I am not human

Jiufang Ziyan used to be a very professional exorcist.Although he has been laid off now, his professionalism is still unabated.

So the moment he determined that the thing in front of him was not a live cat, he quickly overcame the great loss and anger of being deceived in his heart, and took out a fire talisman from his coat pocket. Prepared to blow up this deceitful bastard.

"Hey, wait, wait!" Liao Qingshu hurriedly stopped him.Jiufang Ziyan rolled his eyes, wishing he could put the fire talisman directly into his mouth: "Your Excellency is doing something, the Holy Mother will go away."

"Who is your mother, it's this cat! I, I seem to know..." Liao Qingshu said uncertainly.

Jiufang Ziyan looked at him suspiciously: "The miscellaneous ghosts look in different shapes..."

"I don't think he should be a bastard." Liao Qingshu looked at the familiar square head of the big black cat, and called tentatively: "James?"

The big black cat looked at him silently, and after a while, it gave a soft "meow".

"Ah, look, he answered me!"

"How do you know it's not saying 'fucking retarded'?"

Liao Qingshu glanced at Jiufang Ziyan unhappily, bent down and said to the big black cat: "If you are really James, come here, okay?"

The big black cat "meowed" very seriously, jumped down from the window sill, walked calmly to Liao Qingshu and squatted down, its emerald green eyes gave Jiufang Ziyan a sideways look, and did not hide its contempt at all.Liao Qingshu felt that this time she was definitely saying that "Mom's mentally retarded" didn't run away.

Jiufang Ziyan's face suddenly became ugly.

"I asked for you, that James, originally named Liu Zhan, is a Chinese-American mixed race, and his ancestors have the bloodline of Jinhua cat."

That night, when Jiufang Ziyan was returning the car, he stopped by his former acquaintance in the Exorcism Department and brought back such news.Although James was a guardian sent by the Ministry of Security during his lifetime, because members of the Ministry of Security must also obtain a junior exorcist qualification certificate and have a certain experience in the exorcism department before taking up the job, so I want to use it from the database of the Exorcism Department. Finding out his information is still very simple.

"Jinhua cat?" Liao Qingshu asked strangely.Jiufang Ziyan looked at him like an idiot: "It's a cat demon cultivated by absorbing the essence of moonlight. It's said that it will confuse people's hearts. You don't even know this?"

"Of course I know that! "Jian Hu Collection", I have read it!" Liao Qingshu argued unconvinced, but Jiufang Ziyan said in a daze, "A Collection of Thousand Households? What Thousand Households?"

"It's just...forget it, you can search it yourself when you have time." Liao Qingshu glanced at the big black cat sitting quietly on the armrest of the sofa, and her tone weakened again: "I'm just surprised. The half-demon is dying Will it turn into a monster in the future?"

"In this case, it's more like a ghost than a monster." Jiufang Ziyan also looked at the big black cat, but there was a hint of disgust in his intact left eye, "Half-yoke, a creature that is neither human nor demon, is not meant to be. It's just a simple combination of genes. There are more mysteries in them than the monster race - there have been a lot of facts that prove that some half-demons with strong bloodlines, after being demonized, will even far surpass the blood-related monster race; There are also those who awaken as "ghosts" after death, get rid of the fragile human body, and instead become existences between "demons" and "ghosts". Although intelligence will decline together with human nature, some will become ghosts. Something even trickier than a ghost."

Hearing what Jiufang Ziyan meant, it seemed that he didn't plan to keep the big black cat, and seemed to have plans to kill him. Liao Qingshu became anxious, and immediately argued: "James' condition is still quite stable!"

"Don't call him that." Jiufang Ziyan immediately said, looking at the big black cat warily, "Don't call him by his previous name."

Liao Qingshu: "???"

He didn't understand the train of thought of the exorcist, but considering that if he wanted to keep the big black cat, he had to obtain the consent of Jiufang Ziyan, Liao Qingshu also agreed: "All right, all right, if you don't bark...then if that's the case, old Zhan , can I just call you Lao Zhan?"

He turned his head to ask the big black cat for advice, but the other party just flicked its tail indifferently.Liao Qingshu continued the topic just now: "In short, Lao Zhan's condition is very stable now, if you take good care of him..."

"Take care of your size, it just looks like a cat. Even if no one raises a monster, it won't starve to death!"

"Then we can't ignore him! He is my savior!" Liao Qingshu retorted without thinking.

"Are you broken or overcompensated? When did he save you? The person who is actually riding a battery car to hunt for your life is here, sitting opposite you, look carefully!" Jiufang Ziyan slapped the coffee table , "He is at best an unlucky guy who accidentally took a lunch box!"

"Even if it's unlucky...that's because of me." Liao Qingshu lowered her eyes, unconsciously clutching her pants with both hands, "No matter what...I owe him. I have to pay it back."

Jiufang Ziyan looked at him silently. After a long time, he finally sighed in compromise: "Okay, if you want to raise it, you can raise it, anyway, it doesn't take up space. But you have to watch it for me! If something happens, you can raise it. You have to be responsible!"

"Okay, okay, no problem, absolutely no problem! Thank you so much!" Liao Qingshu let out a long breath, thanking her repeatedly, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a fluffy ball jumping onto the sofa from the corner of the eye.

"Ah, it's Xiaobu!" Liao Qingshu laughed, "He probably wants to say hello to Lao Zhan... Eh?"

He stared blankly at the seal-colored puppet cat approaching the armrest of the sofa in a friendly manner, sniffing the big black cat with its pink nose, and then was slapped off the sofa by the indifferent big black cat.

Liao Qingshu: "..."

Jiufang Ziyan: "!!!"

The puppet cat rolled to the ground blinked innocently and blankly, as if not understanding what just happened.After hesitating for a while, he jumped onto the sofa again and approached the big black cat curiously.

Lao Zhan continued to look indifferent.

Lao Zhan raised his paw again.

Lao Zhan slapped Xiao Bu down again.

"Meow?" The puppet cat yelled in confusion, and after turning around twice, it jumped up again persistently, and the big black cat's paws were clearly ready to go...

Liao Qingshu couldn't stand it anymore, and immediately took Xiao Bu away before he sent his nose up to be beaten by others again, while Jiufang Ziyan was almost like an active volcano ready to erupt.

Jiufang Ziyan: "...throw him away."

Liao Qingshu: "Huh?"

"That ghost, throw him out!" Jiufang Ziyan said angrily, "A mere ghost...fuck you, sir!"

"Meow!" The big black cat stood up not to be outdone, and roared back, its black fur exploded, making Jiufang Ziyan even more furious.Liao Qingshu hastily persuaded: "It's just that they are not very familiar with each other for the first time. After getting along for a long time, the relationship between the two cats will be better! Calm down, calm down, calm down!"

"Calm down, calm down, I'm just patting it with my paws now, what if I gnaw it on my mouth in the future!" Jiufang Ziyan stood up and patted the table unsteadily, "Throw this thing out for me! Now! "

"But you just promised to raise it!"

"Repent!"

"Then at least wait until I find a place to put him..."

"Throw it out!" Jiufang Ziyan's tone could not be refuted.

Liao Qingshu was so angry that she couldn't speak, and it took her a long time to say: "Talk to yourself, talk to yourself, no wonder no one treats you normally."

"!" Jiufang Ziyan was slightly taken aback, "What did you say?"

"You deserve no one to play with you!" Liao Qingshu said angrily, picked up the phone and walked to the room, Jiufang Ziyan called him: "Hey, why are you going!"

"Call Hua Fei!" Liao Qingshu's voice came through the door, "I see who can help raise him! Just don't touch him!"

"Tch, idiot, I told you that ghosts don't need to be raised." Jiufang Ziyan snorted, and sat on the sofa, his expression gradually becoming a little uncomfortable.After a while, he hummed again: "Who cares about playing with you, childish."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the door open, Liao Qingshu poked his head out with a strange expression.

Jiufang Ziyan sat up reflexively, after thinking about it, he collapsed back and asked, "What's the matter? What kind of lady is he, and he doesn't want to raise her?"

"It's not Hua Fei, it's Director Xu." Liao Qingshu said, walking out of the room, "She wants us to go to the mountain management office now."

Jiufang Ziyan took out his mobile phone and checked the time, um, Saturday, night, nine o'clock.

"She'd better treat us to supper."

"I don't know if there is any supper. There must be urgent tasks." Liao Qingshu's expression was still puffy, and she handed the coat to Jiufang Ziyan, "She hasn't said the specifics, but the general meaning seems to be Some kind of tree ran out from the mountain and sea boundary."

"Tree? What kind of tree?" Jiufang Ziyan went to pick up his coat while asking, pulled it for a while, then turned to look at Liao Qingshu strangely, "What are you doing? Let go?"

Liao Qingshu ignored him, staring at the sofa.Jiufang Ziyan looked over, only to find that on the leather sofa, there was only a seal-colored puppet cat silently licking its paws.

"Where's Lao Zhan!" Liao Qingshu called out, "I told you not to touch him!"

"I didn't!" Jiufang Ziyan also yelled, unable to argue.

The windows that were originally closed were opened at some point, letting in a bit of coolness, and the white curtains fluttering irrelevantly.Liao Qingshu rushed to the window to look, but what imprinted in her eyes was the deserted street at night, silent and lonely.