy tree, this nature is deeply buried in his bones and cannot be avoided.Those half-bucketed Taoist Thunder Gods who are stuck in the Eastern Heaven Realm are still weak, not to mention that the opponent is an ancient Thunder God who is more powerful than the Taoist Thunder God...

Noticing his surprised gaze, Thor, who was holding the fish tank, turned his head, smiled shyly at him, and handed the fish tank over: "Do you want it? It's pretty pretty."

"No, thank you." Muman reluctantly returned a smile, took a few steps back with guilt, and retreated to the small black table.Only Xiao Hei said calmly: "It seems that Chongjun has no time to talk to you. He just came back from the research institute, and you can see that the experimental effect on him has not passed yet."

Could it be that the so-called experimental effect is to shed crystal tears like a Mary Sue... Wait, that's not right.

Muman suddenly realized that the crying black toothpaste Mary Sue was the boss of the mountain management office!

The boss of this kind of collapse... did you pick it up from the trash can?

The corner of Muman's mouth twitched. The tree spirit was tough by nature, and it was most shameful for people to cry, especially men.He glanced at Jiufang Chongjun who was still shedding crystal tears, his face reflexively showed a bit of contempt, and he couldn't help but frown when he saw Thor next to him.Seeing this, Xiao Hei turned his gaze back to his computer screen expressionlessly: "By the way, what did you say you were here for?"

Muman was silent.

"You really didn't surrender?" Xiao Hei said meaningfully, "We have preferential policies for mountain and sea beasts that surrender..."

"...I'm here to negotiate." Muman tried hard to stabilize himself, and said firmly, "The two people you sent to find me are now in my hands. If possible, I would like to ask you to listen to me. condition."

"In your hand?"

"That's right." Muman emphasized again, "They are trapped in my maze, and you won't be able to find them unless I lift the restriction."

"Oh, that's a bit difficult." Xiao Hei frowned, then picked up the phone under Muman's sure-to-win gaze, and dialed Xu Moyi directly: "Hey, Moyi, it's me. I'm with you Let me tell you, the bulldog and the little Teddy are not coming back for dinner, so you buy two less instant noodles... for the extra money, please help me buy two more meat buns. Thank you."

Putting down his phone, he looked at Muman calmly: "Well, is there anything else?"

Muman: "..."

His expression was slightly stagnant, and after a long time, he managed to force out a sentence: "You...don't think that I will let down my vigilance..." He deliberately pretended not to worry about anything, maybe there was a secret message of rescue in the phone call just now information!

"Think too much." Xiao Hei said indifferently, "It doesn't matter whether you let your guard down or not, don't you think so, Chong Jun?"

--what?Do you think I will be afraid of you if you call me a Mai Lisu who can shed crystal tears at this time!

Muman thought firmly, but heard a hoarse voice behind him: "That's right, don't waste your efforts. Anyway, no matter what your attitude is, you can't stop them. Although Xiao Liao is still a stick, he is still tough enough." As for Jiufang Ziyan...do you really think you can trap him?"

Muman turned his head in disbelief, and saw Jiufang Zhongjun's smile.There were still tears in the man's tiger eyes, but the corners of his resolute lips were slightly raised.

On the ground, pink crystals rolled gently, one by one suddenly stood up, floating in the air, on the small crystal stones, hands, feet and facial features gradually appeared.

Sucking his nose hard, Jiu Fang Zhongjun stretched out his hand, and countless pink crystals turned into villains, flapping their wings on their backs, holding a spear, and shouting "Zha".

"That man is the most vicious beast I have ever seen."

... Before you say this, wipe your snot first!